#Sergei ushanka

[livingonaprayerstiel]

The angles cut me when I try to think

[selveristsaatan]

yes im eating my computer, crunch crunch crunch, keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner and lunch🗣️🗣️

[soup-for-my-family]

i relate to sergei ushanka and colin becher because i, too, would get so frustrated i would eat my computer

[cult-of-the-eye]

Get eaten by a computer call that a reverse Sergei ushenka

[sm0k1ng-k1lls]

HOLY SHIT. MAG 65-BINARY. tessa winters talks about how its impossible to upload human brains and consciences and consciousness to the metaverse, to a digital sort of space. what if chester and norris isn't jon and martin. what if theyre *just* chester and norris. no martin, no jon. because the human mind, our thoughts, our feelings are too analog to be digitised? because theyre more than just binary? anyways im not saying that theyre strictly*not* jon and martin, but maybe just a branch of them? like their digital footprint from when they were teenagers? or young adults who also just recently discovered the magnus institute? i meaaan if you think about it i guess!!!!!!?!?!?!??

*the angles cut me when i try to think*

[looks-at-you]

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THE PERSON WHO MADE EATING MY COMPUTER HAS A DISTORTION THEMED SONG TOO

[theineated]

I think we should start shipping Sergei Ushanka with Cabinet Man

[ladynecropolis]

it's because you're always eating that damn computer

[deathverries]

oh no oh fuck this means mag 65 is the worlds worst mukbang

[james-spooky]

‘keyboard keys for breakfast dinner and LUNCH’ 🗣️🔥

[grovylelover]

people who know

[skyeoak]

Kids these days don’t even understand how hard it used to be to eat a keyboard

[the--falling--titan]

The myth of Sergey Ushanka isn't true at all. There was no tragic computer scientist with a degenerative brain disease who tried to upload his consciousness to a hard-drive. The Sergey Ushanka video is really just Colin Becher getting so fed up with FR3-d1 that he fucking ate his computer.

[ashefvll]

Close enough, welcome back Sergey Ushanka.

[transrevolutions]

things you can tell people if they ask you about the scars on your face:

- "large scale worm attack" - "clowns tried to steal my skin but I got away" - "nearly got overtaken by the evil fog" - "cursed door incident" - "the angles cut me when I try to think" - "a cop bit me" - "gym membership went horribly wrong" - "rock concert went horribly wrong" - "got stuck underground for eight months" - "the last girl I kissed was reallyyyy hot. literally" - "stared at the void (it stared back)" - "got rid of the death vines but at what cost" - "ask me again and I'll give you fucking vertigo" - "I saw too much and now I bear the marks of my hubris" - "the spiders. they want out ::::)"

[nanaarchy]

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