#Rat-Grinders

[crellanstein]

Rat-Grinders sent a literal HORDE of dragons at the Bad Kids & they made it into a fucking music video!

Peak shit, unmatched, absolutely incredibly insanely disrespectful in the BEST. POSSIBLE. WAY. Can’t express properly how MASSIVE OF A FLEX THAT IS!!!

The ultimate-final-form of, “I broke up with my boyfriend in a voicemail, & his band recorded a guitar solo over it & used it as the beginning of a song.”

If any of the Rat-Grinders survive this upcoming battle, that video is gonna haunt their nightmares after they’re forced to see it over & over again, due to some extremely specific law that Aguefort convinced Solace to put in the books. WHY would he do such a thing you ask?

Easy… *inhale* …

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡CHRONOMANCY!!!!!!!!!

[ironinkpen]

the rat grinders getting whomped because they don't know how actual combat works is exactly what I've been waiting for all season. fabian taking down ivy in one turn bc they have no hp, them grouping up bc they don't know they're not supposed to and getting immediately shit on by adaine, riz's attack of opportunity doing more damage to kipperlilly than her actual attack did to him, gorgug taking down oisin by the end of round 1 bc they didn't protect their wizard, kristen and k2 both bringing all their friends up while keeping themselves strategically hidden bc they know better, riz diving into the lava like it's nothing bc he's a badass, adaine slapping jace's counterspell out of the air, fig tanking that hit from porter and casting that clutch fireball. just. beautiful. iconic. poetic. exactly what the rat grinders deserve after xp grinding for three years instead of actually adventuring. you fucking suck at this game kipperlilly!! you might be high level but you're shit at pvp!!!!!

[jq37]

You gotta hand it to Fig. All of the Bad Kids were given foils this season and they got to decide how much they wanted to engage with that part of the plot. Gorgug only interacted with Mary Ann in passing despite them both being on the Owlbears. Fabian noped out of chatting up Ivy once she crossed a line with Mazey. Riz was so busy that he truly had no time to engage with Kipperlilly even though she's obsessed with him. Kristen interacted a bit with Buddy but spent way more time verbally sparring with Kipperlilly. And Adaine was somewhat interested in Oisin but never overtly acted on it.

But Fig?

She's in Ruben's WALLS. She's in his DREAMS. She's faking her alter emo's death. She's got the Fantasy FBI after her. She's SO SO tiny. No one is doing it like Fig's doing it.

[ewwww-what]

Ugh. Literally just let her go home???

[emiko-matsui]

what demonstrates the rat grinders vs the bad kids SO perfectly is oisin sending that guess you didn't see the storm coming message being like hehe im gonna put her on a ship in a storm and kill her just the same way the last elven oracle died and adaine is just standing on the deck like ok?? and one-punch killed an ancient dragon

[teabagtoaster]

me and my best friend saw you from across the beer pong table and we absolutely hate your vibe

(human oisin's tattoos designed by sam!!)

[isawiitch]

everybody got mad

[cloudmancy]

lucy, you're coming back to us too, right? to me?

[rosie-toast]

HOOT GROWL HOOT GROWL 🏴‍☠️

[m-artsoul]

18/04/2024

mary ann introduces gorgug as her best friend to every person they meet

[larndraws]

I got to illustrate some posters for Fantasy High! Poster you can buy (in the Dropout store)!!!

[doodleswithangie]

SQUARE UP!

[Image description: Fanart of a scene from Dimension 20's Fantasy High: Junior Year episode 14. The Bad Kids and The Rat Grinders square up in the middle of the school cafeteria. Alt text provided and copied under the cut. End ID]

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Image one: The Bad Kids and The Rat Grinders square up in the middle of the school cafeteria. Above their heads is written, "The Bad Kids vs The Rat Grinders."

Image two: From left to right - Adaine readies her magically glowing hand, Gorgug cracks his knuckles, Fig pages Colin Counterspell on her earpiece, Riz hisses, and Fabian steadies Kristen as she smirks down at Kipperlilly.

Image three: From left to right - Kipperlilly glares up at Kristen, Buddy looks on worriedly, Oisin has a hand on Kipperlilly's shoulder as he tries to intervene, Mary Anne has a deadpan stare, Ruben poses moodily, and Ivy smirks behind Oisin.

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[avaisdramatic]

Gorgug x Mary Ann Skuttle is the purest concentrated form of an “enemies to lovers” plot on a technicality, but is devoid of anything that ever seems to make that trope appealing to people,

And I think that’s extremely funny.

[aabernants]

i have so many things to say about the new fhjy episode, but i find it so funny that Jace spent a portion of this battle trying to keep his 6 children under control 😭

“Buddy, Bacarath isn’t real!”

Mary Ann tugging Jace’s shirt numerous times to tell him she doesn’t feel good

Jace you single mother, you need a vacation..

[ankarnaofjustice]

d20 fans: they’re just children they were manipulated !!

fabian aramais seacaster: i’m going to skin that Bitch