#Someone's saltyyyyy

[damneddunya]

You and your boyfriend look cute in your pic !!

Your mum said the same thing! Thanks cuzzz

[bunni-v1]

hi! congratulations on 500 followers! could you make the full nsfw alphabet list with Idia please? (sorry for the bad English)

🍓I POSTED!!! I've had this sitting in the drafts for a week and I finally decided to post it (YAY!!!). I've also got Jade's qued up for later today, and I'll be working on Azul and Floyds in my free time (when I get free time that is). Sorry I took so long to post, life has been tough on me and I just didn't have the tools to deal with it. I'll be back and posting irregularly until December when I can actually take time and write again.

Idia NSFW Alphabet!

A = Aftercare: Idia Shroud is the WORST at aftercare, and I say this with so much love and kindness to the walking punching bag that calls himself a man. Genuinely though, sex overstimulates him so badly, so he cannot handle anything after the fact. He’s the kind to roll over off you (more like slide you off him) and fall asleep immediately. Of course, he mumbles out something about it feeling good and all that stuff, but 9 times out of 10 he’s out like a light.

B = Body part: He is a thigh man. He doesn’t care if it's thick and meaty, he just wants to rest his head on it. Maybe give it a nibble, if you’d let him of course (consent is key, even for a dirty Otaku like him). For him… he doesn’t like most things about himself, but if you seem to like something about him a lot, he grows to like it too. So if you like his hair, it’s probably his hair, if you like his lips or teeth it’s them. (What can I say, he’s weak for you).

C = Cum: SALTYYYYY! He doesn’t take care of himself what did you expect. It’s unpleasant to taste, and there’s A LOT of it to taste. It’s a pretty thick consistency and really sticky, fun to play with and watch dribble down your stomach and face. 

D = Dirty secret: He wants you to peg him. I wouldn’t say that’s much of a secret, but he thinks it is. 

E = Experience: NONE. Zip, zero, zilch. I make fun of Malleus for being a Virgin, but IDIA IS A VIRGIN. He’ll blush to hold your hand, it’s that bad. However, he does watch a LOT of Porn (Hentai specifically), so he has… an idea of what to do. He’s really nervous first time around, but once he gets comfortable with you he’s pretty good, just a little unrealistic in his expectations sometimes.

F = Favorite position: Doggy! Especially if you’re wearing cute little puppy or kitty ears! He likes watching the way your back arches, and he’s a big fan of pulling your hair or squeezing your hips. Other than that, he loves face-sitting. Surrounded by your thighs, oh that’s a good death for Idia Shroud.

G = Goofy: Initially, he is entirely on accident. He wants to be serious and cool about it, but he’s like a blushing schoolgirl and making a million mistakes. His line delivery is so… cringe and embarrassing you can’t help but laugh. It humiliates him, but eventually, he learns to just embrace it, and he becomes pretty goofy. He loves cracking jokes just to see you smile, cause the one thing he loves more than your thighs has to be your pretty little smile.

H = Hair: I know it’s blue flames too, I just know it. That shit is not tamed either. Like he trims, but honestly it’s hard to control something that's constantly shifting and changing. And, before you ask, yes it does flare up with his emotions like his hair does too. 

I = Intimacy: Depends… Idia isn’t someone I would ever describe as romantic, but he is a sweetie. He likes it hard and rough so it’s hard to say it’s very romantic, but he does like you close and he loves looking at you. You catch him smiling down at you like you’re some kind of goddess sometimes. You won’t catch him saying cheesy lines like how much he loves you or how pretty you are (cause it will actually kill him if he does).

J = Jack off: Mastrubating champ of NRC. He’s alone in his room 90% of the time with unlimited access to the internet and is also an Otaku. Sorry if you disagree, but you’re wrong. I know he gets off at least once a day, more if he has the time. 

K = Kink: Another biter, he just loves marking you up and sending you off with a pretty bruise for everyone to see. He’s a sadomasochist too, depending on whose topping. He wants you to push him around and hit him, make him feel helpless, it’s his favorite thing. Also into pet play, cosplay, roleplaying, and… any kind of play honestly. The weirder the better for him.

L = Location: His room and his room alone. Maybe yours, but he does not trust anyone in your dorm to respect your privacy. Besides, if he’s in his room he knows where everything is, and he can ensure no one will be getting in and seeing you that way.

M = Motivation: Most things, honestly. Be nice to him? He’s hard. Be mean to him? He’s hard. Beat him in his favorite game and act all smug (he let you win)? He’s hard. Lose and pout about it? He’s hard. He’s a sensitive guy, okay, and he thinks everything you do is super hot. Not his fault.

N = No: Share or let someone watch. Absolute nos from him. The idea of sharing you with someone and you like them more? Hah, he’d kill himself. He’s also not a fan of anyone seeing either of you in such a compromising position. He’s too nervous and possessive to let that out of the privacy of his room. Also, this might be controversial, but I can’t see him being into any kind of sibling shit. Too weird for him, he’d never want to think of his precious little brother like that, so why would he want to think of you like that?

O = Oral: He prefers receiving because watching the way you tease him with your sultry gaze as he sinks impossibly further down your throat is… heavenly. Though he isn’t bad at giving either. His tongue is long and boy can that thing move, it can reach places you didn’t even know were possible. Plus his teeth nipping at your most sensitive areas? Praise the seven, that’s good shit.

P = Pace: Fast and rough. He likes to just go at it, and he doesn’t like to stop for anything. Prepare to be pounded into next week with no stops!

Q = Quickie: He likes them, and they’re pretty common, but they’re not his favorite. When he has sex, he likes going for more than one round, and the whole point of quickies is that they’re quick so he doesn’t prefer them.

R = Risk: Yeah, he’s game to try some more risky things, but he’ll back out so fast if he’s uncomfortable for even a second. There are some things he wouldn’t consider, like bringing it out of his room. He’s a big fan of risky texts though. Like, a video of you fucking yourself in the bathroom while he’s in a meeting with the other housewardens? No one’s gonna know if he takes care of himself quickly. 

S = Stamina: He goes for multiple fast and quick rounds. He can usually do about four of them before he’s done for the night, but he’s willing to keep going if he doesn’t satisfy your needs along with his (sometimes).

T = Toys: He has a collection, actually, of really wild shit. Tentacles, ‘alien’ dicks, and even the infamous horse cock. He likes to put a bullet in you and control it from his room, watching you struggle to talk to your friends on the cameras he’s definitely allowed to have access to. 

U = Unfair: He likes to tease, but he forgets to sometimes lol. He gets so caught up in his own pleasure that, occasionally, he’ll just forget he wanted to tease you and make you all sensitive and whiny. He also likes to be teased, so please feel free to torture him when you’re topping <3

V = Volume: He tries very hard to be quiet, but bless his soul he is not. He’s so whiny and whimpery and pathetic, it’s very cute. He wants you to make as much noise as possible so that he can hide his shame, but he’ll still cry into your ear since he can’t contain himself.

W = Wild card: He sometimes prints out the pictures you send to him (with permission) and keeps them in his desk. There’s no real reason why, because he has all of them digitally, but something about having physical pictures is more thrilling to him.

X = X-ray: Hehehe, oh Idia. It is long and it is thick, bless his dad’s genetics. I’m talking like almost seven inches big, like… he’s big. It’s veiny, with one really prominent one on the top that runs from the base to just below his tip. Which, by the way, is blue like his lips. 

Y = Yearning: High, if that wasn’t made obvious before. He craves sex a lot, and it only seems to get worse after he gets with you. You’re just so pretty and perfect he can’t help it <3Z = Zzz: I said it at the start, but it’s near immediate. He gets tired easily after all that physical exertion, he just wants to nap and cuddle, you can clean up in the morning. Let him hold you :(

[salty-stories]

Saltyyyyy, how are you so good at writing? Seriously, your technique is flawless. I’m envious fr

ldkhfslfsdf Thank you so much!!! Seeing this really inflated my ego, but I promise you that my writing is not perfect. I'm learning and growing as I go, and no doubt, a year or even a few months from now, I might look back in horror at my current style of writing. But that's part of the fun of writing and creating, I think.

To answer your question(which might be rhetorical, and also, I'm not an expert on this by any means, but these are some things that have really helped me grow as a writer):

Everyone has that bit of advice about reading in order to be a better writer. It is definitely true. But what's important about reading as a writer is keeping an eye out for nuggets that you like(or even things that upset you/that you hate), a piece of dialogue, a setting description, a name, or a character trait. Write that shit down, or take a screenshot. Put it all in one place and come back to it when you're writing. Use it as a launching pad for your own ideas or to tie together what you already have.

It's okay to make stuff that isn't good(which is subjective because what you think is garbage writing could be someone else's everything). But really, you do not need to write "good" stories. Just write whatever it is you want. The more you write, the more practice you'll get in, and ultimately, the better your writing skills will get.

This is easier said than done, but share your writing with others. It's hard to learn and get better without any input from other people; feedback is your greatest ally. Of course, it's scary to put stuff out there, and not everyone is kind or even helpful with the feedback they give. If putting your work out to the public is a bit much, try passing it to a friend or joining a writing circle(I really recommend this, having a group of friends who also write and share their work with one another is one of the best things about writing for me).

[recordmcqueen]

yall look how utterly joyous gopal is to see his bro is bacc im so soft hhh

sOMEONES SALTYYYYY au where fang was tryna play “hard to get” with gopal until bbb showed up and stole his attention //no //but actually yes

[mirtifero]

+7 minutes lol someone’s saltyyyyy

[alexvsinternet]

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It’s alex_v_internet! Cause someone took alexvsinternet and I’m saltyyyyy

[realmadridx14]

Someone's saltyyyyy

Fuck blue and yellow lives

[lancewieldcr]

✿ What do you think about public call out posts?

yeaaaaah , we gonna get saltyyyyy . --- accepting .

{ honestly , it depends on a situation . i am a person who always tries to solve things peacefully & usually in askbox or im . i’d never probably go & call someone out because of some stupid shit they’ve done . however , if the person refuses to respect decisions of mine or bothers others with the same thing , i guess it is somehow good to let people know ?? but not publicly ?? i’ve been called out publicly in my previous fandom because the person completely flipped the thing around & made me a villain even though they attacked me because i rejected them . i was badly bullied thanks to it & i know how bad public call out posts can harm . especially if you’re innocent & someone just wants a revenge on you . so i am not much of a fan & i usually ignore those ... or unfollow people who write them as if they were printing them out & just changing names ... }

[lancewieldcr]

♚❤

yeaaaaah , we gonna get saltyyyyy . — accepting .

                               ♚ :: how many people don’t like you ??

{ i’d say quite a lot . probably mostly people who force themselves on me & i just reject them even though i always try to be polite about it . i’ve lost three followers yesterday just because i unfollowed someone who forced themselves on me & currently i am probably known as that aranea who doesn’t want to fuck with everything that moves . so yeah , that’s it … }

              ♥ :: what’s the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise ??

{ i’ve been forced into roleplaying guro yaoi when i was thirteen years old by my older friend . she had been into such thing for so long & once i told her that i am not into it , that it makes me uncomfortable & i find it extremely gross to harm someone while having sex with them , she blocked me literally everywhere . sad thing was that we have known each other in real life as well , so on conventions & other events , she was ignoring me & spread shit tons of lies about me outside the roleplay world . honestly , she is the reason why i don’t roleplay m/m ships or male muses in general . }