#Sp4rk P1ug

[turian]

i’m sorry wait your grandpa knew people from the fucking early beat generation of poetry. that’s so funny dude

omg yeah his best friend was gregory corso and therefore he had to drag ginsberg's high ass to some party as a favor LMFAO. my family appreciates drugs as much as the next guy but they did not like that man

[saiiboat]

we haven’t talked in like years. loving the new url

RYDER HIIIIIII thank you <33333 ro has the matching swagyuri url

[tealares]

hi bestie

HIII!!!!! HI :D

[councilblr-voting-rights]

No1 Councilblr Weirdo Bracket

The bracket is complete! Let's give a warm welcome to our lovely 44 contestants (listed under the cut)! Polls will only be open for 1 DAY and will be posted in the following order:

ROUND 1 PT 1 (RED, GREEN AND ORANGE)

ROUND 1 PT 2 (PURPLE, BLUE AND PINK)

ROUND 2 PT 1 (RED, GREEN AND ORANGE)

ROUND 2 PT 2 (PURPLE, BLUE AND PINK)

ROUND 3

ROUND 4

FINALE

I'm not bothered to list exact times but I will post a notice an hour before each round and part! If you would like to be @ in a notice then tell me which ones you're interested in and I'll be sure to tag you.

@colestyle (OVERWHELMINGLY NOMINATED)

@enderspawn VS @fiveminuterice

@fragilecqpricorn VS @sp4rk-p1ug

@willotstreet VS @atlix2

@unwitnessprotection VS @goatmanwithstrawberrytea

@jadejemdoesstuff VS @xaeyrnofnbe

@twinkfromconvergence VS @rubysparx

@viewfinder-chernobyl (aka @t4tnavvyseal) VS @the-albatross-sails (aka @t4t-navyseal-t4t)

@t4t-navy-seal VS @enby-ralsei (aka @t4t-navyseal)

@t4tnavyseal (merlin/charlie) VS @lilith-projects (aka @t4tnavysea1)

@static-hyperfixates (aka @navysea1t4t) VS @grrsalot (aka @navyseal-t4t)

@burning-sol (OVERWHELMINGLY NOMINATED)

@tragicfaggots VS @thanatosyaoi

@apple-the-bluebird VS @pretzel-the-frogtopus

@nickyclose VS @chaos-caverns

@seraphex VS @alkalineleak

@spacedustmantis VS @rumiracle-whip

@asteraeliana VS @everwizard (aka @navysealedt4t)

@navysealt4t (blue/jazzy) VS @aratinatophat (aka @transnavyseal)

@verdellium (aka @navyt4tseal) VS @t4tnavysealt4t (spin)

@tranny-tidestriders (aka @navyseal-is-t4t) VS @ghostlycrisis (aka @t4tnavyseals)

@the-worms-favorite-bastard (aka @navyseal--t4t) VS @misty-lilies

[stardustfanfare]

who is zaatar like is that a character. bc this is all i can think of ↓

zaatar is ryders cat. who is plotting against him. @sp4rk-p1ug can we get a zaatar picture over here

[wings-of-flying]

i think it's safe to say everyone's going insane

also griff and sp4rk-p1ug... what a way to go

[sp4rk-update-account]

@sp4rk-p1ug HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[jrwiyuri]

hello. @colestyle sent me. do you think chip gets pegged

Glad to see ya! I Uh… think it’s definitely possible.

[mcrwv602711]

what’s my number

15990.

[councilblrmicrowave]

@sp4rk-p1ug is being being microwaved for hating whores and because it would be funny! As requested by @colestyle

[mcytblr-news-reporters]

We've all received news of some of the parties running in the MCYTBLR Presidential Election, and I have taken it upon myself to gather four interesting parties and their policies in order for you to make the most informed decision when voting in this year's election.

CATBOY 2021

Catboy 2021 has found a distinct goal for their presidency. They promise to recreate what they call the old mcytblr, which could be very good for the older mcytblr blogs. Their policies are bound to be controversial with the DSMP community, promising less DSMP and abolishing DNF, but they'll be fine, I'm sure. Policies also include reblogging art, more fun shark facts, the just roll with it riptide, establishing the Slimecicle cinematic universe, and supporting small businesses.

With @sp4rk-p1ug and @tidespider running under the Catboy 2021 name, they could be the faces of change in the mcytblr community.

Whorance 2021

There's some pleasant surprises to come from Whorance 2021. Running from the Aphmau side of the mcytblr community, we could expect to see more Aphmau content on our dashes if they're to win the presidency. With @whorance running as president, and @heartsoulanxiety as VP, this could be very promising for not just the Aphmau fandom, but to the mcytblr fandom as a whole.

Tapeworm 2021

With a fairly large party such as this one, one can't help but wonder what could happen.

As a reporter, I shouldn't really be sharing my opinion, but I personally believe that it could be very interesting if Tapeworm 2021 won the presidency, just based on sheer numbers alone.

With @bones-sprouts and @lyraissleepy running for the shared title of president, @ifoundthegayjuice and @sajdd as their vice presidents, and @daylghtmellohi , @miss-match01 , @cloudys-oasis , @spider-shoes , @its-elvie-innit , and many more helping them with their duties, Inniters international could very well be a fixture in our fandom's history.

Their policies are also worth noting. They promise to instate a Tapeworm Church, to give Ghostbur a gun and to make sure that he's treated right, to consider liking art without reblogging a criminal offense and to punish it as such, to consider every DSMP character trans, and to be very welcoming to the Twitter refugees by giving them each a small frog. Along with that, they will also execute c!dream for hurting "The Boy" [c!tommyinnit], considering all MCYTs a basic blogger's right, and daylightmellohi personally promises to hunt down technoblade if he doesn't post the 4/4 video and edit the video themselves.

Also worth noting, "whores" is written throughout their list of policies, which could be interpreted in many ways. and sajdd doesn't like coffee.

Malus2021

Malus2021 seems to be another company-run campaign, much like Tapeworm 2021. Except Malus2021 seems to have a much bigger focus on the corporate theme. And I was surprised to find that they didn't have specific policies. Instead, they shared the three beliefs of their company: "CLOUT, MONEY, and BITCHES." They also made some lofty promises but...they are certainly tempting. ahem, my apologies, the formatting can be so difficult here, haha. I do highly suggest that you see them yourself though. Strangely, I don't think I can do them justice here.

Their presidential candidate is Genesis Frog, @aroaceacacia , VP is Dawnza Dawnpath, @netherite-sword , dogcatcher is Lime Limelocked, @limelocked , marketing director is Bina Biinaberry, @biinaberry enforcer is Dr Alpaca Funeral, @im-a-squidkid and their beloved coworker is Toffee, @toffee-rambles

[saiiboat]

in order: @sp4rk-p1ug @tmgstudios @quextionmarks @transatos @evilbeast @reverendsus @atthebell @strawberri-syrup @marszstar @celesteelien @callipygouscoulrophiliac @mcytanti love u all <3

[tealares]

not a thought behind those eyes

i have the urge to dump a bucket of water on him . affectionately i think

[councilblr-voting-rights]

[dayshines]

i know who i'm voting for (@tidespider and @sp4rk-p1ug)

[l-art-stuff-l]

@sp4rk-p1ug haha bitch (affectionate) (derogatory)