#Srsly tho I'm trash

[dr-jem-nutcase]

MvA: The M Files, take-a-peek, pt. 5

Chapter 6:

Dr C's origin story video was a 20-second one-take recording of his accident, so there's little to no room for any deviation from the movie. Still, may this NOT disappoint

Gotta love alliterations but carnage means "widespread murder". And I don't think this sort of kids' book would be willing to show a bloodbath

I just realized, where are the stairs leading to those massive doors?

A pin-up in the audience, wth? Even the guy to her left is saying the same thing

Genetic teleportation device. Makes sense cuz teleportation was the topic of scientific research & experimentation in both Fly movies but this time the bug mutation is intentional. The video game only talks about the genetic part: recombinant DNA (fact: this term wasn't coined until the 70s, so Dr C was ahead of his time). Thanks, M Files, for a better elaboration beyond just a scientific machine

Is it just me or have the illustrators eventually said, "heck with it! let's just get this done & over with!" and got lazy? Taking a look at the last two chapters/the last post, I'm beginning to wonder

Ok, we get a better visual of Dr C's hairstyle. I put this pic in a grayscale filter and his hair in the movie was definitely darker than this ash brown-blond color (I like to think it's dark brown)

That shirt & tie. So much for that turtleneck. But from what I've gathered, the illustrators for a number of kids' books about the movie were given art references (besides the concept art) from DW months before the movie came out. Dr C's swap from the tie to the turtleneck didn't happen until later in the making of the movie; pretty much all the concept art of him show a shirt & tie. I don't know about you but I wanna see that reference art, every piece of it! As a fan of this glorious franchise, may my prayers be answered!

Whozits. Lol

Srsly? Portable phones, or phones that didn't require a cord, were a thing of dreams in the 60s. And what kind of haircut are you guaranteed? A trim? A buzz cut? And chocolate tastes AWFUL after you brush your teeth, and the average adult doesn't drink hot chocolate on a regular basis. It's coffee, if anything. Or even more realistic in the early 60s: a phone that lights a cigarette. You ever watch mid-century period dramas like Mad Men or Call The Midwife? Every other person smoked back then--anytime, anywhere! But this is a kids' book, again. Smoking/tobacco use is nowadays a reason for something not to be rated G. Istg, my inner historian has been doubled over & screaming in pain since this chapter began! Ok, enough whining

The fat guy's constant *ahem* cracks me up tho

Was this presentations of scientific discoveries or a glorified science fair? Dr C had discovery in mind while the fat guy had fair in mind. Imo, that genetic teleportation device was way more practical than a phone with hygiene & hot chocolate powers, not just super scientific

Unsurprisingly, Doc had his own fanbase on a university campus

Say "they called me crazy but I'll show them" without saying "they called me crazy but I'll show them"

Ok, is it just me or did the color pallet change on this page?

Didn't think that the machine was red. Also, the shirt is now black

"Whoops! I made a mistake!" "Just keep going, Jim. We've got a deadline."

So, he's just going with it without actually testing it on something else? That IS mad

I wish we saw more of his face in this instead of the back of his head

Dr C foretold Neil Armstrong's famous landing-on-the-moon quote

O...m...g. You can tell the illustrators had the hardest (or laziest) time with this chapter. I can barely look

A PhD in dance, mind you. A PhD in anything doesn't make you a faultless god

Oh! And go back inside if you want peace & quiet. And if you must, lock the door

Now both the tie and shirt is a different color

Reclining in the trash can, lol

I'm honestly the university campus hasn't been entirely vacated at this point

Welp, if climate change doesn't work, we know where to go...wait this was the 60s. Never mind

So, you've got a washing machine, an oil barrel, two tires, a traffic cone, maybe a bike chain and...what else?

That day, the middle of September 1962, a distinguishable sound that would haunt a secret prison facility for generations to come was born. This lines up with my h/c that being partially human mentally on top of the trauma of the accident brought on some amount of insanity

That tie must be magic. It changed colors again

Omg! Just call that slipper out for what it is!

"Hey, Jim? What's that shoe thing people wear in the morning?" "I forget. In this panel, it's in a junkyard, so just call it an 'ugh'."

In the movie... "Ooh! An old ugh...I mean, slipper!"

That is one heck of a net for that tiny fishing pole

The antennae sticking out of the net

Ooh, Monger's a major now, but how'd he know about Dr C?

But srsly. Is this chapter perfect? No. But I like it for giving "human" Dr C a bit more time than just a 10-second camera footage of a hottie in a lab coat getting into a giant cylinder. I don't know about anyone else, but it gives me more of a comprehension that Dr C's a human being with a cockroach head and tendencies, not just a strange anthropomorphic bug person

Epilogue

The End! Oh, wait!

So the jetpack has a flamethrower? Hot dang...literally

Link lifting a weight with his tail, lol

Blue-eyed Dr C with a gold tie pulling out...what is that? A bra? The illustrators must hate his guts

Poor private Grime. And what are the monsters supposed to do with potatoes? I think B.O.B. & maybe Insecto are the only ones who would eat potatoes, and Dr C might try potato battery experiments. But why so many? Did Monger stop by local gleaners or a food bank/pantry? Was this a donation of charity? Did he accidentally go over the top with potato crops at his farm? I don't get it! But quoting Samwise Gamgee, "Po-Tay-Toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!" There's probably a thousand and one things you could make with potatoes. Like vodka--oh, wait! Kids' book

Grime must've been like one soldier online who said he could cook minute-rice in 58 seconds. Still, I feel bad for the guy. Do you know how hard peeling potatoes can be on your hands after a while? Ow, ow, owie...

Overall, not a bad book. Disappointing every now and then, but hey! Kids' book. It was kinda expected. The watered-down, non-violent breakaways from the movie had its ups and downs. Like providing some explanation of details of the origin stories in the movie, like why the tomato and dessert topping. Or the idea that luring a monster into a trap is the ultimate way to capture one, MUCH more scaled out and less violent than fighting them until you get the upper hand and force them into submission and/or tranquilizing them, like tranquilizing Susan and then tying her down when she became too drowsy to fight and eventually consciousness in the movie instead of luring her into a trap (like, how would you lure a confused, scared 50-foot bride into a trap when all she can think of was her fiance's safety and why people were wrapping a rope around her arm?). If you thought this book was a disappointment through and through, I read the graphic novelization, and it is a bigger disappointment than anything in this book. More watered down, the illustration was terrible, and some of the rewritten scenes didn't add up with the events of the movie, like wth. I think I threw it out

I hope you enjoyed this take-a-peek series as much as I did. And maybe I can share the second half of the entire book, a story called Brain Pain, a silly entertaining story about the four monsters (BOB, Dr C, Link, & Insecto) in the facility some time before Susan showed up. Maybe :)

Again, none of this belongs to me, as much as I wish it did

[kharmii]

Maybe Marchy wants you to delete their post because they don't want to be affiliated with you, specifically. You're sort of a trash human being who can't get past werewolves being fictional creatures who have been a part of human mythology for thousands of years. Oh, and you're also transphobic and borderline homophobic. No one seems to like you, Kharm. Take a hint and keep your opinions to yourself for a change.

I haven't seen werewolf pron in a long time because all the people into it blocked me before I had a chance to block them. Srsly tho, there is no fandom as thirsty for dog-ass as submas. Beautiful men = Out of Style. Grotesque hairy stank-factories = In Style.

I don't like a lot of you either. I'd have been over this fandom ages ago if I wasn't into making dubious translations of Asian art. It's not like I'd want to go diving head first into My Hero Academia either, as it's mostly a bunch of kids. I suppose Erasurehead x Present Mike is appealing in the 'opposites attract' sort of way, but I'm not into Endeavor x Hawks because the former is too much of an alpha male. A main plot point was how Endeavor got into an arranged marriage with a once influential family that was struggling. They sold their daughter to Endeavor so he could selectively breed perfect superhero babies.

Endeavor: *taps watch* My recovery time is twenty minutes. That's how often you are getting bred until that baby sticks. After that, we could go once an hour for fun. (My goddamn #1 hero)

Anyway, nobody has yet to answer my question about why it's acceptable in fandom to be a shitting dick nipple fkn furry into a million stupid fetishes, yet a lot of those people still have the gall to have a 'Proshippers DNI' on their pages. Why is it okay to cherry pick the two things? (Pedophilia/Incest) but it's okay to belong to a group of people (furries) who are overrepresented in irl cases of sexual abuse? Why is one sort of weirdo more socially acceptable than another?

Side note: A lot of furries I've encountered are into belly kink. You know how they are always saying yaoi is offensive to irl gay men because woman pidgeonhole gay men into heteronormative female fantasies? Well, first of all, fuck gay men and men in general. It's part of male privilege that all biological males -whether straight gay or trans- have this attitude like their feelings are of utmost importance, and that they should be allowed to regulate what we do. If gay men don't like my gay men fantasies, then fight me.

Where was I....so belly kink is a very heteronormative feminine fantasy. It's a very female fantasy to want to see a feminine looking person being comforted by their masculine partner when they are suffering with a huge swollen pregnant looking belly. I can see the appeal of it if the person with the fat belly is pretty looking, like the Dabiten ship. Unfortunately, I too often saw depictions of this featuring gross ass furries that one could just imagine the stank lines wafting out of.

Another side note: Is there the same sort of crap in other fandoms one sees in submas? -Like does every other fandom get flooded with two-dick dragon morbidly obese omegaverse bullshit? I'll say it again because I have the right to my opinion....I'll bet a lot of monster fkn bullshit is trans coded, like they want to normalize fat hairy men with vaginas and/or dubious genitals (like multiple dicks, yo..) looking pregnant. It's yet another side effect of our fossil fuel driven glut where too many people have amygdales not functioning correctly which causes dysfunction with dopamine regulation. A person with a healthy sense of their own mortality would be repulsed by pregnant trans male figures because of the potential of getting a really messed up baby.

Seriously, doctors are supposed to experiment on animals before moving to humans. How many female animals were pumped with male hormones then made pregnant? Have there been a lot of studies done on what unnatural male hormones might do to a developing baby in the womb? -Or are we in the midst of ongoing legal experimentation on humans?

[webslingingslasher]

hiii it's sleepover anon again ;____;

it's my bday and ahahah i'm not having a good time..... i mean, ever since that night actually. i haven't confronted my bffs bc bff1 was at the beach for like 2 weeks and and bff2 was mia. i wanted to talk to both of them in person and i didn't want to push thru if we weren't complete so i've been waiting.. but anw i've just been civil w them. no actually, i've been dry hahah. but i think i'm just gonna have to confront both of them either on call or individually bc my bff's leaving to return back to her uni abroad like tmrw. smh

but the reason why bff2 was mia is bc she's been feeling bad abt that night.. she msged me last night and apologized for being mia and that was the reason why, then she greeted me. i haven't even confronted them but i guess she realized it herself, how mean she was lol.. i still want to bring it up tho, ik she's gonna feel even worse when i do, but idk i just can't let it slide y'know.. plus bff1 has no clue of whats rly going on so i have to bring it up bc both of them still quite literally talked abt me behind my back so.

anw. i've been rly down ever since bc i had no one to share my happiness with... i do have other friends but it's just not the same bc our dynamic is different. i just feel so down and rly empty now... nothing fuels me except my comfort shows and movies, but they're just distractions.

i also went to watch barbie for my bday today, and there were 3 misogynist guys (i think they were high schoolers) who were rly fucking noisy and annoying.. during the mom's speech (i forgot her name but iykyk, i don't want to spoil), one of them went "that sucks" sarcastically and they were giggling bc they noticed everyone staring at them for being annoying as fuck.. literally went "they're staring at us *giggling*" like the fuckkk... also, one of them groaned twice like really fucking loudly, almost screaming like wtf... i do not even know what to say about that. i feel like they were feeling cool for being a nuisance and got attention 😒 they rly ruined my barbie experience AND ON MY BDAY!!!!! i srsly wanted to push them down the stairs i kid u not.. and at the end of the movie when everyone left, u'd see their spot full of trash from their food and drinks just splattered everywhere... fucking pigs. i didn't even enjoy the movie like at all bc of them and i'm rly pissed bc it was supposed to be the highlight of my bday.. i just genuinely wanted to have a good time WHY R MEN SO FUCKING TRASHHHH

anw that's all. sorry my asks are long ;__; i don't rly have anyone to confide in anymore.. u don't rly have to reply to this if u don't want to btw no pressure!

also fyi i am a constant consumer of ur peter works and i'm very grateful for u. can't wait for ur frat!peter series heheh and thank u so much for making this a safe space🥺💗 wishing u well mwahugs<3

first- HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳

tbh it sounds like bff2 had a wake up call, or imo seems like the person that will jump in and make fun of someone else so they’re not getting made fun of.

bff2 apologized on her own behalf and that speaks volumes.

((you’re so welcome, i am very glad to have you here and happy to know you have a safe space ❤️))

[annachum]

Okay. Here are some post Carmen HCs I got for Micaela, buddy 😊 :

. She got sent to a health spa for 2 months in Valencia, where her maternal relatives live. After recovering from her heartbreak madness and sickness and all, she eventually got to move into the Vasquezes ( aka her mom's twin older brother's household ) to start a new life, where she eventually began working as a seamstress at Senora Vasquez's textile shop

. AND THEN EVENTUALLY SHE MEETS A CERTAIN DASHING and Charming cavalry commander called Raimundo DeLeon, who comes from a County household ( Even richer than both Micaela and Don Jose's households, btw ). They first met when the Vasquezes decided to invite him for dinner after a cavalry mission and Raimundo is SMITTEN WITH MICAELA AT FIRST SIGHT. BLESS.

. Micaela still keeps in touch with her family ( I HC surname the Cabellos ) in Seville. I long have this HC that Micaela is a Cavalry general in Seville AND A FORMER BOSS OF DON JOSE. THE DRAMA. Yeah of fuckint course the Cabellos grew to LOATHE Don Jose and Micaela's 3 younger sisters actually distrusts Don Jose at first sight.

. Anyway, Raimundo ( I imagine him looking kinda like Yon Gonzales btw ) and Micaela eventually got together in Oct 1830 in his masquerade birthday party

. And then they became a fire paie where Raimundo actually treats Micaela WAY better than Don Jose ever will.

. And then Raimundo eventually got to know about the Carmen disaster from Micaela's POV and BOY IS HE OUTRAGED.

. Raimundo and Micaela eventually got married in May 1831, and Micaela became a glamorous Countess, socialite and art patron since. Srsly she went from a debutante from a lower ranking noble or gentry household....to a Countess who was treated by a number of people with great deference AND a husband who just adore. I LOVE THIS.

. Also I long have this HC that a reason why Micaela initially blames Carmen ( who actually didn't even know what a trash bag Don Jose is until it is nearly too late and all )....is actually rooted from her getting inter generational trauma from how her mom and Senor Vasquez had their dad killed and their old house robbed by a bunch of Romani robbers WHEN THE VASQUEZ TWINS ARE 15. NOOOO.

. But Carmen and her Romani tribe are nothing like those Robbers. And Micaela soon finds that out herself.

. Micaela actually eventually got to know the truth of things and such from her mother via a letter, the next morning after Don Jose is executed. ( HA! ). And she SOBBED out of overwhelm and relief, and finally, FINALLY, is able to fully forgive Carmen.

. Srsly Micaela DESERVES BETTER and Raimundo DeLeon ( who eventually becomes a cavalry general in Valencia ) treats her WAY better than Don Jose EVER WILL.

. Raimundo x Micaela kinda reminds me of Zorro x Elena de la Vega in some ways btw 🤩🤩🤩🥺🥺🥺🥺

. Also I long imagine Micaela to have auburn curls, turquoise eyes and fair skin and rosy cheeks ( and looking kinda like Maria Valverde ). And Raimundo to have dark curly hair often tied to a short ponytail, a stubble, tan skin and piercing emerald green eyes.

. Also Micaela was 18 and Raimundo was 23 when they got married btw. 😊😊😊😊

. Micaela and her sisters are educated in a fancy girls catholic school in Seville, so Don Jose is actually Micaela's first bf. THANK FUCK SHE DIDNT END UP WITH HIM ( THANK FUCK INDEED ), and she eventually ends up with SOMEONE TRULY WORTH OF HER. AAAAAAHH.

Also in the Carmen novella, Escamillo eventually dies of a broken heart sometime soon after Carmen ( WHOM HE WAS ENGAGED WITH AT THOSE POINTS ) died. I'm sorry ( spoiler alert )

Some other operas I actually like include :

. The Barber of Seville

. Magic Flute

. Tales of Hoffman

. Guilio Cesare in Egypt

. Aida ( I like THE PLOT, even tho I know there are several issues with it )

. The Abduction from Sergalio ( similarly with Aida, rlly )

I've actually come to accept that Sigyn may only appear as a minor character on screen eventually, or even not appear at all on screen, in MCU

But then again, Larry MAY be a male Sigyn variant

We can only hope

Also

I did say that I would love for Anne Hathaway to play MCU! Sigyn

But I'd also love a ' POC ' actress to play MCU! Sigyn too

IDK

[artgurusauce]

New Fanfictions Out

Right so forgot to announce this, I might just come back to Tumblr but please don’t ask about my ask blog, that’s closed and I’m not doing it anymore.

Anyways, sooo I abandoned Wattpad and moved onto Archive Of Our Own for those of you who may not know yet, and I already have a finished fanfic up there some of you have probably already heard of. It’s on my page so you can check that out.

For this announcement though, I’m just gonna be linking the new ones I’m doing atm, sooo...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20029963/chapters/47429494

^This is my new Haudion slash fic. FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. It has heavy themes and you’ll see specifics in the tags, but it contains graphic stuff about suicide, self-harm, depression, drug abuse, and so on. If ya can’t handle those things, please, please do not read it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20029543/chapters/47428492

^And this one is my self-insert OC fanfiction. Also taking place in Alola, but no Haudion, so don’t think you’ll find any in there. It’s honestly pretty trashy but hey, go ahead and check it out if you think you’ll like it lol. It’s more light-hearted than my other one, so, no overly mature or graphic themes. Not yet anyway

Alright, that’s about it. Sorry for this sloppy rushed announcement. Just realized that since some of my fans are here on Tumblr I wanna give them an easy gateway to my other stuff if they haven’t already seen the new stuff on my page.

[kai-atlantis]

Listen, I can't draw for literal crap but I'm bored at work so here's a shitty Alexmis comic 💖

[yourlocalsewerdragon]

A moment of silence for our beloveds who hit the post limit, they fought well, couldn't be me tho

[daelupyre]

oh boy am I ready for hope to be done with that school

[sapphire-and-gold]

*sigh*

[itsbitmxdinhere]

☆ Put this star into the inbox of your favourite blogs. It’s time to spread positivity ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

I’m ded alkjdfhlaksdjfka

SAME THOOOO :’D

@gaydemonwolf

[sh1-n0bu]

I need to leave my horny thoughts with someone and I chose you to be my victim but like am I the only one who goes absolutely feral over the thought of aftercare. Like I look at characters like scaramouche with the urge to absolute ruin him but like I want to take care of him too. I give him many kisses mwah mwah.

God damn it I'm so fucking gay

♡︎ 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙤𝙮 ♡︎

Characters: sub!scaramouche x dom!gn!reader

Warnings: like i always make my reader’s nb so everyone can feel included i do say cock but it can be thought of as a strap on too, hair pulling, crying, a bit of blood, mirror-fucking (kind of), a bit of dumbification, feminization, marking, a bit of a creampie ig???

and as a tradition no proof read, we die like a true horny mfs

Notes: and i will happily be the victim nonnie😌but yeah sameee. i’m more of a gentle dom but i don’t mind being mean sometimes(only with consent tho) and the aftercare would be just me spoiling the shit outta my bbies. also i tried head cannons for this ask. hope u don’t mind nonnie luv😚💓

oh scara scara scara

my favorite lovely brat

rough him up a bit he srsly wouldn’t mind it

mark him all up. the little whore wouldn’t mind showing off who he belongs to and who belongs to him

bite his neck, leave hickeys, bruise him up, and if the hickeys and love marks are starting to disappear, force him down and suck on the same spot

when you force him to sit still on your lap while marking him for long enough the little brat won’t hesitate to start grinding his needy neglected cock on your thighs

and when he feels nice and wants to be babied and spoiled by you, he would wear cute short pastel skirts and crop tops, a lace lingerie of your favorite color and favorite style

would lift up his tiny skirt to show you the see through lacy panties he chose and would ask “do i look pretty, love?”

pls spoil him, he needs it and definitely craves it even though he doesn’t say anything

buy him nice lingerie, accessories to go with it, clothes, spoil him, fuck him how he wants it

when you give him the gifts you got him or show him the tiniest bit of affection like goodbye kisses he just melts

put light make up on him just to watch as everything rolls down his face while his slutty hole gets absolutely wrecked by you

pull on his hair and make him watch himself get fucked stupid on the mirror opposite of your bed that you may or may not have put there purposely just for this reason

poor little scaramouche is so red and embarrassed of how you’re fucking his tiny self so good and deep to the point even a belly bulge is seen

he would whine and sob sooo prettily

“hic f-fuck me… mmoohre! pleashhee… i-i’ll be good hnng-ghh i’ll be shoshosho good! promishee”

and if you wanna leave him completely fucked out to the point he can’t even think of a single plea then press the cute belly bulge

baby boy would start trashing around with eyes blown wide and heart shaped pupils<3

“g-gAAANHHGG NO! NO NO NO! D-DON’T TOUCH ME THE-AAUUNNNGGH♡︎♡︎“

the prettiest crier fr fr😌

mouth open with his tongue lolling out, put your fingers in his mouth and gently pull on his tongue, it makes him cum right then and there on the spot

slowly but deeply fuck him, his eyes would turn into heart pupils real quick with his red eyeliner running down

make him suck your fingers, he has a bit of a hand kink, especially if you’re taller or your hand has some noticeable scars or/and blisters

heavily making out with him while turning his mind into a mushy mess has him whining and sobbing out so freely and loudly

LOUD and i cannot say this enough

would be even louder if you were to gently nibble on his lower lip and accidentally cause it to bleed

keep filling his cute slutty hole until he’s a sobbing mess who can’t even focus his eyes on you with his heart shaped pupils<3

but always be sure to take good care of him afterwards

since he’s short and a puppet i’m pretty sure he doesn’t weigh that much so manhandle him

princess carry your precious boy and have a nice refreshing bath with him, his mushy brain and marked body would enjoy the feeling

and always cuddling and a nice pillow talk where you just praise him and call him your good boy, your sweet prince is a must or else the brat will pout and ignore you in the morning🙄

hold him close to you while you both drift off to sleep

he’d have the cutest, pleased small smile🥹

“hnng - lub you too♡︎” —> his words not mine

[howlingwolfqueen]

Idk what's going on but the thirst for Ratchet is very strong upon this blog.

[hypaalicious]

Here, have some pirate Nyx: kantonliu(.)tumblr(.)com(/)post(/)164371833986(/)pirate-nyx-quick-doodle-reference-used-borrowed

I… didn’t want to admit it because how many hells can a sista be in before she rejoins the primordial ether of the universe

But seeing Nyx with his hair down like that and just… look, it did things to me.

*breathes*

Every time I think I’ve reached a plateau of thirst, something comes up that makes me go, “oh. Oh newp, guess that was a false bottom you hit, time to go lower!”

[skepsisyphus]

Your blog is 1000000000000/10💚

nooo it's not!! but thank you so much, little fren!!!

[rosaxui]

"...I don't believe that cute and intimidating are mutually exclusive, Master. You have shown a great affinity for both at times." (i couldn't resist)

─「☬��─  “ …i don’t know if i should scold you on the fact that you’re calling me cute or how you’re saying that i’m intimidating, lancer.. ” though she still refused to accept the ( cute ) word as something to be used in describing her — she couldn’t help feeling that slight WARMTH rising to her cheeks especially when it came from - him - out of all people.

but she CLEARED her throat, shaking off that hint of ( embarrassment ) where that light blush was still presented on her cheeks. her form - turned - to the LANCER, hands on her hips and she leaned down at him. “ a-and since when do you think i’m intimidating ? example ! right now ! ” how about now ?

[im-no-jedi]

PSA: Thace has a cute face ^3^