#Pony is just a little guy
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Real housewives of Tulsa
12:30 pm
Sodapop: I hate Dally
Sodapop: he literally thinks he's all that like- I’m the star!!
Sodapop: OMG I FORGOT DALLY WAS IN THIS GC
Dally: The f*ck did you just say about me you stupid b*tch
Dally: I will beat the living sh*t out of you
Ponyboy:HELP
Ponyboy: JOHNNY HELP
Sodapop:See?? Your a bit threatening Dal 💔
Ponyboy: JOHNNY HELP
Ponyboy: JOHNNY PLEASWE HELPPPd SOMEONES HELPP
Darry: Soda and Dally, stop it.
Sodapop: Dally, lets talk about emotions!
Ponyboy: HELP PLEASEB FKJBDJHWBEJHBJHDE HEKL_#EOPLPP
Johnny: Pony?
Ponyboy: uybhj nm …. Asuywgds .kl,
Steve: MAN GOT JUMPED LOL
Sodapop: IMAGINE
Dally: Man down
Dally: Just, stop
Ponyboy: Icaaaant kjghcxtd6ruhjbHELOAPDIPPPSPP
Dally: Pussy
Sodapop: i get so much of that
Steve: what?
Sodapop: stevebuddusy
Two-bit: this is interesting
Ponyboy: This is Tulsa’s official hospital.
Two-bit: nah bro is DEAD
Johnny: NAURRRRR
Dally: Whos gonna tell Darry 💀
Johnny: you
Sodapop: steve stop i dont wanna bang rn
Sodapop: Later though
Sodapop: is a different story
Two-bit: I should add Darry to the chat
Dally has added Darry to the The real house wifes of tulsa
Two-bit: DALLY I WAS GONNA DO THAT
Sodapop: STEVE HURRY UP
Sodapoop: We needs bang
Darry: tf
Ponyboy: HWHEJEJHK H@GFJBKNJB@U HELPpppAxzpPxpp
Johnny: Yippee, you’re alive!
Dally: Man is actually getting murdered rn 💀
Ponyboy: HELPPPEPPOWODSJDOSHFJK
Ponyboy Curtis cannot receive messages anymore
Johnny: NOOOOO POOKIE 💔
Steve: MAN IS DEAD
Two-bit: @Darry
Darry: what? Can you take me off this chat
Dally: your brothers dead
Darry: which one
Dally: the parasite
Darry: he’s fine, he’s faking like everything he does
Ponyboy: this is Tulsa official hospital speaking, we have “Ponyboy Micheal Curtis” in the hospital currently. I would like to speak with his family about his condition.
Johnny: I’M COMING BAE
Ponyboy: I would like to speak to either “Sodapop Patrick Curtis” or “Darrel Jr. Curtis?” is that possible?
Sodapop: yo
Steve: Put your pants back on before talking to the doctor
Soda: they can’t see me
Steve: who picks up their phone in the middle on banging
Soda: we can continue in a minute, i think ponys dead
Steve: well tell to stop, he’s interrupting
Two-bit: Someone get darry please 💀
Two-bit: @Darry
Darry: What do you guys need? I thought I asked you to remove me
Ponyboy: again. I would like to speak to one of Ponyboy Michael Curtis legal guardians. I will have to take him off life support if I do not get a response.
Steve: Lmao imagine being on life support
Johnny: NAUR DON’T DO THAT 💔💔💔
Darry: I'm a guardian, what's wrong with him?
Ponyboy Curtis: He is concused, broken leg, possible brain damage, broken wrist, and a few open cuts on he face
Johnny: STOP IM COMING BAE
Darry: Tell him to walk it off. Im at work.
Two-bit : NAHHHHHHHH “WALK IT OFF” 💀
Soda: is he Alive?
Ponyboy: he is hardly conscious.
Dally: weakling
THE STUFF YOU WRITE IS MAKING ME KMS
“walk it off” -Darry
NAHHHHHHH 💀💀💀
#Asks#the outsiders#two bit mathews#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#johnny cade#ponyboy curtis#steve randle#dallas winston#dally winston#Pony is just a little guy
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Anyone else find it hilarious that the best villlan in the show is also the weakest
#Just spray her lmao#shes my fave bad guy in the show#i thought it'd be funny to have even more of the crew for this epic confrontation#yer welcome lol#mane 6#twilight sparkle#sunset shimmer#starlight glimmer#trixie lulamoon#applejack#rarity#pinkie pie#rainbow dash#fluttershy#mlp#gen 4#mlp fim#friendship is magic#my little pony#pony posting#chrysalis#queen chrysalis#comic
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i got paid to draw trixie with wonderbread and then got paid to not draw her so i compromised
#my posts#trixie lulamoon#my art#mlp#horsecomix#star magnolia#also no it wasnt the wonderbread guy who commissioned this it was just someone being VERY funny#mlp:fim#my little pony
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The narrator and the ugly ahh protagonist [Blank Scripts AU/non-canonical]
#tsp blank scripts au#non canonical art#shitpost#this is fr how people be drawing narrator and stanley.... narrator being way too handsome and stanley as a background character naahh..#honestly i just drew him like that because it was funny but then i got too attached to it like an idiot aghh#The Narrator (Black) is an entirely different made-up species originating from the ancient Arctic north#long before the Crystal Empire was even built.#The old one's tail only ever wags whenever Stanley is around. You can clearly tell who the favorite pony is#Imagine Black showing Stanley courtship behaviors like rolling on his back#showing his stomach to him#sliding his wings on his chin#trotting like a dancing mare around him#and generally just showing off to show Stanley that he's interested in him...#But because of the species difference (and because Stanley is one airheaded fella)#Stanley doesn't understand what Black is doing other than he looks beautiful while doing it.#the narrator (Black) can read Stanley's thoughts btw#so he knows what that silly guy is thinking about :)#tsp au#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#mlp#my little pony#mlp oc#my little pony oc#tsp#tspud#tsp narrator#narrator tsp#stanley tsp#tsp stanley
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hi website i drew pinkamena
#pinkie pie#pinkamena#mlp#mlp fim#emo#pinkamena diane pie#my little pony#she’s just like little emo guy to me#art#my art
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and you may say to yourself: "my god! what have i done?" and you may tell yourself: "this is not my beautiful wife!" and you may tell yourself: "this is not my beautiful house!" and you may ask yourself: "well, how did i get here?"
time isn't holding up, time isn't after us, time is a pony ride! (images described in alt text)
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#LETTING THE [FIDDLEFORD FRI]DAYS GO BY#“sir it's tuesday” i know. my computer has been busted for two weeks so i couldn't post them when i wanted to. just let me have this#again still new to alt text. i like being a little bit silly but let me know if it gets in the way of accessibility#artwork of the damned#uhhhh yeah this is actually something ive kind of wanted to draw for years now#favorite guy + favorite band = prime high-effort meme material#also. for the record. yes i have a mcgucket playlist. yes it has three talking heads songs on it. no none of them are “once in a lifetime”#also also i know that the lyrics in the description are in the wrong order. it's on purpose. i put them backwards for dramatic effect#also also also i'm pretty sure the “time is a pony ride” line is not actually sung on the album version of the track#but if you listen to/watch the live version from “stop making sense” you will hear it!#as well as hear a much more satisfying ending to the song imo. rather than it just fading out it has some really nice vocals#basically the moral of this story is you should watch “stop making sense”#if you made it to the end of the tags: congrats! you win a prize! the prize is permission to reblog this post
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You've been visited by the inbox gremlin. Happy belated birthday <3
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GASP! THE INBOX GREMLIN GIVETH THE BEST PRESENTS! Thank you so much look at Minuette she's PERFECT!!!
#submission#Minuette#Princess Minuette#My Little Pony#Equestria Girls#MLP#EQG#swap six#side stars au#my little pony friendship is magic#no but like look at her guys look LOOK#Ren does like the most amazing art#and has a particular talent for enhancing others designs as well#like its very faithful but also something about it just improves upon what I did for Minnie#and I'm like “YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WAS AIMING FOR”#truly talented
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PONYBOY: Soda… I like someone but I’m scared you won’t like it
SODAPOP: Pony, as long as you’re happy and healthy I don’t care who you love
PONYBOY: Ok, I’m dating curly
CURLY: wassup
PONYBOY: …Soda?
SODAPOP, UNDER HIS BREATH: be happy for him be happy for him be h
#it’s 1am#I had to draw this though the idea came to me#soda fucking hating their relationship is so funny to me#Darry wants pony to get with a nice girl and have a nice big normal live outside of Tulsa#but at most he just has his gudgemental stares#and never lets them stay together alone#but soda is so fucking mad#his ill support you as long as you’re happy :) goes out the window SO FAST#the outsiders curly#the outsiders se hinton#the outsiders ponyboy#the outsiders fanart#the outsiders sodapop#the outsiders#sodapop curtis#ponyboy curtis#curly shepard#purly#my art 24#don’t show pony this drawing btw he’s just a little guy#one time he was reading a fic and was like#…was he flirting with me when he said that#he’d go bonkers if he realized his sysmate was teachnically shipping him lmao
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Discord fans will go crazy over a look and that look is him tasting the melancholic years of torture for the first time ever
Bonus with the d3ad mane 6 angles (because I don’t like seperating the lovers even in posts)
#MLP#mlp fim#my little pony#this is just a joke guys she would never miss that information in reality#mlp fluttershy#fluttershy#mlp g5 discord#mlp g5#mlp g5 comics#mlp discord#fluttercord#fluttershy x discord#discord x fluttershy#mlp fanart#my little pony fanart
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the girls are here!!!
#my art#mlp#my little pony#rainbow dash#pinkie pie#fluttershy#applejack#twilight sparkle#rarity#mlpfim#i love drawing mlp as humans its so fun#just my own hcs fr these#ive drawn them differently in the past#hm#i need to experiment with face structures again#havent drawn in a while guys
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It’s crazy how expendable all the crew members were to the Pony Express.
A 30% chance that your shipment would be lost. Cargo and crew are inseparable if we are to believe the shitty layout of the Tulpar. People use it because it’s cheap. The labor is cheap. The lives are cheap.
They are all relatively easy to forget about. It’s implied Anya and Curly don’t have many friends or much family to be concerned about them back home. She mentions nothing and no one to fall back on and he feels like wasted his life with the company. Jimmy probably only has Curly, otherwise people wouldn’t care or ask. Of course Daisuke and Swansea have family’s but Swansea thinks poorly of his and Daisuke’s poorly of him. All people in the companies eyes that wouldn’t stir up too much trouble if they became part of the 30%.
It makes it so much sadder because that ladder they were climbing was so small and shitty. There were rungs, ranks, but even the highest was barely off the ground. Jimmy wanted to reach the top of something that was brutally cut off and knocked everyone else off just to not see it.
#like yes curly was slightly better off but he’s not getting a severance package he’s a top show pony to the company#but they will just shoot him if he becomes a horse with a broken leg#Anya was likely picked cause she had enough knowledge but not enough to concretely call malpractice and Swansea was already a cog in the mix#he was an alcoholic getting back on the straight n narrow he needed it Daisuke is forced on the trip and eager to prove himself#Jimmy also need the job and got it from nepotism and won’t care as long as he’s paid#complains but yknow and Curly likely doesn’t do much but work he’s like a perfect little face man and he kinda hates it#like it’s a misconception that he was bored at the top or he needed a new ladder because he was done with this one he literally is miserable#and feels like he unfulfilled and doing nothing with his life as he’s ONLY successful in his work like he has nothing else#which makes it so mad cause Jimmy saw Curly as this guy with a perpetual golden goose but he’s just like them#like shiny gold appearances aside he’s like the second saddest like next to Anya because shes like depressed#because yknow she’s a victim but she had hopeful and happy determined prospects like Curly is just sad with his life and Swansea is chilling#like he’s made his peace even if he’s not like clicking his heals and Jimmy is less sad more angry#he’s a sad mans tho like he’s like Dan vs to me#mouthwashing#the pony express#mouthwashing game#nurse anya#anya mouthwashing#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing
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The entire premise of Alicorns being on another untouchable level dissapears when you account for Cadence's basic-ass taste in men
#No hate on cadence i just think its fucking hilarious#shining armor rly is just some guy lmao#their relationship is built almost entirely off screen#also this is inspired by my own fanfic#if i do add a scene with cadence i might divorce her cause like cmon#if cadence can have a baby with some guy then celestia and luna have no excuse to not go on dates lmao#and sunset def doesnt have any more excuses to fallback on#Like yeah punk rock trihard unicorn IS better than some guy#my little pony#MLP#sunset shimmer#twilight sparkle#cadence#shining armor#Sunlight#friendship is magic#sunset sparkle#equestria girls#scitwi#twiset
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Sorry for the lack of posts, have some more headcanons!!
#MYYY self indulgent V headcanon number 234 is that shes a huge fucking dork#i.e she was a huge bookworm as a worker#well she was a dork in general#reading. painting. dancing. all of it#but alot of that. was kinda things she had to leave with the rest of her. when she became a Disassembly Drone.#And while alot of her died in the manor. she still kept some things close.#and one of those things is reading!!!#she cringes at like 90% of what she used to read but still goes out of her way to reread the copies she finds or is given#N usually gives her copies#She acts like she hates it but still reads them alone anyway#theres a reason she has bad eyesight and its because she reads with the book 3 inches from her face in the dark#also Uzi probably makes her read Twilight at some point and laughs the entire time (they both hate it. Uzi just likes messing w/ her)#anyway i just like the idea that in a world where V is finally allowed to start her life again#she looks for the things she loved that she had to leave behind#and finds new joy in them as who she is now#she might not be that little worker anymore#but shes still the girl who loved to curl up in the library when no one would notice. reading any book she could get her hands on.#idk i just like the idea that V deep down is still just a girl who wants to have fun.#i just want her to be HAPPY#anyway do you guys wanna hear why Chappell Roan's “Pink Pony Club” is so V code- (i fall down the stage stairs)#murder drones#serial designation v#serial designation n#uzi doorman#also for context ive never read Pride and Prejudice despite meaning to#its just one of the only actual romance books i know off the top of my head#imean no offense to it. I just like joking abt V reading romance sdkfjkldsjf
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happy valentimes i went and dug up a bunch of my old mlp nextgens to redesign after many many years
#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony#mlp nextgen#mlp ship kid#rarijack#cheespie#pinkiedash#lyrabon#octascratch#forte was a joint character between me and a friend who i wanted to do a fresh take on as well#pinkie is with cheese and rd bc she has multiple hooves#sorry for cheesepie crimes i liked them a lot before i saw him just as weird als ponysona#and no their canonical child does not exist i dont like him.#did you know that in the mlp gameloft app lyra is implied to also have joined bon bons secret agency and theyre like a spy couple.#this is their Spy Kid#i can never just draw a simple thing anymrore i have to draw like 7 guys at a time
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Finished this fucking collage flier for our meet & greet at Denfur this weekend. This is my personal pride flag.
#spiderman#freddie benson#icarly#sam and max#dipper pines#jesse pinkman#dave strider#dirk strider#homestuck#ponyboy curtis#two bit mathews#johnny cade#darry curtis#sodapop curtis#steve randle#dallas winston#the outsiders#haruhi fujioka#ouran high host club#sonic the hedgehog#applejack#mlp#my little pony#cody maverick#frankie stein#just one of the guys#johnny lawrence#transmasc#crash bandicoot#transman
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Somewhy i really like drawing ponies even if im not in the fandom
#I really like the transparent detail for quackitys glass eye (yes its transparent on purpose)#lil goopy guy and his angsty dad figure#art#fanart#charlie slimecicle#c!slimecicle#dream smp#puvasart#quackity#c!quackity#c!dapduo#c!slime#c!charlie#c!quackcicle#quackcicle#dream smp fanart#mlp#my little pony#dsmp#why are people loving this its just a poorly colored scribble#also yeah i also kinda like it#OMG I FORGOR TO DRAW CHARLIES STICK 💧💧💧💧
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