#STILL CRAVE VIOLENCE THO. PLEASE THROW THE FOXY AGAIN SO I CAN BREAK ITS NECK.
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Sir are you aware that referring to any terrier as a terror is just factually correct. They're just Like That
#My favorite is the Jacked Russell Terror#No genuinely I mean this with all the love in my heart#If you turned Doomguy into a dog he would be a terrier#Terriers have only three modes: love. Hedonism. Murder.#And tbh Murder is only outweighed by love and only because they're domesticated#A terrier will kick anyone's ass including their own#Having one involves devoting 50% of one's time convincing an incredibly adorable incredibly athletic incredibly small criminal#That no please you don't need to engage that megafauna in honorable combat. You don't need to beat up Guy Passing Us On A Walk.#The pizza delivery person is not insulting your warrior's honor by approaching our residence.#And every time there's a huff and an attitude like WELL IF YOU SAY SO. I'LL SPARE THEM FOR YOU MY DARLING.#STILL CRAVE VIOLENCE THO. PLEASE THROW THE FOXY AGAIN SO I CAN BREAK ITS NECK.
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