#Sometimes Rodolfo take some earplugs with him since he doesn't wanna hear Valeria and Alejandro argue all the time

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Hiii ik this is silly but imagen if after the los vaqueros split up ale and rudy got together and valeria after years sees them togeter being all lovely dovely and shes like what- bc she tought they didnt like each other

(Ofc val tells rudy of all men why did he choose ale and she feels sorry for him😭😭)

Anon, this is quite possibly the funniest ask I've ever gotten! I don't know if this is supposed to be a request or not, but I don't mind adding my two cents to this!

Valeria, as a resident Alejandro hater, would be surprised anyone would want to be with him in the first place. And yeah, I think she would call Rodolfo out on potential fraternization as well, but that's not the main issue. I want you to imagine Rodolfo and Valeria, both sitting at a bar together, and Valeria just starts listing all the reasons why Rodolfo should dump Alejandro. It's an impressive amount too, Valeria could probably talk about how much she hates Alejandro for at least an hour. Meanwhile Rodolfo is just sitting there, ordering some kind of absinthe because he cannot take this nonsense. He looks entirely unamused and just wants to leave. I think Alejandro would come in at some point and just start arguing with Valeria while she tells him that Rodolfo deserves better. Rodolfo grows tired of all of this and just leaves at some point. I know Alejandro is a colonel, but he's an idiot. But so is Valeria when it comes to him. The three of them share one braincell and Rodolfo has confiscated it since the other two don't know how to use it properly.