#RIP Alexa play despacito

[splinnters]

my house has multiple alexas in it and for no apparent reason they sometimes link together so one will do what the other one is being told to do, and it leads to some interesting situations where I just sit there as my music keeps restarting over and over again. who in my family needs to restart the song this many times. who is it.

[kirstenonic05]

JOSEPH NOOOOOOOO

He's pancaked...

[fawkes-rinzler]

Wanna read a story in three parts?

Don’t worry, it’s a short one

[thatonefatgumsimp]

HELLO. So Honeynon recently deleted their works/bookmarks and while I've been able to recover pink flamingo and honeycomb, I was wondering if you had PDFs/epubs/etc saved of any of their other fics? Please dm me on twt @ imposterlobster or discord @ kpDelarue if you do or if you want the 2 i have saved!!!

D: noooo they deleted it? That's so sad... Those were actually pretty good, but no I don't have any other works saved...

Don't have Twitter, but might add you on Discord

[gxllavichswhore]

TEEN WOLF INCORRECT QUOTES PART 1

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Liam: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Stiles: Just rip the bandage off.

Liam: It's Theo.

Stiles: Put the bandage back on

—

Derek: I trust Scott.

Peter: You think he knows what he's doing?

Derek: I wouldn't go that far.

—

Malia, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me

Lydia, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

—

Liam: crushes are the worst. whenever i'm near mine, i start acting stupid

Theo: pfft you're always acting stupid

Liam: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard

Theo:

—

Isaac: Stiles, could you pass the salt?

Stiles: Isaac, could you pass away?

Scott (to the new pack members): This is normal.

—

Liam: I'm kind of a handful

Alec: I'm also a handful

Scott: I have two hands!

—

Theo and Liam: *staring into each other's eyes*

Theo: *opens soda loudly*

Liam: We're having a moment!

Theo: and I'm having a soda

—

Mason: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons...

Corey: Put them in a facemask

Nolan: Use them in a battery

Hayden: Throw them at people

Theo: Squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.

Liam: *scared*

Mason: .... make lemonade, guys. The answer was make lemonade.

—

The pack: Malia, that was highly illegal.

Malia: Oh this is so sad alexa play despacito

—

Liam: We played Scrabble. It was a nightmare.

Scott: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Liam: Not when you're playing with Lydia, it's not. She put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."

—

Stiles: You're only dating Liam to annoy me!

Theo: No, I'm dating Liam because I like him. Annoying you is just an added bonus.

—

[sleepdeprivedyurio]

the feminine urge to angstily smoke out the window like Andrew Minyard except my dorm windows don’t open. and smoking is prohibited. and any kind of fire starter isn’t allowed in the dorm. fuck

[possessed-cryptid]

trying to understand the professor lore and looking back at old posts I’VE made like 6 months ago,,,,, and what even,,, it’s like a fever dream and i don’t remember anything,,, guess he just transcends everything now

[epicflyingtaco17]

How season 3 will begin. 

[wittyusrnamegoeshere]

Hey siri? How do I tell my parents I got an F? I already told them about the D- but now there’s the F... soooooooooooooooooooo

Sincerely, a broke college student who is a burnt out former gifted student....

[anastoundingmango]

sadboyhalo sketches 

[parcai]

Nobody:

Octavian, looking at Percy's pillow pet:

[felassan]

I’m rly enjoying The Mandalorian, my only complaint (and it’s not the show that did this so it’s not really anything to do with it) is that it reminds me of the changes to the Star Wars EU, which at the risk of sounding like Comic Book Guy or a pedant or whatever, I’m still salty about lmao. I liked it better when Mandalorians were a multi-species and multi-gender culture. .

[fall-in-love-with-a-demisexual]

Fall in love with a demisexual who will always love you even though they know you don’t love them.

[spearxwind]

tbh i associate the crying cat meme with u so much?? the other day i scrolled through my dash and the crying cat image came up in a post and my brain immediately went "!!!! that must be a post from windy!!!" (it wasn't)

jkdjkhf i astral projected to post that image 

tok but seriously hats really great bc in the squad server we have so many crying cat emojis and now that im nitro i can literally use them EVERYWHERE 

like. four out of all these are just crying cats (not pictured the zoomed in white crying cat that i also use) 

and furthermore, adri has a command that sends one of the crying cats

i also did this legendary edit

the crying cat is probably my favorite meme now that i think about it

[harrypotterstuffdude]

Sorry for this one

Bellatrix: “YOU COULDVE KILLED ME”

Dobby: “This is so sad, Alexa play despacito”

[mustard-must]

Can’t believe allmightzawa is dead