#Plsssss this was so cute ☹️☹️

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode one :: SELFISH.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x singer!y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔five years worth of love thrown away in the trash, all at y/n’s expense.

fc – wonyoung jang (aged up to 28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕cheating, angst.

[may, 15 2023]

y/n

♡ liked by redbullracing, danielricciardo and 4,294,103 others.

y/n here’s to five years of u being fuckin annoying. i love you maximilian.

839,193 comments.

maxverstappen1 i love you so so much more

maxverstappen1 wait that’s not my name

→ username LMFAOOOO 😭

→ username PLSSSSS

username this is so cute i will cry

username very normal abt this. very.

username five years is long enough y/n you can come back home now 😍

username how much is her paying her bc HOW

redbullracing our favourite couple 😍💙

username i dont know man i still don’t like him

username parents 🗣

username mama y papa ong

username not my wife posting her man like

username they’re so goals 😩🤌🏻

username i want what u cunts have

username god me when 🧎🏽‍♀️

username a gf like y/n pretty pls 🙏🏻

username i want u so bad y/n it’s not even funny anymore

username praying to whatever fucking god max prayed to

username how did max bag you we’ll never know

username leave him for me bae i can drive and be dutch too 🤞🏽🤞🏽

username GIVE US Y/N BACK MAX 🔫

username y/n come over pls. and don’t bring him.

username five years later and i still don’t think he’s good enough for her

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☆ IMESSAGE with ; honey badger

honey badger: where are you

y/n: ???

y/n: in the studio rn, do u need anything?

honey badger: huh

honey badger: wait are you not coming?

honey badger: i thought we were doing

karaoke together ☹️

y/n: bro what are u talking about

y/n: come where? i already have plans tonight

honey badger: i’m ??

honey badger: hold on

y/n: …danny? 😀

honey badger: bro why aren’t you here

y/n: BROS NOT MAKING SENSE 🔥 🔥 🔥

honey badger: bae we’re all at the usual club

rn and i was wondering why you’re not here 😃

y/n:…

y/n: now who the fuck is we.

honey badger: 😭😭😭😭

honey badger: bro how do u not know

honey badger: didn’t max tell you? we’re supposed

to go out

honey badger: y/n?

y/n: wait

y/n: oh this motherfucker

honey badger: wait what

y/n: is max with you

honey badger: bestie i’m scared what’s going on

yn: we’ve been fighting recently

y/n: him and i are supposed to go out

for our anniversary and to talk things out

why the fuck is he at a fucking club

y/n: and he didn’t even fucking tell me

y/n: this the second year in a row what

the fuck is his fucking problem

honey badger: wOAHHHHHH

honey badger: HOLD ONNNN

honey badger: CALL ME RNNN

☆ IMESSAGE with ; funeral guest list.

honey badger removed maximilian!

honey badger: y/n pick up the phone

honey badger: come on please

chal eclair: y/n please answer the call

my baby lando: y/n please

alabono: i’m sorry we couldn’t stop him

chal eclair: ^^^

chili!: y/n come on now

chili!: y/n please answer the call amor

princess george: y/n we know it’s hard but we need to know if you’re okay

PIERRE GASLYYYY: we’re all worried y/n

PIERRE GASLYYYY: GUYS SHE ANSWERED KIKA’S CALL

chal eclair: i see how it is y/n 😐

my baby lando: mom do u not love me anymore

chili!: woooooowwwwww okay y/n

honey badger: all of you shut the fuck up

honey badger: pierre what’s kika saying

alabono: lily and carmen are on their way to you y/n

PIERRE GASLYYYY: she’s crying

PIERRE GASLYYYY: while cussing out max

PIERRE GASLYYYY: but crying hard

chili!: so y/n of her

my baby lando: real

yukino: i will run him over for you 💕

chal eclair: okay relax

chili!: true

my baby lando: yes but not now

honey badger: y/n say something

alabono: lily and carmen are with her now

alabono: she’s not okay guys 😕

yukino: what are they saying

alabono: she’s crying really hard and isn’t breathing well

my baby lando: WHAT ELSE

chal eclair: IS SHE SAFE

honey badger: DOES SHE NEED ANYTHING

chili!: alex i swear to god 😃

alabono: she’s safe and doesn’t need anything rn. lily and carmen are gonna sleep over w her, they won’t leave her alone

princess george: oh okay thank god

my baby lando: i blocked max but someone tell him it’s on fucking sight when i see him

chal eclair: i second that

yukino: count me in

PIERRE GASLYYYY: kika said we’re setting his house on fire

alabono: bringing the gas

[rosylix]

AWWWHH YOU MAKE ME SMILE TOO ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ WHAT IF I START SOBBING YOURE SO SWEET i cant wait for rosy oh my goodness dont doubt yourself cutie your writing is chefs kiss mwah mwah mwahhhhh 💋 whenever you sleep tn i hope you dream about beating brunette felix at mk while i dream about stealing baddielicious disciple anon

-dolly

bruhhquudhdhhs you're so cute 😭 tyyy 🫶 HELP i love the distinction of brunette felix that is literally the only thing i want. to destroy this man in mk while he looks so pretty and gorjus. plsssss 😞

[starrierknight]

i've read statuesque like 6 times today cause every time it appears on my tl im like "yeah let me read it again" nd it's amazing every time 😔😔 really making my own delusional self shipping thoughts go wild with that one. Anyways i've discovered recently i rlly want to put a bow/ribbon on satoru but i Can't so i've been doing the next best thing which is getting every single figure i see of him nd putting bows on all of them. theres 5 so far and another one on the way nd they all have pink or blue bows on them and UGH they look so cute ☹️☹️☹️

PLSSSSS YOU'RE SO SWEET 😞🩷 and you n me both bro... selfship lore goes crazy ugh. like atp everything I write might as well be selfship material, I am that delulu 🤷🏻

no because that's so real. he would be so so so so so cute with a bow :( AND YOU HAVE FIGURES OF HIM???? WOAHHHH that's so cool!!!! if you're happy to show them off, then I'd love to see them? I just bet they look adorable oh my godddd ☹️🩷

[whore4abby]

i always make myself hang out with friend and have a little party but i always end up crying in bathroom and feeling shitty for myself so this year i’m trying to force myself to just not do anything ugh

ur literally the sweetest girl ever like come here and sit on my face ur such a good girl 😭 u make very one feel so nice and welcomed AND UR WRITING is so good i literally fell in love the moment i read ur first fic 🤭🤭

-🎀

ugh bae i cry every year on my bday honestly☹️

plsssss ur so cute🥺 coming over rn istg🥴😵‍💫

[harryfeatgaga]

ur part of my daily routine when i wake up i check harryfeatgaga😁

PLSSSSS ur so cute ☹️🫶🏻