#Poor Mercuria

[the-blossica-fan]

In the Actors AU (yes I'm on a roll o7), I'd like to imagine what the Mercuria fans must have been thinking, seeing her go from brownies to getting two girlfriends and almost completely shifting gears

A LOT of people probably think she's whipped for the two

Which IS true, but there's a nicer way of saying it lol

Drunk Mercuria (Irish coffee probably, it contains whisky iirc) definitely starts a stream by accident and just says how much she misses her girlfriends

Do not tell her to look behind her she will see them and then cheer

(I also love Actors AU dw)

LMAO

Mercuria definitely just did a full 180 in her content. What used to be ways to make Weed brownies and cookies, adult candies and all that crap is now a bunch of tarot cards reading and meditations, which was such a whiplash.

Her fan base, before and after the switch, wondered what happened. It's only after she posts a video with her girlfriends that they finally pierce together the puzzle. Their beloved smoker and brownie maker fell in love and left that content behind.

Good for her, good for her

Now the fan base is putting her under the "Head over heels, whipped, fell down bad" category alongside Windsong and Lorelei despite her not being a girl failure.

I mean, doing a full 180 in over two months just for your gfs is full down bad behaviour. Though she does stream one in a while, it's mostly just games or answering some questions from the fan base (this particular phenomenon is brought up a lot)

So it's no surprise one day she just starts streaming, face red, a cup of coffee in her hands. She's not even aware she's streaming, she's just playing a random game (probably Stardew Valley) and just begins to ramble to herself.

She says how much she misses her girlfriends because of schedule and stuff without realizing that today's the day they come back, and they're very much watching the stream too.

When a random used who goes by the very discreet name of MotorloverJ99 tells her through private text to look behind her, she cheers in a drunken manner and launches herself at her two girlfriends.

She deleted that stream and hasn't even touched her media in a week, too embarrassing. ESPECIALLY when the people who make funny clips got to it. She's never going to forget.

[hestiaember]

"I... think I could use having someone around," she admitted. Normally, she didn't mind being alone, even if she preferred to have some friendly company, but these Games she oscillated between both extremes. She either wanted to lock herself in her room, hide under the covers, and ignore reality, or she wanted to distract, distract, distract so she didn't have to think about the things she'd watched her son go through. The things she'd watched her son do himself. "If I'm left alone for too long right now I... Well, I'll lose focus on what needs to be done here for Slate-- and Mercuria," she tacked on, admittedly too late, "and that's what really matters."

Phoenix waved Hestia's concern away with a flick of her wrist. "Truly bad company is rare. Especially in victor circles. We can sit here and remain quiet, no need for small talk or anything like that. Or we can talk. Either way, I don't mind." She looked over at the woman, her lips rising in a small smile, encouraging, reassuring. "Whatever you would like best."

[ask-garnet-n-ruby]

If you can break Cinder, would Cinder then let Emerald and Mercuria(Fem Mercury) bend to th as well?

“You say that as if I WASN’T intending on doing that for my Masters.” Cinder smirked, looked at her two subordinates being hammered by twins. Ruby was having her fun pounding Mercury in a Mating Press. Looking to pump another load inside of the silver-haired girl’s tight cunt. While the kick-boxer was holding Ruby close unconsciously. Her Metallic legs shooting up straight as her pussy clenched, milking the younger girls cock. 

Meanwhile Garnet had Emerald in a prone boning position, Garnet was drilling his cock, balls deep inside of Sustrai’s ass. Meaty slaps filling the air as the crimsonette had the girl in a deep headlock. Forcing Emerald’s eyes to roll into the back of her head as she tightened up considerably. Another mind-breaking orgasm crashing down on the poor girl. 

“Now while they had resisted at first, Emerald more so. They overall succumbed to the pleasure of Ruby and Garnet’s dick. As God intended.” Cinder giggled. 

[possessedscholar]

Riza, Vanda, and Magnus

Riza:

Full Name: Riza FellkirkGender and Sexuality: Agender, Pan Pronouns: They/themEthnicity/Species: NephilimBirthplace and Birthdate: The capital of their world’s demonic realm (unnamed at the moment), birthdate unthought of.Guilty Pleasures: Romance Novels, the more overly-saccharine the better. Also, he’s the one that helps Arche come up with her horrible pickup linesPhobias: Spiders, also whatever the phobia for dying alone is.What They Would Be Famous For: They’ve made a sarcastic quip to all 72 Goetic Demons with no consequences (this is a big deal as their job requires Riza to be polite and most certainly not sarcastic to said 72 demons.) They were too much in awe at Riza’s mastery of the forces of sass to do anything.What They Would Get Arrested For: One day, they’re gonna finally meet the one demon that is both their superior and one they cannot sass off to consequence free (Zel). Insubordination charges will follow shortly, even if everyone agrees Riza’s comment was called for. Nothing will really come of it cause Arche’s got the whole “Screw the rules I made them!” thing, but the arrest was still there.OC You Ship Them With: Vanda, Rebecca, and Arche.OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Zel.Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Romance novels. For non-guilty pleasures, Comedy. Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: when characters don’t communicate things properly for no damn reason.Talents and/or Powers: The sardonic forces of sass and sarcasm bend to their will! Also they’re damn good at potion making and alchemyWhy Someone Might Love Them: Once you get to know them, Riza’s a wonderful friend who’s like the mom friend but not overbearing (usually, anyways.). And once you date them, they’re a total f**king sweetheart, man.Why Someone Might Hate Them: They’re not usually the most expressive in most situations, and the extreme levels of sardonic humor and sarcasm aren’t for everyone. Also, they’re pretty arrogant regarding their status as a master alchemist and apothecary. Actually, they’re pretty arrogant regarding most of the things they’re the best at. Also kind of condescending in the politeness they give others.How They Change: They probably learn to stop being so arrogant, replace the condescending politeness with real politeness. Also tone down the sarcasm from time to time, and maybe stop acting like showing an emotion in public will kill them.Why You Love Them: Because they’re a pretty cool guy who’d make a pretty good friend, jerk moments aside.

Vanda:

Full Name: Vandaliam Argentum Mercuria AurosGender and Sexuality: Female, BiPronouns: She/HerEthnicity/Species: Elven DullahanBirthplace and Birthdate: Evershade (Elven commerce city), birthdate unthought of.Guilty Pleasures: She’s quite enjoys looking at the booty, though she’d prefer people not know she looks at the booty (Think the phrase “I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave)Phobias: Gold unnerves her. Being a Dullahan may grant immense power, but it comes with a fear of gold for whatever odd reason (it’s probably the fact that gold is to a Dullahan what silver is to most demons in this world)What They Would Be Famous For: They’re Elven Nobility and a Dullahan. She’d be pretty well known about by even non-Elven Nobility. And what they know says “No gold, and don’t offend her because she could END YOU.”What They Would Get Arrested For: Finally following through on that “She could END YOU” thing. Or at least it would if she didn’t know better than to challenge the offending noble to a duel first.OC You Ship Them With: Riza, Rebecca, and Arche.OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Onisa.Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Murder mysteryLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: killing animals for cheap drama.Talents and/or Powers: All the kickass powers that come with being a Dullahan.Why Someone Might Love Them: Always upholds a promise (or at least lets you know she’ll try) and is very honest, which is great when you need an honest opinion. Plus, she gives great advice on many things, actually uses her political influence to help people, and unlike Arche her flirting isn't near as over the top. Also, someone upsets you? Welp time to go defend your honor nope nothing you say’s gonna stop her.Why Someone Might Hate Them: She’s... not as good at hiding the fact that she’s ogling the booty as she thinks she is. And that honesty does bring it’s fair share of enemies at times (it tends to translate into being poor at keeping secrets). And her tendency to be swayed in politics through pressure doesn’t make her many allies.How They Change: Learning to stand for themselves in the Elven Courts, for one. Also getting better at secrets (both keeping and learning of them), because political people love them some secrets.Why You Love Them: Her honesty is nice, plus it’s nice to think about a political figure that isn’t an asshole.

Magnus:

Full Name: Magnus Bronzehide McFlexington, A.V.S.C (Stands for “A Very Serious Character)Gender and Sexuality: Male, AcePronouns: He/HimEthnicity/Species: Bronze DragonbornBirthplace and Birthdate: Unknown and Unknown.Guilty Pleasures: He feels no guilt.Phobias: He fears only the possibility that one of the gods that lives only because he knows about will cease to exist when he dies.What They Would Be Famous For: They’re a Dragonborn Cleric that preaches the concept of religion and why you should follow one. He’d be known for that if nothing else.What They Would Get Arrested For: Preaching too loudly in a public space, and getting into a fight with someone heckling himOC You Ship Them With: None.OC Most Likely To Murder Them: No OCs, but someone might.Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Religious Texts, though he appreciates all writing in generalLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: None. He appreciates all writing, flaws and all.Talents and/or Powers: Somehow worshiping the concept of religion itself (and to a lesser extent all the gods ever) grants them a wide multitude of powers and nobody knows how (general consensus is that it’s because he doesn’t know it should work like that, and the Gods have decided to humor him).Also, he somehow has all knowledge relating to all gods that have existed, currently exist, will exist, and could exist. And because some ancient gods died out with the passing of their last followers (this being a world where some gods exist only because people know about them), he kind of single-handedly revived them.Why Someone Might Love Them: Not as serious as you’d think. In fact, he’s quite good at comedy. Also, he tends to have a calming presence to him, despite being like, 8 foot tall and covered in bronze scales.Why Someone Might Hate Them: His preaching gets a bit much at times. Also, the whole “All Gods are important” thing pisses of more than a few staunchly alligned fellows.How They Change: Dunno, I’ll get back to you on that one.Why You Love Them: Giant cleric dude who’s main method of attacking is to throw one of his very large, very heavy religious books at you while shouting “RELIGION!” at the top of his lungs. In other words, the most ridiculous character I have. What’s not to love?

[m-tribs]

Had this gone well? Typically she hadn't known threats to be greeted with smiles. But maybe that was just the way Careers interacted. "Uh, yeah!" she reasserted. "Yeah. So don't make a mistake around me or... or I'll get you."

It was full bluff. But she was playing it off, right? The waver in her voice simply added to the intimidation, she was sure of it. And that was a perfectly scary thing to say. Yeah. She was crushing this.

Helios furrowed his brows. "Wasn't that- Nevermind." This conversation was confusing. He hadn't entirely signed up for philosophizing about how beautiful some things could be made by external influences.

For a moment, Helios merely looked at Mercuria, scrutinizing. Then, he broke out into a wide grin. "Quite the declaration, Twelve. So your strategy is waiting until someone makes a mistake, so you can get the drop on them?"

[ash503-blog]

Hold Up

The mystery blonde steps in front of her, seeing he has really scared the poor, purple alien.

???: “Wait are you a...an... a-ali-”

Mercuria: “I am a being from another galaxy, which here on earth you call, an alien.”

???: “You can’t be serious, all that stuff is just made up!”

Mercuria: “I shall make you a deal, blonde-haired human, if you allow me inside you’re abode, I shall prove it to you.”

???: “I don’t usually let strangers inside but... I gotta know, so fine. My name’s Luca by the way.”

[albaniaenergymarket-lg]

Albania, from oil reserves to the natural gas, by Dr Lorenc Gordani, 21th June 2017

Albania, from the largest continental onshore oil reserves in Europe, to the new bridge between the Balkans and Italy, by Dr Lorenc Gordani

Petroleum and Gas Production: 1.4 mln ton/year Patos-Marinza Oil Reserves: 200 mln barrels Estimated Oil Reserves: 500 mln barrels Albania’s long history of oil production dates back some 2,000 years, when the Romans mined bitumen in the southwest (Apollonia, today the city of Fier) to caulk their ships. The first wells were drilled in the early 1900s, with Rockefeller's Standard Oil and the predecessor of BP, Anglo Persian Oil Company, leading the expansion of Albania’s oil industry. In 1932, the largest European onshore oil field was discovered at Patos-Marinza, now operated by Bankers Petroleum. Crude oil production in Albania in 1929 was 750 tons of crude oil. After World War II production increased steadily and recorded the highest pick in 1974 with an annual production of 2.25 million tons equivalent to 38,408 barrels/day). In the 80s, oil production fell under 1 million tons per year and did not pick up until 2012. Oil production through petroleum agreements increased 3 times in the last five years. According studies performed by foreign companies and Albpetrol between year 1985 and 1990, petroleum reserves at existing Albanian drill sites totalled about 437.6 million tons, however recoverable stocks estimated based on extracting methods applied in those years amounted to only 81 million tons. Based on the same studies Albania's known natural gas reserves have been estimated at 18,164 million Nm3 and lie mainly in the Kuçova and Patos areas. Albpetrol reported cumulative gas produced until the end of 2012 of 12,504 million Nm3. The Albanian Government has not undertaken further studies to reassess oil and gas reserves in accordance with current international standards. In 2015, oil and gas sector counted five companies extracting crude oil in the southern part of Albania and four companies engaged in exploration activities. The State participated in the upstream oil sector through direct ownership of Albpetrol, engaged in exploration, development and production of oil and gas. Albpetrol holds shares as a primary licensee in all oil fields discovered up to 1993. In order to pursue efficient operations, Albpetrol sub-granted its rights to private oil companies. Production of crude oil has more than doubled since 2003, when private oil companies started operating in the sector. During 2015, MEI commenced procedures for allocation of the free on-shore exploration blocks: 4, 5, C, Panaja and Dumre and free off-shore exploration blocks: Joni-5 and Rodoni. At the end of 2015, MEI was in process of negotiating the PSA with consortium Petromanas Albania GmbH. & Shell Upstream Albania B.V. (Shell) for the exploration block 4 and Navitas Petroleum Limited (Navitas) for Dumre exploration blocks. On 15 March 2016, MEI and AKBN undersigned a PSA with Albanides Energy, for the on-shore exploration block number 8. This PSA is approved via Council of the Ministers Decision (CMD) on 26 April 2016. The CMD and the translated version of the PSA is published in the official gazette number 63/2016. At the date of this article, the negotiations with Shell dhe Navitas are yet not finalised.

In 2015, AKBN reported domestic crude oil production at 1,279 thousand ton with an estimated worth of USD 325 million. Bankers Petroleum operating the Patos-Marinza oilfield, extracted about 89% of total crude oil output in 2015. Whereas, Albpetrol production counted at about 4% of domestic output. Fiscal and non-fiscal revenue collected from the oil and gas sector were above 1.1% of total revenue recorded in the National budget in 2015. Currently oil refining in the country focuses on production of bitumen and petroleum coke. Internal consumption is fulfilled through imported refined oil, meanwhile crude oil produced in the country is exported to be refined abroad, etc. ARMO Sh.a. (“ARMO”) is the only oil refining company operating in Albania. ARMO is established as a spin off from the State-owned oil company Albpetrol Sh.a. in April 1999. In August 2008, the Albanian Government privatized 85% of the shares in ARMO to Anika Mercuria Refinery Associated Oil (“AMRA Oil”), established by Albanian entrepreneurs, who sold their shares in AMRA Oil to Heaney Asset Corporation (80%) and Refinery Associate of Texas (20%) in August 2013. Since then Heaney Asset Corporation had effective control in ARMO through indirect ownership of 68% of the shares. ARMO’s accounts were blocked by many seizure orders issued by its creditor banks, suppliers, tax authorities etc. The operation of the refineries of Ballsh and Fier were rented out to respectively to Deveron Oil Albania Sh.a (Deveron), affiliated to ARMO, and TPD Trading Petrol & Drilling Sh.a. (TPD). In 2016, Bankers Petroleum announced signing of a conditional domestic offtake crude oil sales agreement with Ionian Refining and Trading Co. – IRTC SH.A. (“IRTC”) to sell up to 65% of its crude oil production pre-payment. Oil produced in the country is mostly exported to be refined abroad. Internal consumption for refined oil is fulfilled through imported oil. Exports of crude oil comprised about 55% of total exports from extractive sector at the end of 2015, contributing to 13% of total exports. During the last five years, petroleum was exported mainly to the Western Europe countries, where Italy appears to be the major importer of oil, followed by Spain and Malta. Currently, crude oil is transported via oil tanks from the oil fields to the costal terminal of La Petrolifera Italo-Albanese Sh.a. in the Port of Vlora. La Petrolifera Italo-Albanese Sh.a. operates the costal terminal for oil, LPG and their derivatives in the port of Vlora serving the upstream oil and gas companies with the deposit of crude oil to be exported. There are no State-owned companies offering portual oil deposit capacities. Oil transporting capacities include also two crude oil pipelines that connect the two refineries with each other and to Vlora oil terminal. In total, the oil pipeline network is 188 km long and has a capacity of 2.5 million tons per year. Both pipelines are out of operation due to poor condition.

Albania will have access to gas supply in five years through connecting to the Trans-Adriatic Pipeline crossing through 215 kilometres the southern part of Albania. Albania hopes to be a major player in the distribution of gas in the region as a result of the Trans Adriatic Pipeline, TAP, which will start bringing natural gas from the Caspian Sea to Europe in 2020. Albania has already formed a public company, Albagaz, to handle the transmission and distribution of TAP natural gas in the country and in neighbouring lands. Albania will play a leading role in participating in the building of two big regional projects deriving from the TAP. The Albania-Kosovo Gas Pipeline, ALKOGAP, is a single project pipeline that aims to transmit natural gas from Albania to neighbouring Kosovo. The pre-feasibility study for this project is expected to finish in 2018 but we want to emphasize the strategic importance of this project, which will gasify Kosovo, as one of the only countries not connected with European gas networks. The project was included in a general plan approved by Albania's Council of Minister in December 2016. The gas route is expected to have a length of 260 km with a capacity to transmit around 2 billion cubic meters of natural gas, bcm, a year. Of this, 1 to 1.3 bcm will go to Albania and 0.5 to 0.7 bcm will be for Kosovo. The other major project that is expected to be financed mainly with EU money is the Ionian Adriatic Pipeline, IAP, which will provide gas also for Montenegro, Bosnia and Croatia. The deal on this was brokered by energy ministers of the four countries meeting in Montenegro in May 2016. Within this year, a unit with representatives from the countries and from the Azerbaijan state oil company, SOCAR, will start work. The study for its construction is expected to finish within 2019 and then the physical part of the project will kick off. Construction of this pipeline would deal with the gasification of Albania, Montenegro, South Croatia and Bosnia. The project is 540 km long, starting from Fier in Albania and finishing in Split in Croatia. The total investment for the project is 618 million euros. The IAP will have a capacity to transmit around 5 billion cubic meters of natural gas, bcm, of which 1 bcm will be for Albania, 0.5 for Montenegro, 1 for Bosnia and 2.5 bcm for Croatia. Disclaimer: While every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of this publication, it is not intended to provide legal advice as individual situations will differ and should be discussed with an expert and/or lawyer. For specific technical or legal advice on the information provided and related topics, please contact the editor at the “lorenc_gordani@albaniaenergy.org”.

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[slate-skylar]

Slate nodded as he spoke because she was putting words to how he'd always felt about Twelve. Everything he'd written about home and she'd said it more clearly and succinctly. It was the kindness. "Even if they didn't understand, people from home did," Slate said. He couldn't remember the details of what she'd said, but he was sure that he'd felt that kindness as he sat watching the old TV with poor reception in Misty's house. "It's like... as harsh as it is in Twelve, people are good to each other. We're all we have." Hestia had, genuinely, been all he had at one point. He wasn't sure if he'd ever returned the favor. An idea started to form in his mind, becoming more concrete, the idea of talking about Hestia, sharing about what her kindness had meant, if briefly. Just so that people would know. So she would know. "Even now Mercuria is being... well, she says she'll die to save me, and that's-- it's fucked up, but it's... Twelve. Nobody from here would do that or even say that for someone else." Even if he didn't want Merc to follow through, had told her and begged her not to. "What about your district partner?"

"I'm here now. We can talk about it now." Before it's too late. And she meant it-- while she didn't volunteer information about the Games to her children, she'd never explicitly closed the door to questions, either. Their curiosity wasn't a sin, and now, it could even be Slate's salvation. His first question was, true to Slate, was one that was difficult to answer. "It's hard to say why I did much of anything when I was fourteen," she began, because truly, there had been so much in her time as a tribute that had been instinct, panic, and naivety. "But I suppose I wanted to share as much of myself as I could, and so much of who I am is because of Twelve. Because of the kindness I found there. They have nothing and gave me everything. People here have everything and asked me to somehow give even more. I wanted them to understand."

[the-blossica-fan]

Live Kanjira and Mercuria Reactions (they would watch a movie with the duckie in a heartbeat):

NOOO MATILDA

Poor little duck, she must've felt so bad watching the movie by herself.

Damn you're right, those girls would leave everything to watch that move with her 😞

[the-blossica-fan]

Turns about half of the Suitcase dwellers into Udimos.

Let their partners have fun with that.

😦 ← The silly that has to look up their Udimos

I can Imagine Mesmer Jr is pretty easy to take care of, I mean... It's not even an animal You just have to make sure it's in a safe place, and if it moves, you have to make sure it's not floating around where it shouldn't.

Vertin is just sitting by this thing that's Mesmer Jr taking a sip of her tea while offering some to the inanimate object (Mesmer says no)

Blonney is almost some sort of cursed doll so picture Jessica proudly showing off the weirdest toy ever and treating it like her girlfriend, because it is. Blonney is not even a menace she's just sitting there annoyed and fixing her fabric, it's Jessica that's the problem.

Jessica places Blonney on her back, asks her to hold tight and then runs around with Udimo Blonney and poor girl indeed, she's fearing for her life in case she flies away.

Udimo Jessica is more simple, it's a hyperactive deer that just cuddles up to Blonney. And Blonney has her on a leash for both of their safety, trust her, she knows her deer better.

Tooth Fairy is a simple bird, she perches on the top of Madam Z's head and stays there all the time, sometimes she flies all over the room of lies on her lover's hand, but other than that, she's just lying on her head. And chirping really loudly when Z goes through her fifth cup of coffee.

Imagine Windsong holding a fish in her hands with a red fabric on its head and a goofy smile, the fish is not in pain and is just there, in Windsong's hands. Windsong has no idea what to do or what just happened but the fish is asking for food and she delivers, and yes it does get put in water don't worry.

As for Vila, she carries Windsong on her scarf and from time to time, shows her off! It's her cute girlfriend that got turned into a small creature that's just as pitiful as her normal self! Best of cares for Udimo Windsong

I can imagine Kanjira picking up Ducktilda and showing her off to everybody else. She's just too cute!! But Matilda hates this embarrassment and is quacking the whole way, she's also not getting her feathers wet or anything, Nuh uh. Mercuria doesn't pick her up as much, she just lets her walk around and lay on her lap if she wants, but she's definitely pocking her or petting her.

Kanjira is pretty much like Punji, mischievous snake scaring everyone she sees and hiding under her lovers clothes because she can and because she wants to.

Mercuria Udimo? Girl looks like she consumed a stack of weed and just laid there in unicorn form. Yes she's just oddly calm and since she's no longer a human, it's rare. Matilda and Kanjira try to encourage her to run around and she just flops on the ground and sleeps. Me core ngl

Kakania in Udimo form is a smart parrot, she talks a lot and is moving around too much. She ends up in Isolde's arms eventually and is being spoiled, petting her head, giving her best quality food and providing her with warmth. What's better than being spoiled by your lover?

Isolde Udimo is similar to Tooth Fairy, she hides in Kakania's huge hat and only comes out when Kakania herself asks her to. She just likes being there for no reason at all.

Yes, rare not doomed Isolkania because I'm bitter.

[the-blossica-fan]

Greetings!

Actors Au - the sliver haired trio, Vertin, Mercuria, Vert pulling pranks on other cast members. Who else would prank everyone else?

I can see Vertin and Vert coming up with funny shit and Mercuria just gets roped in.

Usually victims? - Windsong, Sonetto and Matilda. The only ones not a victims of at least one is TF, Kakania and Isolde (maybe the Hoffmans as well?) (Marcus as sell gets added because she baby and they feel bad attempting to prank her.

Them collectively giving Schnieder the pineapple pizza with the most deadpan stare until she starts counting and they start running.

Windsong is a common victim to their pranks on set but so knock it off when Vila tells them too.

Matilda receiving giant duck and baguette plushies in front of her trailer (she does love them regardless)

Druvis getting hit with the Onceler song and on one occassion Vertin and Vert rocking up to her in Lorax costumes.

Up to you any other pranks they may do!

Hello comrade!!

Oh Lord, the little pranksters...

Mercuria is one of the big ones who makes the Matilda pranks, she might even do them by herself. But on everyone else, she gets dragged along.

Vert plays a bunch of jokes on Lilya since she's allowed to drink alcohol in set. She grabs her bottle of vodka and pours in Vinegar before putting it back, recording every moment of it.

"ДЕРЬМО, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" You can hear the pain in her voice as she spits out the whole gulp she just took, coughing and gagging while Vert laughs maniacally in the background.

Zima also gets them pranks, sadly. He finds one of the pages of his story to be just printings of the same word all over again, "GET STICK BUGGED IDIOT" and a drawing of a stick bug. He has found them in pages of the works he's about to put together multiple times, he's slowly becoming paranoid.

Is there truly a stick bug around?

The prank on Marcus could have been simple, they made the classic prank about the water bucket on the door, they were laughing until they saw soaked Marcus' pitiful eyes about to sob and they felt so bad they just stopped laughing and helped her dry.

Poor girl was so pathetic they had to stop and get her some blankets and candy. Due to that, they also stopped playing pranks on Greta.

Greta's pranks would be switching the sugar in her coffee for salt and watching her spit it out and feel so weirded out of confusing salt and sugar.

Adler's not escaping the pranks I'm sorry. They're simple but effective. He has incredible muscle memory so by just moving his cup of coffee two centimeters to the left while he's working had him bumping against it and the panic on his face as he freezes is majestic.

Jessica used to get the short end of the stick with the pranks as she's very innocent, they would switch her lettuce for leaves and she would be pretty confused eating that, or they would tell her something completely wrong and watch her spread it around.

They stopped once Blonney started chasing them with a chainsaw, she swears it's a prop but my Lord when you see a girl chasing after you at full speed with a chainsaw, you get traumas.

Madam Z also gets some pranks here and there. They keep stealing her candies and watch her walk around looking for them for 30 minutes before placing them back in their place. Or doodle a 🖕 on the bottom of her cup so everytime she takes a sip she flips off someone and has to watch their offended reaction.

Kaalaa Baunaa's telescope keeps getting obstructed by paper and she's one second away from committing hate crimes against humanity. She just wants to watch the stars and she sees a "Ma laif w/ot u" white text on a black paper. She's mad.

Diggers pranks consist of them grabbing his cigarettes, wetting them and putting them back, he doesn't understand why they no longer work.

I got this idea for Matilda that they just placed a fake fish covered in chocolate outside of her door, knocked on said door and then when she opened it and looked at the fish there's an audio that does "Le fishe au Chocolat"

Mesmer Jr prank, replace coffee with Monster and watch the disaster.

Arcana's prank consists of the entire crew having to ask for pink clothes, switch her entire wardrobe to hello kitty and pink clothes and watch her angrily make her way towards them while dressed in a Hello Kitty shirt and pink shorts.

Then there's Theophil whose pranks are made by Trista, the epic addition to the prankster trio, who makes mustaches on his every painting until he notices.

The reason why they don't make pranks on Isolde (and by addition, Klara) is because they once did, they grabbed isolde's Kakania plushie, placed it on top of the door so when Isolde walked in it would drop into a bucket of colored water (it wouldn't damage and if it did they would buy her a new one) but instead of panicking or being worried, Isolde stood there motionlessly for an hour before sobbing

She spent the entire day like this → 😞

The girls were not only weirded out but strangely guilty.

[the-blossica-fan]

Matilda, Mercuria and Kanjira (probably) when seeing Kimberly's beast form: 😳

Bringing these four to a battle is like bringing a magnum, a knife, a baseball bat and an AC-130 to a knife fight 😭

Alternatively, Kimberly would SO be the type to pester others. She's on her way to chat with Windsong ^-^ (Windsong feels a bit scaried)

Imagine it happens like in her trailer and she gets into her beast form to sleep on top of them and they have to get used to breathingn't.

They would be very, very surprised by that but oh well, it's just a big cat tagging after the three.

Yeah I agree, poor whoever is fighting against them, the three lovers and the murderous woman that follows her.

Matilda decided to drop Kimberly off in the suitcase so she and her girlfriends could enjoy some alone time together, and Kimberly needed to talk to someone, poor Windsong who was the only one she saw when she said goodbye to her master.

"Hello lady! You're so pretty, are you Windsong? Oh, my master talked about you! She said you're a bit pitiful but knowledgeable!"

Windsong looked around for Vila in panic, slowly backing away "Uh, yeah, and uh. You, you are...?"

"Ms. Kimberly! My master told me to get along with others so I'm going to get along with you!"

And she spent the entire day chasing after a panicked Windsong. Vila had to step in and now it's Kimberly chasing after a panicked Windsong and a peaceful Vila.

[the-blossica-fan]

Something tells me that, when first meeting Kanjira, Matilda immediately wrote about the size of her forehead. Of course, shje later forget about this, and instead found it quite cute.

And then Mercuria found that and her first impressions of Mercuria ('a diviner who has probably eaten a brownie')

Now, sure. Mercuria's was correct in a fashion. but Kanjira did look a bit hurt at the forehead comment. Cue the duck appearing to her room's door with rain pouring over her and holding chocolates as an apology (the rain is actually just Mercuria holding a hose pipe off around the corner)

(those chocolates were obtained with help of Pioneer)

Knowing Matilda, yeah! She probably had it written somewhere in a sticky note, almost like what Hoffman (HOGMAN BWJDJWJS) did with Heinrich.

She probably wouldn't throw it away, mistake number 1.

(now thinking about it, Kanjira and 37 have such a big forehead but where's your other smart, girl)

Mercuria would find hers about how weird and probably high she was during that time and she'd laugh. True, she did probably have a brownie or two at that time, so she found it funny.

Meanwhile Kanjira... It might be something she's insecure about, so reading that as her first impression did make her feel bad, thus the next scene.

Three polite knocks on the door with a squeaky shout of a "Kanjira, it's me, Matilda!" And once Kanjira opens the door, she sees the poor duck standing under the 'rain', completely soaked and with a box covered in plastic.

"Why is you wet? It shouldn't rain inside the suitcase"

"D-don't pay attention to that!! I'm here to apologize!"

And Pioneer and Mercuria are holding back their laughter while they hold the pipe, trying to be serious with this apology.

[the-blossica-fan]

I imagine that the fanfic Matilda wrote about herself (and Sonetto) will be revised now lol

I'm writing a drabble on Matilda's new autobiography of herself, Kanjira and Mercuria, and her trying her hardest not for either of them to read it

(They do. They're flattered, but... the way Matilda describes them has them flustered. (She only means well 😭))

STOP

Poor girl can't catch a break 😞

Matilda ripped that fanfic to pieces and threw it into the trash. NO ONE has to know, no one.

She writes her emotions into notes for herself, it's therapeutic to her, and since she has a history of making fanfiction, she wrote that autobiography holding everything she thinks, including about her lovers.

It's a secret she'd rather take to the grave. Unfortunately she couldn't.

Writing almost every day with such passion ends up catching the eye of people, and since her lovers are around her almost at all times, they were understandably curious. It's quite surprising Matilda's ability with the pen, she writes so beautifully and it makes every word personal.

However, this has a downside, and it is that if you write so personally, your descriptions are as well.

"Every day I see Mercuria, I fall in love more and more. Her eyes are always calm, her face straight, but it's her warmth that makes me feel at ease. She's so beautiful, if I had to compare her to something, it would be the moon, and I'm always surprised someone like me is able to even lay my hand on her own."

"Kanjira is like the sun to me, she shines by herself, her happiness and beautiful smile, beautiful personality, it makes my cold days the warmest I have ever felt. I adore how she can find happiness and optimism in every situation, and everything she does, everything she makes, to me; it's beautiful."

They never mentioned reading it.

And yes, she has described them physically, and no, I will not mention that part.

[the-blossica-fan]

Matilda and J training would seen like it's bonding but dear lord does that duckie get a work out to the max lol 😭

It might seem like a cute bonding time between siblings but oh Lord, Matilda's body is NOT supporting.

J would push her to her limits and make her do it nearly every day. The girl's muscles are in pain and she solely relies on her lovers' embrace to keep her sane.

He just doesn't want small fry to lose the muscles he worked so hard to give her

And he's definitely helping her out with Mercuria and Kanjira at the cost of her muscles (poor duckie)

[the-blossica-fan]

mental image of, after j and matilda got their bodies back, Matilda didn't realise she had abs now (ty j).

even though mercuria makes a small smile at it, it takes until kanjira's face goes a deep red and her stuttering on matilda's new abs to figure it out lol

can you imagine the scene like i can /sillyweis

Oh Lord I can see it

After they managed to get their bodies back, J wore a smug smile all this time while Matilda didn't truly understand why, she gave him a weird side-eye and said goodbye, ignoring completely how strong her arms felt and, since she always covers herself a lot, her abs.

Matilda walks up to Mercuria and Kanjira in her own body, proudly showing off the fact that she's back into her own body. Mercuria is the first to notice the change, Matilda's arms were stronger and more defined in comparison to her skinny arms (shockingly for how strong she is), she covered her smile with her mouth and looked away.

Kanjira found out the fun way. She launched herself at Matilda's arms and wrapped her own around the girl's neck, prompting Matilda to hold her waist to hold her weight. Kanjira physically stopped moving once she felt a stronger grip around her waist. She pulled away from the hug, making Matilda confused (and slightly sad but that's a secret), and looked at her arms

"Oh..."

Her face got so red so quickly. Those strong and muscular arms were wrapped around... Her waist. Mercuria has fun watching the realization sink into Kanjira, she kind of wanted the same but it's funnier to see the poor girl struggle to form sentences while her eyes can't even stare at Matilda's.

"Uh, Mon Amour, what are you looking at?" And the Matilda looked at her own arms and realized. "..EH?!"

They all owe J a thank you.