#Romantically Attracted to a Man

[hauntedaether]

.i think im a bi lesbian actually,

[charmac]

The fact that The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is not only the reverse of The D.E.N.N.I.S. System by name, but in its actual goal:

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System ends with Separate Entirely and begins with the avoidance of going on a date. It’s purely about sex.

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System ends with Do You Want a Tissue? Dennis’ tried and true method to secure a second date, and:

it works for Dee but she sabotages herself—because she has no interest in pursuing a man romantically; it works for Mac but he bows out—because he already has a man he’s pursuing romantically;

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is about romance. Dating, consistently, something Dennis makes very clear he doesn't do...

Except:

"This is a man we're talking about,

it's always about him."

[show-us-kaidenshenandoah]

every time i watch anything with him in it (admittingly, predominantly from the Dropout app), i am reminded that Lou Wilson is the most handsome man to have ever lived. like, objectively. he just is. i will hear no arguments for any other person to be ranked higher. Lou Wilson: whose face single-handedly shows humanity can go no higher in beauty. he is THE most attractive man in the world. argue with the wall lmao

[luck-of-the-drawings]

[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile

[s-p-r-i-n-g-t-i-m-e]

mayhaps this is a hot take but I truly dislike “Loid gets murderous and overprotective of Anya dating Damian” content

like. there are sm reasons I dislike it

first off, just fundamentally, I hate that trope. I think parents being protective of children in general is cute, and even maybe protective against their partners to an extent, but it rlly feeds into the Western (esp American) notion of parents owning their children. it gets even grosser when it’s the dad and his daughter, it’s just a branch of ‘women and their purity having to be guarded until they’re properly married’ sexism

secondly, if this is pre-reveal (either Damian comes over/talks to Anya in front of Loid and it’s p obvious he has a crush, so Loid, of course, course notices, OR somehow, post-canon yet not revealed, they get together), Loid would absolutely use that to advance Operation Strix lol

obviously Loid is NOT a bad or uncaring father, he is absolutely not that, BUT he does also very vehemently care about achieving world peace thru his spy work, AND ANYA UNDERSTANDS AND EVEN AGREES WITH THIS (to the highest extent she can as a child, at least). he would never partake in extensive manipulation that’d harm Anya emotionally (or even Damian tbh, his whole goal is to create a world where no children have to cry) but he would DEFINITELY encourage their relationship in order to eventually, somehow get to Desmond the ghoul-eyed freak

thirdly, even if this is POST-reveal, I still don’t think Loid would be unreasonable. sure, he may apprehensive due to Damian’s family and more concrete examples of Anya growing up (MAYBE bc honestly I think Loid would be ecstatic with every milestone in Anya’s life considering how genuinely supportive and proud of her that he is) BUT. but

he, again, not only wants to create a world where no children have to cry, so he clearly values the youth and their quality of life, but ALSO KNOWS abt how shitty Damian’s father is. personally, I think he’d be GLAD that Damian has a safe place to come to, with ppl who’ll support him (unconsciously, bc Loid is very oblivious to his own emotions lmao)

anyways, tldr; the “Loid being super hostile to Damian dating Anya” trope is tired and sucks and we should move onto appreciating a trope that honours the CORE of sxf, more found family, where Damian joins the Forgers, even before he and Anya potentially marry (even before they date if possible tbh)

[elialys]

me shouting from the rooftops, annoyed by people's tags:

DALE JENNINGS IS NOT GAY, HE IS CANONICALLY BISEXUAL

i know it will shock some fans but bisexual people are allowed to fall in love with people of the opposite sex

[sreyeh]

I’m back, a day before I move into college, with my favorite punk. I hope you like him too!

Bonus lineart because I was testing out a new lining brush:

[nicercymybeloved]

Very attached to the idea that if Percy had been a woman she would have been named Ariadne. Like, I know that Persephone is a popular fanon name for female Percy because it's a nice way to keep her nickname. I've also seen Andromeda used by some because she lives a long life with Perseus in the myths. But Sally would have at least considered it right? Because Ariadne's a popular female figure in mythology, linked to both Theseus and Dionysus, two other famous figures in mythology. She was a clever mortal princess who was dealt a bad hand because her father's arrogance allowed him to think that he could get away with defying a god, just like how Poseidon's arrogance allowed him to think that he could get away with breaking the pact he made with Zeus and Hades. And in the end, Ariadne survived both her family's legacy and Theseus's abandonment, becoming Dionysus's immortal wife in both the PJO universe and in many retellings of the myth of the Minotaur and Theseus in real life. Ariadne got to live out her happy ending just like how Perseus did in mythology, which is the main reason why Sally even gave Percy the name Perseus to begin with. Am I delusional to think that Sally would have given a female Percy the name Ariadne? Who the fuck knows. But I'm so attached to the idea that it literally just supersedes any other name I could have come up with

[strawberryicedcookies]

IF YOU ARE MANIFESTING AN SP, LISTEN UPP 🧏🏿‍♀️.!!

stop worshipping yalls sp, STOPP☹️ baby you dont even know how bad i hate seeing this! i know you’ve heard to put yourself on the pedestal a gazillion times, but im serious. yes they are attractive, but your sexier, they are crazy over YOU. duh you like them (your literally in a relationship with them *wink wink*) but literally worshipping the ground they walk on is insane “omg he touched my shirt im never washing it” 🌚 BABY STAND UPP LORDD. bestfriend YOU are the catch.

also stop acting as if theyre not already yours 😭. “I NEED THEM SO BAD” shawty you need what?? who?? 🤦🏿‍♀️😭 how can you need something you already have, it literally doesn’t make any type of sense..! 😭 i love hearing you guys manifesting your sp’s but damn shawty, it gets to a pointtt. ☹️

SO BASICALLY if your taking any advice from me,et it be this. They are already yours baby, you have them, they are YOURS live in the wish fulfilled (and please stop obsessing, everytime i see yall kiss the ground they walk on i literally want to cry)

literally do this and continue your normal manifestation routine and maintain a good mental diet, your unstoppable.

i love you so much baby stay soft and stay safe 🎀.!!

[violent138]

I was playing Telltale and it hit me that Harvey Dent has an atrocious dating life across Batman media. It includes Gilda, Selina Kyle, Pamela Isley, Janice Porter, something messy with Renee Montoya, I throw Bruce Wayne in there because it just makes sense with this man's disastrous choices in partners.

[lanawinterscigarettes]

To me Cameron reads like someone who's aromantic but not asexual, so she kind of forces herself into having romantic feelings for other people (like Chase) because you can't have one without the other, right? Wrong

Plus she's so sensitive and emotionally vulnerable as someone who constantly wears her heart on her sleeve, she probably mistakes the genuine platonic affection and care she has for other people as romantic feelings

That, or she's a lesbian with an extremely serious case of comphet. (Or both.) In this essay I will-

[boringsideeffect]

Neil Josten is just like me fr because I, too, would require someone to literally spell out that they want me and still be surprised even after they’ve grabbed the back of my neck and stared me in the eyes from a two inch distance multiple times and invaded my personal space all the time and had sarcastic banter with me and let me in in a way the don’t let anyone else in and—

and don’t let me start on “i *don’t* swing, nothing has changed, i don’t want anyone else i just want you”

man

[s0dabeach]

some assorted stans (and a couple fords too)

[triglycercule]

killer eating food in front of horror as a way to taunt him. duuuude do you see this delectable parfait he has in his hands right now. he just put a spoonful in his mouth. horror is scratching at his own arms right now (trying not to jump this bitchass). killer can't even taste it LMAOOO another bite ‼️ imagine not being able to eat food 🤣🤣🤣 killer can't even taste it and enjoy the food but horror can't even EAT food

then horror grabs the parfait glass out of his hands and oh killer you should probably teleport away before horror does to you what undyne did to his eye

[valkyriellis]

Silly question, are you attracted to Jerma I'm just curious?

LOL ig it depends on how you define the word. Definitely not in the typical/expected way, I don't think. For example I wouldn't ever want to actually meet Jerma IRL.. beyond like a 10 second selfie or autograph fan interaction type thing at least.

Mostly just cause I can't really form that kind of real attachment to a person unless I actually know them, and none of us really KNOW Jeremy. Just jerma985. That's a whole stranger!!

But I'm very much attracted to watching jerma content and drawing his likeness :)

[97tears]

there’s like a surprising amount of thomas no shinzou academic essays but one thing i don’t agree about is that they all say juli has some form of internalized homophobia. simply not true