#Ramblings of the mad

[sygna11111]

I LOVE FUCKING ELVES.

I FUCKING LOVE ELVES.

Not really Yandere nor Oc... But!- ELVES!!!! Everyone know them and I love them, I'd make out with one at the back of a 711. (Especially, if that mf has very long ears, I'd love to bite their ears🤤.)

And elves are a major race in the world of the story I'm making- So, I'm gonna be talking about them. Specifically, Elven biology!

Keep in mind, that I've deviated from the usual Elf stuff. So yeah!!! :D

Elves are descendants from the angels who copulated with humans. So naturally they have the greatest aptitude with magic than any other race in the entire world! They don't need to have an external source to conjure magic like humans. Since, their own souls have magic. (Exclusive to only elves.(And maybe another race.(But that's a secret for now. Teehee~)))

And it is also because of that that elves have a very long lifespan. Their lifespan has been estimated to be around 800-900 years. Wow! that's long!

Elf metabolism is very different, the source of their energy for vital processes, such as breathing, circulating blood, and repairing cells also come from their souls. When their bodies breakdown the food they eat, it'll go to the soul, replenishing it. Because of this, elves tend to be more slender. (Oh! and Elves are omnivores, so they can just eat about anything.)

That doesn't mean they don't have different body types though! Just like humans, they come in a variety of shapes! some can have broad shoulders or narrow ones, narrow or wide hips, Small or large waists, They can be busty or flat!

Because of their angel heritage, They are naturally tall. Their heights range from 6 feet to 8 feet. The average height being 7'2. (So big...) Rarely is an elf below 6 feet. Unless, you're a half-elf, of course.

Natural hair colors range from a very light brown to a platinum blonde. As for eyes, They can have Red and Gold/Ochre.

In their culture, gender isn't really a known concept. Elves are androgynous down to their biology. Possessing both female and male sexes. Some elves may have features that are perceived as more masculine or feminine to other races. But, elves won't register it as such.

Though in modern times, they have adapted to the concept but, it's just like a trend to them. They don't actually believe in it that much.

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"Oh, what are you?" Asked an elf.

"I'm a male." Answered the other.

"Really? I'm a male too! We should totally be friends!"

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"Maybe being male isn't my thing." Sighed an elf.

"Oh! What about Being female?" Suggested the other.

"Hmm. Sure, why not?"

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"The internet says that I could be a girl." Says an elf to their friend.

"What?" The other raises a brow. "You have more boy-ish vibes to me."

"Nuh-uh, It says right here." The elf pointed to her phone. It showed a quiz that had a title: "Are you a boy or a girl? Find out by taking this quick and simple quiz!". With a smug smile she said. "Girl."

The other shrugs. "Whatever."

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So that's all for now. I love writing about random stuff from my world.

and most importantly: I FUCKING LOVE ELVES.

[technocipher]

Notes:

I will sometimes post character analysis-related things. It comes when it pleases, and the postings are never going to be consistent. A little more fun that way, honestly.

Because I gravitate towards unpleasant perspectives, blacklist the tag 'at your own peril'. If you wanna read the stuff there, cool! If not, then it's no trouble.

The idea behind my oddball analysis is to provoke some thoughts. A different perspective can be fascinating, and I want to invoke that in my writing. It's not going to be well formatted, and I understand that flaw -- text is not my main medium. Paper is a wonderful friend for me. My typing will reflect that.

I tend to be chatty in the tags. Sometimes I am not. But if my silly tags offer a different perspective for some, that's a nice thing for me. Nice enough. (I guess.)

If you see me cross-reference my other written posts... it's perfectly normal. I am bad for it. (All the sorries...)

Currently the fandoms I've posted analysis/meta stuff on is Code Vein and Scarlet Nexus. If anything else catches my fancy enough to ramble about it, I might add it here.

I am in the process of archiving and re-editing my older character analysis and study posts. If you happened to 'like' one of my Code Vein posts months ago, for example, and go back to find that it's almost completely different, now you know why.

(I swear I will attempt to edit a masterlist at some point.)

Other than that, lurking. All the lurking. (All of it.)

[werethropy]

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

putting in my will that i want my autopsy performed by the guy who's weirdest about the sexual connotations of surgery

[gingermintpepper]

I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)

Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)

I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.

[imadetheline]

me, starting disco elysium: ah I can say and do whatever is necessary to solve this case! who cares what people think of me!

me, approximately one second after meeting Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi: I am going to get a good grade in being this man's best friend, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

[iamespecter]

I fucking loved the Alice in Wonderland 2010 movie and I keep being reminded by it whenever I see @endomentendo's wonderland AU, so I redrew one of my favorite scenes from that movie with their Mad Chatter and Cheshire Jax. lol

Anyways endo, if you wanna see this scene fully done, just tell me haha

[bizarrelittlemew]

i can't wait to be 30+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 40+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 50+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 60+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 70+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 80+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 90+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to look back on my life and know that i loved things deeply and passionately and was inspired to create and was part of communities with incredible people from all over the world brought together by the stories that touched us

[arowitharrows]

I fully support Pluto as an aro symbol (x) but as a space scientist I cannot support any arguments that claim it's because Pluto should be a planet. The true reason Pluto is an aro symbol is precisely because people tie the amount of love and care this wonderful celestial body receives to which label it has. Just because a relationship with someone is not labeled as romantic should not mean that this relationship has to be treated as less worthy of time and care and effort. Just because Pluto is not labeled as a planet does not mean it is less worthy of our time and care and effort.

Here is another reason Pluto is aro: Pluto has a heart shaped region called the Tombaugh region:

[ID: an image of Pluto and it's heart shaped Tombaugh region, with the moon Charon in the background. End ID]

Now, Pluto and it's moon Charon are tidally locked, meaning they always face each other with the same hemisphere. Pluto's heart is always facing away from Charon. Some articles have phrased this as being tragically romantic, but I disagree! Here are two celestial objects orbiting each other for billions of years, and they are doing this while Pluto keeps it's heart hidden. Because in this case, love is not part of the equation that makes up their bond, romance does not play a part in their gravitational pull towards each other. That's aro as fuck, in my humble opinion.

[technocipher]

Due to the sheer number of Gaza-related donation soliciting in my askbox as of late, I am shutting down my asks for the time being. Re-labeling the askbox message as "Only fandom questions" didn't seem to help one bit. (Guess these people can't put two and two together and take a hint. Hrm. Funny how that fucking works.)

Guys, gals, and everything-in-between -- I live in an area that just got positively sideswiped by Hurricane Helene. Life was difficult before, but it is harder now. I do not want a bunch of strangers harassing my inbox for money I don't even have.

If anyone needs to get ahold of me for fandom-related reasons (i.e. for my analysis posts), you can hit me up in the replies for those posts, and the reblogs!

[dootznbootz]

POV: You're Anticlea and Laertes of Ithaca and your son came back from Sparta after swearing he was just going for politics

[aromanticannibal]

absolutely batshit insane of horikoshi to make katsuki so love interest coded. what do you mean there's a cover where izuku is holding Katsuki's dead body with a hand on his chest looking angrily at the viewer. what do you mean katsuki is the character the villain attacks and kills and literally gifts to the main character to piss him off. what do you mean katsuki gets every cherry blossom official art with izuku. what's going on. horikoshi open your door I just want to talk please

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

[azulhood]

Conversations between best friends has often led to some reckless/stupid/not thought out at all decisions. Like one conversation the amity park trio had where Danny said that he couldn't see Tucker as a doctor (the medical kind) to which Tucker responded with "Alright, bet." and enrolled in medical school. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Bruce Wayne and Tucker Foley somehow by coincidence *cough* clockwork* became friends. And stayed friends even after Bruce dropped out and Tucker went on to finish med school. It was a strange friendship that was mainly just Bruce calling Tucker from the weirdest locations and asking things "Out of curiosity, if an immortal nutjob wanted you to marry his daughter and become his heir what would you do? uh-huh, uh-huh, really? ok, thanks." and meeting up for coffee every now and then. It was during one of these coffee meet-ups that Bruce confessed that he wanted to adopt a recently orphaned child by the name of Richard. There was currently push back from people who didn't think 'Brucie Wayne' would be a good parent and from others who didn't want a random kid having a chance to inherit the Wayne fortune, the media was also having a field day. Everyone kept asking him to "reconsider" and doing everything they can to stall/stop the adoption process. Tucker, being the good friend he was, said "Don't worry, I got this" Stood up from the cafe table, walked to the nearest library and politely asked to use one of their computers, spent a good ten minutes on it, printed something out on the library's printer, walked back to the cafe where he left Bruce waiting. And finally, he handed over the paper with the words "Take this." and continued drinking his now cold coffee. Bruce was, understandably, confused. "What is-" "Trust me, it'll work." Tucker assured him. That is how Bruce Wayne adopted one Richard 'Dick' Grayson.

And after that, Bruce went to Tucker whenever he came across a kid that he wanted to adopt, which was often. It's one reason why Tucker will do everything in his power to make sure Danny and Bruce never meet for fear that the Gothamite might try to add the Halfa to the growing army of children. Aka

Tucker Foley is The Guy

[annoyingboing]

what in the rom com did i just watch