#SHE DESERVES IT!!!

[confused-stars]

i'm gonna cry, they all admire her

[gukgak-pi]

we haven’t talked enough about adaine and her army of Lil Guys. i want her to end this season with just a comedic level of Lil Guys around her constantly.

[dovewingkinnie]

Buttercup is so cute I just wanna-

KITTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ฅ^ >ヮ<^₎ hold her carefully!!!

[poisongardenz]

i think megan should deal the final blow btw

[simplepotatofarmer]

niki nihachu i love you <3 <3

[monty-glasses-roxy]

On a more fun note though: Roxy being the most dog ever with screaming rubber chicken.

[dididems]

Three Words: Practical, Busy, Cheery

For Cats-pril day 8 Jellylorum deserves a little relaxation, as a treat.

[fancyratvanity]

The first chance I get, I'm gonna bite Bj

[septimus-heap]

I think marcia should get hugs. Many of them

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

i think wendy should be allowed to go completely fucking insane. do a little something crazy. as a treat!

[killerboyratzmp3]

ylfa messing with her hair to look more like a princess around rosamund is everything to me. shaking you by the shoulders. look in my eyes. it is everything

[arthaven-hina]

(Searching around for posts that fit the theme of Hina’s day in this session which was just the nicest day and she had such a wonderful time)

[someoneoffthestreet]

(Interim) Captain Henrietta Wilson my beloved

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[beebfreeb]