#Source Parks and Rec

[incorrectfandomsapphic]

Horizon: Forbidden West #052

Source: Parks and Rec

Avad: Aloy, you're like an angel with no wings. Aloy: So.. Aloy: ..like a person.

[appendingfic]

Tails: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life Maddie: I know this, and I love you

[merluvstequila]

Meredith: lexis great but she's 20.

Meredith: When lexi was born I was already in 3rd grade.

Meredith: wich means if we were friends back then,I'd have been hanging with a baby!

Meredith:I don't know anything about infant care!

Meredith:MY god. I COULD HAVE KILLED HER!

Lexi:...

[stephreynaart]

Was never super into the reverse falls au, don’t know all the details, and not interested

But I always imagined the gleeful twins being exactly like the Saperstein Twins from Parks and Rec

[percabethconvos]

Chiron, walking up to the Poseidon table: Annabeth my dear, you can't sit here

Annabeth, handing him a slip of paper: Oh don't worry I have a permit

Chiron:

Chiron: This just says 'I can do what I want'

[aprill-99]

*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

[dontremembermejust]

Agatha: Aw, you have a crush on me!

Rio: We’re married.

Agatha: Still…

[fandomnerd9602]

Natasha: I couldn’t believe the crush Wanda had on Y/N…

Y/N: (laughs) oh baby you had a crush on me? How embarrassing!

Wanda: we’re married

Y/N: (laughs) still

Natasha: of course that was nothing compared to the crush Y/N had on Wanda.

Y/N:

Wanda: (laughs) how embarrassing!

For @lifespectator

[riverroan]

Logan: There is no quiet anymore… There is only Wade Wilson.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it.

Raph: But if there is blame, it’s Leo’s fault.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it. But if there is blame, it’s Obi-Wan’s fault.

[incorrectfandomsapphic]

Horizon: Forbidden West #71

Source: Parks and Rec

Dekka: Aloy. Some guy who owns a gay bar sent you a cake. Aloy: Memorial Grove has a gay bar? Kotallo: Yeah, The Bulge. Everyone: *stares in surprise* Kotallo: It's behind my house. Natikka: The Bulge is a gay bar? The nights I've wasted there...

[appendingfic]

Sonic and Tails in the backyard: don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious Tom: *watching them with narrowed eyes from the house*

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: Why would I want you as my assistant?

Kory: I will work for you. I’ll be on you 24/7. I’ll be like your family. I’m here when you get here in the morning, and sure enough, I’ll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don’t worry, it’s not gay. Do we have questions?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: How long have you been sleeping with Natasha?

Y/N: What

Y/N: I don’t even get…

Y/N: Why would I…

Y/N: I’ve never had sex with anyone. Anywhere.

Y/N: It’s none of your…

Y/N: You have the nerve, the audacity

Y/N: And how do I know, frankly, that YOU’RE not sleeping with her?

Y/N: Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off!

Y/N: Check and mate.

[ladyredsclassroom]

Luna: i made a marshmallow Professor Snape. See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the marshmallow students for annoying him. You like it?

Professor Snape (choking up): It's fine.