#SLAPS HIS HAND AWAY
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aroaceleovaldez · 7 months ago
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musical!Sally, book!Percy, movie!Grover, show!Annabeth my beloveds
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missazura · 3 months ago
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GET OUTTA OF HEREEEEEEEE
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source: https://x.com/yisusanimations/status/1832171983062122755
i keep getting videos of bill offering deals to the viewer and it mustve been like 5 of them so far. my guy you're so desperate for it
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extravagav · 7 months ago
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Ok we seriously need to see more sugishita love he's literally the funniest character 😭😭😭
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winchester-co · 20 days ago
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I might not be able to fix him, but I could stop him biting his nails
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sillyandquiteawkward · 30 days ago
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I need Jimmy to meet Grayson I need the kings of its not my fault to interact
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this is so funny they really are the its not my fault brothers smfh. i think greysons fine with enabling him (seeking solidarity, easily manipulated), but jimmy wouldnt enable grey back (superiority complex). and greyson might get fed up with jimmy really fast if hes mean to him and might kill him if he thinks hes a big enough threat. you love to see it.
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elodieunderglass · 5 months ago
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Palinode has made me cry twice today I love her so much and I need Laos to be so much kinder to his soul
This fic is beautiful
Putting in my guess that Bee is a crested Gecko, as I went to school with a girl who had them as ESAs and she could and did regularly hide them under her scarf to take to class. They just chill there.
Also very fast.
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(In reference to the his dark materials/dungeon meshi daemon au fic. Thank you! I am being flattened by dogs)
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torchstelechos · 4 months ago
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If I think about the fact that Siffrin got hit by almost every member of the party Ill cry, no matter what happens Siffrin is always being hurt by their family and no one can do anything about it because Siffrin won't talk about it
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eyestrain-addict · 7 months ago
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Detail I never noticed about the "I'm from the undercity" scene
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Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
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steviesbicrisis · 2 years ago
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Eddie and half Italian Steve, Valentine's day edition
Steve: *reading a magazine, minding his own business*
Eddie: *jumps on his lap out of nowhere* BUON SAN VALLENTINO AMORRRI
Steve: *screams and pushes him off of his lap* who taught you that???
Eddie: *looking at him from the floor*... did I say a bad word?
Steve: yES
Eddie: mi dispiaci
Steve: *screeches*
Eddie: *out of italian words* carbonara?
Steve: ma cosa cazz-
["Buon San Valentino amore" just means happy Valentine's day, love. Steve is dramatic because he can't handle Eddie speaking Italian to him. Eddie knows, he asks Robin to teach him words because he loves to see Steve all flustered.]
[I made this just cause @hairstevington told me buon San Valentino today. I'm weak for people who talk in Italian to me okay????]
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limblesstar · 1 month ago
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penelope and odysseus' first date involved her ordering 40 oysters and then throwing up in the parking lot after. he fell in love instantly
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queenielacy · 3 months ago
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It’s not lost on me that Roman handed the contract to Cody. He basically admitted that he doesn’t have anyone else because you know if Roman could get Jimmy or Jey (or hell, even Sami) he would have. He had to put his pride aside and ask his enemy for help.
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shadystranger · 5 months ago
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something something dean's caresses are great violence, and his intensity is great tenderness (10x26)
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fisheito · 4 months ago
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hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy
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oh thanks! i could always use more spices-
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. what am i supposed to do with this.
#surrounded by henchmen (smaller Me's) i peer reproachfully into my inbox#2: ...get him pregnant?#*slaps 2 upside the head* you absolute GOON he's ALREADY pregnant we can't get him DOUBLE pregnant#2: well... why not? if creatures can have two uteri then i don't see why--#Me: *drags my hand down my face* yes i know but. just. dont#3: Picture this. your snake wife is so full and round (because who knows how many snakelets are in there)#3: one day he has to stop working much earlier than usual. u kno. cuz of the MASS. and he starts getting insecure about his body changes#3: so he touches his tummy . looks up at you with those big eyes and murmurs 'am i... unsightly like this?'#3: and u whisper reassurances to him while kissing his face#3: then u promptly rail him on the nearest comfortable surface to erase any doubt of him being unattractive#Me: ..............WHAT THE FUFK?#3: *shrugs aggressively while maintaining eye contact*#Me: NO. pregnancy isn't even our kink. why are we-#3: not YOUR kink maybe#Me: *incredulous stare* how the-- you know what . Go to the timeout zone. i'm not dealing with this today#4: the ask says 'snakumo' though. Wouldn't he be in snake form then...?#3: so? THIS CHANGES NOTHING.#Me: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#3: *rolls eyes and mutters while walking away*#5: who's greg?#4: dude you can't be serious. if WE know the meme then YOU know the meme#5: i'm serious. i haven't been online in 16 years#4: look. when you wonder if sex will hurt baby top of head-#Me: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS?#2: because we are currently engaged in a circle of ppl squicked by pregnancy... who must make pregnancy jokes#4: it's all about the joke potential ya see. gigglemaxxing#Me: *massaging my temples* i'm not ready to be a father. i never will be.#6: KNOCK HIM UP AND EAT HIS EGGS SO U CAN KNOCK HIM UP AGAIN. NO ONE SAID YOU HAVE TO BE A FATHER !#3: (muffled from a distance) HELL YEAH BROTHER#Me: SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bitternace · 11 months ago
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Any number? 23 and saïx :)
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couldn't count all the ways that i've died for you
[ID: a digital drawing of saix from kingdom hearts. He is shown from the hip up, his body in 3/4's and his face in profile. He is shadowed in warm tones. He has a neutral expression, and he's standing straight.
The background is transparent except for a circle that lays from the middle of his shoulders and upwards, with three sections that have a slightly bigger circumference where one to three, seven to eight, and eight to nine would be on a clock. All scenes are blue tones with a noise overlay. these three are all from saix's perspective.
In the first, there is a cloaked figure shown from the waist down, the tip end of young xehanort's keyblade leans forward and some of it goes out of bound, tiled floor as a background. The second one is saix's hand reaching for kingdom hearts. The third is his hand reaching towards Lea, who lies on the floor of radiant garden's lab.
The rest of the circumference is a labyrinth wall in keyblade's graveyard, with a harsh diagonal line of light on the upper half. Most of the circumference is lined black, except from nine to one o'clock, lined white. /End ID.]
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pxrxmoore · 8 months ago
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eddie forcefully keeping his hands in his pockets during the locker scene bc otherwise he’ll just be grabbing buck and holding on for dear life
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kittytiddycommittee · 6 months ago
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I know the "stepmom catching you jerking off" porn scenario is kind of tired at this point but you've got to admit it's a really solid concept.
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