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Happy Pride from the Flintlock gang!
#pride month#lgbtq#lgbtq+#flintlock#dragonling says shit#Randall#Daisen#Topaz#unnamed moth oc#oc: Secret#Secret looks so bitchy in this /pos
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Make-out session on Theodora's dead sister's grave: This one comes from Blue and Green: A Novel of Old Constantinople, a.k.a. the Victorian Theodora Novel (TM). Anastasia dies of consumption, and Theodora and Justinian's first kiss happens on top of her tombstone.
Justinian has strong opinions about 9/11: This is from a very obscure musical called Byzantium!, which was panned by critics because Justinian never shut up about the War on Terror (among other issues).
Justinian cheats on Theodora with the author's self-insert: This is kind of cheating because it's from a Wattpad fanfic, but yeah, there's a story out there where this happens. You can tell that this character is a self-insert because the character and the author are both named Kelsey.
Justinian threatens to strangle Theodora to death: This is from Samuel Edwards's Theodora, in which Justinian is basically an abject psychopath. The context for this is that Justin disapproves of Theodora, so Theodora volunteers to leave Justinian (at least until Justin is out of the picture), and Justinian has a sobbing meltdown and threatens to kill her if she leaves him because if he can't have her, nobody can. (This is obviously presented as romantic and correct.)
Hecebolus goes to Horse Jail: This is from Jack Oleck's Theodora. Hecebolus makes one snippy comment about how he's a stallion and Theodora is a helpless mare, and this obviously gets back to Justinian, who responds by throwing Hecebolus into a specially built jail cell outfitted to look like a stable. Then Justinian shows up like "oh, do you feel like a stallion now, asshole?"
Theodora abuses the telegram: Obviously, this is from that incredible alternate history Belisarius series by David Drake. They get access to the telegram in the fifth or sixth book, and Theodora exclusively uses it to spam Justinian with teary love letters begging him to come home whenever he leaves Constantinople.
Amalasuntha is Regina George: This is from Stephanie Thornton's Secret History, but it's pretty commonplace. Amalasuntha is often portrayed as a dumb blonde bully who shows up in Constantinople to steal Justinian away from Theodora, or just generally cause problems by being annoying and stupid. (I suspect this is because every decent Justinian story involves Amalasuntha dying, so authors always make her unsympathetic so readers don't feel like they have to mourn her.)
Sex scene in the palace tower: This is also from Stephanie Thornton. There's a pretty long sex scene in which Justinian and Theodora get so obsessively horny that they end up, like, tearing each other's clothes off and having sex on the stairs of some tower, and Narses kind of looks at them, shakes his head, and sends all of the staff home because they're just so horny that it's disrupting the whole household. You really get the sense that Narses does not get paid enough for this.
Sex scene in front of the doctor: This is from the John the Eunuch series. Justinian comes down with some mysterious illness, and Theodora decides to have sex with him on his sickbed in front of all his staff. Justinian is clearly very into it, too, and all of the doctors and servants are just standing around watching this happen, presumably feeling too awkward to leave.
Justin hits on Theodora: This is also from Samuel Edwards, but this is weirdly common too. Usually Justin is portrayed as an unhappily married older man or a grieving widower who wishes he could have Theodora for himself, so he hits on her constantly to the point of sexual harassment, and Justinian is always like "haha, that crazy old man!" and nobody ever acts like this is even a little bit weird
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this whole quackity situation is so weird to me like I can't wrap my head around it
here is what i think happened realistically
i think quackity has been super secretive as normal about his project so nobody knew what was happening with it. i think realistically he had an idea to have a translator to help communication maybe it was planned the whole time maybe he did it once he realized there wasn't a lot of english/spanish crossover happening on the server. i do not think quackity ever intended the server to be multilingual. i think coincidentally dream got his announcement out first and quackity instead of being an adult about it threw a bitch fit that dream has a similar idea. he couldn't stop and calm down enough to realize while they are using the same tool to achieve a common goal the two servers are still very different. so he decided to be a bitch about it. i think he was very purposeful with his language in his announcement video and i think he might have possibly thought it could make dream look bad. i think quackity announcing his mod as 'the FIRST multilingual smp with live translation' was a very intentional jab at dream. this back fired though because he was so fucking secretive and no one fucking saw this coming even without dreams announcements they would have been surprised. i think it also backfired because of the fact the translator seems so useless to his server because only two english streamers are consistently on the server and lots of the spanish speakers stick to themselves which renders the translator useless for the majority of the creators. so instead of being a quick jab at dream it made quackity look like a pos trying to one up dream or beat him to the finish line. i also think because once again quackity is such a gatekeeper that dream and all his friends were blindsided by quackitys announcement which is why we got the bitchy tweets and slutsmp and what not bc they all just couldn't believe quackity would do something like this instead of just talking with dream. and now quackity has backed himself into a corner where he either stays quiet and looks like a piece of shit or comes forward and admits he was being a piece of shit. i also think he put everyone on his smp in a shitty ass place and i hope he at least feels a little guilt for that
we could have had two very different and amazing servers that are breaking language barriers and expanding the minecraft community supporting eachother but instead we have quackity slowly isolating himself and making his passion project the most awkward and uncomfortable thing in the world while dream is still supporting and uplifting the work and carving out a space for them to both coexist
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freetime: diasomnia
+ what do they like to do (with you) in their freetime?
genre — fluff, headcannons
notes — g/n reader, romantic, i love lilia.
+ || malleus draconia —
i’m pretty sure the only time he really is free is during nighttime.
he stops by your window to check if you’re awake, (please get a restraining order)
if you are.. you’re coming with him. (he asks if you want to but will take you anyways.)
MIDNIGHT WALKS WITH HIM. <33
after the wish upon a star event, he gifted one of the tamagochi’s he ordered to you; you are now the proud owner of gao-gao drakon-kun’s new bff!
he brings drakon-kun with him on walks and probably expects you to bring yours (you went back to your dorm once to get them 💔)
you guys also babysat each other’s tamagochi’s for the day!! (the amount of trust this man has for you.)
once, he brought instruments over to your dorm to play you some songs <3
if you ask, he definitely will do it again.
i’m also pretty sure if you give him ANY stringed instrument he will be able to play the most ear opening sonata.
give him 5. Minutes.
if you play any instruments, he would definitely love to play a duet with you <3
duetting while lilia records like a mom going to post her son and his s/o on facebook >>>
lilia became a cheerleader that day. (he has pom poms and everything)
+ || lilia vanrouge —
LOTS. of video games.
final fantasy? splatoon? genshin? JUST DANCE??
he has them all.
yae. miko. main.
really likes the tetris dance?? he just wants to carry you. however it’s Only lilia carrying you.
you were playing mario party 8 with him on the hotel one and he STOLE YOUR STARS on the LAST ROUND.
the next day you were glaring daggers at him.
when you had separate classes you would be looking through the window.
whenever you stared for more than a minute, he would look back with that bitchy grin then cackles.
lilia - 1, you - 0
lilia also made you both have matching profiles on discord.
he bought you nitro for the banner. (where that money come from???)
you guys also made a secret language in order to gossip about students.
so the next day, NOBODY understood what you both were talking about since you both were spitting nonsense.
there’s also a top secret dictionary to all the words that you made up. (it’s kept under your bed frame)
“asihel pokin qirp”
“WORFLE DYMIRE PEI.”
“what the fuck.” - silver, jamil
+ || silver —
im pretty sure this one is obvious.
naps with silver are ALWAYS the best ones.
imagine falling asleep in each other’s arms, the background drones away, as the world fades to nothing.
however, when he falls asleep, he will not wake up for awhile, you’re the new alarm.
you guys will literally sleep anywhere. (by you guys i mean wherever silver falls asleep first)
in the woods? his room? the lounge? the staircase???
lilia took a photo of you guys sleeping on the staircase
it’s his new wallpaper.
if you don’t feel like sleeping, you can talk silver to sleep, he will always try to stay awake to listen, however he always ends up falling asleep to your pulse.
asks about the topic again once he wakes up 🫶
if you’re into sparring, silver would like to train with you.
his swordsmanship is SO/??:!:!:! /pos (he learnt from the best after all!!)
makes a great sparring partner 10/10 recommended.
always asks questions afterwards like “are you injured?” or “how are you feeling?”
wants to make sure you’re fine, sweet boy.
+ || sebek zigvolt —
you guys don’t hang out.
actually, you requested to hang out after school and he said something about needing to train to protect his young master.
it wasn’t that clear though since you were worried about your ear bleeding.
you died of blood loss
taglist —
@trappolaces @ineligible-indefinitely @pastelmages @granzreichsgoldenberry @ventisaircurrent
#twst x reader#malleus draconia#lilia vanrouge#silver#sebek zigvolt#diasomnia#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland headcanons#twisted wonderland x reader#malleus draconia x reader#lilia vanrouge x reader#silver x reader#sebek x reader#epelys
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Drew Tanaka Birthday Headcanon and Analysis
November 3, 1993 4am
Drew is said to be 16-17 in the Heroes of Olympus series, and Percy’s also 17 during HoH and born in 1993, so the rationale is that Percy and Drew were born in the same year. November 3rd falls almost directly in the center of the Scorpio date range. I believe that Drew boldly comes off as a Scorpio: creative, passionate, and more than a little bit of a bitch. The date falling on the 3rd symbolizes how 3 is a lucky number for a lot of demigods, playing into the mythological rule of threes. 4am is the time I chose for her because a friend said that 4am is a mysterious time. Not quite morning but not quite the witching hour. And Drew is very much a secretive and mysterious person, because of the mask of confidence she puts on around everyone else. Now, she attended Brooklyn School for the Gifted along with Sadie Kane, so I assumed that she was born around the Brooklyn area (I mean technically Aphrodite could have birthed her anywhere, but for the sake of a astrology chart I’m gonna pinpoint a physical place).
Now we have a date, time, and place, I entered everything into an astrology chart calculator to get the chart I have provided above.
As you can see, Drew is a Scorpio sun, Gemini moon, and Libra rising. She’s a little bit of a mess, to say the least, but also /pos. The one water and double air shows that she tends to be emotion based and more in her head than grounded, which makes sense. She’s very impulsively emotional.
Sun in Scorpio
-Scorpio is the water sign that is most like a fire sign
- She’s totally got a bitchy side and WILL bark at you and if you don’t pay attention to that she WILL follow through and BITE
- Not afraid of being direct, which can come off as bitchiness
- Intense emotions but goddamn if you can get her to open up about those emotions, good for you
Moon in Gemini
- there’s two wolves inside of her. One wants to yell at everyone and the other wants to curl up and cry and she’s fighting for her life
- Incredibly decisive when it comes to how emotions are dealt with
Rising in Libra
- how does it feel like to have a minor god complex that turns into crippling anxiety?
- Self loathing for days
- Diplomatic though? But in a way that can be very convincing so she always get you to do what she wants you to do
Scorpio Mercury
- once again, she comes off as rude, but she’s mostly just trying to be direct in her communication and doesn’t care if you don’t like her opinion
- Will tell you her opinion whether if you asked for it or not but like /pos
- It’s okay to be blunt!!!
Libra Venus
- okay so maybe she’s a bit of a relationship control freak. But I think a lot of that is the anxiety
- She’s seen a lot of relationships go various ways (as an Aphrodite kid you gotta have experience in that) so there might be some weariness in the way she approaches relationships.
- Trauma response is to make sure everything goes her way because she WANTS things to go WELL. Very much a kind of thing where she needs to be the one in charge to make sure things actually get done.
- Her love language is probably words of affirmation. Don’t hesitate to tell her that she looks good.
Scorpio Mars
- oh my god if you make her angry just run please get out while you can
- She will insult your mom, your dad, your aunt, your sister, your cousin four times removed whom she probably knows and the insults will be ACCURATE
Libra Jupiter
- balances work and life very well
- Control oriented when it comes down to business. She knows what she wants to get done and how she want it to be done.
Aquarius Saturn
- she does what she wants how she wants it when she wants don’t fight it just go with her flow please I beg you
- Very individualistic, very extra
Capricorn Uranus
- she will overthrow the status quo and make a change (but on her own terms)
- Very original but well planned out ideas
Capricorn Neptune
- She’s got unusual ideas that helps her succeed in whatever she plans to succeed in
- A lot of influence from feminine guardians, which makes sense considering who she is and her mom being Aphrodite
Scorpio Pluto
- She wants you to understand what’s going on but also doesn’t know what’s wrong give her some time she’s trying her best
- Manipulative for her own purposes dw abt it…
Aries Lilith
- impulsive to the nth degree (it’s the adhd)
- Her first thought is to think she’s the best even if she KNOWS logically that she’s not
N Node in Sagittarius
- Older middle child syndrome
- Destined to be dominant in general
In conclusion: she wants to be in charge and she is, but like, how’s that anxiety, queen?
(I’m sorry abt the format mobile is kicking my ass)
#drew tanaka#pjo#percy jackson#Drew Tanaka astrology chart#heroes of olympus#pjo analysis#Drew Tanaka analysis#aphrodite child
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So, I finally saw the new Little Women on the weekend, and I have to say, I was ... really underwhelmed, especially given the extreme over-hype which has surrounded this film for months.
Little Women is my favourite novel of all time and, yes, I am an avid fan of the 1994 movie. The book always fills me with warmth and emotion and I love the March girls so much, each of them in their own way. I went into this film with muted expectations, so I wasn’t disappointed per se but it definitely left me wanting more.
Let me start with the positives; the film definitely has a certain charm to it. I appreciated that they tried to include a lot of dialogue from the novel. The cinematography was very pretty in places. And I genuinely loved the actresses who portrayed the March sisters. Saoirse Ronan’s Jo was vivacious and fun and she imbued the character with Jo’s clumsiness, lack of propriety (a little too much sometimes, which I will talk about later) and overall likability. I don’t know why everyone’s complaining about Emma Watson, as I found her Meg to be lovely. I thought she perfectly captured Meg’s softness and her gentle stoicism, although I could have done with a little more fire to her character, people tend to forget that Meg has a bit of a feisty side. Florence Pugh was great as older Amy, and bless her, she tried her hardest as young Amy, but I still maintain that Younger Amy needs to be played by a younger actress, otherwise she comes across as far too bitchy, as opposed to just bratty. Eliza Scanlan was fine as Beth, but I wish they’d given her more to do (more on this later).
As for the rest of the casting ... I was a bit underwhelmed. I was excited for Laura Dern as Marmee, but she disappointed me, which probably has more to do with the writing of the character. She felt far too modern and very under-developed. Timothee Chalamet (sp?) as Laurie was a total miscast, he was far too melancholy and kind of creepy? Laurie is supposed to be a cheeky and vivacious character, with the occasional fits of melancholy, not the other way around. Meryl Streep was wasted as Aunt March, but I knew she would be, given what a minor character Aunt March actually is in the book. None of the other actors made much of an impression on me, tbh.
Unfortunately, for me, the negatives are greater than the positives and one of the biggest complaints I have about this film is that it really seemed to lack soul and heart. Little Women is a novel which makes me cry every time I read it and I didn’t shed a single tear during this film. Scenes which I love from the novel left me cold during the film.
I appreciated that the film tried to include events from the novel which often aren’t portrayed onscreen, such as Meg buying the expensive silk knowing she couldn’t afford it, Beth and Mr Lawrence’s friendship, Amy telling Laurie off for his indolent ways and Marmee’s speech to Jo about how she is angry every day. But a combination of rushed dialogue, the weird back-and-forth jumps between past and present and a script which didn’t slow down to appreciate the emotions of the scenes meant that many of these scenes felt empty, as if everyone was simply going through the motions. The film is accurate to the book and captures many of the events, but it misses so many emotional beats. I want any adaptation of Little Women to fill me with warmth and emotion and this film just ... didn’t. A particularly egregious example is the fact that this movie didn’t film Beth’s death scene, opting instead to have Jo wake up to an empty bed, in a scene which is obviously supposed to mirror the previous scene and drive home how Jo “couldn’t save” Beth this time around, but all it does is undermine the emotion of Beth passing and the grief her family - particularly Jo - feel over watching her pass away.
And while we’re on the subject of Beth, can we talk about what a non-character she was? I know that Beth is the least developed of the sisters in the novel, and as such, adaptations sometimes tend to overlook her, but she was barely a character in this film. Even her illness - arguably the biggest component of her characterisation and arc - was overlooked and under-played. I didn’t feel any fear or trepidation for her when she first fell ill, and her entire sickness was so rushed and downplayed. Eliza Scanlan is an incredibly talented actress (just watch Sharp Objects for proof of this) and yet they gave her so little to do.
Laurie too became almost a non-character, and I feel that this was a result of the constant time jumps. There was no room for him to develop or grow and many of his Big Moments were omitted from the film (such as him sending for Mrs March when Beth is ill, the way he swears to keep their secrets and provides the PO Box for them, going to London to make himself worthy of Amy). Also that disgusting scene from the New Year’s Eve ball when he turns up half-dressed, drunk and with two women hanging off his arms; no where in the novel would Theodore Lawrence ever behave like that, and the fact that this scene was our second introduction to the character soured his entire characterisation. Laurie was such a pale shade of what he is in the novels, and because of this, his relationships with all the sisters is severely undermined and downplayed. You certainly won’t ship Jo/Laurie from this movie, but nor will you feel much semblance of friendship between the two, despite the fact that they’re such kindred spirits in the novel. He shares more scenes with Amy, but they’re devoid of feeling or emotion (and chemistry) and so his eventual marriage to her falls flat.
I think one of the reasons for Laurie’s lack of characterisation is the weird time jumps. I know that a lot of critics are praising this technique, but I hated it. For one, it was often confusing as to whether we were in the past or the present, given how quickly the scenes jumped between the two. Secondly, this style of storytelling severely undermined characterisation and character development, and it juxtaposed scenes in a very weird fashion, negating the original point of the scenes and the lessons the girls were supposed to learn from them. For example, Meg’s misbehaviour at the Moffats being directly juxtaposed with the scene in which she confesses to John that she bought the expensive silk makes Meg look like she hasn’t grown or changed in five years. We missed the beautiful scene where she confesses her “sins” to Marmee and the growth which came from that experience, and instead jumped straight into what looked like an unhappy marriage (and why in god’s name were we introduced to Meg and John’s marriage before they had even spoken to each other in the past? Once again, the development of this relationship was undermined by the fact that we saw their courtship in reverse - we didn’t get the impact of Meg promising to love John despite his poverty only to betray him by buying the expensive silk). And this is just one of many examples of this technique robbing us of the emotion of the scenes.
The film felt so rushed at times and because of this, it has a very modern feel to it which I really didn’t like. If you want to “modernize” the story, fine, but do so by placing it in a modern setting. Having a period setting while using modern dialogue and a modern sense of propriety didn’t work. A scene of Jo hiking her skirts up to her knees with her bloomers on display while in public was awful, as was the scene where she unabashedly started to strip down while Laurie was in the room, and both scenes just undermined the period setting and were extremely jarring. Again, because the film was so rushed and the dialogue so quick and rapid-fire, we lost the emotional impact of many scenes. Period pieces need to be slow, you need time to savour the dialogue and actions, to feel the emotions and take time to appreciate the depth of the events and relationships.
And speaking of relationships, I cannot get over how much this filmed missed the mark when it came to the sisters’ relationships. Such a huge part of the appeal of Little Women is the bonds between the sisters and this film just blew right past them! I didn’t feel any deep connection between the sisters, and this was particularly noticeable with Jo and Beth, who share such a deep bond in the book. I think part of this problem stemmed from the fact that it took five scenes for the sisters to actually share a scene together; our introduction to the girls happens in four separate scenes, with each of the girls by themselves, in their own setting. Compare (because I have to) with the 1994 movie, in which the first four scenes of the film focus on the girls together, only separating once Meg and Jo attend the Gardiners Christmas party. The sisters’ relationship is such a huge component of the novel, but this film spends little time or focus building it and it is definitely a big reason as to why the film feels so empty.
There is so much more I want to say (for example, the horrendous way in which the film somehow made Jo look like she’d regretted turning down Laurie and held onto said regret for five years and how they juxtaposed her sending him the letter saying she would marry him, which WTF, never happened in the novel, with Laurie returning, having married Amy, like, way to pit the two sisters directly against one another, which even the 1994 adaptation had sense enough not to do) but this post has already turned into a freakin’ essay and most of my grievances have been aired.
To end this (very long) rant on a positive note, I want to reiterate that this film was charming in many ways, and while I do have many complaints, it was still a decent adaptation of my favourite novel, which wasn’t so far removed from the source material that I couldn’t enjoy it. It will never match the emotional depth and warmth of the 1994 movie, but I can see myself coming around to it in the future and liking it for what it is. I just wish more care and effort had been put into it and it had concentrated more on the emotion of the novel rather than the events.
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So I’m in a group chat on here for Buffy fans and we decided to do a group rewatch of the series. We did the first episode this week and I took notes while I watched and there were a lot, most of them just random jokes that may not even be funny but whatever. (Also my name is Cordelia so when I mention “me” I’m actually referring to character Cordelia. It’s a joke I’ve kept up for many years and probably isn’t funny anymore but it’s too late to drop it.)
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Notes
Season 1, episode 1: “Welcome to Hellmouth”
It’s really weird to have a narrator just dump info on us
I think I forget what darla looks like so the intro scene takes me by surprise every time I see it
It’s not the theme song without willow’s scream in it
Is it just me or the word Buffy in the title song look to be in a slightly different font than later in the series? (It is)
This show never fails to remind me that it was made in the 90s
Xander is totally the skater boi who doesn’t actually know how to skate
I also forget that Xander pines after Buffy somewhat
Okay, but what bob said about having a clean slate and working with her needs is not realistic to actual public schools
There’s something fun about the plague?
Oh look! There’s me!
Omg I pulled a draco on Buffy!
I totally thought that James spader was the guy who played spike so I started laughing but then looked it up and it’s not, it’s James marsters
I can never forget and always forget how bitchy I am
Giles, could you be any creepier?
Never mind, you can
Omg the slang “Neg! Pos!”
Yes Jesse, Xander’s being a bibbling idiot
Little fence, oh Xander!
Sure Buffy, just break the door no one will notice
Okay we get it the sleeper will- oh he’s actually continuing this time
It’s nice to know the supernatural are attracted to sunny California and not Texas
Joyce look so young here
Giles what are you doing? This is how you get profiled!
Oh wait it’s Angel? I didn’t know we meet him so early
Angel, don’t lie, you do bite
He sounds really young here and I’m not used to it
Angel, stop being so cryptic
What is the band wearing?
Well Buffy, that’s one way to end that philosophy
Okay, now Giles is going to get profiled
Me, that’s not how illness works
Jesse, you do know that you’re talking to yourself at this point, right?
You don’t have fluffy bunny feelings yet
Carbon dated!
Okay, but Giles is such a ravenclaw
Hey, when did it switch to the end of Harry Potter chamber of secrets?
Hamilton street?! 🎵Alexander Hamilton!🎵
I know a shortcut in the complete opposite direction of where we are supposed to be going
It’s also through the cemetery
Very subtle Xander
You ever been in one of things you go in when you die?
Good news Jesse, you’re not going to turn into a vampire cause you didn’t suck her blood, right?
There’s violence, strong language, adult content-
DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!!!!!!!
Final thing, some peeps from the aforementioned group chat wanted to be tagged in this so here’s the taglist. If anyone else wanted to be in on this for some reason since there will be more, let me know, either as a comment or an ask or something. Okay that’s all.
@highonbandcandy @calraisin @really-really-slowly @towersofsong @morespinach
#buffy the vampire slayer#s1e1#buffy summers#xander harris#willow rosenberg#rupert giles#cordelia chase#angel#joyce summers
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Eden’s Zero Chapter 1 Review
Hey guys, now before I dive into this already longer than usual review, I did wanna take this time to mention something. Its been no secret that I turned on Mashima and FT pretty hardly after the end of FT and some of you may be aware that I was moderately active in the fanbase with putting out my reviews and such. That said some may liken that shift in mentality to me not liking how the story went and a common critique of fans is that when what they’re fans of doesn’t gel with what they want they wanna destroy it. As if the fan has ownership of the source of the fanaticism.
I admit there are times that I’ve question decisions on Hiro Mashima’s end and has posted rewrites, but that’s not me doing it out of a sense of ownership. I’m doing it because I have a standard. Being a fan of something and letting your disappointment get to you and fester into salty, bitchy purest is one thing, but being a person who’s judging what a series puts out and actually caring about the quality of what’s in the popular media is important. FT got negative reviews in its latter half because it was that bad. By the end of the series it was legit that bad. Now I don’t say that is someone who was in the fanbase and hated Hiro’s decisions cause they weren’t mine, I hated them because it was bad writing. I’m a reader with standards, as are all of you, and in the digestion of media we make distinctions between good and bad. I make this claim with more concrete surety now that I’ve been around longer and have reviewed more series than just FT, I think it be harder to believe if I made this case when I was just starting and all I was talking about at the time was FT.
Some of you might remember when I first started out on MHA, my second chapter I ever reviewed I had found it boring and mundane and to date its my least popular MHA review and I still stand by that assertion. I hold everything to the same standard, and that includes FT. The reason I write this is that while throughout this review I will mention comparison’s to FT’s first chapter (and yes, even ways Eden’s Zero improved on it), but I will be holding it to the same standard. So this entire review won’t be me holding a grudge against Hiro, but it will be me holding it to the same standard as I do everything I read. That out of the way lets dive in.
We open on a hill side and met our MC named Shiki. Beside him is the mecha demon from the cover page and what they see is a... dragon. Yeah, Hiro I thought you wanted this to be wholely original?
On the hand I actually like this scene in the sense robo demon here is actually encourging actual adventure (something FT lacked) and its kinda amazing listening to this demon looking guy talking about friendship, yet on the other hand, damnit Hiro. Is this the only thing how to write about? Like damn man.
We cut to the future where we see our main female Lucy-I mean Rebecca! Y’know I could make a Rebecca from One Piece joke, but she’s kinda already a bit of a decisivee figure so I’m not gonna bother.
I mean its okay. Its just castle theme park. Also Rebecca we find out is apparently a youtuber. Look if DBS can have GodTube then I can put up with Blue Cate (Aoneko) website. Also yeah Happy here, no sugar coating its just Happy. Also Rebecca here purposely made her skirt short. Just because you point out the sexualization in canon doesn’t make it better, ya still drew it, Hiro.
We see that the theme park is full of robots and each one acts as an assist in sending the guest through some kind of medieval simulator. And if anyone has seen Westworld you know where this is heading. To be fair I love worldbuilding so please, explore!
So we find out Rebecca’s dream is to have one million suscribers and now here’s where I gotta give props to Hiro because he actual made a dream for a character that doesn’t seem like it can be achieved a chapter from now. Granted this seems a bit hard to actually quantify, but this dream could potenially evolve into something of why she wants the suscribers and could be like Nami making the map of the world that getting video of unknown locations may actually be worth something to the general population.
We see that Rebecca chooses to go on a monster hunting quest and they encounter...
...This thing. Also it seems Rebecca’s character quirk is she really likes cats I guess? But this doesn’t last long as someone crashes down on mecha cat.
Okay that was kinda funny. I mean if this was FT would’ve actually gotten the panty shot so maybe Hiro has learned his lesson! Also note that wrench!
Oh god damnit Hiro. So this tarzan guy after acting like an animal is knocked out by Rebecca. Y’know it took about 60 chapters before Natsu got all up in Lucy’s chest, guess we’re cutting straight to the chase here.
Okay is joke with here just going be about here short skirt? Damning it with faint praise here, but at least he still hven’t flashed us them yet. Also Tarzan here is the only human on the island.
We get some scenes of Shiki here wanting to be friends with Rebecca cause she’s a human and Rebecca isn’t interested and she returns to the Granbell town where Shiki is there and the robots know who he is.
Shiki’s expressions and creepy advances really gives off this tinge of sci-fi horror, unfortunate Hiro doesn’t really go that route and we’ll get to it. Also that wizard looking robot from the color page is also here.
They then have a party where the robots all celebrate them having a costumer for the first time in so long they have a party being nice to Rebecca and lavishing her with stuff outside is robot that looks like Robin Hood and he reports to his boss this machine king.
Oh look, Hades if he was a robot.
We see Shiki trying to bond with Rebecca and it leads to him expressing he wants to leave the kingdom and see another country, but we also learn he’s in charge of fixing this and the robots are acting up lately. We find out that the one who was talking to Shiki and is his “Grandfather” was called the Demon King a robot designed for playing that role in the park.
Umm Rebecca... That’s being a dick. So you don’t like it, so you decide to cut it, cause it bothers you. You could’ve framed it like, “If he fixes you up then maybe he needs better vision” or “He’s been so nice to me, let me do something for him.” And what makes this worse s that Shiki is asleep, so she doesn’t even consult his feelings. Like seriously, that’s not being a good friend . But for contrivances sake I’m sure Shiki will wake up and love it, won’t he?
Huh? I was wrong instead we got shitty 80s comedy. I don’t know if that’s better or worse.
Y’know I said I’d give Hiro atleast two free fanservice moments for his first 3 chapters. He’s now used all of them up in a single chapter. Also Rebecca is tied to a stake while robots with torches surround her along with the machine king.
Shiki is also there and here’s something that did remind me of rave, the tightness of the first chapter. Everything seems to flow like one continuous story and doesn’t seem to do some dumb interlude like FTs first chapter did with that awkward moment where Lucy leaves Natsu and she’s just randomly in the park reading.
The King wants to use her ship to leave this world and we get som kind of motivation out of him.
Oh wow, for a first chapter villain that’s actually a really deep thing to unload. That as amusment park hosts they must’ve just been seen as pleasure tools and with no one around these robots who seem to be senstinent must’ve felt betrayed and...
Oooooor you cut out all moral ambiguity by just saying they have a virus. Sure. Trust me, this is where it gets stupid really stupid. And that’s the inconsistency.
So these robots I guess are like the ones from the Animatrix where they just kinda develop sentience out of nowhere. But unlike Animatrix it doesn’t seem to imply when they developed this sentience and that they began to think they were being abused.
Tired of Friendship already, it ain’t leaving.
So why do you hate humans? They abandoned you I guess, but there’s not other robot saying “hey our times were fun together” no everyone is like they left us to rot so we hate them. Not like Humans did anything legitimate bad. We actually see that at the end of the chapter that there is some sort of central battery on the park that all robots are hooked up to. You could make their reason for hating humans that. That even though they left these sentiment robots still had a little kingdom to themselves, but realized that its all just going to end one day and humans didn’t even bother to unplug them. They’re existence is literally knowing when they’ll die, imagine that as why they harbor negative emotions and maybe Shiki actually fixing things might’ve actually been prolonging their lives so maybe that be why they kept him around. This whole sentience things just feels like Hiro wanted to do a trope of crazy robots and ended using multiple to fit the whatever story purpose at the moment.
You do run the planet, dumbasses. This entire plane, apparently for hundreds of years, has been solely controlled by you. Maye this should be rephrased as, going to the place that built you to get revenge or as I spoiled with the battery we’ll take the ship to get more power for our kingdom?
Shiki doesn’t do anything and kinda lets the robots just wail on him as he found out all things in his life were a lie. Then Rebecca gives a friendship speech. A stupid stupid friendship speech.
You’re right, Rebecca! Too bad we didn’t see that. I’m serious we barely see memories of Shiki with any robot outside of the demon king and Michael so there’s no weight to this conflict. We only get the vague sense they raised hm, but there’s no moments of Shiki really laughingg and enjoying their company outside of the party with Rebecca which rather is made more for getting Shiki to like Rebecca for this moment.
Shiki remembers what his Grandpa the Demon King said and just blows them all away.
We see Shiki’s hand and apparently he has these marks indicating he has Ether gear. The power system of this series.
You’re sentiment! You have out grown your programming! You can choose to have a concept of friendship.
So they fight with shitty action scenes (If I can give Horikoshi a hard time for how he draws his fight choreography, then I sure as hell will give Hiro the once over.) Happy manages to save Rebecca and like Happy from early FT, he basically spots off exposition on powers.
So is it like a literal gear? Because Happy afterward destincties as the Gear of Gravity, so is it like a devil fruit? Is ether in all humans, but this specific gear brings it out in a certain way? If its internal then I guess its like the magic circuits from Fate? And then every of has their own unique variation like Nen? Like cause Happy gives it the distinction of Gravity it doesn’t seem like Shiki gives a reason why he has this power. I’m hoping \its like devil fruits, literal gears you implant and then it brings out your ether in a certain way.
Shiki punches out the machine king and cause a massive collapse.
Credit where credit is due, Hiro actually did build up the reveal of this power throughout the chapter and its actually really well done. Kinda reminds of something Oda would do with subtly building up a devil fruit power without revealing it. Like Crocodile drying out a flower but it isn’t stated his power is specifically sand.
They then flee when the other robots rally and Shiki takes Rebecca back to her ship.
This scene would actually be really nice if we actually saw more young shiki actually having fun with the machines and not a being a creeper with them.
Shiki and Rebecca take off and we see the universe.
Not gonna lie, that’s a really pretty shot. Like damn, I could get behind this.
It seems like worlds in this universe are basically like kingdom hearts worlds. They’re not real “worlds” so much as they are islands in space.
Sure, keep the mystery alive why don’t you, no that be too much.
Well great place to end the chapter. Little dry of a first story, but I definetly see that has room for improvment and there is something-Wait this isn’t the last page? But what else is there to talk about. There’s nothing left-
Oh for fuck sake. That’s right they were trying to send SHiki away. Because apparently these robots thought there was no way to restore battery life even if stayed.
Here’s a tip, ifyou really care, and had such a close bond, maybe tell him to leave? Tell SHiki the truth that you guys are tied to a battery and instead of Shiki vowing to leave for the stars so he can make 100 friends (I’m not kiding that’s his actual goal here). Then this would be an interesting goal.
But no, you have to act like human hating jackasses and shatter the boy’s entire reality, just so you he would go out and “change the universe”
This would be a really nice scene with a very nice amount of character development starting point, if we actually saw their past. All we know is they raised Shiki, but its never really seemed like they’re loving or caring or Shiki openly gets upset if one of them had a problem. Again the biggest flaw with this chapter is that it sacrifices seeing one potentially interesting relationship (Shiki and the robots) for another one (Rebecca).
So we end on this page which reveals that Shiki’s goal is to have a hundred friends. Not going to say something snarky I just realized this is the same motivation as Yuki from future diary. Like before the crazy yandere shit.
Post Chapter follow up:
Lets be positive and look at the good stuff in this chapter. The first thing great about this chapter is it improved upon two of the biggest failings in the first chapter FT. Goals established and world building. Not only does this set up force Hiro Mashima to actually world build (literally) but each person in the first chapter has a goal that doesn’t seem like it can be accomplished quickly. It means we can have investment in the story.
Another thing I’ll give is Shiki is an okay MC. He has more personality than Natsu, but not as much as Haru and this first chapter is about him. Its easy to understand that Lucy is often considered the MC of FT because it literally focuses on her for the story than Natsu. But this chapter had a healthy balance.
Also the power system at least seems to have some definition. Unlike how anyone could have magic yet normal people just don’t choose to use it like in FT. Ether Gear seems to be a powersource that only a select few can use. Now we need to see first if there are ways of combating it like technology or such so a non ether gear person can still fight.
It also has its own unique aesthetic. Ft is a pretty generic fantasy world. It doesn’t have the bleakness of bereserk or the Japanese aesthetic of naruto. You could say Black CLover, Fairy Tail, and Seven Deadly sins all had their first chapter happen in the same world and I’d have trouble arguing it.
Now on to the crappy stuff. This series suffers from the usual Mashima foibles such as the sexual harassment, the stupidly way it tries to justify and give all conflict happy ending, not actually bothering to have a situation drawn out ad built up too, etc. I mean for the first conflict of the chapter its a heavy one, these guys raised SHiki yet their own mentality is against humans so Shiki has to choose, but instead of actually answering that question, it turns out there was no real conflict and the machines were just faking.
As for my like for Shiki, I flat hate Rebecca. She is so pointless and useless. Look I will defend Lucy and she actually can d things. First chapter she saved Natsu by using aquarius. But Rebecca? She’s just all of the bad traits of post timeskip Lucy. She is used for pointless fanservice, does nothing contribute, and becomes a mouth piece for friendship.
Speaking of friendship as a concept and goal here, Hiro just rewrite what you mean. Have deeper meaning than friends for once. There is ways you could take the motivation “I want to make 100 friends” in a compelling way. Prehaps Shiki is going out to make his own world where he can make a happy place for people where they can laugh and cry in harmony. Like story telling wise its pretty weak.
Like me personally, I would’ve taken the first chapter like this, the robots are sentinet and they are nice to Shiki and Rebecca and they have genuine fun together. They gradually reveal that they are shutting down maybe one starts acting wonky and tries to hide it and maybe the machine king is the real bad guy. He has sentinece and hates humans and he wants to eliminate SHiki and Rebecca and that’s because they’re shutting down. The other robots say they don’t care they were abandoned, they were mad at first but Shiki showed them that why they loved catering to humans. King and Shiki fight and they all reveal they’re shutting down and Shiki cries he doesn’t want them to go. The robots say its inevitable and they don’t hpw to recharge the battery and Shiki vows to leave the planet and search for a power source to bring them all back. Then that’s shiki’s goal and it even can cause questions like “Is it worth all this for machines?” or “who designed them maybe we can figure out the right substance to power them up?”
or if Hiro wanted to go a more darker route. Have the machines have no sentience and literally be dolls for the King who turns out to be a human who stayed here on Granbell and made his own little kingdom. Make it a bit meta on how Shiki’s only friends were just hollow imitations of people who were only friends because that’s what their programming dictated and they can all be switched off. It be meta as critiquing Ft and how all the guild characters basically had no conflicts, all got along, and were just friends with no depth or reason.
This all highlights the issue with Hiro Mashima and that’s he is not a good a writer. Hiro is an incredibly talented person and can come up with incredibly unique ideas and looks, which is why his cover pages are the best things he puts out because its him free forming. But writing. He has a limited scope on that and stuff like sci-fi and fantasy can be very morally grey things. But Hiro doesn’t seem to understand tragedy in the sense that its tragic because a person fails or dies unsatisfied. But he only seems to know how to write painfully obvious concepts like “save the world” or “friendship” instead doing a concept like “what it is to be a hero” like MHA does which can have a variety of answers to it.
So what’s the final verdict? Well I actually am going to do something different than usual. I’m going to say what I though the quality was compared to FT and then to what I’d consider this work compared to anything else.
In comparison to FT, Eden’s Zero gets a Final verdict of 8/10
Improves on a lot of FT’s first chapter flaws
Created a more unique environment for a story
And actually has a lot tighter narrative
But in comparison to everything else...
Final Verdict: 5/10
Even if it wasn’t Hiro, its a pretty generic start (some names aren’t even all that inspired like Machine King, Demon King)
Potential to grow into something better is there
Nothing is outright offensive
Cool concept
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#169 Ramblings
As usual, these ramblings might be all over the place and stupid as hell! I’ll put any speculations/what ifs/and shit in italics.
This was one of those 'seeding the crops' issues we often get at the start of a new volume. Not a lot really happens, but a shit-ton of seeds are planted in a very unruly garden and who knows what's gonna pop out of the ground in the coming months.
Ok, the cover is Dwight holding a gun to Rick's head, which ties in to issue at least word-wise.
Carl kneels at Andrea's grave. Lydia comes up, and Carl confesses how he killed Ben because no one else would, and he obviously still feels guilty about it because he cries. Although, the story ties in to Andrea; turns out Carl did confess to her after all, and when she still loved and accepted him... as a parent would... he started to call her mom. I can't remember if he called her mom before AOW, so maybe he fessed up after? Lydia says nothing, just lets him get his feelings out.
I still adore Lydia, there's something sweet and pure about her even though fucking assholes in her life traumatized and defiled her.
I do think this scene could have been condensed just a tad, because honestly, I'm kind of annoyed we still haven't seen Carl talk to Negan!! Not even a fucking glance or acknowledgment! Shit, he didn't even say anything to Rick about it! I mean, for three years, Carl snuck down on some kind of semi-regular basis to chat with Negan, so this totally blowing off of his thoughts on Negan's freedom/part in the war/etc... it's aggravating!
Ok, Rick struts his shit around Alexandria. Not really. I noticed he hasn't gotten a new cane yet. I thought he needed that thing to walk but maybe he's just doing some limpy-shuffle thing. Anyhoo, Maggie approaches him and she just can't stay quiet about that big leather-clad lug that's wandering the streets. Keeping her up at night! Thinking about how fine he is – er... or not.
Blah, blah, Maggie demands to know why Negan is free. Rick is like... I killed husbands and wives too... Maggie gets pissed.
Now this kind of makes me mad. Unless this is just a condensed version of the conversation, Rick doesn't mention Negan saved him. Doesn't mention how Negan fought on the front lines, or worked with him to thin the herd... I don't even think Maggie knows Negan killed Alpha. Like, so does Maggie just think Rick let out Negan and was like 'sic' em!' and pointed towards the walkers? Or let him out when the Saviors were at the door?
Look, I'm very over-protective of my Negan. But I know this situation is so sticky. Maggie can't just get over watching her husband get murdered or hate the one who did it. I get it. But at the same time, TWD is like some wild West world where you gotta sometimes kill, gotta be brutal, where nobody really is 'innocent' or can show bloodless hands. Even fucking Carl killed a kid, when he was only like nine years old. Rick and his group carved up and tortured the cannibals. They killed the Saviors on the road when they didn't have to. Just like Rick said 'I'm not excusing what he (Negan) did.) 'But I don't really see what makes me so different.'
I know anti-Negan people won't agree, but Negan didn't kill Glenn just for some sick thrill (the TV version...well don't get me started on that POS. LOL!) He was in charge of two major communities who helped supply and keep his people alive, and if those groups lost respect (aka fear) of him and saw he was letting some other group kill his men and steamroll over him... well... Negan's group might suffer then. Maybe the other groups would roll in and slaughter his people, fight back viciously or refuse to supply. To him maintaining a presence and status quo (aka killing Glenn (or anyone)) from the uppity new group was a MUST. It HAD to happen in his mind... for the survival of HIS people.
I don't think for a second Rick wouldn't take out some enemy and maybe even in a very brutal fashion, if he thought doing that kept his group from starving/being overrun/etc.
Anyhoo, of course, none of that matters to Maggie. XD She just wants to bathe herself in some sweet Savior blood. Or should I say ex-Savior. (Does that make him an antichrist? LOL!)
Rick says he can't kill Negan and locking him up seems unfair. Like once again, does Maggie know all the stuff Negan did to help the community? Rick says he has a deal and Negan will be leaving soon.
'That's really... kind... of you.' Maggie says with a pissy frown. And I know what's she thinking: you can't kill him... but I can.
Ok, the Euge and his secret phone sex line. Stephanie who didn't turn out to be Sherry like I thought. Hahahha. Just as Euge is about to blow his load to Steph's sultry moans, there is a knock on the door. Rick and Siddiq have come to cock-block.
Or rather, Rick claims the phone sex line as his own as he grabs the mic (?) and talks to Steph. They arrange to meet somewhere close to Steph's place. Eugene insists on going. The poor guy probably wants to get away after Andrea and Rosita's deaths :(
Rick does his limp-shuffle around looking for some scouts, specifically Jesus. He sees Dwight (aka little bitchy mcbitch) toiling away. “You just keep buzzing, busy bee. Make everyone think you're holding the place together..when really you're just making sure you get credit.' Like really, Dwight? Like you held the Saviors together, you fucking little runaway crybaby?
Rick: Bitch, I'll see you later, make sure you bring your fucking binkie.
Ok, a scene where Carl says he wants to go with Maggie. This is another scene that could have been cut... because Carl later tells Rick he wants to leave. I would've preferred this scene get cut and add one in of Carl talking to/mentioning... anything... about Negan!
Rick tries to recruit Jesus. Jesus doesn't want to leave, because he's got someone special worth staying for. Awwwww Aaron and Jesus have finally gone a step further than shy little smiles hahaha. :D Damn, I hope Kirkman doesn't break these two up (ie: kill one) because Jesus sure could use someone to relate to other than Maggie, and poor Aaron needs someone too.
Heh, Jesus's bashful little rub to the back of his neck was adorable.
BAM suddenly it’s the dark of night. Dwight is waiting on a porch for his Ricky-poo.
Rick is like 'dude, go on a mission for me.'
Dwight's like' Fuck no, motherfucker, I'm the Queen Bee around here.'
Dwight pulls some serious shit. 'Your time is DONE, Rick.'
Rick: 'ummm dude, you didn't even want to lead the Saviors but you want to take over here? Why, because my town is prettier than yours?' Lol
Dwight (in what is probably a whiny tone): Well the Saviors were a boiling pot of RAGE and I didn't want to be around that! WAH!' Guess what, Dwight, as their leader maybe you should have done something to diffuse that fucking rage! Not just walked away! Honestly, as this point I think Dwight is an insecure twat who likes to play victim. Time after time he makes up fucking woe-is-me bullshit.(I might have to write a detailed article on this... LOL)
I'll give him this – he does have some right to be angry over Sherry. I mean, he did love her, she was alone with Rick, then she died. LOL (She sure didn't' seem to return his love when she had John beating his ass. Hahaha. )
So Dwight says Rick does stuff impulsive and thinks everything he does is right because well... he's Rick. And of course if Rick does something, then it MUST be the right thing to do. He accuses Rick of escalating the situation with the Saviors (which Rick didn't do. I mean, yeah, killing Sherry wasn't exactly planned. But what was he gonna do about it? Lie and say she stepped out of town for a few decades?)
He whines about how Rick let Negan talk the Saviors down when Negan is sooo untrustworthy. Bitch, Negan is more trustworthy than your punk ass. Rick takes offense to Dwight talking trash about his Neegsy-poo. As Dwight (in a Negan-esque manner) talks about how 'reasonable' he is to talk in private instead of with his militia and their guns, Rick basically says 'stuff it up your hole' and turns to leave.
Dwight can't believe it! Rick has a lot on his place and doesn't have time to change Dwight's dirty diapers. He leaves but not without delivering some epic shit:
FUCK YESSSSS
Dwight is left sitting on the chair with his fists clenched like an angry toddler.
I had a thought that maybe Dwight lied about the Iron. Like, maybe he didn't get it just because he 'cheated' with Sherry on Negan. Maybe back then, Negan wasn't so egomanical and Dwight did something shitty, like threatening or beating Sherry, or trying to lead a mutiny, or stealing... or anything. Like, by the time Negan Ironed Mark, he was clearly on top of the world's tallest horse.
A little Michonne and Rick scene. She's going on the mission along with Yumiko, Magna, Siddiq and Eugene. (I wonder if Negan will join them on the road. LOL I bet Michonne would just LOVE his humor. Hahaha.) Magna could def use some more development, hell, I guess all of them can.
Michonne goes, Carl comes and reiterates what he told Maggie about moving to the Hilltop, but this scene is much better. :) I wonder if this will be the last time they see each other. :( It seemed like there was a lot of Rick death foreshadowing! Maybe a little too heavy handed. After all, Michonne is out on the road now... and she mentioned William is leading the Kingdom. So she’s just a rogue character floating around out there...
YAY finally some Negan. WOOOHOO.
The first time in the issue I laughed. Negan goes on about how much he loves pork and beans. Loves them so much he wants to die in puddles of his own pork-and-bean vomit and shit apparently, with beans oozing out of his ears and stuff. What a strange person.
I like this pic of Negan but upon second glance I noticed his eyes are kind of wonky hahaha. Must be sloppy inking. Or maybe Negan is just going fucking cross-eyed from all the canned meat goodness. Like he can't even see straight anymore, his dick is so fucking hard.
I honestly think Negan is trying to get a laugh, a smile, any kind of positive reaction out of Dwight. SourPuss ain't having any of this. Even when Negan thanks him, there's no reaction other than GTFO.
Negan says he might head towards the neighborhood he buried Lucille (my girl). 'Want to be close to her.' Awwwww.
Dwight just shuts that sentimental shit down and tells Negan to leave.
I think it would be cool if Negan went to the hospital where he left the real Lucille and gave her a real burial. He could find her bones, bring her to some place they really liked (like the park where she fed the pigeons) and bury her.
So, Neegs, armed with a rifle and a knife, and with a backpack of food and his trusty coat, leaves the gates of Alexandria. The ungrateful fucks of the town give no notice. Like I can see why Negan is sour. This fucker risked his life multiple times and gets no credit, and now he's exiled. I guess he got what he fought for – his own freedom.
Maggie's caravan comes through next. 'Take care of Rick for me,' she tells Dwight. Dwight has this weird look on his face. Like a guilty look.
I'm wondering if Maggie's 'take care of him' has like a double meaning. Like... 'take care of my cheating husband with some arsenic in his coffee' kind of double meaning)
Something that grinds my gears is this: Maggie talking so friendly to Dwight. Dwight KILLED Abraham. I don't remember how close Maggie was to him but he was a member of her group, and now she's smiling and talking friendly to the dude who fucking shot a bolt through his face? This just irritates me, because if Rosita and Holly were still alive, they wouldn't be so cool with Dwight. They would hate him, hate him the same way Maggie hates Negan – because he took away their loved one.
Why does Dwight get a free pass? I don't buy this BS that Negan told him to kill Abe. Negan wasn't there. Negan sent Dwight out as a team leader. Which means Dwight made the decisions, and he CHOSE to kill Abe. He could have just captured Abe and Eugene and held them hostage. Instead of killing one. Even just injuring Abe.
‘THEY’RE CALLED BOLTS...’
Michonne tempts fate by saying the radio group can't be any worse than other shit they faced. Maggie is aghast at that. Heh. From the looks of that crazy 'Princess' chick they’re gonna meet... who knows...
The radio group gallops off. Last two panels. Maggie looks over at Dante.
'If you hurry, you can catch up to Negan. I want you to follow him, see where he settles down. I won't lose track of that monster.'
DUN DUN DUNnnnnn.
(I can see lots of stuff:
Maggie captures Negan, puts him somewhere private, and tortures him. Nobody knows....(NOOO)
Maggie has him captured and executes him. Probably Gregory style. (NOOOO)
Negan charms Dante and they become best buddies. (YES)
Maggie goes out to confront Negan and it turns into angry hate sex. (AHHAAAAA)
Dante must have to report back to her. They dont' have cell phones. LOL So when he does, maybe Carl will overhear. Or Carl will see them bringing Negan in (if that happens) I can't believe there isn't going to be ANY Carl/Negan interaction. Like, why even show they had a 'friendship' if it doesn't account for anything? Or perhaps Lydia will hear and tell Carl... like maybe he mentioned Negan once, or she just tells him in general: 'I heard Maggie talking about how she was going to kill some guy named Negan? Do you know who that is?”
Honestly, Dante should just be like 'No.' Like... 'you never put out, Maggie. Why should I risk my life tracking down some fucking con who was in prison for killing people?' LOL
Anyway, I'll skip Letter Hacks except for a little worrisome tidbit where Kirkman said 'I'm quite fond of Negan myself....'
Like shiiit. He was also 'fond' of Andrea....
Ok, that's it... I feel like I'm missing something but whatever. SHUT THE FUCK UP LUP
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