#Sumtin back at it

[something-somewhere-sometime]

Ms. Jorogumo save me

[somedaytakethetime]

He's feeling himself and I wish I could feel him too ✌🏻😩

[ask-ghazghkull-da-waagh-prophet]

Eh, boss wha' if you wer' turned innta a grot? wou'ds you stils be krumpin 'eads an' beings da big boss or you fink you myt just be a zoggin' grot an' some otha boss woud comez abou' ?

Jus' finking in hypathetikal

Not ta imply anyz of us finking of tryn ta turna you inta a grot

WELL IF IT HAPPENED NOW MAKARI'D PROBABLY TRY TA KILL ME, HAAA HAA!

*immediately turns to look at Makari, eyes squinting*

BUT IF WE'Z GO BACK TA WEN I WUZ JUST A NYOO BOY AN' IT HAPPEND, DEN...

*rummages around in weapons chest for a moment*

EY MAKARI, GO GET A GROT FOR ME, I WANNA TRY SUMTIN.

*orkish elevator music while Makari gets a grot*

*Makari returns with a very nervous looking Grot*

*Ghazghkull points the bolter at the Grot's head, pulls the trigger, and the grot's head explodes in a fountain of gore*

NAH IT TURNZ OUT DAT UMIE SHOOTA WOULDA BEEN DA END OF DAT. AH WELL.

[luvinhobiee]

hobie? when you have period cramps? i got you.

you would be laying in bed almost in tears , the pain from your stomach almost tearing you to shreads. you had a heating pad on your stomach but nothing was seeming to help. you heard the bedroom door open & close, “ hey, luv. i brought ya- … ya okay, luv? “ he instantly noticed your slumped frame laying over the bed , he looked around you & seen the heating pad. he realized what was going on. he slipped off his boots & entered the bed, getting closer to you and rubbing your back, kissing the back of your neck. “ ya hurtin’ bad again, huh? ” he asked sweetly. you nodded , whining at the pain that was corsing throughout your body. “ m’ sorry m’love.. i can run back & get ya some soup or sumtin’ ta soothe ya? ya like tha sound of dat? ” he asked , still kissing the back of your neck. “ i want you to stay here.. “ you said. you didn’t want him to go. he pulled you closer , “ mm.. alright luv.. i’ll stay right here with ya. i’ll help ya feel better, pretty girl.. ”

[a-roguish-gambit]

Turn of the century au thoughts: forge and gambit

I have an idea I might turn into a comic later.

I have Gambit helping Forge with the danger room but also collect machine parts for fixing things up in the danger room. He has a network of street kids who tell him when something new turns up in scrap yards like engines or sewing machines. He's collected them over time with them spreading the word of the "friendly man with the monster eyes".

He brings them warm sandwiches when he meets up with them and shiny silver dollars if they have a tip for them. He always brings a little extra of both just in case there are new kids from the previous time.

When they are picking stuff up he usually ends up distracted and doting on the kids listening to them about their day and stuff. They use him as a jungle gym, show off neat rocks to him, he shows them card tricks, and if one of the kids have learned something they tell him about it and he acts like they're the smartest kids in the world. He relates to them a lot as his life in the thieves guild was very similar.

Forge makes a comment about how Gambit might make a good dad someday after the kids have gone.

Gambit laughs it off saying "what? A scoundrel like Gambit? A family man? What chu been smokin.... Gambit hardly what anyone consider a good role model...Logan sure don't even see me as the responsible type to say the least!" Then quietly. "Sides...who would want to marry n settle down wit a low down mutant tramp anyways..."

"that rogue girl seems quite fond of you..." Forge responds, "who knows. The world is full of possibilities kid."

Gambit sighs and begins shuffling a deck of cards in his hands "hmp. Sure. Mehbee," he starts with a grown, "But she got a real life ahead o her. once she figure out her powers, ain't nothin gonna stop her. She gonna get to go to college soon, mehbee find a man dere like a lawyer o a scientist. Sumen who can actually lift her up in dis world rather dan a teif on many a folks shit list...she dont need Gambit. Not really. She deserves sumen lot better dan Remy."

Forge rolls his eyes and swats him with his oil rag. "hey stop that. What are you, the lead of a Shakespearean drama?" He responds with a raised eyebrow, "She's with you for a reason. What do you want? To will her away?"

"non..."

"well that's gonna happen if you keep in this 'not good enough' mentality," forge says, "stop worrying about what might happen. Lots of stuff might happen. Hell something from that scrap heap could fall on us and stop us dead in our tracks. Doesn't mean we act like it's going to happen or is even likely too. Focus on the here and now, it's not good for your health to be worrying about what ifs."

Gambit smirks. "Non, das your job Mr safety precaution," he teases, "ya always gotta ask gambit tree times if he did sumtin da way ya wanted afta all."

Forge smiles back. "Absolutely and that's why I don't need you being a worry wart. I don't need my apprentice stealing my job!" He says shoving the Cajun teen playfully, "now help me with this big motor. The things people throw away, eh?"

Gambit chuckles back. "Like Remy could take yo job. Ah mehbee clever an can follow instructions, but gambit can't invent new tings on da spot like you," he says helping lift the large device and carry it over to the truck bed.

"I don't know about that, you are quite good at inventing new ways to annoy Logan," forge jokes.

"das gambits specialty!"

[nerdieforpedro]

A Night of Madness

Joel Miller x plus size female reader

Fanfiction 18+

Warnings: Awkward family dinner, smut, heavy Southern accent, Joel is a menace

Summary: Jane had a one night stand. She meets him a month later at the last place she expected him to be. Joel is well, Joel 'fucking' Miller.

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Notes: I made Joel’s accent extra Southern, not sure why just wrote it and kept it. All mistakes are my own. I thought I had posted it last week and still saw it in my drafts. I was very confused. 😐

“Um…hello. Nice to meet you.”

“Yeah, name’s Joel doll. So you’re Jane?”

“Yup. I’m Jane. I’m here.” The pair shook hands, Jane felt her face become warm along with her underarms, anxiety is a bitch.

“God, could you two be anymore awkward? You’re the damn godparents for goodness’ sake!” Tommy had his hands on his hips. His brother was a big teddy bear. A mean ass looking one, but still a teddy bear.

“Tommy, ya’ don’t need to yell. Hell, we just met. Since’s he’s not gonna tell ya, you can park right here.” Joel held out a chair for Jane who sat and pulled her pale-yellow sundress down. It was her favorite, made her feel confidant. And she needed to for this so called ‘family dinner.’ Maria had insisted on it, gathering those who she felt closest to. It was sweet but also meant Jane would have to meet new people, like Joel, though he wasn’t exactly new. Joel’s daughter Sarah was previously unknown to Jane as was the adopted Elle and her girlfriend Star. Jane knew Tommy and Maria of course and their two children, Maria was six months along again.

The teens were playing with children while the adults spoke, Maria asked for Tommy’s help in the kitchen, presumably to explain again why this was a good idea when maybe it wasn’t. Did they really need to meet? Joel didn’t think so, though he was shocked it was the same woman who last time he saw her she was in a royal blue dress one month prior.

He had seen her in a bar and she looked very out of place. Apparently she had gotten separated from her friends and was asking the bartender if he had her phone’s type of charger. He did not. Joel offers to buy her a drink and to use his car charger. He thinks he knows where it is in the truck. She was weary but did need to to be charged, so she agreed and set out to his truck, she laughed about her poor luck and was thankful he was not a creep as she put it. Joel laughed and put a hand over hers, telling her he wasn’t, she would be safe with him. Her fingers intertwined with his and she leaned over giving him a kiss on the cheek. “Be careful who you say that to handsome. You might get more than you bargained for.” Her sultry voice and made Joel shift in the driver’s seat.

“That right doll? I don’t ’suppose ya’ nothing I can’t handle. I might give ya’ sumtin’ ya’ll never forget.” Joel’s other hand cradled her head and pulled him to her, crashing their lips together. It wasn’t long before she had her panties off and Joel was being jerked off by her. She then rode him both in his truck and when he was able to drive, on his couch later. After napping, he insisted that they go to the bedroom where the elder Miller made sure to take his time, get her out of the dress so he could explore all of her curves. He expected her to be hesitant but she was bold and poked fun at him for bemoaning his back. She soon was made to swallow her words as well as Joel’s cock. He tasted her core and couldn’t get enough of her, but the time the sun rose in the morning, they were sprawled across the bed, tangled in each other. It was then that she nervously said she had to go. He didn’t get a name or a number. Turned out she gave him something he couldn’t forget too.

Now they were sitting, making small talk over pasta and garlic bread like none of that happened. She was giggling like everything was fine. When dinner finished, Tommy and Maria put the kids to bed while Elle drove Sarah and Star to a local concert, Joel had already agreed on account of Sarah’s excellent grades, now they were left in an uncomfortable silence. Jane spoke first, after five solid minutes of quiet. “It’s, I don’t think we should mention that we know each other at all. It will make it weirder than it already is.”

“That so doll? Houdya figure?” Joel leaned forward, he had rolled up the sleeves of his red flannel shirt, with a smirk on his face. Jane’s met them and then went back to his face. It was frozen right now, but she remembered the expressions, the sheer awe that it showed looking at her naked form. No one else had treated her with such reverence. It scared her and she didn’t know the man’s name. Her first one might stand. It was easier to do than she thought, but so hard to leave. She knew if she didn’t Jane would have never called an Uber and left. “I remember a hellova night and morning.” His accent sent shivers up her spine. She thought she had a night of madness but she knew she was wrong. It was everything about him, the accent, his hulking frame actually making her feel small. Those hands all over her body and the praises he gave her.

“Doll you sound fuckin’ beautiful right now.”

“Tightest pussy I’ve had, you took me all the way in.”

“Shit that tongue, make me drown ya’ throat.”

“Fuck Doll you’re so soft, lemme hold ya’ stay right there. Not pulling out ‘till I harden up ‘gain.”

Jane remembered all of it and he had given her something she’d never forget. She’d gone so far as to go back to that bar and ask the bartender if he know the man she had left with. He’d scoffed at her and told her it wasn’t his job to remember everyone she fucked. She may have through another person’s bourbon at him. A waste of good liquor.

“I can’t…I lost myself that night and became,” Jane whispered “a bit concerned about finding you. So we can’t…” Her train of thought was lost when Joel’s hand patted her thigh. His touch gentler than the smirk he had.

“Jane, you look pretty in that yellow dress. Damn near close to that blue one you had on.” Joel’s thumb pressed into her thick thigh before scooting closer to her and leaning into her ear. “Still prefer you out of it. I wanna grab ya’ and see ya’ dripping’ fer me.” He left a small kiss to her check and stood to meet the footsteps he heard coming down the stairs. Jane felt her thigh where Joel’s hand had been, missing the pressure.

“You two make things a bit more friendly? You can’t be stiff ‘round each other. For the kids’ sake.” Tommy chimed as he hugged Maria. Jane stood and nodded, hugging the happy couple before moving toward the door. Joel used his long legs to meet her there and open it for her. “Brother, walk her to the car. She parked on the street. Elle’s car was blocking the driveway earlier.” He suggested, Jane put her hands in front of her plush belly, she normally did that when she was anxious. A given since she felt she might fuck him in her car on the street outside of her friend’s house. Joel and Jane stepped out of the house in silence until they got to her car.

“What is it about you that makes me want to have you rail me? I feel insane…” Jane opened her car door and tossed her purse in, slipping her keys in one her dress pockets. Joel stepped to embrace her but she stopped him, putting her hands on his chest. “No. Give me your number Miller. Tell your girls you’re sleeping over at your brother’s house. You’re following me to my place. Now.” He commanded and hopped into her car. Joel put both hands up and walked around to her window.

“I showed ya’ what ya’ couldn’t handle Jane. Now you wanna keep handlin’ it until ya’ understand. I’m fine ridin’ ya out Doll. I’ll follow ya’ and show ya’ some good lovin’ darlin’.”

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[asocialangel]

sitting on itzy's lap out of habit.

Chaeryeong - fluff - 609 words

Other verions: Yeji - Lia - Ryujin - Chaer - Yuna

Chaeryeong: would instinctively push you off, then regret and talk you into coming back, swearing she won't let herself be surprised again. She would be super nervous the whole time tho, so it's not that comfortable.

why is it my itzy content is flopping ? where are MIDZY ? hahaha, i find this writing very cute, had the idea while i was reminiscing a mini apple flavored kit-kat i bought in Japan... (btw i try not to care when sumtin flops. It's hard bcos social media made me used to look forward to big numbers but hey, i write for myself and the niche fandoms that could enjoy it-)

Through the screeching sound of chairs being dragged on the floor, people starting to chat again and the door getting opened by the teacher, you search for your phone in your school bag. On the tip of your fingers, you feel it and grab it as you’re lifting your head up. There you saw her, sitting on her chair, hair all over her notebooks. ChaerYeong was still writing something and didn’t even bother to look at you. You got up and started pushing your chair back under your desk, when you remembered you had something for her. Well the both of you. You reach again to your bag, taking out two mini kit-kats, one strawberry flavored, the other peach. You got up again and started walking to your friend. She still hadn;t turned her head, but she knew you were coming anyway.

“Sup Y\N ?” She greeted, without even looking at you, still finishing up prettifying her notes. “3rd period is still as boring as ever, but great. Chaer, we have a 10 minute break, better make the most out of it, stop thinking about class for 10 lovely minutes”, you answered. “Hm right’. She suddenly started tidying up her desk and putting her books away. When she was done, she pushed her chair back, to be further away from her desk. She finally turned diagonally to see you better. “I don’t wanna get up tho. It’s not like there’s anything interesting to do anyways”. “True”, you agreed, looking at your kit-kats. You handed the strawberry one to her, which she accepted, thanking you softly. You knew she’d prefer it anyway.

As you started opening its wrapper, you mindlessly started sitting on her lap. I mean, it’s not like there was another free seat. But you could only start bending your knees that Chaeryeong had already pushed you off. “W-what are you doing ?!” Embarrassed that she reacted too loudly, she looked around her to see if anyone was staring at her, but thankfully no one cared. The classroom was so busy, everyone was focused on their own thing. Unimpressed, you looked at her face. She seemed flustered more than mad, so it was okay, it’s not like you broke any boundaries, just caught her by surprise. 

“Uhm well nothing, just sitting sorry”. No hard feelings nor embarrassment in your tone, you just dead-pan started eating your kit-kat. Realizing she might have overrated, Chaer started talking you out into coming back: “Sorry, I, uh was startled. But come, it’d be unfair for you to stay standing while I'm comfy here.” After a few back and forths, you finally accepted and placed yourself on her lap.

You were both facing the table, but you turned your head back to her when you were talking. “You have a peach one right ? I wanna try it please, can I ?” You nodded as you stretched your arm behind you. She stuck her head up and took a bite out of the chocolate. As she expressed her delightment (“Mhmm that’s what im talking about !”), you whispered under your breath that she was so cute. She heard it, of course, and you felt her whole body tense up. I mean tense up even more than it already was. 

To be completely honest, sitting with her was not the most comfortable thing ever, because she was so nervous. But spending time close to her like this, made you overlook that.

A\N: did you like it ? My fav itzy song recently is snowy. Comeback was announced this mornin !

[x-galactic-star-x]

this is just my personal toughts so feel free to ignore-

anso Minors DNI

I just want a William Afton fic where he takes the reader in, adopt them as his daughter or sumtin,

but this is as a concept of when fnaf started

for example: me who was 15 when fnaf came out i was already loving the astetic and the horror and the theories. and back then we only knew of the phone guy and the missing children stuffed inside the suit

so just imagine being there with the unknown man, most likely dangerous take your hand and take you in the journey of growin up with a universe that is fnaf

a younger you who been there since the start of this, the man behind the slaughter been shaped many times, in many ways.

just watching from a teen pov, we all know kids see things differently than adults, and meanwhile enjoying the game and franchise in such passion and acceptance, we had a lot of fun theorising and come up with our own idea .

idk if its weird but just imagine William Afton chuckle at me trying to figure out his story like its a puzzle, and just enjoy how much excitement it bring my younger me.

i bet he would say "you'll get it one day champ, now come on let's go get dinner!" and order pizza.

havin an adopted sinister and secretive fsther figure like William Afton, sounds like a lot to think about but as a fan perspective it would be like trying to solve a game.

so when i saw i wanna be my younger self and have a father daughter moment with this man, all wholesome and fluff and crap, but just while growing up with fnaf it changes every year, his form changes and so are we.

we grow and then we get to the offishal William Afton that we got from the Movie.

god why he fit a dad look and eveything and it make sence. but he also kinda hot- ehem-

(he a dad but also daddy dont judge me)

but besides that-

today with my adult self watching the movie and all

what i would imagine is the moment the springlocks would go off, and just smile

we all did, we all waited years to see this moment, and we just watched as he say the infamus words

"i always come back"

cause yes he will come back,

and yes there will be more to the story.

and i cant wait to see the next part

[mchiti]

I hav sumtin 4 ye

...fksn merci frate!!! they are on a lil date jules 😭 look at these CUTIES w their height difference and all...my brothers.... 🫶🏼💖 good thing bastoni is coming back this week. I also saw leao there! looking nice, I can admit that fkdjshg

[ham-and-cheese-studios]

I want either a pikmin show or a pikmin movie idk

Like the show would just be like those little movies nintendo made a while back but.... 4 seasons of 12 episodes that are a half hour plz

Or the movie could be sumtin simple like Olimar and Louie go explore with the pikmin or whatever

Honestly, I'd d probably prefer the show cause I feel like Hollywood would just pull a Sonic with it, like "what if video game character in real?!?!?!?" rather than something faithful to the game or its art style even lmao

Anyway I just wanna see more of the little freaks so I can cry joyfully

[blkkizzat]

😈 anon is back to say to the other anon that called your stuff cringe

why'd you sit there and read it then? waste your own time somewhere else??? lol like....

as if their comment was going to have you stop writing.

keep being amazing btw ❣️

i appreciate uuuu 😈 nonny <333

lol the thing that gets me is i literally called it out in bold in the warnings. like if they gonna read sumtin they know gonna make them mad thats on them. but i bet the real tea is they hated they actually liked it lmfao.

[e-m-p-error]

[ @hclluvahctel LIKED For A Starter || Vox ]

[ Valentino ]

Valentino stumbled, dropping the second blender of chocolate martinis into the sink. Having forgone his three-inch heeled house slippers in favor of wobbling around his penthouse barefoot save for the fishnets he still wore, the drunk moth didn't have to worry about snapping his ankles. Hopefully.

His back was bared by the low cropped tube top he wore, only tied in the back and around his neck. It held a butterfly pattern on the front, sparkly in sequins, with a heart motif. The shorts he wore didn't leave anything to the imagination, as most of his clothes didn't, hugging the curve of his ass and bulging in the front. He wasn't really hard right now, but it was hard to hide what he was working with.

The elevator dinged, indicating Vox had arrived at his home finally, and he rushed over, nearly crashing into the domed doors of his front door. He pressed the button to open it before Vox could punch in the code (or so he thought), and when the doors slid open, he just about mashed his face into Vox's.

"Voxxyyyyyy~" He purred in greeting, barely catching himself with his upper hands on Vox's shoulders, "I was tinkin' y'weren't comin'... 'S late." But Vox had probably been working.

Valentino had asked him here for something very specific, and he'd had to get drunk to do it, apparently. He was so sauced he could barely keep his eyes open, but that wasn't entirely unheard of. If anyone knew about the moth's alcoholism, it was Vox.

"I got sumtin' t'show ya." He still hadn't extricated himself from Vox's personal space, like he couldn't move away from him for fear of losing him.

[wolfontheloose]

|| Roman & Ryden ||

“Ya seem kinna down lately, old man. Could be jus’ me so correct me if I’m wrong. Can’t be Cass gits on yer nerve that much, eh?” Ryden broke the ice in his usual blunt, not-beating-around-the-bush way, completely unannounced as the two men worked on a dismantled silver Range Rover L322. Squeezed under the elevated bottom of the car with his large bulk a bit of a disadvantage to this working position, Ryden got as comfortable as he possibly could on the under car roller as he took tools handed over to him by Roman, no need to prompt the other man or tell him what he would need next because he already knew before Ryden even got to ask.

“Need sum time off er sumtin’? I mean, if I’m imagining things, jus’ tell me to fuck off.” He couldn’t quite see the older man from this angle and therefore could not even try to predict what Roman might be thinking based on his expression alone so he added the option of backing out of the conversation altogether because neither of the men were very good with awkward social interactions. But also, in case Roman didn’t find his questions awkward, they could maybe talk about whatever’s been weighing over the older werewolf.

@werewolfroman​

[gothdaddyissues]

📚 here is a pile of books to find out about one of your fic ideas 💙

Well, here's the thing...

I had this idea for an AU (obviously) Dracopia story that takes place in New Orleans. A group of ghost hunters with a cheesy YouTube channel go there to investigate a very run-down old Garden District mansion that is supposedly supremely haunted - everyone who goes to investigate it never comes back. Turns out it's not ghosts there, but vampires. I wanted to include the entire Emeritus clan, and also Mary Goore as Dracopia's familiar. (I picture Mary with a Cajun accent - that does a l'il sumtin sumtin to me, y'know what I'm saying? 😳🥵)

It was also going to involve an epic lovers-across-time sort of story, kind of inspired by my love for old-timey Dark Shadows re-runs and that Mad Gallica song "Souls on Fire."

But then I started watching What We Do In The Shadows and my sexy brain rot turned into goofy silly vampire brother hi-jinx... so now I have no idea where I'm going with this.

My brain is basically a rock tumbler of ideas at this point. Every once in a while I open it up and pull out something shiny and say "Ooooh pretty!"

But thanks for asking, my friend!! 💜🖤💜🖤

[cayde-6-hunter-vanguard]

She runs over to him and flops on his shoulder with a tured hug

◇》 I missed you! Why you send me away for a long mission so much?

◇》 Anyway here, i got ya sumtin-

she place down a kalimba for him

◇》 i kinda like it, nice tunes and all. so i got myself one too, so i can give you one.

he reciprocates the hug

Hey Star! It's good to see you back! You're wondering why I sometimes send you away from long periods of time?

Well those missions are special and I can't just send any ol' Hunter out there. That's why I send the ones I trust and count on.

Like you.

he looks over the kalimba

What's this?

he starts to play with it

Oh? I....kinda like this. You said I can keep it right? I'll learn to play something for you one day as thanks.

[caregiverlad]

i surprised i make it dis long wifout sendin yous ask :0 i told mysewf to hold back today cuz feel like send yous lots n lots yesterday an i doin good !! i pretty bored today though an only thing i been doin is starting deadpool 2, scrolling on tumblr, an playin scrabble wif cousion. dunnos wha else do but i try an find sumtin !! how yous day been so far?? 🙃🫂 (has energy if yous couldn’t tell hehe)

-🏳️‍⚧️

my days good! i watched some brooklyn 99, had some dr pepper, and thought about going to target but i’m gonna wait a few days