#Piquira

[longeyelashedtragedy]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

i was faux-tagged by @prosopopeya ! it was fun reading your answers!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

147...damn

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

434,625

3. What fandoms do you write for?

right now i only write "Men's Football RPF," but occasionally i have the desire to write in my previous fandom, and then never do.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

these are all a song of ice and fire/game of thrones fics from way back in the day

drabbles of ice and fire (does what it says on the tin)

captivated (arya/jaqen AU)

ends and beginnings (arya/jaqen university AU)

egg baby (arya/jaqen, au)

arya saves the day (arya/jaqen, the same university AU)

...as you might have guessed, i was THEE arya/jaqen BNF back then, lol. (if you have familiarity with the characters please note these are all AUs because arya is aged up in order to ship her)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

i try, i really do! comments just get my executive function so snarled up and i wind up forgetting.

6. What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

that's most of them. how am i meant to choose? it's hard for me to get through the end of "i tore off the golden branch" without crying even to this day. "like a song on repeat, nothing has to end" has some nice sad transfer window angst, and as i've said, the ending to "visited upon the sons" really slaps. is it cheating to say mare liberum?--that ending only exists on my notes app, and it's more "tragic" than angsty i guess.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

oh, hmmm. i wanna say... "5.VII." poor dejan, always fearing he'll somehow be alone and unwanted, not good enough, and in that moment at the end of the fic those worries leave him.

“So...that means...these things...These things we do together...” Dejan waits impatiently.  No, he’ll be honest with himself.  He’s waiting nervously.  “We’re just going to have to keep doing them forever, right, brate?”  Dejan lets go of the breath he’s been holding and as he does, he feels those wings again, stretching out from his shoulder blades and shaking themselves out and giving him an incredible lightness. He could float away right now with Šime in his arms. They could float away together.   “Yes. I guess we will.”

8. Do you get hate on fics?

not really, i think they're so poorly written or strange that they just don't get much notice. i did see some "piquira" people back in the day talk about how my fic "soy loca con mi tigre," where shakira pegs piqué (RIP) with sergio watching them on video chat, was "weird." god, it must be painful to be that boring

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

unfortunately yes. i think it's usually pretty straightforward, but maybe not blunt enough to be grimy-hot. i don't like anything flowery. i wish i could write some m/f from time to time, but i have too many gender issues to feel comfortable writing about an AFAB body in a sexual sense most of the time. i am trying to channel this discomfort into writing a fic where jamie jamie jamie takes franko out clubbing to drown his sorrows and they pick up some Girls it is what it is!

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

i used to with my ex, we had an amazing AU where we crossed over a million different punk/metal/alternative musicians with some other rpf type people. oh, and not to forget--my first ever footyfics were crossovers, lol.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

i sure have! it was shameless as fuck. however, justice was served because my version got more kudos and comments, so i didn't even bother to start shit. as they say, she thought she ate!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

yes, into russian, chinese, and persian. i have enough fics translated into russian on ficbook to have my own Author Page on there--a point of pride, because i love ficbook :)

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

yes, many with said ex! i would love to do a collab again--anyone? hit me up

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

idk? rakidrić, šejan, movren, xhakarteta RIP, JAVEY from AFI, cersei/jaime, aged up!arya/jaqen. am i missing anything?

15. What's a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

maybe my really long 'ivan rakitić coming of age' fic, where the running plot is "what is he doing to keep himself at barça even tho he's out of favor?" as you can see, it would be very outdated, plus it was never intended for a wide audience

16. What are your writing strengths?

not sure :/ characters' emotions, good use of repetition and parallelism (i like to think !) and good use of rhythm. i also think i write a good ending. my bff said "the way you describe love and loss is unlike anyone else" which i thought was nice!

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

plot, pacing. good porn, being unfiltered (like--my writing feels too repressed lol)

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

it has to make sense so it doesn't feel like tokenization or fetishization and can't be cheesy. the only time i think i was going to include actual multiple lines of dialogue in anther language (spanish), i then changed it so the fic didn't have it.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

the first like, true established fandom i wrote for was a song of ice and fire/game of thrones. before that i wrote a lot of bandfic, but mostly for bands and artists who didn't really have any fic or canons. like, 98% of it was private for just me and my ex, but a few of the pieces still exist online here and there.

20. Favorite fic you've written?

i cannot pick favorites. there's so many reasons why something would be a favorite. and i have 147 fics on ao3! plus many things that aren't. plus my unpublished bandfic was some of my best writing. i don't know!

i almost wonder if it's "his return: a story of ghosts" which...i initially wrote as a fic but then changed it up. it was a "magical realism" au based on my undergrad senior thesis, lol. (the most common remark about it in my advanced creative writing seminar was "uh, it sounds like you know what you're talking about.") it's so imperfect, but writing it was SO much fun, and i had a whole soundtrack i listened to as i wrote, and then a few years ago i did a massive edit of it which was even more fun and it's still very imperfect and can't figure out why. i also don't like daniel's name but i named him after 2 ppl i knew at the time and now i can't change it, lol.

OH AND ALSO: granit's first flashback chapter in dangerous AU!

if you write fic, you are tagged, but i definitely tag: @new-berry @protect-daniel-james @fanficburner @purefractals @colorsofmyseason @bsaka7 @arsenalgbt AND ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT please do it if you see it!!!

[piquira]

would be definitely a positive to see her more doing promos or brand deals especially in American market. just saying this next thing purely for laughs but imagine if in a future relationship shak was more cheesy like she gets with buff sports guy like edelmanand then makes NFTs of him holding her and rescuing her from claramente and pk or something

Being so overtly cheesy makes me cringe, and even as a Piquira fan, those NFT’s were a cringe mess 🫣lol.

[portalcontexto]

Degustar 2024: pela primeira vez em Goiânia, evento beneficente recebe apoio da Piracanjuba e Flamboyant Shopping

O encontro beneficente em prol da rede Hospital de Amor já contava com o apoio das marcas Bradesco Prime, Castro´s Park Hotel, Agua Goyá, Help Bar, Convention Bureau, Gen Fertilizantes, Bit Eletronics, Grupo Piquiras e a empresa H3 Tecnologia Goiânia será palco do Evento Degustar em 25 e 26 de junho de 2024, unindo esforços com patrocinadores de peso como Piracanjuba e Flamboyant Shopping para…

[clubedohipismo]

O Piquira é um cavalo marchador para iniciação à equitação de crianças podendo ser equitado também por adultos e usado na função de tração leve. Versátil, o Piquira pode ser utilizado em todas as modalidades hípicas, como o salto, as provas funcionais, cavalgadas e concursos de marcha.

PIQUIRA -

[palaugranetes]

IG Shakira:

600 matches! I don't think I've ever done 600 concerts.

Your achievements are unprecedented.

History is a continuous present and you are here to continue forging yours, your club's, ours and future generations' history.

You are made of a material of which only God knows and for me you are the best example of the fight, perseverance, and sincerity for our sons.

During these years with you I've realized that you can into this world to change the paradigms.

You have a lot more left to give us!

In football and un many other aspects of your extraordinary life;

Because there isn't and there will never be another Gerard Piqué. And exceptional human being.

[theboywiththedejantattoo]

We both know how much you love sucking cock, Shak says, running her finger softly along his cheek. All he can do is look up at her, his mouth wrapped around it, and nod. Can't even think of a fucking word to say for maybe the first time in 33 years.

Your eyes are beautiful right now, she continues.

My cock. Sergio always has to get a word in. He loves sucking my cock.

Sergio's, Shak agrees. Not just any.

He shakes his head like a dumb puppy trying to dry off. Not just any, no.

Show us then, amor, Shak whispers, and her fingers are tracing around the tops of his ears, skimming across the folds where they're most sensitive. He jolts against the bed. If she keeps doing that--

Show us how much you love it.

[Rated E]

[iconshakira]

like or reblog if you save or use ♡

[blaugr4na]

2011 → 2019

[latinizar]

[barcaavengers]

I CAN’T BELIEVE SHAKIRA MADE A SONG SO CHEESY OF HER LOVE FOR PIQUE AND ITS JUST THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE HEARD AND SEEN FROM A COUPLE LIKE WOW

SHE EVEN COMPLIMENTS HIS BEARD WHAT EVEN THIS IS GREAT

[denjispinalcordsword]

Girls in Chains

Chapters: 18/?

Word Count so far: 89,259

Spoiled Cristiana finds herself having to serve 18 months in a low security prison, despite her insistence on her innocence. She manages to find a place in a small gang within the prison, but as she learns more about the politics of the incarcerated and wonders how different the ladies within the biggest rival gang are to her own, she falls deeper into the lives of women who are greatly misunderstood.

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Orange is the New Black AU in which almost everyone's a girl, almost everyone's gay, and almost everyone has a tragic past.

Pairings: Cristiano Ronaldo/James Rodriguez, Lionel Messi/Neymar, Lionel Messi/Kun Aguero, Lionel Messi/Neymar/Kun Aguero, Ivan Rakitc/Marc-Andre ter Stegen, Gerard Pique/Shakira, Gareth Bale/Luka Modric, Marc Bartra/Sergi Roberto, Kun Aguero/Giannina Maradona        

CONTENT WARNINGS: Rape, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Mildly Dubious Consent, Eating Disorders, Implied Childhood Sexual Assault

SO hey guys! I’ve worked really really hard on this for ages but never shared it, it’s not done yet but I figured 90k worth of fic was worth a shot if you guys wanted to read it! I’ve only listed the pairings, there’s more characters than that in the fic with really important parts, listed if you click the link! Give it a shot and tell me what you think if you want. :)

[longeyelashedtragedy]

tinc una cadena al llit

if anyone wants the intro to another stupid piquira x serard fic it is below:

“My heart bleeds blaugrana,” Shak says on the call.  “By necessity...And so when Geri’s blaugrana heart breaks, my heart breaks too.  I don’t know if I can play any games with you if you win El Clásico, Sergio.”

“It won’t need to break,” Geri says, elbowing Shak in the side.  That’s not easy to do while you’re lying next to someone on a bed, but come on.  “We’re winning.”

Sergio laughs.  “Oh, you’re winning, huh?  Last I checked you had like, five guys left on your first team, and one of them runs slower than Sergio Jr.”  He looks off into the distance and cups his hands around his mouth.  “Sorry to insult your friend, Luka!”

“Hmm,” Shak says.  “You have a point.  I guess playing with you a little if you win could soften the blow, hmm, Geri?”

But Geri’s kind of distracted by Sergio, because he has to be a pain in the ass no matter what. He’s wearing a leopard-print shirt that’s so tight it’s probably actually a leotard or something.  It’s clinging to every stupid muscle on his perfect fucking chest. Sure, Geri works out.  To stay in shape.  Sergio works out to look like this.  But he’s not jealous . Why would he be jealous of Sergio fucking R—

“I don’t think he heard a thing you said,” Sergio’s voice cuts through his thoughts, and he flinches a little on the bed. 

“Huh?” Shak stares at him.  “No, I don’t think he did,” she says.  “It’s probably your shirt.”

It’s kind of embarrassing to be known.

“We’ve decided what we’re going to do for El Clásico,” Shak says.

“Without my consent?  Seriously?”

“You snooze, you lose.”  Sergio leans back in his chair and takes a huge slurp of a nasty-looking green smoothie.  Another reason why he has those muscles.  Not that he’s jealous.  

“If we win—” Shak starts.

“When.  Fucking…when we win, Shak.  Come on.”

“When we win, later that night you can handcuff Sergio to the bed and have your way with him.  Wrists and ankles, even, if you want.”

Sergio shoots him a thumbs-up, but there’s clearly another half to this, and Geri’s suspicious.

“And if for some reason we lose?”

“If you lose….” Sergio says.  “Then don’t worry about it.  I just get to choose, that’s all.”

Oh, Geri’s definitely going to worry.  But this is the thing.  If he worries, that means he’s acknowledging that Barça might lose, and there’s no way—no fucking way, especially not after the dismal weekday classio in December—no way Barça’s going to lose to those smug assholes with their hideous white kits.  So there’s nothing to fucking worry about, and Sergio’s going to be spending the night of March 1st with all four limbs handcuffed to his and Shak’s hotel bed.  Right?  Right.

There’s definitely nothing to worry about.

[piquira]

no worries, it's understandable and typos happen! they're no biggie and our minds tend to correct them when we see them as we're reading anyway but I think in that case it changed the meaning and someone thought it meant something else so I just wanted to clarify lol. thank you always for the effort you put into the blog, keeping the conversation going and answering messages (with effort and intelligence and maturity I might add) !! cheers ❤️

Aww thank you ❤️. The truth is this blog does help navigate the piquira (and pique) disappointment. And I'm just grateful people still care to come on here and share opinions, takes, and info with me, despite my constant typo's and writing deficiencies 😅

[the1beautifulgame]

On why I love Shakira

I feel like Shakira is such an inspiration to every woman (and girl) in the world. She shows you that you should never listen to stupid “rules” our society wants to make for girls. She shows you that you should take the road less traveled and that you should own it!

“If you have small breasts, you can’t be sexy!”

“If you haven’t found your significant other by the time you’re thirty, you’re a hopeless case!”

“If your man is younger than you, you will look ridiculous!”

“If you don’t have children before you’re thirty-five, your time is over!”

“If you’re forty, you can’t look hot anymore!”

“If you-”

[imagineyneyjr]

The year is almost over and with covid it was a very difficult year...but to spread some positive vibes, tell us about your fave tumblr people and bring a smile to their faces ❤

Thanks for the ask anon! And very sorry for the late reply!

My favorite people on Tumblr would be @msn-forever @4fabregastasticxavi6 @heartsoftruth @riquipuigg @piquira because I love their content, and they seem like such nice people!! And @awesomebrazilianprincess was very nice to follow, but sadly she quit last year.

Though I think I’m forgetting some other blogs that I enjoy seeing posts of... Sorry!

Happy New Year anon! ❤

[palaugranetes]

IG Shakira:

Very proud of you @3gerardpique

Your team, your club as well as us, your family, can always count on you whenever we need u!❣️