#SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[centralpark1981]

[cursedfell]

( to atsushi ) ' i do not like anyone, you least of all, but if you must bore me with trivial questions i will return it. what is your favorite color ?'

atsushi  feels  a  chill  run  up  his  spine  at  akutagawa's  question,  the  contrast  between  the  simplicity  of  it  and  the  underlying  tension  in  the  air.  he  takes  a  moment  to�� gather  his  thoughts,  trying  to  push  past  the  unease.  with  a  faint,  tentative  smile,  he  decides  to  match  akutagawa’s  straightforwardness.

“i  guess...  it’s  green,”  atsushi  replies,  his  voice  steady  despite  the  chill.  “it  reminds  me  of  new  beginnings,  like  when  everything’s  alive  again  after  winter.”  he  glances  at  akutagawa,  searching  for  a  hint  of  reaction.

the  silence  stretches  out,  but  atsushi  doesn’t  back  down.  there’s  something  about  the  mundane  nature  of  the  question  that  feels  oddly  intimate,  like  they’re  stepping  out  of  their  roles  as  enemies  and  into  something  else—something  uncertain.

“i  know  it’s  not  as  cool  as  red,”  he  adds,  trying  to  inject  some  lightness  into  the  moment,  “but  it’s  hard  to  be  all  edgy  and  dark  when  you’re  constantly  surrounded  by  life,  right?”

[emet-selch-apologism]

if you see a seemingly normal post about a music genre being underrated watch out! 70% chance of annoying discourse in the notes, often pioneered by op

[ihavemanyhusbands]

The review episode of the bear is SO FUCKING CHAOTIC!!! 😭😭

[stargirlo]

zip your lips. rafe c. x fem!reader

rafe fingering you silently while you watch a movie with him and the rest of his family . . . :>

you comfortably laying your back down against his chest as your cute bum rests on his crotch, his calloused hand parting your thighs wider before he casually slips a finger under your cotton panties, having a feel of your velvety walls fluttering around his thick digit. you swallowed a gasp or any sort of noise that dared to spill from your lips, his finger slowly and teasingly pumping in and out of your already soaked pussy before nuzzling his fingers knuckles deep into your pussy.

the movie continued to play on the screen, the crunchy sounds of popcorns being eaten up was heard around the room, covering the squelching noises that erupted under the thick blanket from you and rafe.

" 'm feeling a bit thirsty, does anyone want anything to drink?" and that's when sarah got up.

fucking hell.

you tried to stay calm and collected, but not when rafe was abusing your sopping cunt with just his fingers, the pad of his fingertips brushing against your sweet spot, making you writhe against him.

"y/n, do you need anything? coke? water? juice?" sarah asked, oblivious by the fact that you're getting finger fucked by her brother right now. a roll of sweat dampens your forehead, struggling to even speak properly. you squeezed and clawed at rafe's forearm, implying him to stop what he's doing and to finally let you speak. but he wasn't stopping, and he wasn't planning on stopping.

"y/n?" sarah called out again, but her tone in voice shifted to concern, wondering why you aren't answering properly. you cleared your throat all of a sudden, turning your head to meet sarah's gaze, a dopey smile curling up at your lips. "s-sorry, i uh- don't need anything... i'm- i'm good, t-thank you..." and just at that moment, rafe decided to slip another finger in, causing you to stammer at your sentence and sounding completely stupid at the moment.

the blond softly hummed, receiving a simple nod from her as she headed out to the kitchen to get herself her own beverage. a string of whispered curses leave your lips, closing your eyes tightly shut, manicured nails digging deep crescent shapes on his tanned skin that could probably leave marks, and frustratingly moving around his lap as a way to just ease the overwhelming pleasure that coursed in your veins.

"fuck you- fuck you rafe, ohmygod, stop stop stop stop." you whimpered quietly at him, raising your chin up and arching your back upwards. "shh, you're missing the best part of the movie." rafe murmurs against your ear, knowing damn well he isn't paying attention to the movie himself. a parting grin curl up at his lips, deciding to bring you to the edge and making you cum right on the spot by curling his fingers on your pussy.

a short shriek elicits from your glossy lips, body jolting that a faint little squeak from the couch was heard, gaining a bit of attention from ward. "is everything okay there?" his slightly gruff voice echoed around the living room area, eyebrows knitting together in suspicion. "e-everything is fine sir i jus'-" you were cut off when rafe suddenly spoke. "she just got a cramp on her leg from stretching, should be good in a few minutes." he spoke casually, his thick digits still buried inside your cunt as your slimy juices drip down to your ass, some of it landing on the plush couch cushions.

ward didn't think much of it, so he bought back his attention to the scene of the movie. not until a few minutes later, wheezie then exclaimed. "something smells in here and it's definitely not popcorn."

shut uppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!

[everybodyloveshippos]

loooove that drizzt and artemis' dynamic in the later books post mortal enemies kill on sight etc is drizzt going 'can you help me do this beneficial thing for the greater good' and artemis going 'ughhhhhhhhh shut the fuck uppppppppppppppp youre so annoying godDamnn!!!!!!!!!!!! fine

[biomic]

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[dirtreally]

Man shut da fuck uppppppppppppppp

[thesunsethour]

i feel like i’m going insane. do they know everyone can hear them

when americans learn to use their indoor voices the world will have peace

[erguro]

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[yumeyleo]

shut the FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[lordofryoshimacoast]

I feel like the internet has become a pissing contest for trauma at some points. It's so annoying to see people bitch about: well you can't be traumatized by that because I wasn't!!!

Or: that isn't so bad get over it!!!!!

SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, PEOPLE CAN HAVE ANY TYPE OF TRAUMA, EXPLODE. YOU CANT COMPARE TRAUMA BECAUSE ITS FUCKING TRAUMA????

[gayferret420]

Shu-shut-shut the fuck uppppppppppPPPPP/pos

sorry. your boyfriend was too neurodivergent and he hyperfixated on teenage mutant ninja turtles. yeah he renamed himself after a turtle. yeah there’s no known cure. sorry again lmao

[crabs-but-better]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEE SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[ode2rin]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY WOULD YOU HURT KASIER LIKE TASHAST I CANT I CANT I CANWSTTTTTTY i hate everything about your fic. the "nothing is ever too impossible". ALL THE TIMES HE WAS AT OUR DOOR. th fucking sweater. the "you’re as beautiful as the day he lost you" fuck that reference thats my childhood movie btw. THE THORNY ROSE. the "this last time, michael kaiser couldn't turn the impossible in his favor" SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I AM GOING TO READ 100 FLUFFS OF HIM TO DROWN WHAT YOU DID

what happened to hello hi good morning WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

for someone who hates it, you sure do remember a lot of details T__T jk !! glad you liked it hehe (yes you did stop lying) to be fair, i felt my heart cracked (just a bit bec it's kaiser) writing the three times he was at the door (especially the sweater only because ik i'd do the same jk) and the ending line kdjaksjdkas

thx for dropping by and screaming at me !! i hope you live love laugh, kaiser kisser 🫵🏻

[krispiecake]

my neighbour is destroying my peaceful afternoon in the garden too WHY CAN THIS MAN NOT SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP