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Very fucking important data set 😂
#SOOO important#the true fuckometer#Logan says fuck off the most duh#kendall gets told to fuck off the most 😭😂#they get more panicked as season 3 goes on#looking forward to an updated data report with this season#they say fucking an average of 38 times per episode#succession#succession season 4#kendall roy#Logan roy#Roman roy#shiv roy
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Years and years ago in the days of The Old Internet, there was a series of animated shorts on the Disney website which were minute-long summaries of classic literature, Les Miserables and Don Quixote and Cyrano de Bergerac.
And to this day I have no idea who the audience for these videos was supposed to be. Except for me because I loved them and watched them constantly and I was heartbroken when they were taken off the website.
This is all to say that I just found out that they were all uploaded to YouTube while I wasn’t looking, and now that it’s the Ides of March I’m legally obligated to share this now.
#ides of march#julius caesar#shakespeare#‘FRIENDS ROMANS COUNTRYMEN LEND ME YOUR EARS BRUTUS IS BOGUS MAN’#last minute book reports
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#beat reporter stereax#nico hischier#nj devils#new jersey devils#roman josi#nashville predators#iihf worlds
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Audrey Hepburn surrounded by photographers and reporters, holds up the Academy Award she won for best actress in “Roman Holiday”, her first american film - 1954
#vintage#hollywood#actress#audrey hepburn#surrounded#photographers#reporters#retro#black and white#diva#oscar#academy award winner#roman holiday#classic actress#old hollywod glamour
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Eros (Cupid) ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡
!alt ver under cut xx
#I LOVE HIM EROS AND PSYCHE WILL FOREVER BE MY ROMAN EMPIRE#greek mythos#greek myth art#greek mythology fanart#greek mythology#eros deity#eros (cupid)#cupid#god of love#greek mythology: stories of love#greek gods#i have exams tom😇😇#yumi left a little doodle something in here?? she asked me 2 find it i physically can’t😭😭 plis find it 4 me n report back🎀🎀#fanart#art#greek myth aesthetic#greek mythology art
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The Succession writers making a show about how the characters doom themselves through seeing the world as either winning or losing watching the volatile fan discourse about who ‘won’ Succession
#yes this is a semi self report on tomgreg lol#everybody loses gang gang#succ#succession#connor roy#willa ferreyra#conwilla#gerri kellman#roman roy#romangerri#kendall roy#stewy hosseini#kenstewy#KRANK#shiv roy#tom wambsgams#greg hirsch#tomgreg#tomshiv#shivorce#logan roy#succession season four#succession finale
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Gotham Recap - Gotham vs Condor, The return of Falcone, and much more
Hello and Welcome to Gotham Reports newest column; Gotham Recap. In this series we are taking a look at the daily developments of Gotham City, that which aren’t enough to fill an article and that which have their own articles along the way.
Tonight we’ll be taking a look at our top stories as well as some hot up-and-comings to keep an eye on.
To start off with, let’s take a look at a major conflict between Golden Condor ( @the-goldencondor ) and Netizens across America.
Golden Condor (see related articles) is a C-tier vigilante in Gotham City known, prior to this incident, mostly for being incredibly rude and very mysterious, as well as having a rather murky past with our one and only Cowled Crusader; Batman (see related articles).
While troll pages (see related articles) aren’t uncommon and rude washed up celebrities (see related articles) are a dime-a-dozen nowadays, the thing that makes Golden Condor stand out is his willingness to threaten, intimidate, and maim anything that he does not consider to be worth his time.
His page regularly consists of responses to asks, these responses consisting of him insulting, belittling, and generally aggravating the person who asked. When not sticking his nose up at his supporters, his activities involve threatening and maiming reporters (see related posts), and thirst posting about the Big Bat himself (see related posts).
This is where the drama comes in, as approximately seven hours ago he responded to an ask on Batman, where the anonymous requester asked what his thoughts on the Dark Knight were. To this he responded as follows -
“..He’s fine. I wish he shared my views on things, and stop hanging out with that damn “Man of Steel”.
A good fuck, though.”
This, while not being the most child-friendly response, does not warrant a negative response. It was only when a young girl, Lian Todd-Harper ( @lian-todd-harper ), replied with asking what Mr. Condor meant by the post that this story started developing. Mr. Condor responded first with saying
“It means I want to—“
Cutting himself off before he could finish. Ms. Todd-Harper prompted him to follow his thought, to which he responded by asking if the girls parents had spoken to her yet about ‘the birds and the bees’, a famous euphemism for intercourse and sex-ed.
Before continuing, we would like to point out Ms. Todd-Harpers age; she is six. Not even in 2nd grade, this is not a question or a topic we deem appropriate for someone so young, especially if it is being brought up by masked strangers.
It was only then that the post began to be noticed, with well known hero-variant of Spider-Man ( @totally-not-peter-parker ) (see related articles), responding by counselling Mr. Condor to speak no more on the subject, advice that was promptly ignored as the reject Vigilante proceeded to begin his explanation of the ‘birds and the bees’ and he calls it to the child.
The post went viral, causing uproar among the family and friends of Lian but also the general populace of Gotham City, with Mr. Condor coming under fire for what we are dubbing ‘misconduct and harassment’. This had led to a torrent of criticism, accusations, and death threats against Mr. Condor (see related posts).
He has responded to each in his regular fashion, brazenly and unapologetic, rude if we may be so bold, though this reporter finds it hard ti muster any sympathy for the man as he was warned multiple times of the consequences for such an action.
As far as we are aware, the criticism has not let up and there appears to be many campaigns and bounties for his head.
In other News, resident mob boss Carmine ‘The Roman’ Falcone (see related articles) has been spotted frequenting a deli on the outskirts of crime alley.
This comes after Mr. Falcones 3-year radio silence both in the criminal world and the world of politics (see related articles), but with new blood overtaking him in both settings he may have returned to attempt to resolidify his standing in the underworld as his career in politics, though not uneventful, is lacklustre at best.
Nevertheless this journalist recommends investing in face shields and covering any accessible skin while in his part of the city.
Finally, a new cryptid (see related articles) has popped up in Gotham City. The journal has received multiple reports of citizens seeing a large, translucent, silver figure hovering around construction sites and murder scenes.
Those who have spoken to it claim it is searching for a child, feasts only on iron and salt (a concerning pairing given the recent outbreak of Vampirism within Gotham), and speaks of a host of mysterious characters. It has also been heard speaking of ‘sparing’ some citizens from the ‘wrath of the child’.
Though we do not know the origin of this cryptid or what it could mean by its ominous warnings, we advise all civilians to avoid provoking it and to refrain from carrying any metal or salt on their person.
Let us know your thoughts on the topic (here)
Gotham Reports is certified in fair, unbiased, and reliable reporting.
#gotham reports#gotham city#wayne enterprises#gotham news network#wayne entertainment#gotham news#gotham report#gnn#bruce wayne#batman#golden condor#lian harper#carmine falcone#the roman dc#carmine ‘the roman’ falcone#harvey dent#two face#Gotham_Recap
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Tf you mean there's a reason why we stay away from that side of the family Jey?!?!
I NEED THE LORE NEOOOWWW
#Like when did we have the conversation that they don't like how that side of the family rolls#I need a heavily detailed report on my desk TOMORROW#jey uso#roman reigns#jacob fatu#jimmy uso#tama tonga#the usos#tonga loa#solo sikoa
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Roman: *reading a progress report* You meant ‘stronger’ here, right?
Logan: What does it say?
Roman: “I’m pleased to report that Thomas’ reasoning abilities are stranger than they were a year ago”
Logan: That’s a mistake.
Roman: *shrugs* Could go either way.
#I headcanon that the sides make periodic reports to each other on Thomas’ well being just to make sure things are runnings as smooth#as they can#but they aren’t perfect lol#thomas sanders#sanders sides#roman sanders#logan sanders#ts roman#ts logan#platonic logince#logince#sanders sides incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes sanders sides#ts incorrect quotes#incorrect sanders sides
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Milk baths and bad smells
#korekiyo shinguji#kirumi tojo#cruise ship au#danganronpa ask blog#There are legends that Cleopatra bathed in goat milk daily for her complexion. These legends have not been confirmed and some historians be-#lieve that Roman Empress Poppaea (wife of Nero) set this bathing fashion after Cleopatra's death.#Queens Catherine Parr and later Elizabeth I of England bathed in milk in the belief that it would make their skin appear more youthful and#pale.Tincture of benzoin was also referred to as a 'milk bath' in the United States in the 1800s#which could in some cases be confused#for baths of cow milk#also popular at the time. There are references to cows milk as a bath technique found in India in the 1800s in#“Fifty-one years of Victorian life” by Margaret Elizabeth Child Villiers#Countess of Jersey. In the early 1900s#singer and Broadway star#Anna Held was reported to bathe in milk daily. She was later quoted as having bathed in milk two times a week when living in Paris#finding#it difficult to do so while traveling. Her husband Florenz Ziegfeld Jr. later reported to the press that she bathed in milk daily and set up#photo shoots so that reporters could photograph the milk being delivered to her. A buttermilk bath was also a common historical bathing#technique for show animals and remains in practice today (such as for pigs and dogs).#- That's Korekiyos Rambling (it's from Wikipedia)
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TNMN ships!
Okay so this one post just gathers all of my tnmn ships lmao
I just have some of them acctually AND I also have hc about each of them love life so UHHHH yeah..
Roman:
So Roman is (obviously) with Lois, they're married, live together and are acctually a very cute couple. EXEPT that Roman is cute ONLY with Lois. Like he loves his wife so much and despise everyone else.
Lois:
She's (obviously again) with Roman, they're married and a very happy couple. They always are together and she take cares of him everytime he's grumpy. She's the ray of sunshine he loves (he even despise the REAL sun) I mean, if this isn't true love idk what it is.
Robertsky:
He's pretty happy being single, and he wouldn't change it much. He's more hopping for his brother to find someone before having someone himself.
Albertsky:
He's inlove with Selenne, but he can't talk to her, like physically, he's too afraid to talk to her or tell her how he feels, so instead he leaves some flowers at her front door or cute letter in her mailbox without signing.
Angus:
He is in a couple/HUGE flirt with Izaack, to be honest they litteraly spend most of their time together kissing passionately but I guess it's not official? Only their friends knows about that because despise the fact that they're obvious about it everyone thinks it's a joke.
Elenois:
She's inlove with Nacha, like she has a HUGE crush on her but they're both too shy to tell each other so they randomly compliment each other and spend a lot of time looking at each other with enamorous smile without saying a word until they realize and blush.
Selenne:
She's inlove with Izaack Gauss and is pretty sure he's her secret admiror because he's friendly to her and she doesn't know about his relationship with Angus, so she keeps making alusions to the gift she receive from Albertsky to Izaack but he never gets it or understand what she's talking about, but since she's a bit delusionnal, she just think he won't let her know because he's nervous.
Arnold:
He's inlove with Gloria and loves to write her a lot of cute cards and poems to show her his love and interest. Everytime he talks about a woman in his books he always thinks of her to have authentic feelings and keep a photo of her in his office for when he's working or just misses her.
Gloria:
She's married with Arnold and finds him adorable, his poems always brighten her days and make her happier when she's upset because of her job, she also has a photo of him that she keeps on her desk and look at when she's angry.
Izaack:
Him and Angus have such an ambiguous relationship, they like to kiss, flirt and even fxck, but when it comes to the question if they are together or not they can’t tell. They acctually like each other a lot and don't imagine themselves with someone else than each other. Honestly, they're so gay.
Margarette:
Currently working on her backstory, but what I can tell is that she don't care about love like, it's not even like she says she don't want a love interest or something, it's just that she don't thinks about it a̴͈̼͔̗͐n̸̜̱̹͐̓̄͠ͅy̶̲̚ṁ̶̲͍̕o̵̧̗̔r̵͍̣̥̺̂̏͂͝e̸̗̺͚͖̚.
She don't care and is pretty h̵̡̯̠̩͓̏͗͂͗͘ä̸̡̢̦̝͈͚̰́͑͋͗͌͆̾̔p̶̨̡͎̠̼̳̓͛̈́̄͜p̴̦̞̏̉̑͘y̴̛̱̌̉̆̽̓͗̒ being single.
Nacha:
She has a huge crush on Elenois, likes to give her cookies, muffins or other pastries (yeah I hc that she loves to make pastries more than dishes). She loves the way she looks and how kind and confident she is, she sometimes feel like she's not enough but Elenois is alwys there to make her remember how much she counts for her.
Anastacha:
She's happy being single and doesn't care about love at all, she's aware that Anas is inlove with her and it's honestly makes her smile softly but she doesn't share the exact same feelings towards him, but maybe one day he'll find the way to her heart? 👀
Mia:
She loves her fiancé more than everything and loves him despise the fact that he's a very emotionless man. They're both opposites and it's make their relationship quite interesting? While she's extroverted and bubbly he's very introverted and neutral, but they both love each other a lot.
W. Afton:
Only his fiance knows his real name, they both are opposites and it's what makes them very interesting. He doesn't talk much, but it's not like Roman, Roman hates everyone, Afton just don't care about everyone. He loves Mia more than anything.
Ā̷̡̢̛̼̬̤͓̭͔̼̩̹͖̰̺̘̖̯̻̿̈́̀͆̓̂̆̑̀̂́̊̈̈̂͘̚͝Ņ̵̧̨̛̝͎̩̰̤͈͎̱̠͍̘͉͎͔͓͌͐̽̂̽̃Ÿ̴̰̳̺͓̻̠̫̙̺̰́̀͌̈̍̔͐͐̉̀̈́̔͛̎̅̿͂̎͋̍͘̚͜͝͠͝ͅͅT̷̡̢̧̜̬̺͔̲̘̠̮̟̠̥̼͙͉͍̟͓̮̈́́̏́͑̾͊̚̕͜ͅH̷̡̛̛̞͖̱̜̥͙͕̗͕̬͎̻͊̋͗̎́̆̊̇̑̑̎̅̌̍̂̏̃͗͘I̷̺̺̮͇̻̤̺̯̱̥̣̜̗͚͙̼̺̙̮̪͈̤͙̊̽̒̿̃̎̓̐̐̎̑͂͊͆̊̀́̎̆̎͘̕ͅN̸͇̭̳̼̲̟͖͔͔̩͈͚͍̣̞̣̖̥͛̊̂́̾̑̊̍̆̂̓̒̂̿̊̕͘͜͝��̼͙̻͓G̶̨̢̟̫̠͈̻̜̙͇̗͔̞̰͓̱͐̀̿̅̐̓
He would never hurt her or make something that would put her in danger. Or.. Would he?
Francis:
Francis is Nacha's ex husband, nobody really knows why they broke up and probably never will. Anastacha don't know he's her father bit see him as her father figure. He's pretty happy being single, in fact, he's aroace, and happy with it.
Steven:
Steven is currently dating Hannah, they are a pretty happy couple. Hannah is always very clingy with him and likes to pepper kiss him and leave kiss marks with her lipstick, making him quite flustered. They both are MADLY inlove.
McLooy:
He's happy being single, but he'll never forget the love of his life, Steven's mother. He was a huge romantic and just made his son quite like him. He will always be loyal to his love and will never date anyone else because all of the memory he has with his wife are the best he'll ever have.
Alf:
He's madly inlove with Raftellyn and loves to spoil her (that's just the way the old grandpa is <3). They are also opposites for other reasons, he's a very smiling type of man when his wife is more the type of person who likes to talk shit about everyone, but despise that he loves her.
Raftellyn:
She loves her husband, she finds him adorable and loves him a lot. She'll never talk shit about him and will always defend him. She is the type of woman who is very powerful and protective. She's also madly inlove and soft with him while she's bitter with everyone else.
Bonus! (My ocs):
Anas:
Anas is inlove with Anastacha. He likes to give small things such as drawings, paper folding and other stuff to the doorman to give it to Anastacha. He axxtually makes her smile, but she's still not inlove.
Hannah:
Hannah is MADLY inlove with Steven. Always pepper kissing his face, cuddle him, play with his hair or massaging him when he has another back pain. She loves to take care of her lover and give him all her love.
I guess they're just lovey doveys.
#also shipnames! :#albertsky x selenne#grumpy perfume#elenois x nacha#sweet lipstick#(I had the idea myself hehe)#angus x izaack#business report#thats not my neighbor#that's not my neighbor#tnmn#tnmn headcanon#tnmn robertsky#tnmn albertsky#tnmn angus#tnmn roman#tnmn lois#tnmn selenne#tnmn elenois#tnmn arnold#tnmn gloria#tnmn izaack#tnmn margarette#tnmn nacha#tnmn anastacha#tnmn mia#tnmn afton#tnmn steven rudboys#tnmn mclooy rudboys#tnmn alf
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Peter und Bob sind die Art Freunde die sich einmal die Woche abends einen Iced Coffee holen, ins Auto sitzen und einen „Hood report“ machen und sich gegenseitig über alle Rocky Beach Dramas auf den neusten Stand bringen. Manchmal ist Jeffrey auch dabei und der Dramatalk wird noch chaotischer.
#ich wurde in das Konzept ”hood report” letzte Woche eingeweiht als ich mit nem Freund bummeln war und er mir erzählt hat dass er sich noch#mit seinem besten Freund trifft weil es anscheinend neue Erlangen lore gab#wir haben uns dann gestern getroffen und dann habe ich spontan während eines Spaziergangs erfahren dass irgendwann mal in der Nähe des#Wohnorts eines anderen Kumpels den ich auch kenne mal ein Drogenlabor explodiert ist#ich glaub es war sogar ein meth labor aber ich kann mich nicht genau erinnern#Erlangen lebt#ngl als ich das gehört habe war ich so geschockt aber iwie hats mich auch garnicht überrascht#now imagine Peter und Bob chillen im Auto mit ihren kühlen Getränken und Jeffrey platzt mit nem Energy in der Hand ins Auto und sagt#»Ihr habt KEINE AHNUNG WAS GRADE PASSIERT IST« und dann erzählt er casually von nem explodierten meth labor in ner Bruchbude nah der Küste#wenn ihr wüsstet was ich alles von anderen Leuten höre PUH..#ich könnte Romane schreiben atp#die drei ???#die drei fragezeichen#bob andrews#peter shaw#jeffrey palmer
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Fucked up my lower back something fierce yesterday doing absolutely nothing which I suspect has to be related to me having to sit down for extended periods of time lately due to “getting a job” reasons.
#Reporting live#Context: I have degenerative disc disease and I can’t sit down for too long. I have to do stuff laying down like a Roman emperor
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#beat reporter stereax#quinn hughes#vancouver canucks#roman josi#nashville predators#cale makar#colorado avalanche#norris finalists
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#wrestling#wwe#solo sikoa#roman reigns#jey uso#jimmy uso#the usos#the bloodline#happy to report one of my daily limited 600 tweets was solo tweeting “...”
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I simply must tell you that you’re doing more effective marketing for Saltburn than any ad or preview ever could I’m fully about to go see it just to understand your hype
PLSSS this is the SINGLE best thing you can say to me about any of my hyperfixations. i am so so glad. so glad so happy. i genuinely hope you enjoy this freaky beautiful genius piece of a cinematic masterpiece. i truly genuinely do
#saltburn#like im not exaggerating this is my joker. not my roman empire! i have that. it's a different thing. this is my joker#altered my brain chemistry. the insides of my mind look like this movie but nobody knows. i am oliver quick if provoked. beware. like#what was the joker catchphrase? something about welcoming into the insane mind? i don't remember but that#whatever it was it is that. welcome to my depraved mind hehehe. ya know.#anyway. god im so happy. i feel like im still not doing enough for it to become my brand fully but that's just cause#im a slave of capitalism and corporate canada unfortunately. but im doing my best im working on it#ugh so happy. pls report back when you can#ask#crucibleknight
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