#She's so smol and angy

[mocharaffe]

Tried doing chibi art with Nendo Ch'en to learn something new. Was pretty fun :)

[thelastspeecher]

wait important question I need help answering

would Angie in the Modern Stanley McGucket AU be a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan

[kurogane-redfox]

@lorefated (from this)

His face was set in a neutral expression for the majority of the time she stood there, trying to get past him. He'd not touched her. At all. Not since he'd been forced to attack her and her team because he'd been being WATCHED to ensure he followed Jose's 'orders' it was total fucking BULLSHIT and he knew that.

"Actually, yer fuckin' HIGHNESS I didn't almost kill ya despite bein' ordered to fuckin' kill ANY Fairy Tail wizards I came across that night,"

He'd intentionally held back. He'd beaten them pretty severely but it had to LOOK real otherwise Sol would have told Jose and then the Dragon wouldn't be here now. He'd be dead because Jose would have fucking killed him. Not that she knew that. Not that she'd care. She hated him, detested him even, and very CLEARLY didn't want him in the guild.

"No, I ain't fuckin' movin' ya need to fuckin' listen for once in yer fuckin' petty life, woman!"

She was acting like her size. A petulant fucking child. Was he going to say that? Of course not. He was trying to mend fences. Maybe even, oh I don't know become friends at some point in the very fucking far future. He doubted that'd happen. She likely, actually, and really wanted him dead. Six feet under. He wouldn't blame her.

"Since joinin' this guild. I've SAVED people's asses not handed 'em to 'em. Ya wanna know why I attacked ya and HURT ya like I did? Because I was bein' fuckin' WATCHED by my own damned guildmate."

The venom in his voice as he spoke of Sol would likely speak volumes to ANYONE else. Levy probably didn't give a shit. He'd still made absolutely no move to touch her to anything. He had zero intention of doing so. Probably ever. In fact it was probably best that after he told her everything about why he did what he did that he took the longest fucking job he could find and stay gone for a few YEARS.

It's not like anybody would miss him.

"I attacked the guildhall when it was empty so I didn't have to fuckin' kill anyone. I'd been hopin' against all fuckin' hope that NOBODY was out when I was lookin' 'round because I knew I'd have to fuckin' attack due to Sol's god damn watchful eye. He'd have gone to Jose and I'd be fuckin' dead! At least then ya would be fuckin' happy, wouldn't ya?"

"Everythin' I fuckin' did to ya, to Jet, to Droy, and to Lucy? I was ORDERED to and when yer given a fuckin' order from someone who conditioned ya to listen and not say no? Well guess fuckin' what? Ya do it."

He'd been ordered to kill any Fairy Tail wizard he'd come across. Hopefully Levy had, at the very least, caught that much. After he finished speaking he'd just lose all expression on his face. Leaving him to be what looked devoid of any and all emotion. He also really wanted to turn away and leave but he knew if he did that all she'd probably do was laugh at him.

[starry-mang0s]

GET PLUSHIED IDOT!! >:]

IM SHAKING

THE BORGIR IS REAL!!

She’s angy. Oh so very angy. All the time.

@shuueep the princess is real!! IVE DONE IT!!

And Ty to @pun-pun-pun who was the first to make a Scrabby plushie!

AHHHHHH IM GONNA CRYYY I LOVE HER SM 😭

Extra lil thoughts, details, and such under the cut :>

OMG IM SO EXCITED!!! SHES REAL!

I didn’t end up giving her a mouth bc I didn’t have a good fabric for it that wouldn’t fray :/

I filled her with silica beads so now she’s like a little beanbag 🥺 she’s perf weight to throw in the air like a small child :>

Man, I love this bug way too much 😔

Idk what to even do with myself now…this is the peak of my artistic achievements! OH!! IMMA MAKE A STRAWBERRY FOR HER!!!

A strabby for da Scrabby ☺️

And next I need to find a nice little jar to seal away this bug like the little cosmic menace she is 😌

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHSKDHAJDJSIDIAODJEKKAKDJAKDSKJAKDKALDJDKFKSJSJDLAAAPDKFJ

She’s so smol 🥺

[on-the-clear-blue]

Brain worms struck a nerve once more...

Just? Baby Dick, he is just so smol and full of hate.

I am just imagining this small 9 year old, taking on full aged adults and winning, then turning around and grinning like the devil at the remaining crooks

I just think Gotham Twitter would be like

Gothamite 1: Robin 4 is such angy, most stabby boy

Gothamite 2: He isn't even angry??? Like that boy is just autistic, I talked to him about proper pet care for like 45 minutes after getting mugged, Bats had a fucking 1000 mile stare.

Gothamite 3: If you want real angry Robin, you need to look at n.1 or @ Realwing. I was a goon for a bit out of collage, he broke 3 ribs and my collar bone by pushing me down the stairs and then jumping on me.

Gothamite 1: Can't see it, Nightwing is too pure.

Gothamite 2: He has fucking killed/brutally maimed people? Parasocial much??

And like, also more on Baby Dickie...that boy did not speak English as his main language until he came to live with Bruce, Halys circus tours in Europe mostly? Give me little Dickie just looking at Bruce with uncomprehending eyes as the man tries to explain that Dickie will be living with him.

Give me baby Dick with the cutest thick French accent as a boy (side note, have you seen children speak French? It's so fucking cute, they sound so fancy but still so very baby) Like I feel like he spoke a hodgepodge of languages with the carnies? Maybe that carries over to his Robin ages.

Robin, running up to Batman, cycling through 5 different languages and two dialects, then just holds out a frog to Bruce expectantly.

Bruce, who missed about every 3rd word and had to translate French, then German, then Portuguese and then Romani to English in a matter of seconds, "Yes...You may keep it."

Dick, giving Bruce a very concerned look, then to the frog, then to Bruce again "You...want to... to own it? Is it not...giftig? ruim para comer? " Groaning he flaps his hand trying to think of the right word, "Does not...work well with me? Make feel bad? Is sick?"

Bruce nodded slowly, "Poisonous or toxic is the word you are looking for Chum, no its just a cane Toad, Ce n'est pas toxique, c'est sans danger."

(Dickie does keep the toad, His name is Herr Haly and he lived very well in the gardens, he died not long after Jason came around)

Later when Dick went to do Teen Titans, the reason Starfires English is kinda messed up is because Dicks brain is hardwired for like four other things, and English was just the one she was looking for, he mentally translates every word from another language to English, so the grammar is a bit rough some times.

[dont-blame-it-on-the-kids]

50 Random Character Asks: Lin

may be some repeats in here BUT its done lmao

1. Canon I outright reject

The 16hour nap and suddenly shes okay with Su like thats not how that workssss 

2. A canon or headcanon hill I will die on

HC i will die on is her scars going up to her eyebrow and shes blind in that eye, i loveeeee her surviving easily off the seismic sense and then when shes in the south without her bending people realize they can sneak up on that side and quietly adjust how they approach her so they stop scaring her.

3. Obscure headcanon

She paints! Shes been painting since before she could bend and it’s something she had that was all hers and no one else in her family could compare it to Toph. 

4. Favorite line

“I am a detective you know.” 

5. Best personality trait

I love that shes that ‘good is not nice’ its so in line with her being the beifong of the LoK series and seeing how much she genuinely cares under that tough armor is endearing

6. Worst personality trait

Dude she jumped at every chance for a suicide mission. Thats gotta be some deep seeded issues lmao

7. Age/height/weight headcanon

Shes like 50-53/54 in the show 

5ft 4inch (she is SMOL and ANGY and you cannot stop me)

Again probably the appropriate weight for being her size and muscular. After book one tho she has a hard time remembering to eat and i hc in the south she lost a ton of weight in the recovery.

8. Unpopular opinion about them

idk if i have a wholly unpopular opinion. I know the fandom can be a bit divided on things. 

I have gotten a lot of backlash for my height hc in the past tho lmao 

9. Scene that first made me love (or hate) the character

The first scene MY HEART i love her soo much. I saw her in screen and went, that ones mine! 

10. Best moment on screen (or in the book)

I love the scene where bumi is trying to talk in code names and lins like “WTF are you saying???” 

11. Faceclaim for the role

I love @mgthejerkbender ‘s FC of Joan Chen 

12. Crack headcanon

She and Noatak were involved shortly after the breakup with tenzin but it didn’t last long. 

13. Dumbest thing they’ve ever done

In canon she brings an RCPD skyship into Ba Sing Se and aids Korra and Tenzin in stealing the EQ’s air bender army. All in uniform.

14. Most heroic moment

Oh god pretty much every time she’s on the screen lmao, but I hc she goes down for good protecting Korra not long after canon. 

15. Worst thing they’ve ever done

Hmmm I’m so caught up on this question because does it mean  A) thing they did with Bad Intentions that had a Bad Outcome  B) thing they did with Good Intentions that had a Bad Outcome  C) something they perceive as a failure / personal sin they’ll be forgiven for?  There’s so many ways to take thissss 

I’m gonna say during one of the first undercover operations with Saikhan she had to kill a man to keep her cover and he’s a cold case file in her office. 

16. Deepest darkest secret they won’t even admit to themselves

that through all her good intentions and desperate attempts to keep people she loved and the city she loved safe, she’s always left defeated and broken with a new scar on her somewhere and blood on her hands. 

17. Quotes, songs, poems, etc. that I associate with them

Pluto by Sleeping at Last this song was fucking made for Lin i swear

Blame it on the Kids by AViVA 

I have a whole Spotify playlist and more linked in the pinned post lmao

The Void calls in sweet tones and false promises, by WolfSkullJack /FaceBook plink/ This is just sooooooo Linmon I’m writhing in agony 

18. What they’d go to see a therapist about

She wouldn’t. But there’s a MIGHTY NEED for her to see one lmao 

19. Vices/bad habits

Smoking, drinking, burying herself in work. 

20. Scars

Burn to her left shoulder - house fire she was first responder to 

Three large gashes on her back - criminal animal 

Burn left hip - firebender (Zolt possibly) on her second patrol 

Right hip back and front - rebar puncture from building fire/explosion 

A handful of Cigarette burns across her shoulders, collarbones and one on her neck - her bio father was upset she wasn’t a firebender 

Facial scars from su are higher and damaged her eyesight. 

Then a smattering of lines and smudges from her time on the force 

(if where in my dark timeline she’s got tally marks across her shoulders and down her back from amon 👀)

21. Drink of choice (not just alcoholic)

Jasmine tea 

22. Best physical feature

👀 

I really love her face lmao 

23. If they were a scented candle, what would they smell like?

You know that smell when a heating vent just turns on in the winter? That “oh god something has gone wrong and it’s burning” but it’s not actually gone wrong. And mint. 

24. Most annoying habit

She picks at the skin around her nails when she’s nervoussss Kya’s constantly healing up scabs where she’s pulled the skin off too far. 

25. 3 things they’d want to take with them if they were dropped off in the middle of nowhere

Her uniform, a jeep, and rations. She’ll make her way home left with nothing but those will make it easier lol. (She is a detective you know) 

26. What they would do if stuck in an elevator with [insert character of your choice from the same fandom]

she would probably just metal bend the elevator to open, most likely leaving it more broken than it was but still. At least they’re out safe. 

27. Their guilty pleasure

She has the entire collection of the in universe equivalent of Nora Roberts or Jane Austin novels. 

28. How they feel about [insert character of your choice from the same fandom]

probably neutral to slightly annoyed. 

29. Eating habits

you guys ever hear about Snake Meal? 

30. Sleeping habits

She can sleep when she’s dead. 

31. If the had a tumblr what would it look like?

it would be a mostly dead blog that she made because asami and mako Insisted she did so they could send her memes. 

32. Something guaranteed to make them smile/laugh

Bumi, always. Hes always had a way of getting through the armor and helping her loosen up a little and smile. 

33. Something guaranteed to make them cry

People reinforcing the idea that she’s alone and not worthy. 

34. How they react when they are feeling X emotion (sad, angry, excited, scared, etc.—can specify as many as you like)

No emotions. 

Only action. 

35. Their idea of a perfect day

Up for a run at 3am. 

Make Kya coffee and breakfast 

At work by 5am 

Moving cases along, no losses.

Back home for dinner at about 7-8pm 

Relaxing with Kya until bedtime. 

36. Their favorite season

Fall, before the air gets too cold. 

37. What they really think about themselves

she’s worried everyone is right honestly. Sometimes the letters from Kya dwindle as responsibilities emerge, dinner with Saikhan and Akira and the kids get put on hold, tenzin not allowing her back to the island she grew up on because of the bitter words shared between them. Maybe she will be a stubborn old woman left alone with her wounds.  

38. Favorite holiday

Probably a new years holiday 

39. Favorite game

Card game for sure like solitaire or trash 

40. Favorite book

She read a book in school for a study hall about the history of the arts and historical pigment making. She has a few copies and one dedicated to her notes and swatches from trying out the methods. 

41. If they could have lunch with anyone in the world (living or dead, from any fictional universe or the real world), who would it be?

Aang, 10000%%% she would want to see Aang again and update him on all the crazy shit korra was doing and about Tenzin’s kids. 

42. 3 comfort items

The bison whistle Aang gave her. (Bumi has his original one but he had more made for the other kids) 

The stuffed badgermole she’s had since she was like 4 

Then they were preteens Tenzin had made her a bracelet with a small thumb sized stone pendant that he carved for her to rub/pick at instead of her fingers. She used it for a while but ended up putting it away when she started the junior league ProBending. 

43. 3 favorite foods and 3 they despise

Fav - mochi, that seal jerky she’s always loved it, a chicken curry type dish Akira makes. 

Des - eggs if they’re alone like fried or scrambled she won’t eat it unless it’s mixed in with a bigger dish. Milk and cheese, She's not a fan of them. 

44. Their happiest memory

It was her 4th birthday before her element showed and shes sitting in the gardens with aang and tenzin and some of the other kids on the island for her birthday. Her uncle aang gives her a stuffed badgermole toy and a warm and very soft blanket bumi and kya made with katara from Appa’s shedding fur and she still has both items on her bed with her to this day.

45. Their favorite celebrity

And old old singer from when she would listen to the radio at night. 

46. The person they most admire

Oh gosh probably Suki, she was a strong warrior and led her life how she wanted to. 

47. Their dream job

she would love to be a sculptor/artist full time, she makes the most gorgeous sculptures. And paints some amazing landscapes. 

48. Scariest moment of their life

Oooof there’s a few. If day the times where she KNEW she was going to die without help. When she fell under the ice when she was like five or six. Then again when she landed on the rebar in the building explosion. The agony of being in pain and the realization that she was too hurt. She couldn’t get herself out of there. At least when she was tortured by Amon she chose to put herself in the situation. Even if she didn’t know the extent. The others though, it was random. She couldn’t control that. She didn’t have a choice. 

49. Favorite toy as a child

Her stuffed bagermole toy for sure 

50. A memory they’ve blocked out

Basically the entirety of Suyin's father living with them. 

[moonchild-in-blue]

Gushing about animol crossing lil guys (gn) token. Expires never.

Hello Will I kinda really love you for this, you sweet sweet blue boy you 🥺💙

Say hello to the Hope World family 🌈

Deets and Pics bellow (very long):

Coco and Lily

My two favourites! Will get along with literally everyone 🥹

Coco is forever my number one spookie cookie bunny, but Lily is a close second - the sweetest froggy you'll ever meet!!! They are both incredibly sweet, and in my island lore they are besties 🥺🐰🐸

Their houses are next to one other, and often share books, baking tips, and whatever knitting project their working on! They hang out with Zucker a lot 🐙

Elvis

My cranky old man 🥹 Out of all of them, he's the least popular in the fandom 😔

Has been with me the longest - was my very first campsite villager, and has since settled well! He may be old, but likes to learn new slang from the youngins. Has the coolest study/library ever.

Zucker

It him!! My precious takoyaki baby boy!!!

He always has a silly outfit on - the pineapple hat was a MUST. Loves to snack, play games, and hang by the beach. A silly cutie patootie 🥹🐙

Marshall

Look at him!!! He so small and sassy 🥺

Marshall is the fashionista / coffee snob of our island. Literally lives off caffeine and compliments. Likes to visit Elvis and be Fancy™ for a little bit hehe. Great friends with Francine. Smol and Angy hehehe 🐿️

Bob and Chrissy

MARRIED. They are MARRIED and IN LOVE - 3 year anniversary coming up soon!!! 💜🩷

Bob is the coolest (and only) cat in the whole island. Chrissy was totally smitten with him hehe. He's also a silly boy who is a bit of a gamer - has a super cool set up. A literal textbook himbo 🤭

Chrissy is Francine's twin. They were popstars in their youth (listen to K. K. Bubblegum), and currently she's the only one still in the entertainment businesses. Always dresses fancy - pink and glittery and so so cute 💖. Sings all the time, also the most extroverted of the bunch.

Francine and Fuchsia

The Cool Girlfriends™ - kinda intimidating at first, but very friendly 💙💖

Francine is Chrissie's twin. Unlike her super chirpy sister, Francine is a bit more elegant and reserved. She now works as a designer - the spotlight was made for her Chrissy, not her. Best friend's with Marshall - The Fashion Duo ever (WILL judge your fashion choices) 💅 ✨

Fuchsia is our resident punk barbie deer. Dresses mostly in black and band merch - we talk a lot about bands and stuff. Very sensible and kind, always there for you if you need to vent. A true punk princess, Avril Lavigne wishes she was her 🖤

Genji

Our newest resident! Moved in last week after Pietro left. He's still getting to know everyone, but so far is getting along super well with Bob - he and Zucker often have game nights and Genji loves it (Elvis is too old to stay up so late, and Marshall prefers to go drink with the girlies).

Genji is a total gym rat but not obnoxious at all - he's just super active. He and Fuchsia will work out together sometimes 🏋️

-> Old family photo from when Pietro (clown sheep) was still in Hope World - taken during my birthday sleepover. You can see Fuchsia in her Sleep Token shirt 🥹

Bonus family photo but Silly™

If you read this far, have a little snack -> cherry pie, a Hope World specialty! 🍒🥧

[smolwritingchick]

Hi vaaaal! Did Jennie cry when she saw all the guys reunited together?? She ran to whom first? Thank you for always answering my questions 🫶🏽

Hi, Angie!! You’re very welcome!!

Yes!! Omfg the tears will NOT stop 😭 boohooing like crazy. Tears of joy!! I was thinking she’ll arrive a little bit after the boys who were waiting for Jin to arrive on the scene. And I was thinking the first member she’ll see is Hobi who’d happily yell “Jennie!” When he turned around to her being escorted by some bodyguards. The two would run to each other and embrace which will catch the attention of the rest of the boys who will excitedly rush up to her.

Best believe once she sees Jungkook she’ll jump on him while he’ll spin her around. Tears of joy on how happy she is to see the boys again. 🙌🏾 each hug with the members will be long and filled with so much wholesomeness as she expresses how happy she is to see them.

“Why do you have a saxophone?” She’d laugh lightly when she sees it in Namjoon’s hands. she’ll also exclaim, “Y’all are huge! What the hell are you eating over there?!”

The way they’d look bigger to her at that moment will surprise her. I see ARMY pointing out the significant size difference between her and the guys too and calling them her bodyguards and that no one will dare mess with her.

I see Jennie and Jin having the longest hug with her arms around him, crying. I see him crying too once she breaks down. And then the rest of the members would join in for a big group hug.

It’s cute because with each member that enlists, they will request what they want Jennie to bake for them as a welcome home gift when they’re discharged. So best believe a nice cake will be waiting for Jin and he’ll show it off live.

Jennie and Jin will attend Festa and while Jin has his hugging event and concert, Jen will have her own little meet and greet too and do a smol performance as well. Perhaps her and Jin can perform together, too! 🙌🏾

Having Jin back even though the rest of the boys gotta go back to service will make her happy.

1 down, 6 more to go! You’re next Hobi! 🙌🏾💜

[ihaveatypeanditstrickstergods]

OC Smash or Pass: Kore Tsiphone

Tagged by: @yloiseconeillants (technically she tagged anyone who hadn't been tagged yet, but I fall under that umbrella, so thank you!)

Tagging: gonna spread the love and say anyone who hasn't been tagged yet but wants to do this :)

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

Quick Facts:

Height: smol (about 4'9" I think?)

Age: Mid-late 20's (time is a weird soup)

Pronouns: she/her

Gender: cis woman (but also angy)

Sexuality: pansexual

Pros:

Ride or die for people she cares about. Feeling down? She will drop everything to give you a hug. Need to move some boxes? She's your gal (she will put off hugs if she's holding a box). Need to bury a body? She's down. Need to make a body? Greatsword's already out, baby.

Always down for a good adventure, misadventure, or shenanigan.

Surprisingly good culinarian, will cook for you (especially if you don't mind her getting a little experimental).

Borderline encyclopedic knowledge of what there is to do for fun in any particular area. Admittedly sometimes her definition of fun is wrestling wildlife that's not particularly fond of being wrestled, but don't tell me you've never wanted to see a tiny au ra punch a bear (and more often her definition of fun is something like a kickass picnic spot or a festival or a really good place to get food).

The above said, she is conscious of what people around her are comfortable with, wants to be sure they remain comfortable, and if there is danger, she will stay between you and it as long as she is physically able.

Cons:

Flighty and allergic to one-on-one commitment. She's not looking for anything serious and probably will never be.

If you boink, you will end up with bruising or bite marks

Occasionally forgets that she has an unusually high danger threshold and needs to be reminded that not everyone is as much of a thrill seeker as she is.

Will not open up emotionally until she's at a boiling point.

Probably drinks a little too much and thinks she can hold her liquor better than she actually can.

Details:

Spent almost as much of her early life at sea as she did on land--still very comfortable around boats and a capable sailor.

Non-monogamous and prefers on-and-off flings to longer commitments.

Big fan of erotically charged sparring matches

Hilariously bad at dirty talk, her actions in bed speak a lot louder than her words. Big into battles for dominance.

Not particularly touchy but tries to maintain a similar level of physical touch and affection as what she receives from a partner.

Prefers to keep relationships private--not a fan of big public displays of affection.

Really likes being on top because looking down at people is a novel experience.

[berrypass-de-murdler]

1. Murder in Hollywood

It's the show version my good murdlers.

First thing to make clear, is there a design for every character no, but WILL there be a design for every character, planning on it yes, so uh... Dame Obsidian will be here eventually rip. Check the first post for designed characters ofc

BUT FOR THIS EPISODE...

DEDUCTIVE LOGICO - he's a magnifying glass and the logo... obviously lmao. Follows his in-book physical description to a 0, my deepest apologies, when I made this smol man I couldn't imagine him to be 6 feet tall, as such, the heights of the characters will be (sometimes very) off. Such as Logico being 3'4". Anyway, cartoon Logico is British, has an extreme Napoleon complex, and a humorously high-pitched voice for his angy personality. In this version he was originally just an actor who played a detective in the Midnight movies, until he naturally ends up in the face of real murder, day after day after day after

THE AMAZING AUREOLIN - my very first design, I was so stupidly proud of her original sketch that I turned it into... this entire project. I LOVE MY RABBIT DAUGHTER AND NO ONE CAN LAY A HAND ON HER - she made me get invested in the storyline after being framed and shit. ANYWAY, unlike most of the Murdlers who just kind of resemble animals, Auree is... just a rabbit. She is also British because because, and in this storyline, she was suspected of murdering her husband after he left her for making too little income. Now she has to raise her Marshmallow Peep-looking triplets on her own, with a target on her back at all times... I love her sm

MIDNIGHT III - For the least creative design there is probably, and the only non-anthro character, have this man whose design is so boring, he doesn't even get an official artwork, I just scribbled him in two seconds. A tiny blob of smoke even smaller than Logico, he sounds more or less exactly like Red Guy from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared and is... that. He doesn't even have eyes underneath his shades!! In this storyline, Midnight is Logico's boss from the beginning, and convinces him to take up real-life detective work.

Dame Obsidian is planned to unsurprisingly be a golem-type creature

DON'T READ THE EPISODES UNTIL YOU'VE FINISHED THE FIRST BOOK!!!

But anyway, the summary/dialogue:

Logico drinks his coffee somehow, despite not having a mouth, so he kind of just pours it down his coat, like... eh???

LOGICO: MY!!! That is simply the PERFECT temperature.

He watches a screening of one of his detective films and squeals like a little girl. Midnight III, his boss, greets him with news.

MIDNIGHT: You need to stop doing it in the film. You need to do it for real.

Logico doesn’t want to.

LOGICO: I don’t give a shit about a murder!

Midnight has a plan.

MIDNIGHT: Fine. Just come to the high-end Hollywood party we’ve invited you to, with all the best directors, and Dame Obsidian.

LOGICO: KI-KA-KU-FE-JET WHAAAAT? I ADORE Obsidian’s work!! I MUST GO, I MUST GO, I MUST GO!!! [jumps around like an idiot]

MIDNIGHT: Good. See you there.

He goes to the party. Midnight is there and The Amazing Aureolin is doing tricks. Logico meets his idol Obsidian.

OBSIDIAN: YES, YES, VERY EXCITING I’M A BUSY WOMAN.

LOGICO: Oh… my dear heart!

Anyway, one of the directors drops dead in a bathtub - inappropriate!! Logico REALLY doesn’t want to have to do this but his inner workings are tingling and he has to know who does it. 

MIDNIGHT: Look at my pipe, it’s nice isn’t it. LOGICO: No one cares, Midnight, this is a crime scene! OH… YOU’RE ONE OF THE SUSPECTS!!  MIDNIGHT: Hurray.

Logico digs Obsidian out of the seats. Aureolin acts extra sus and fights audibly with her.

AUREOLIN: I trusted you! I trusted you and your fork, you dumb… fork!  OBSIDIAN: THIS WOMAN IS ACCUSING ME OF MURDERRR 

Logi gets a call from a voice blabbing about how ironic it was that Obsidian had a fork… and ate with it. 

LOGICO: Oh, hahaha, eating, with a for- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??

In the end, Logico places the blame with his answer. 

OBSIDIAN: OOH, SHOCKER, IT WAS THE LITTLE ONE. AUREOLIN: …Obsidian!... 

Auree fights for her claim.

AUREOLIN: I thought you said you were a detective! You have no proof of what you’re saying! LOGICO: My proof is plenty - the other two suspects did not do it!  AUREOLIN: Who do you think you are?? MIDNIGHT: She’s fighting it, she’s clearly guiltyyy

Guards grab Auree and drag her away.

AUREOLIN: No cell can hold me! You know what you did! I’ll have you a- MIDNIGHT: Shut uuuupppp LOGICO: I suppose… I kind of did give a LITTLE shit about a murder. MIDNIGHT: Good. That’s your new job. LOGICO: MY NEW JOB?!?!?

THE END-

Episodes are formulaic bc book format, so some will be shorter than others when nothing much happens, but hey, time for short king to solve a hundred murders!!

The power of Goat Lord compels you!

See ya next time murdlers!!

[funishment-time]

other v3 reactions so far

note: not even to the first murder yet. 2nd charity bingo video coming soon

i LOVE how the EN voices are all references/jokes in comparison to their other DR roles or roles in general (Kaito was GL Kamina!!!)

Miu Iruma supremacy

actual tears running down my face at the hilarity of everyone just prepped to Kill Immediately. they all just accept it in the same time Hina DR1 was like "oh the police will come get us from this Bad Joke"

Monokuma's EN voice is different, but same guy. wonder if that means anything

Keebs is a cutie

love how smol the Monokubs are. wee

Kaede truly is too good for this world. i Understand Now and Join In with the hype

i adore Shuichi too but whenever he talks i just imagine Kyoko in the corner shaking her head quietly because she would Never. one case broke him, DR1 was Kyoko's like 34th killing game

did not expect to like Angie so much. she's also super Cute despite everything

Kaito growing on me. he may be a "where's my hug" bro but he's a True Bro

Tenko has not a single non-hilarious line

Himiko........cute....

i'm late to the fandom so this was probably discussed to Death 5 years ago but i will say the, uh, Imagery surrounding Kokichi is...uncomfortable. he's even holding a Fanta. come on now

i've seen a lot of people say how this Game comes off like Kodaka was tired of Danganronpa and my opinion might change since we're early on, but it feels more like a Celebration than anything

i wonder why the students assume Monokuma has a controller - they have a sentient independent robot right in front of them (Keebs). this may be explained later but it doesn't really fly with established lore like it does in DR1 or even DR2

more 2 come

[plaindangan]

Shinigami being a death god has developed a massive crush on our resident assassin Maki. To the point where she's even used her powers to put Maki in several "inappropriate" situations with all kinds of pervy people. In her own words, "down the rabid hole they go!"

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Hey, don't judge her for her tastes!!

Shinigami was a death goddess through and through. Those who can bring mass amounts of death would be someone she'd keep close tabs on!! Besides, was she supposed to just ignore someone with the name of Ultimate Assassin??? Hell no!!! She needed to see if she was...up to snuff~

And up to snuff Maki was - not just in terms of her murderous actions, but also in terms of her cold personality...but also her otned body as well. Those sturdy, well-sculpted legs that could rush down enemies in seconds. Those abs that Shini could swear she could grate souls on! Flashes of that big, toned, ass that always mooned Shini because Maki was such a tease in fighting in such short skirts. Shinigami was totally smitten~

Though, as one can imagine, this being Shinigami, she couldn't help but fuck with Maki for a bit~ Nothing too major, of course, just enough to let the whole world know how lewd and attractive this faux caretaker was.

Sometimes this was on a minor scale, such as pantsing the girl while she was changing in front of a very horny Tenko, Angie and jealous Miu. Shini was practically rubbing herself silly from how the trio's instant reaction to seeing a flash of cheek was to grope, smack and comment on how plump the woman's butt was (and ignoring the threats to their life as well)~

When she was attending Ibuki's death metal concert, Shini couldn't help but pull up Maki's shirt as well - right as the jumbotron was flashing by and showing off Maki's toned core...aaand also her perky nipples, since it was also the day Maki chose not to wear a bra~ Something that riled both crowd and Ibuki up something fierce, and earned an encore from Ibuki that had her sing her hit song: "My Boobs Maybe Smol, But My Sex Drive Is Huge As Shit!!!!" Something that made Maki swear off of concerts ever since.

But, her favorite act was when she decided to possess a certain blue haired geek to insist on Maki wearing an exact copy of Shinigami's outfit while Shini took pictures of her 'for reference and shit'. Of course, Shini had to account for Maki not having godly curves, so she made her dress on the shorter side...the incredibly shorter side~ Enough so that you can barely see her red thong underneath, and was more than getting enough of her sexy thighs (let alone her booty whenever she was forced to twirl around and bend over a bit).

It was a fantastic afternoon that had Maki burned into the goddess' mind...and gave Tsumugi more than enough material to not only make further lewd cosplays, but even sell to rake in the cash that the cosplayer rolling in dough and inadvertently making Maki very much known and respected in the pervier side of the Internet.

...Not that she wanted to be known for this, but when a death goddess has taken this much interest in your life, Maki would gradually find out she didn't have much say in the matter~

[thelastspeecher]

elishevart replied to your post: “Okay so in my Olympian Falls AU, Angie goes into...”

Oh! What if Angie inherited her father’s plague powers? And she is studying bio genetics to find cure to what her power inflicts. She’s not trying to cure herself but studying the effects of her powers on others and trying to diminish the consequences

​OOOOOH

Infectious disease researcher Angie? I'm VERY into that. I mean, I am a microbiologist, after all.

And it would 100% piss off Angie that she can't heal, but she can give someone chickenpox. It would also provide more chaos for her to accidentally sow when she's at home as a smol child and doesn't know she has powers yet. Like, one of her older siblings upsets her and she accidentally gives them chickenpox and everyone's perplexed bc the person in question has already had chickenpox.

Maybe a part of this could be that Angie's less likely to get an illness. She's not completely immune, but she is weirdly healthy. When she becomes an adult, she can control illnesses enough to purposefully keep herself from getting sick.

And Angie would 100% decide to go into infectious disease research to learn how to make the most of her power. Especially if this is a power she discovers later on, like, sixteen or even seventeen.

I'm really a fan of this idea!

[iftitah]

everyone i got a nobara keychain!!!! she's so smol and angy 😭😭💓

[totaleclipse573]

Deciding if I want to ship Rose with anybody, but with her being pan the possible ships are limitless so long as they work and are legal and all that. WHAT AM I TO DO???

My top choice was Knuckles so they could be like. Angy tall and happy smol but both with op strength, and she could be the super uplifting one for Knuckles while Knuckles can be the support for Rose and her nonsense sometimes. They also both have fiery tempers, Knuckles' is just open and Rose's is hidden.

But then my brain went “Surge would probably think her pyrokinesis is cool as hell but Rose insists on only using it for the most childish things so Surge has to make her more aggressive” and now I'm stuck

Unless there's a better option than either one of these

Or I just multiship

DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM ASJBDJKADJKA

[shinmiyovvi]

So I feel like this is customary since you have new ocs but! For Arthur and Ji Eun, what would they think about Zari? (Both Ultimis and Primis respectively) alsoooo love you Shin 💖💖💖💖💖

AAAAAAA Love you too, Hazard 💖💖💖 Anyways...

Primis Ji eun: She would be cold and stingy with Primis Zari at first since she couldn't trust someone that easily but she would later on be kind to her. Ultimis on the other hand, she gets annoyed with her being a hothead but still understands and be nice to her for a while.

Ultimis Ji eun: Ultimis wasn't quite social as she would keep her distant away from anyone. But she would tend to get startled and scared when Ultimis Zari would get angry. But she tries to keep in touch to her whenever she's call and needed someone to talk to. Meanwhile, she feels safe when she's around with Primis Zari since she's quite more calmer than her Ultimis counterpart.

Primis Arthur: He always thought of Zari as a little mushroom, considering that he is the tallest and would tease Zari for being a smol angy woman. His thoughts about Ultimis feels like he's talking to a very ferocious yet caring smol mushroom.

Ultimis Arthur: Quite a respectable gentleman towards the two Zaris. He would let the two have a cup of tea when they feel angry or sad. He is a good listener like his Primis counterpart as he is there for the two when they needed someone to talk to.