#SHE IS SO TRAGIC AND I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER AND I CRKED WHEM SHE GOT HER HAPPY END

[recreationalfanfics]

Ghost Bride but with the Night Guard! AU, Eliza would be surprised at the Night Guard's small friends and allies suddenly coming to life (Also: The Night Guard just sends out Rexy on Puffy during his boss battle... And the Night Guard being dressed as the most well-suited Suitor!)

NO, BECAUSE LARRY LITERALLY HAD A DIFFERENT LOVE INTERET EVERY MOVIE, SO I CAN SEE THAT ELIZA, REGARDLESS OF YOUR GENDER, FALLING FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE THAT NIGHT GAURD CHARM.

Like, you're all: "Eliza, you and Idia can't work out, he's made of flesh and blood and you're..."

Eliza: "I'm what?"

You: "Wonderful things. You're made of wonderful things."

BUT YEAH, NO, SHE SETS HER SIGHTS ON YOU BUT YOU MATCH HER UP WITH PUFFY BUT LITERALLY, YOU BEING ALL: "How are you guys THIS bad at talking to women-"