#STOP GIVING ME IDEAS I CANT DEAL W IT ALL

[atrirose]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

[dhampling]

imagine being the neighbors. #1 is a darling, if spoiled. they catch her climbing the sides of their house from time to time but they just give her candy & send her back home. 2&3 still cute but they have to stop giving sweets bc #1 has taught her siblings all her tricks. 4&5 they have to make the fence taller to keep them out AT LEAST until theyre out of the terrible twos. 6&7 wtf they thought it was OVER. they JUST took the fence down. theyre like 75% certain astarion waited just to (1/2)

spite them. #8 they cant decide whether they feel bad for you or whether they hate you. on one hand dear god you have the patience & fortitude of a saint to go through 7 pregnancies & deal w/ 8 little hellspawn. on the other hand you're enabling the most insufferable man alive. they send a passive aggressive fruit basket. #9 please make it stop. (2/2)

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anon. angel. i cannot begin to stress to you how much i enjoyed plotting this out in my head. i LOVE the vision. i love the mischief that ensues. i love the idea that they just fucking hate astarion in a neighbourly way. they've called the faerunian equivalent of social services on the ancunins at least once. i genuinely cannot emphasise how fired on all cylinders this has me.

the fucking FENCE.

you have earned a spot in my anon tags reveal yourself to me or send me an ask with your pseud i love you.

[hoshologies]

Seems like you got more markfs coming your way🤭

can i request mark+ice play? (i know you have written 2 mark drabbles+1 wip but please don’t get tired of writing for mark LMAO)

LMAO we'll see how my adhd deals w the influx of markfs asking me to write abt him, but i'm praying i don't burn out on him bc my life would be hell if i did fr

⌗ now playing ... bad idea, moonbin and sanha

warnings afab!reader (no gendered nicknames), ice play, mark being a lil sadistic

you're not quite sure where mark got the idea from, what part of his psyche conjured it up and convinced him to try it just once. when he'd pitched the idea of temperature play, you'd tentatively gotten behind it; it sounded interesting at the very least and with mark, you were willing to give anything a shot within reason.

so here you are, on a saturday night, the only one bare to the room. your clothes are discarded somewhere on his bedroom floor (you care not, of course) and you're sprawled on his bed, head canting back against his pillows. mark himself is settled between your legs, fully clothed, and dragging an ice cube up and down the skin he has access to (which is, for all intents and purposes, all of it).

"stop squirming," he says, pinching at your inner thigh and drawing a whine out of you. when he glances up at you, his eyes are darker than normal, predatory in a way that he saves just for you, for moments like this.

either way, you're trying to stay still for him (you want to be good, after all), but you're not used to the chill of the ice against your skin. and you suppose that is the point of this whole experience, but still, your muscles can't help but tense up and pull away from the near unbearable cold. you will yourself to calm down, mumbling a reedy m'sorry, mark, which earns you a soft kiss to soothe the place he pinched you.

but before you can settle yourself, brace for the next touch of the ice, but it doesn't come where you expect it. up until this second, mark has been keeping it to your legs and your navel, relishing in the way your body reacted to the sudden cold; that's where you expect it to stay.

instead, he presses it right over your folds, draws it over your clit, along every sensitive part of you. you can't help but squeal, shift your hips to get away from it, crying out a it's cold, markie, but his free hand holds you down, the ice cube chasing after you.

in some twisted way, the biting cold feels so good, has white heat rushing through you. and even though you're whining, mark watches how your pussy clenches around nothing, how your slick seeps from it and coats his dark duvet. his hot breath soothes the chill, tongue lathing over you to get your skin hot again, just to bring the ice back.

when he offers you a reprieve ("you just gotta tell me if you want me to stop"), but in that same twisted way, now that you've started, you don't want him to stop. it's all too exquisite, the way he licks away the burning cold, driving you towards that precipice you so desire. you tell him to keep going until the ice is melted. and he so readily complies.

© hoshologies 2023. do not translate, copy, or repost my work on any site.

[haveihitanerve]

Avengers: Age of Ultron is my favorite movie, and I am not going to attempt to explain it because I really don't think i can, but here are some of the best quotes from Ultron that I feel the need to share

“Language” “I know, just slipped out” “for gosh sake watch your language” “thats not going anywhere anytime soon”

“Oh look theyre all lining up” “yeah well, theyre excited” fucking obliterates them

“Somebody wanna deal with that bunker?” *destroys it* “thank you.”

“Guys, stop we gotta talk this through.” *shoots all of them* “it was a good talk.” “no it wasn't.”

“Please be a secret door please be a secret door please be a secret-.... Yay!”

“Thor report on the hulk.” “the halls of val halla are filled with the screams of his victims.” *bruce, buries face in hands, steve looks at the roof like lord give me strength, nat looks at thor like what the hell, thor anxiously scrambling to save it and does not succeed*

“Boss?” “Oh no hes the boss, I just design for everything and pay for everything and make everyone look cooler.”

“Hes fast and shes weird.” 

“How is he?” “Unfortunately hes still barton.” “Oh how terrible.” 

“I don't have a girlfriend.” “that i can’t fix.” 

“I've seen her flirting. Up close.” *walks away* *wait a min-*“w-what do you mean up close?” 

“No more renovating.” *in the middle of battle* “you know i think ill make the dining room a little space for laura.” Nat: no one eats in a dining room

“That the best you can do?” “you had to ask.”

“The city is flying, we’re fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow.” 

“Steve, he said a bad language word.” “You tell everyone about that?” 

“Very very interesting theories. I have a simpler one, you're all not worthy.” *groans, clint sticks tongue out at him*

“Cap doesn't like that kind of talk.” “you know what romanoff..”

“Aw junior. You're gonna break your old mans heart.” “Clearly you've never made an omelet.” “he beat me by one second.” 

“Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep.” *hulk: roars* “...sorry.”

*steves face when clint greets his kids*

“We would have called ahead but we were busy having no idea that you existed.” 

“Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.” *tony: this bitch again? Why are you around every fucking corner you overprotective stalker*

*tony throwing darts* *clint throws a bullseye while hes taking his darts out*

“They're a mess.” “yeah. But they're my mess.” 

“Don't take from my pile.” 

“Just an old man who cares very much about you” tony being the only one to call fury Nick. (and maria hill but in a different movie so wtv)

“What were you napping?”

“Cap you got incoming.” *cut to steve trying to breathe on a car* “incoming already came in.”

“You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed… walk it off.”

“Evacuate the city.” *no ones moves* “get off your lazy asses.” *fires gun*

“🎶Ooooooh i'm decrypting nuclear codes and you don't want me to.🎶” (tony drop the full album im waiting)

“You're not a match for him cap.” …. “Thanks barton.” 

“Cap can you keep him occupied?” “What do you think i've been doing???”

“Beep beep.” 

“Stark is right.” “oooh its definitely the end times.” 

*everyone's faces when vision lifts the hammer*

“Iron man the ones hes waiting for.” “thats true, he hates you the most.”

“You cant save them all. You'll never-” *gets yeeted off city* “Ill never what? You didn't finish!!!”

“Keep up old man” *lifts bow* “nobody would know. Nobody. Oh last i saw him and ultron was sitting on him. Yeah he’ll be missed. That little bastard. I miss him already.” 

“Fury you son of a bitch.” “Whoo! You kiss your mother with that mouth?” 

“Its terribly well balanced.” “Well if theres too much weight you lose power on the swing so..” 

“Romanoff. You and banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.” 

“I was born yesterday.” 

Thor: says something serious and meaningful. Steve:...But if you put the hammer in an elevator..” Tony: itd still go up. Steve: elevators not worthy

“Im gonna miss these little chats.” “then don't go.” 😭

“Besides this one” *smacks tony* “theres nothing that cant be explained”

“That man has no regard for lawn maintenance.” 

“I will miss you tony.” 😭

“You wanna keep staring at the wall or do you wanna go to work? I mean, it is a nice wall.” “thought you and tony were still gazing into each others eyes.” 

Just them having casual conversations mid battle. I love. 

Its just that they are able, allowed to be a team, to be friends, we get to see them bond, not hate each other, we get to see serene team moments, we get the original six, its just them having a lot of fluff even with all the angst

[rose-milkteaa]

Curing A Girl’s Boredom

Summary - Elijah and Yin are, of course, having their 5th hang out of the day. When getting home from the park, they’re bored out of their minds. Yin apparently came up with something so stupid but hilarious at the same time. Maybe that could cure their boredom!

A/N: This was in my drafts for over a year… I’m sorry if the ending seems rushed, I wanted to get it out of my drafts 😭

Lee/Ler/Switch - Lee!Elijah, Ler!Yin

“Eli..!!” Yin whined as she shook the dog back and forth. “I’m bored..! Entertain me!!” She pouted as she flopped back onto the couch next to her friend. The human looked up at the dog. “The hell do you want me to do?” Elijah asked as he looked down at the girl next to him.

“Entertain me.” Yin pouted as she looked up at the golden retriever who was staring down at her.

“By… What exactly?” Elijah asked, chuckling softly as he sat down next to his friend. “You need to be specific, Yasmin.”

The raven haired girl looked at everything other than the blonde next to her. “Uhm.. ..I don’t know..-”

Elijah chuckled, his tail flicking out of amusement. “Tell me when you have an idea on what to do, alright?” The golden retriever said as he leaned back onto the couch, looking away from Yin.

Yin pouted. She didn’t like it when she didn’t get her way. The human girl looked at Elijah, who apparently wasn’t paying attention to her at all. Yin stared at Elijah for a bit before an idea came into her head.

Yin smiled a bit mischievously as she sat up a bit, looking straight at Elijah. “Eli, I got an idea.”

The blonde turned to Yin, an eyebrow raised in confusion. “Huh? What’s the idea?”

Yin giggled mischievously, moving over to the golden retriever, grabbing onto his sides. Elijah jolted and squeaked, grabbing onto Yin’s hands that were on his sides.

“The game is simple!” Yin stated with a smile. She re-adjusted her hands so they were holding onto his sides, the blonde squealing in response.

“Don’t laugh.” Yin responded, tackling the poor dog down onto the couch cushions, immediately squeezing up and down his sides.

Elijah squealed, immediately covering his mouth as muffled giggles escaped from him. His tail wagged furiously behind him as he continued giggling hysterically, his hands blocking out the sound.

“Y-Yahahasmin! Stohohop!” Elijah squeaked, giggling uncontrollably as he grabbed at Yin’s hands.

“Goodness.. I’m barely doing anything, Elijah! Also, the games rules is not to laugh! You’re giggling!” Yin pouted as she began scratching at his stomach gently. “Tickle tickle, Eli~.”

“NOHOHOHOHO! YIHIHIN, NOHOT THEHERE!” Elijah shrieked as he began kicking his legs and laughing hysterically as he tried to push her hand away, unfortunately causing Yin to grab his arms and pin them above his head.

“Awww.. is the poor little pup too ticklish for his own good~?” The raven haired girl teased as she giggled a bit at her friend’s helplessness. “You’re honestly so adorable, I think I’ll die from it.”

The blonde squealed as he laughed uncontrollably loud as he tried desperately to move away from the girl, his tail wagging and his legs kicking furiously, though, he tried his hardest not to accidentally harm the girl from his kicking.

Yin giggled as she stopped the scratching at his stomach, her hand laying flat on the surface. “Look.. I’ll cut you a deal, okay?”

Elijah looked up at Yin, giggling softly. “W-Whahat?”

“I’ll give you 5 minutes. All you have to do is not laugh until then, and I’ll let you go.” Yin said as she tilted her head with a small smile.

Elijah groaned as he laid his head back on the armrest of the couch, pouting as he eventually looked back at Yin. “You know i cant last that long!”

Yin’s small smile soon turned into a smirk as she stared down at the golden retriever below her. “That’s true.. however, if you want me to stop, you’re gonna have to try! Surely you can’t be THAT sensitive.” Yin chuckled, looking down at the golden retriever. “Besides, we both know you like this.”

“I do not——!” Elijah started before getting interrupted.

“Anyway..” Yin interrupted, grabbing at Elijah’s sides, making the other squeal quietly. “Wahatch Ihit!” The golden retriever giggled hysterically, his tail wagging behind him.

“I barely did anything.” Yin giggled, her hands still placed on his sides. “Besides.. you’ll be really laughing in just a minute.” The girl smirked before grabbing his arms and pinning them above his head.

Elijah squeaked before quickly trying to pull his arms down. “D-dohon’t you dare.. Yasmin..” *He muttered before shrieking, bursting into hysterical laughter. “YAHAHASMIN!” The golden retriever squealed once Yin started scratching at his stomach, watching as his tail wagged furiously behind him. “STAHAHAHAP!!”

“Goodness, you really want this if you’re laughing already. It’s only been 10 seconds in of the 5 minutes I gave you.” Yin chuckled, continuing to scratch at his stomach.

“Oh well… more tickles for you!” The girl giggled, gently squeezing at his hips.

“IHIHI HAHATE YOHOU!” Elijah shrieked, kicking his legs furiously. “No you don’t, you’re much stronger than I am, you can easily get me off you.” Yin pointed out with a small smirk. “You and I both know you like this.”

“FUHUHUCK OHOHOFF! IHI DOHO NOHOT!” Elijah protested, his laughter getting much louder the more Yin put more pressure on his hips. “LEHEHET MEHE GOHO!”

The ravenette giggled as she looked down at her golden retriever friend. “I’ll let you go… eventually. It’s curing my boredom at least, and it’s giving me and you entertainment.”

“IHIHI’M DYHYHYING!”

“No you’re not. You’re breathing, aren’t you?”

“IHIHIT’S FIHIGURE OHOF SPEHEHEECH!”

“I know that! But if you’re breathing, you’re not dying. You’re just way more sensitive than I remembered.” Yin smiled a bit as she stared down at Elijah. “Besides, you like it. Look at how much your tail is wagging.”

“IHIHIT’S AHA TRAHAITOR!” Elijah let out a giggly whine, his tail wagging much faster.

Yin giggled softly as she let go of Elijah’s arms, gently drilling her thumbs into his hips, the golden retriever screaming before falling back into loud laughter.

There was a lot of laughter that day. Not that Yin and Elijah minded. At least they cured their boredom and had fun together! That’s all that matters.

[storiesofsvu]

uhhhh... yeah

criminal minds evo thought

Christ

It took til nearly 4:30 am for it to be uploaded to the links I have and I am TIRED so excuse me if I tire out early or if I don’t commentary the whole ep.

Im also hungry af.

This was a terrible idea LOL

The system jade and Damian had honestly fucking slaps. Like, it was do or die. They both knew that there would be red dots around the scene from the other guns and that at his feet could easily be the sign of “im watching” and him signalling killed me

How tf did this trooper recognize her from her fucking driver’s but not in person???

Ooookay, here’s number five?

I get the whole attorney client privilege but these seems VERY dramatic and not realistic but what do I know? Lol I only watch crime shows

Jill: “I only kissed you to distract you” LOL

Emily’s little super light gray highlight right passed her pangs on her right kills me every time.

Rebecca is SERVING this season, she’s SO good.

A spencer mention!!! The girlies will be happy

Fuck I just remembered this is the second last ep and some heavy shit is likely gonna happen. Fuck..

Gouged out his EYES!!?? Jfc

Tara… pls stop talking w your hands, its incredibly distracting…

Honestly.. im here for the tyler Emily partnership this season

A bunker… interesting.. OHHH it’s the bunker with all the bau info!

Jill’s so fucking hot. Like, desperate housewives felicity was one thing but milf dr felicity is something ELSE

Elias is such a good liar and incredible character/actor, no matter how much we hate him

Okay, im not gonna lie, I really like tyler, esp now that his entire personality isn’t revolving around being garcia’s interest

Oh GOD emily’s in the red shirt…. If it’s a long sleeve then that’s the one we’ve seen from the promo pic of her looking like shes been attacked (not that we weren’t expecting it for this ep)

Man I was REALLY hoping for an “agent…” after that prick was all “ms prentiss”

Not Emily sitting like a lesbian yet again

Im REALLY happy with the way Rebecca has been involved in this season and how she’s slowly not like, switching sides, but like, giving more info and intel into the bau and trusting them more and giving them more info. Also Nicole is acting her ASS of this season and I LOVE it

Is this cult leader kinda hot or is it just my fucking daddy issues? LOL

Ohhhh THAT is a military stance from the other girl. She’s literally fully controlled.

WELL FUCK

Oh god now jades questioning things, girl don’t do that he gonna kill you

How and why did her hair go from a ponytail to down in one minute? Woof continuity error

SIXTEEN?? That girl looked at LEAST twenty. (which like I get, cause actors but like fuck)

DAMN okay, trigger warning for this ep, sexual assault. Its not super graphic but like, could still use the warning.

I dunno if its highlight or moonlight on jade’s cheekbones but DAMN I want it

Im honestly loving the whole having a lawyer working with the team, like, seeing them having to wait for warrants helps me little legal thinking brain. HOWEVER. its only cause I like Rebecca, I do really like how old cm was where we never had to deal with legal shit

WHY ARE THEY FUCKING KISSING AGAIN JFC NOOO

Okay ,tyler going into the field stresses me out. Cause like, I like him now, pls don’t kill him

This is gonna be one hell of a fucking cliffhanger isn’t it?

I know jade is an unsub but I am ROOTING FOR HER!

“unit chief Emily prentiss” SERVING FUCKING CUNT.

I don’t care that they were held at the gates, she served cunt

NOT JADE SACRIFICING HERSELF!

LOL Rebecca being all “please don’t stir the fire”

WE CANT TELL EMILY NOT TO DO SOMETHING, HAVENT WE LEARNT THIS

“this seems familiar..” “what like a cult leader threatening”

AS IF THAT HASN’T HAPPENED TO EMILY HERSELF BEFORE COME ON

CAN WE NOT DO THIS AGAIN

“go ahead and shoot me”

EMILY DON’T FUCKIGN TEMPT THEM

SERVING CUUUUNTTT

IM SORRY IS JADE SETTING OFF FUCKING BOMBS?! Fuucckk

  this is giving minimal loss

they COULDN’T even give us a little like.. explosion of half the building?? They just cut it there?? Christ. Okay so why tf did everyone have their vests on still except em?? Ugh

fuck okay fine, its so late. See y’all next week.

[mybiasisexo]

Thanks for humoring my rant lol.

Tho, it rly is so confusing. Like where was this energy when ppl were literally sitting outside SME protesting to have Jongdae removed from the group, simply because he was married? Or when Chanyeol had his scandal back in 2020? (Tbh that scandal was just ridiculous, the “evidence” was just laughable 😅.)

SM is just the worst when it comes to pr and management. Like rly they are. At a point, they just let the clout from their groups do all the work and just sit there and watch. I seriously believe that exo could’ve even more successful than they are now. Like doing the Olympic closing ceremony and then a possible invitation to perform at Coachella? That was the perfect recipe for a westward expansion! (Tho we would have fix the weird gaps b/w Countdown and DMUMT, and then obsession ofc)

Maybe it was because sm had tried with both BoA and SNSD (their two biggest acts at the time) to break into the western markets and both didn’t pan out like they wanted, so they gave up on the idea. But when they realized the time was right, exo was about to their military service, so they moved onto NCT 127 and then SuperM. Tho, I’m probably giving them way too much credit lmao. 🤣

If you’re interested, I may or may not made an alternative version of exos career if things went (nearly) perfectly for them, esp without military enlistments and political tensions in the way. Lmk, and I’ll send u the link!

yeah they were SILENT for both of those. just threw our boys right into the wolves den smh. and those werent even like serious allegations 😭😭 not to mention both chen and chanyeol are still dealing with the aftermath of those!!! knetz cant stand their asses 😀🔪

i think sm really just didnt want exo in the west. theyre target was always asia, so theyve put more focus in china and japan with them. which is a shame bc, well, im in america!!!!! its true tho that if sm had nurtured it, they wouldve been huge in the west, they already had the demand and the clout. i remember them going toe-to-toe with one direction back in '13. ONE DIRECTION!!!! and it was neck and neck, like they really couldve been as big as b*s here. but honestly??? im glad that didnt happen. cause idk if i could handle this fandom if it were at that level lol. tho omggg if they had gone to coachella i wouldve acted a straight FOOL. again, a crisis averted for me 😇. tho ill never forgive them for never coming back to the states. esp bc they stopped coming when i told myself i was going to go no matter what hahahHA....😭

ooh! i would love that link thank you! i wanna see what you think wouldve happened bc i too am curious of the trajectory of their career had their company not gotten in their way

[am-i-sans]

A not so long ago story, perhaps underground in some sort of fashion-

"OWW!! That hurts!" a young deer girl by the name of Noelle collapses, tripping over sharp and rugged debris.

"Noelle, dodge!" a young bird boy by the name of Berdly places himself firmly in front of Noelle, using himself as a monster shield.

A fierce battle is taking place. Halls stretching forever, magic bullets forming left and right. A strange entity closing any and all exits.

As they find themselves backed into a corner, hope arrives. A familiar blasting sound echoes the hall as a bizarre entity retreats.

"W-Whoa.."

"You kids ok?"

*sniff* "I wanna go home..."

"...me too kid. stay by me ok? ill get ya outta here."

"But...but how can you even say that?! That thing....this place...this is my fault. Were gonna die here and its all my fault..."

"B-berdly, dont say that! I...i went with you...i thought it was gonna be a fun idea..."

"now stop that. no ones gonna die. as long as im here, your gonna get home, capiche?"

Hes not listening... Berdly begins pacing, slamming his fists into his head in rage.

"Stupid stupid stupid! My dad was right, im just a moron!"

"Berdly?!"

"What? Its true...i cant make smart decisions...all i do is get people hurt!"

*You hear more sniffling*

"I told kris i was gonna be stupid, and i thought i couldnt get any dumber, but all i do is cause problems! I couldnt even save you Noelle! And now were in hell and your hurt an-"

*You hear a hiccup* "...Your not stupid."

*sniffs*

"You arent...cause if your stupid, then im even dumber for letting you feel like this...im sorry for being so weak... for being in your way...."

"ah geez. look kids, theres 2 people in this world: those that learn, and those that dont. it has nothing to do with being smart or being in the way."

He waves his hand over Noelle's leg, healing it.

"im learning things all the time. its great, really. and you just wanted to learn about my home. thats not a bad thing."

"B-But were stuck here!"

"says who? look, you made sure to grab your friend and run, right? that aint dumb."

"But i tripped and got hurt, and he got shot protecting me!"

"that just makes him a good friend. look, sometimes...bad things happen. whats important is how you deal with it."

Sans scratches his head. Hes not used to this whole thing yet.

"listen, you guys did great keeping yourselves alive. its ok to be upset and afraid. but you cant lose hope ok?"

Berdly helps Noelle stand, but they both still look frazzled.

"Were...just not strong like you guys..."

"Susie...Kris...their so strong...all we do is...drag them down..."

". . . hey, you wanna see something?"

As sans stands back, he pulls out a small rugged rock from his pocket and hands it over.

"that right there, was my first strength. when monsters were sealed, we had nothing. no hope. but that rock, it came from that surface we lost. it may look small, but it can make a small spark. and thats all one needs to keep going."

he looks down the hall for a moment before gesturing.

"when i see kids like you, with a whole future waiting for them...that gives me hope. and your too young to give up. your friends dont think your weak, so you should believe in them, at least."

*faint sniffling echoes through the hall*

"U-umm...mr sans? Thanks..."

"heh no problem kid. now lets get going. everyones waiting for us."

"Umm...can you not...tell Susie about this?"

"hehe...sure."

As the 3 head round the corner, sans looks back down the hall, staring the entity in the face.

Its a tense look off for a moment, before he turns and leaves.

[thylacid]

I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM TO FIND YOUR ACCOUNT....... bristlefrost has been in my top five for EVER she is so very very dear to me. autism cat. kind of expanding on the other ask, what are your (most extensive) thoughts on bristle and root's relationship and the ways in which you'd change it (especially based on the lesbian gay man break-up post) and how would you go about giving her and implementing mummy issues w ivypool (definitely not mother of the year already.)?

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS hang on

starting off with bristleroot, my idea of their relationship is really messy. it starts out a bit similar to canon with how rootspring has a crush and whatever while bristlefrost is sorta just dealing with her own stuff (i'll get into this with the ivypool part of this post) but she does think fondly of rootspring since he was nice. its platonic though

it kinda gets a little crazy when shit starts going down in tbc though. rootspring joins the rebels and bristlefrost is more of an actual spy because she is under pressure by every major figure in her life to help stop the codebreakers . she is a teenager

bristlefrost needs something to get the rebels to trust her. she's a big deal in thunderclan at this point and recognized by most as one of bramblestars supporters, which makes it hard for her to suddenly show up at bramblestar hate club. so she uses rootspring's crush on her against him and pretends she feels the same way

things go "well". bristlefrost is, of course, lying to rootspring. but she does actually start to get along with him and its become a chance to bond. she just wished that rootspring wasn't her enemy

eventually word gets out about bristlefrost and rootspring. bramblestar is not happy and threatens exile, but bristlefrost assures him that she doesnt care about rootspring at all obviously!!! but bramblestar wants her to prove it. so bristlefrost betrays rootspring and they fight (DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

bristlefrost thinks its for the best. that she has to do these things. because otherwise shes nothing. she has a lot of very.. complicated feelings for her clan and the code

which leads into ivypool. ivypool is one of bramblestars biggest supporters. ivypool shares his beliefs that the codebreakers should be punished because shes still mad about dovewing leaving even though its been years

ivypool sort of just is??? shes not really a good mom but shes not a horrible awful evil mom shes just... there? its more that shes not a good person more than anything which is why she has made a negative impact on her daughter as she got older. she's.. fine? a bit distant, but both of bristlefrosts parents become a bit distant from her eventually (or more she becomes distant from them. and everyone)

ivypool is one of the people in bristlefrost's life pushing her to be more loyal to the clan. she's proud of bristlefrost for how dedicated she is to the clan when she becomes a warrior early. she's even more happy when shes promoted to deputy. idk

i havent really thought things through with ivypool i cant write sorryyyyyy. i like to think brisltefrost somehow befriends shadowsight and so the two of them kinda get involved in ivypool & dovewings whole . deal

[jackienautism]

i rant about resident evil and their writing / inclusion of the girls.

i jsut want 2 girls to go on their fucked up little adventures together is that too much to ask

i finally got to the halfway point of code veronica X and GODDDD i fucking knew they were gonna do this goddamn shit w/ steve and claire. i knew from the goddamn beginning even if i didnt want to admoit it...... residetn evil just cant be normal w/ a girl being paired w/ a guy. they just fucking cant

i understand that this is seen more among the older games (ashley + leon from re4 as well) and i cant speak for the og re3 nemesis but the way they wrote carlos and jill? its just.... why make these male characters say such bizarre and degrading and just ? nasty comments towards the female protag? do you really expecvt us to root for them? i just dont fcuking undeerstand, and this occurs in a remake too! they didnt bother to maybe just maaaybe take that bulllshit out. because jill's uncomfortable. IM uncomfortable. its just. godddd who the fuck caaaares STOP THIS TROPE

you see this same thing w/ steve and claire.... not oonly is steve incredibly fucking annoying the first second we meet him, he also continually acts as a nuisance towards her for a good quarter of the game. yeah sure theyre just building up to the Ground Breaking Emo backstory drop later, but. you already made me fucking hate this loser so goddamn much meaning im not gonna give a single shit about his development later. I JUST DONT CARE FOR HIM !!!!!! THEM MAKING HIM SO ANNOYINH RUINED ANY CHANCE OF ME CHANGING MY MIDN LATER.......

and GOD havent even mentioned this yet but. when i saw the little preview thing w/ the 3 characters w/ claire + chris i saw [steve] and went.... [eyeballs] hello whos this? long story short i thoiught he was a butch lesbian and i got SO excite d b c residtn ebil has yet to pair a girl up w/ anothner girl around the same age but noooooo instead i got this pathetic loser of a man (derogatory). the closest we have to 2 girls being fucked up together is mia and zoe in re7. but thats like. mainly a side thing. and mia isnt even the protag so

which leads me to the next thng i wanted to talk about. i think mnmen are super cool ofc and i hate to be that Bitch and pull that Card but good freaking god why must there be a man FOR EVERY SINGLE FEMALE CHARACTER IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN SERIES...... andit woudlnt be huge deal if they were noraml w/ these pairings but theyre NOT..... THEY MAKE IT WEIRD EVERY SINGLE TIME..... STEVE LITERALLY ALMOST KISSES CLAIRE WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP........ CARLOS CONSISTENTLY MAKES UNNECESSARILY WEIRD COMMENTS TOWARD JILL......... ASHLEY RANDOMLY AWSKS FOR SEX AT THE END OF RE4............ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AOBUT? good for ashley for shooting her shot i guess though but considering yhe game's previous comments towards ashleu and her figure.... it was blatantly put in to sexualize her furtyher

maybe its thr lesbian in me popping out maybe its the aromantic in me popping out WHO KNOWS all i know is that. resident evil makes me very upset sometimes dflkgnjg i love the games i love the characters (esp the girls big surprise i know) but jesus christ. somethings i just can't ignore. and this is cerrtainly one of them. a girl just can't exist out of a guy according to capcom. and that sort of idea is suuuper evident in how they portray and include their women. you could have a girl protag (re3, recv etc) but theres always a 99% chance theres gonna be a man tagging along + continually saving their asses and theres almost alwaysa an even HIGHER chance that theyre meant to be seen as a romantic interest! and its exhausting@!!!!!

long story short . i get im not resident evil's target audience . but im still gonna be pissed and annoyed . the girls deserve better .

im def gonna have to go more in depth abt resident evil and their writing of relationships (or lack thereof) some other time but just for now. the best written ones are claire + sherry and mia + ethan goodbye

[figula]

ok so: another friend drama recap post

i've known this woman, we'll call her Claire, since i was 17 + she was about 25. the other members of the group are ana: (2y older than me) and our parisian friend who we'll call Dora (I wanna say like 1y older than me). anyway suffice to say we've all been friends for over 10y, not just online but irl as well. (WE MET ON LIVEJOURNAL! yes even ana and i met on livejournal) ages not really important other than to make it even more baffling lol

anyway claire has been v weird and unstable for a few years now, i want to be charitable and say it is potentially a reaction to the collective trauma of covid (and also she's had a HORRIFIC few years personally - a lot of death) but i don't know how to deal w/ her at all anymore like i know she's struggling a lot but like i cannot deal with it, it's just maddening

all she really does is infodump about her current fandoms that NOBODY ELSE IN THE GROUP HAS ANY INTEREST IN WHATSOEVER interspersed with these wildly disturbing one-off sentences like "oh i think my wife lost the baby" like. (she hadn't btw) the emotional whiplash from going from her angrily screenshotting comments on her fanfiction that she agree with to talking about the horrific shit going on in her life just makes it so difficult to talk to her + also i cannot pretend to give a shit about k-dramas ive never seen like... i literally just cant lol. so i tend to just ignore the group chat + leave ana + dora to deal with it. (ana mildly resents me for this but my position is they dont have to deal w/ it either and social consequences for being totally unbearable is not the worst thing)

anyway so i think i mentioned this before but a few weeks ago she mentioned taking herself (chronically ill) + her pregnant wife to paris at the beginning of december. on public transport. like i know no one gives a shit about covid anymore but long-term disability from it is really a gamble for the healthiest of people let alone people w/ her problems. they've both also had it before + negative outcomes do seem to stack the more infections you have

she brought this up, i could not stop myself from politely saying i thought this was a dreadful idea, ana backed me up and i also got a DM from dora thanking me for saying something (dora had previously told her not to come but didn't feel comfortable having th esame conversation a second time)

SHE HAS NOT SPOKEN TO US SINCE. she's privately started DMing all her hyperfixation bullshit to dora instead of the group chat + dora is like idk wtf to do with this either lol. like she's literally just totally stopped talking to me and ana AT ALL bc we politely told her we were worried for her health if she went to a huge city in the middle of winter LMAOOO like i know age / emotional maturity don't go together but like can you fucking believe she's nearly 40 + this was enough to apparently tank a 10y+ friendship???

if i wasn't already pretty much done w/ the friendship id be v hurt + offended that being like "hey we'd rather you didn't put yourself at risk here" was apparently evil enough to just totally cut off

[ninjabelle]

Ok sad post incoming tw I guess

So my cat is 16 and shes probably going to die soon cause she most likelrt has cancer and its caused a tumor and its growing too big and now I have to make this horrfying choice of putting her down or leaving it alone or expensive surgery that cant save her and tomorrow im calling for the options and I know what my vets gonna say already cause hes like very no nonsense but I cant deal with it at all because I got her when I was 15 so ive lived longer with her than without her she is my COMPANION and i can't say goodbye again I cant do eutanasia again but I HAVE TO and I know I do cause I don't want her to be in pain and face this undignified cruel end of life but im so fucking triggered cause its mom.all over again and IM gonna be a mom in like 3 weeks so heavily pregnant and super emotional and burned out and I just wanna curl up on the couch with Muppet and just have everything be okay but I cant fix it and I just wanna cryyyyyy

man this sucks

Like you have no idea how this tiny cat has pulled me through every hardship in my life ever she is my emotional support beast my furry grief counselor my family... shes everything to.me. and if that sounds insane sorry you never had a bond w a pet like that I guess

anyone please pleasr pray there is some sort of non invasive surgery they can do to remove the lump buying her some time of comfort before it all ends, so she can meet my baby and I can let her go gracefully when its the time

Dont let her slip from my hands like this when im not ready to let go

I did that once and it almost killed me

I cant do it again god and shes still got lifee left I wouldnt even panic like this if she really was at deaths door but shes not, not yet

Please someone give me advice if youve been there cause im.so conflicted rn I m never gonna stop crying and shes not even gone yet... please

[missmeinyourbones]

Hiiiii, I loved your dad!Armin headcanons! If you feel like writing about it, what do you think Armin would be like while his s/o is pregnant? And how would he react to labor and delivery, would he be one of those dads that passes out in the delivery room or nah??

i loved this idea so much that i turned it into a whole ass thing for all of the aot guys lol <3 these are just a few silly lil hcs of how they would be when expecting a baby / how they would act w a pregnant partner

armin buys every single book on parenting: caring for ur pregnant partner, best methods for birth, essentials to have when preparing for a baby, etc. he is COMMITTED to the bit. i don’t see him being super protective or anything, more so attentive to you and ur needs. like he’s constantly asking you if he can do anything to make u more comfortable or get you anything you need!!! he is just super excited and wants to be prepared for everything. has like 11 diaper bags

eren uses ur pregnancy as an excuse for everything LOL his work is like hey can you come in today and cover someone’s shift??? he’s like no sorry i have a baby on the way 🤒🤒🤒 someone cuts you guys off in traffic and he’s like “literally why would they do that … ur pregnant ….” as if everyone on the planet knows??? LIKEEE he thinks the earth orbits you and not the sun just bc ur expecting. also constantly brags to his friends about how he’s gonna be a dad before all of them :/

jean isn’t letting you lift a damn finger, to the point where it’s almost frustrating. very observant of you and ur needs. you reach to grab something and hes dead serious like “stop reaching for stuff 😐 let me do it” when he was literally 3 rooms away. you go to shower alone for a literal second and he’s jumping in like lemme wash ur hair i don’t want u lifting ur arms up 😟 😟 😟 …. HUH ???? he means so well but baby lemme breathe ur playing w ur life rn <3

connie does that thing where he’s like “you know i would carry and deliver the baby for you if i could, right :/” and it’s a cute thought but ur feet are throbbing and ur back is breaking and ur like yeah yeah sure u would :/ his heart breaks when you say ur scared to deliver ur baby :/ then you say the comparison is like “pushing a watermelon out of a lemon” and he almost passes out at the thought of it 

levi knows to shut the fuck up LOL this man is reading the room before you even breathe. he knows exactly when and why ur gonna be grouchy or overly emotional, he knows just what snacks to get and when you start to get sick of them. you wake him up in the middle of the night and he already has his shoes by the side of the bed incase he has to leave to get you something. he deals with the whole process so well its actually a lil scary ur like .... have u done this before 🤨🤨🤨

reiner is .... petrified LOL poor baby is so scared hes watching youtube tutorials on how to change a diaper as soon as your pregnancy test comes back positive. hes caressing ur baby bump and then crying at the thought of ur baby growing up too fast (when theyre not even born yet???) then he feels bad bc “youre carrying our child and im the one who is crying” 😭 give him a hug please and maybe a xanax

porco is clueless. theres not a thought going on behind those eyes. youre making a list of potential baby shower gifts to ask for and ur like “hey do we have a crib yet?” and hes like “why tf do we need a crib? the baby can sleep in the bed with us?” and ur like fuck no it cant and hes like “ok ok ur right, it can sleep on the couch” :/ and he’s dead serious too. you ask him for a weird food combo like pickles and peanut butter and hes so deadpan like “you know thats raunchy, right?” 😕 he has a death wish fr 

[daughterofdrearburh]

I am always into the supernatural aus—anything in particular that your brain is begging to share with the class? 👀

omg. Hl!!! i have literally been thinking about this ask nonstop for like. two days. ur my new favorite person.

i'm gonna start with my train of thought about the actual narrative arc here so that ppl can skip over if they find it boring LMFAO but. without spoilering too much obvi the point is for robin & nance to get together despite the odds and the more i think about it the more i want to explore…. how the repression of these new monstrous traits would reflect the repression of gay feelings/identity in 80s rural indiana. and especially considering the difference between rob & nancy's monster forms…. like the idea that nancy can actually function well as a vampire because she's so familiar with the idea of showing the world a very curated face while robin, who already struggles with “toning it down” and fitting in, now forever hosts a creature that is considered by the world to be ugly and uncontrollable despite her best efforts to NOT act according to her nature. THE DIFFERENT METHODS OF HIDING IN THE CLOSET!! THE DICHOTOMY!!!!! and i am also interested the confusion that I imagine would come w trying to navigate the formation of a relationship with someone who is fundamentally changing even as you are getting to know each other. to be falling in love with someone WHILE they develop traits that will change them irrevocably?? having to really think about whether you’re in love with the human parts or the monster parts?? not knowing where one ends and the other begins? AND ALL THIS KNOWING IN UR HEART IT WOULD JUST BE EASIER TO LEAVE BUT YOU CANT BRING YOURSELF TO?????? i’m feral. also if anyone read this far i am in love with you

okay (still panting) random headcanons

- once rob gets a handle on transforming she’ll go woof mode just to give nancy the best snuggles

- she also is now extremely invested in any sports that involve balls being thrown. has to be dragged away from tennis courts regularly

- tbh vamp nancy gives me very elinor from first kill vibes as in she would feed off random men at clubs for sure

- rob comes to be her guard dog OBVIOUSLY

- the only downside to this system is that once in a while nancy accidentally picks on someone who is absolutely Rolling and comes home insanely high and distraught and has to be babied until it wears off

- obviously there is a lot of Biting in the bedroom. no further comment

- actually at some point they figure out how to have nancy feed from and [redacted] robin at the same time which i’m sure feels like being on ecstasy especially because robin is now a Certified Whimperer and has to be [i am dragged forcibly out of the room]

- i feel like long term they develop more of a santa clarita diet style of dealing with things? nancy does all the dirty work and rob keeps an eye out and cleans up and when they do actually have a steady supply of blood nancy starts making smoothies and cocktails and shit out of it because she still has Manners

THIS WAS SOSOSO FUN TO ANSWER omggg thank you for stopping in!! tell me your supernatural thoughts too pls i’m so interested. also always down to hear more people’s takes on this dynamic and anything ppl wanna see me write!!!

[northern-passage]

hello!!! i wanted to ask if u have a more detailed description (or just general inspo) for clems og outfit, particularly the dress and the corset?? i remember seeing a few asks abt their jacket a while back but not the rest of the fit but i might have just missed it🙈 and im sorry you have to deal w ppl being freaks abt them but i wanted to say that even though ive been id'ing as nb for a few years now your dedication to sticking to 'clems just being clem' in response to ppl fishing for their agab really helped me come to terms w the idea that i cant stop thinking abt whether i look masc or femme and instead just. be. consider this my love letter to you, dear author, and the characters you have created that now consume my every waking moment. oh. also. whats clementine's opinion on clementines

yeah i answered something before and showed their original "concept" art

this design is super basic though simply because i lack the drawing ability to really draw clem's clothes.

also i've learned that the bodice piece they're wearing is more like a serbian jelek than a corset:

though the embellishments on clem's are black embroidery on black fabric so it's not obvious unless you're looking very closely. i probably won't change the description in game or anything but this is exactly the kind of thing i was envisioning for their clothing when i designed them but, again, i lack the drawing ability, and ended up changing it, hahaha.

as for their dress, it's pretty plain, it's just a white dress that's tailored at their waist and the collar is meant to look similar to this, though it rises higher on their neck:

they also have the little gold ribbon they tied around the neck, too. also their dress buttons up the back, with the buttons stopping about halfway down.

and for the jacket, i kinda like all the different takes people have had with it, it's cool to see what people come up with. the jacket started out as a royal purple duster, but has been completely remade and is unrecognizable with what clementine has done to it.

i like to think they have one sleeve that looks something like this:

something like this on the back:

the embroidery is mainly gold but there are some other colors, too, and there are patches of various shades of purple, pink, and blue sewn in. the embroidery is particularly focused on their sleeves and the bottom of the jacket but there is some along the lapels and shoulders, too, and the bells are placed in a similar manner.

if you're familiar with critical role, it was mollymauk's jacket that kinda inspired clementine's, and this is how crazy his jacket looks:

unlike mollymauk, though, clem's is a bit more.... unrefined? like a lot of their embroidery is covering up patches and there are some spots where it's completely different fabric because they were just patching a tear or something and there will be random patterns and textures - it's not purposefully designed like mollymauk's is.

i like letting people go wild because honestly the jacket can be as ridiculous as you can imagine, hahaha. i don't really have any direct references, just lots of pretty embroidery and fabrics saved on pinterest, but hopefully this will give you more of an idea.

as for clem and clementines, i think they would like them :-) they would like peeling it and sharing it with people.

and thank you so much for the kind words 🥺 it really means a lot 💗

[levisgirll]

Hey! :] can I request erwin or levi having a younger sister who dates armin, Eren, Jean, Connie, Hange?? Headcanons pls!! :)) pls take ur time<8

𝙇𝙚𝙫𝙞 𝘼𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣'𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙎𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨

text: Hi there! Thanks for sending me a request🥺 ♥♥♥ This is such a cute idea and I love it! I decided to go with Levi having a younger sister instead if that's alright c: (if you want another one with Erwin, please let me know!) I also hope you have a nice day <3

synopsis: Levi Ackerman is a guy who would worry a lot about his little sister, and actually get scared for her whenever she is reckless, or gets herself hurt either emotionally or physically and if someone did that to her, consider them dead- but he would be just a good big brother to her and a bit an overprotector cause of the past they have shared and he wants to make sure there is no harm to her. So, when she decides to date one of the scouts, this is where he gets worried and concerned, he starts to watch every move of the person she is dating and will interrogate them, he won't care if its someone he knows, he will make sure they have no bad intentions with his little sister and he would give them his cold and strict glare 24/7 (also he would tease her a lot while she is dating them-).

fluff, comedy, aot world, headcanons ♡ —

𝗘𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿

When Levi found out his little sister was dating Eren, he was quite shocked to be honest and he had to go find her and actually confirm and hear it from her. “Are you actually dating that Kid? Fucking Yeager really?” He would say as he crossed his arms and was giving his little sister one of his looks, where it was him wanting answers from her now.

“W-What about it?” She said nervously, and looked away. ‘Shit, how did he find out?’ She would wonder as she looked around to find an escape route. She would always do that when she knows her big brother is going to give her one of those long lectures. “You are not going anywhere young lady. You are gonna stay here and tell me how the fuck you both started to date.” Now she is trapped.

When Eren found out that the person he was dating is Levi’s little sister, he was scared as fuck. He was worried that Levi would appear out of nowhere and beat him since he is dating his little sister. “Oh my god, Is your big brother going to kill me cause I am dating you?!” He would say and as he held on both of your shoulders and his eyes would wide, he was actually nervous and scared. “No, Don't worry. As long as you are with me, you are fine! He wont dare lay a finger on you.”

Then Levi appeared out of nowhere, “Oh hell yea I will if you mess with my sister, and make a one meter distance from her shithead. I don't want her to catch your germs.”

His little sister then would turn at him and give him a glare, “Levi, stop it.” She would say and give out a long sigh. 

Whenever his little sister comes back from a date with Eren, she would go see her big brother Levi to see how he is doing and he would say to her with a glare. “You were with him, Hm? You’re filthy now, go shower.” His sister would give out a long sigh and tsk at him while leaving his office, she knows Levi says that on purpose cause he started to tease her more ever since she started dating Eren!

Levi would watch and look after his little sister even more when she started dating Eren, because he found him a bit fishy. “Hey, you sure about this?” He would say one evening as they were drinking tea and he sounded serious, Levi would then give her a big brother/sibling talk.

Eren would always wait for you either when you are cleaning, training or in a meeting and Levi would think he was stalking you and following you at first. “What do u think u are doing following MY little sister? You are so fucked kid.” Levi would say approaching Eren, and he was ready to beat him up again. “LEVI WAIT- that’s the guy I am dating now!” Levi would suddenly stop, and turn around with a surprised expression looking at his little sister “Seriously...”

Once, just once, Eren made Levi’s little sister tear up and Levi did not leave him at all that day and was looking for him. He ruined his life that day. Levi’s little sister teared up cause she got ready to go out with Eren, but Eren somehow forgot and stood her out!  Would be scared to make her cry again, cause he doesn’t want to get beaten up by Levi.

She would tease Eren sometimes. Like, “Hey Eren can you do this for me now?”. “No I need to train, not now!”  he would say and he was approaching the training area, “Hmm…okay I’ll go ask Levi instead” Eren stopped from his tracks, and turned around quickly towards her. “W-WAIT! Actually I can make some time.” This would always make her giggle.

Levi would actually find Eren annoying once Eren started to date Levi’s little sister. “I think he has a thing towards us.” Levi would say to his sister as they both looked outside from his office window and looking at Eren who was searching for Levi and his little sister. “He chases around me, and is dating you, why can’t he just leave us alone...Ugh”.

𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗷𝗶 𝗭𝗼𝗲

They know Levi worries a lot about his little sister, as she is the only one left who is family to him. So Hanji would update Levi about his little sister from time to time, especially after a date. “Heyyy Levi! Just letting you know that she is doing well and finished her work early today!” Hanji would say cheerfully, and Levi just knows that they had just seen his little sister. But, this gives him a relief to know at least that she is doing well as he is quite busy sometimes to check on her.

Would help his little sister to convince her brother with things. “Don’t worry, I can talk to Levi for you babe!”. Hanji would say with a big smile and a light blush would appear in their cheeks, they want her to depend on Hanji.

“Oi, Don’t send Hanji to me again. I cant even shut them up now ever since you are going out with them.” Levi would say as he gave out a long sigh, defeated by Hanji as he let them win with whatever they were trying to convince him. Hanji would not give up and wants to impress his little sister!

Hanji would be good at lying to help Levi’s little sister out just incase she tried to skip something such as cleaning or some training lessons, and Levi would actually fall for it sometimes.

His little sister and Hanji are loud and squeal a lot, it would Levi go mad and yell out at the both of them to shut up, but Hanji would think he is joining their squeals. “Oh my god....Levi finally joined us!” But, his little sister would go to Hanji and whisper to them “Um…I think he’s mad.”

Literally anything his little sister asks Hanji to do something, they get so happy and hyped up. And Levi sees that and actually finds them both cute, he would also appreciate how Hanji is willing to do anything for her and that makes him glad.

If he sees his little sister really down one day, he would see Hanji trying their best to boost her energy up, and Levi would really admire that about Hanji, making his lil sis happy <3

𝗝𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗞𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻

Levi would definitely intimidate Jean, just to test him (He lowkey thought Jean was a fuckboy) and this would piss his pants.

Whenever Levi passes by his little sister and Jean. Jean would salute to him quickly like an idiot. And to just rub it on his face so Levi can scare him more, Levi would say “Jean, You are not causing trouble to my little sister right?”.

Jean: “N-No Captain!!”

Levi: “Hm, better be.”

“Yo....Your brother is scary. Does he hate me?!” Jean would say, full of concern in his tone as they both looked at Levi who was giving out orders for everyone. “Um...You kinda annoy him to be honest.” She would say as Jean looked down with a sad look. “B-But don't worry! He’s just like that in the beginning.”

Jean can’t believe the sweet, cool and lovely girl he is dating is related to Levi. He had to even make sure and see if their last names matched!

“I-Is your brother here today??” Jean would say to her as he looked around, making sure he wasn't near as they were both alone in the stable. He wanted to give a kiss to her cheeks but he was scared as hell if Levi appeared out of nowhere. “It’s either now or never Kirstein.” 

Jean would try to do more tasks and try and to impress Levi just a bit. He would show him his ODM gear skills, and the only thing he got from Levi is saying “You’re an idiot.” and he would give him a stoic expression and walk away. “Huh..” Jean said as he was left all alone in the training area. Although, Levi did appreciate his hard work.

Levi would seem to like Jean later on as he was observing how he was treating his little sister and it would be with respect, love and even respecting her boundaries and Levi found the guy good, but won’t admit it.

Finds it amusing how he gets a small gift for Levi’s little sister every time whenever he went out to town, “Okay, he got taste.”

He also likes Jean because he found out he is hygienic and clean, and how he always presents himself clean and tidy, with a nice outfit every time he goes on a date with his sister during the weekend. “She’s in her bedroom, she will come for you soon.” Levi would say as he opened the door for Jean to enter their small house and Jean would stand like a stickman, too afraid to do anything that would upset Levi. “Hey brat, are you alright?”. It lowkey made Levi chuckle, and Jean thought this was it for him when he heard his small laugh.

𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗦𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿

Levi got now, two idiots to deal with. His sister and Connie, who would always bother him with stuff and their stupid games they keep telling Levi to join.

They actually do a lot of pranks on Levi, most of it is Connie’s idea and Levi’s little sister would agree with them and try to do it. But if they get caught, Connie would take the blame and when he does that and Levi sees how he would never bring his sister involved he would just let it slide.

Levi actually likes him, because he makes his little sister laugh a lot with his jokes, and Connie always tries his best to make sure he does that at least once everyday. He would say the most random things and she would laugh and Levi would look at her and think ‘That was not even funny...But, at least she is laughing.’ 

She would get in trouble sometimes with Connie, and if Levi found out, Connie would immediately defend you and just babble about things that did not even make sense. This would make Levi be so confused and even get lost in track to what he was even saying at the beginning. His little sister would try and hold back her laughter. Levi would just sit there, give up with the conversation and say “You know what, Forget it. You both are dismissed.” After they left, Connie would say with a big smile “See! I told you I could convince him!” “Connie...You weren’t even- Nevermind.”

When Levi walks in the hallway and hears someone laughing, he would know it’s Connie making his sister laugh and he actually smiles about it. He would later come in after they finished laughing and talking (giving them some time) and Levi would say “Oi, idiots. Focus on your work.”

𝗔𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗿𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘁

Such a mature boy when he dates Levi’s little sister, and to be honest Levi would have no problem with him dating his little sister.

He’s also a softie and always makes sure he gives what his girl wants, and Levi appreciates that how he is willing to do his best for his little sister only.

Levi can tell before they were dating how Armin would always look at Levi’s little sister, admiring her beauty and character and Levi would think to himself ‘This kid is so lovestruck’

Levi would go to his sister later on and let her know that someone is interested in her, “Who is it!” She would say blushing and looking at Levi, waiting for a response. “Hm...You will find out soon. I think he will ask you out.” Levi would say as he flipped through the papers he had. “Oh come on tell me big bro!!!” Levi liked teasing his sister and he would then say “Okay...I will tell you if you bring me some tea.” And, even after she does that Levi wouldn’t say it and she would want to beat him up.

During missions, he trusts Armin to be with his little sister since he knows he will protect her and have her back while he is away.

Armin wants to prove to Levi that he is capable of taking care of his little sister too! And he would risk his life for her, Levi knowing that would go up to Armin and say “That’s nice and all, but use your brain and don’t die. Besides...that would make my little sister sad and I wont forgive you if you do that.” That was the only time Levi was real and showed his way of trust to Armin, and that made him happy.

When Levi goes to the library, he would spot his little sister with Armin being all lovey dovey as he wanted to go and grab a book. “Tch, what do you think you both are doing?” Levi had no idea that they were actually on a date and both of them were blushing and were shy. But, he lowkey found that adorable. Later on, his sister would yell at him at how he ruined her date and he would say “Yeah yeah....Sorry.”

Armin would ask Levi sometimes what his little sister likes such as food, her favorite jewelry, or literally anything and Levi would say while raising his eyebrows, “Ask her yourself brat.”

For special occasions he would go for Levi to ask what would he do to make his little sister super happy and Levi appreciates the thought. So, he somehow ends up telling him some ideas and it was a secret plan between them to surprise her.

Armin would ask Levi to train him to be stronger after he starts dating Levi’s little sister, so he can be strong and protect her. “You will never reach my level, but sure.” Levi would say teasing Armin and after every training session, Armin is knocked out, laying on the ground. “Levi!!! What did you do now?” His little sister would yell out running towards Armin who was on the ground, “What? The brat said he wanted me to train him.”

this was such a nice and fun idea and I liked how I made hc’s for other aot characters so thanks for the request anon!! let me know if you liked it and if anyone else did let me know by leaving a like or a reblog! Have a great day and I hope this somehow cheered anyone up! <3