#Phil's here because a cutie pie

[eminsunnytoons123]

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🐱☀️Heres how class of 3000 characters would act around a kitten☀️🐱:

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Sunny - he would first Pick up the kitten, take off his yellow strawhat and put the kitten on his head and then put his strawhat over the kitten, and he would walk around with the kitten like that, but he would first gently pet it

Lil' D - he would do the same like Sunny, but only for a few seconds and then put it on the floor so it can watch lil' D play his drums, as if its a concert for the kitten

Madison - she would squeal from joy, Pick up the kitten and hug and cuddle with it and she would call it very cute kitten names and she would name it "cutie pie"

Philly Phil - he would just gently Pick up the kitten and put it on his shoulder

Tamika - she would first just look down at the kitten with her arms crossed, but then she would just let it sit on her shoes, and the kitten would think that Tamika is it's mama Cat because of her long maroon nails that look like claws >w<

Eddie - He would Pick up the kitten and let it play with his persian cat, Rose. And he would even wanna adopt the kitten

Kim - she would wanna do a fashion show for the kitten, and she would even put some smaller accessories on the kitten

Kam - he would just look down at the kitten, not knowing what to do with it ^////^;

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Salieri - he would look down at the kitten with a sneer on his face, but then he would just Pick up the kitten and just hold it, not really doing anything with it. But if it would start scratching him a bit because Baby kittens really cling onto their mamas but even humans with their little claws, he would say: "OH! Okay no, I'm not letting you scratch me!" And then put it down on the floor

Lil' G, Brooklyn Bill, Freddie, Bambi, Jim and Jam- they all would just look down at the kitten and be like: "what the fock are we supposed to do with you?"

Addison - she would giggle like a maniac but she would just cuddle the kitten hently and Show it her sharp Shark-like teeth

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Big D - he would first not notice the kitten because he is extremely big and tall, but when he does notice he would Pick up the kitten in his hand and would say: "you're now my new little cat devil."

Mila - she would think that the kitten is cute and she would kneel down to pet it, but the kitten would then cling onto her legs

Cheddar man - he would first be like: "what in the fock am I supposed to do with you?" But then he would Pick up the kitten and put it inside his jacket gently

Bianca - she would be delighted and she would stroke the kitten's fur while talking to it in Cat language since she knows animal languages

Mr yin and Mr Min - they would just stand there and look at the kitten and be like: "what are we ssssupposssed to do with it?"

Tanya - she would just look down at the kitten and then walk away, but then she would come back and steal the kitten

Kaylie and Mackenzie - them both would literally love the kitten! And they would definetly adopt it since theyre both COOL KITTIES! And they would call it "mini cool Kitty"

Principal Luna - he wouldnt do anything with the kitten since he's not really a fan of Animals, and he would just look at it

Petunia Squattinchowder - she would be like: "what am I supposed to do with you?" And just Pick up the kitten and just hold it, not doing anything with it

Jan - he would look down at the kitten, Pick it up, and put it in his pocket of his shirt and continue cleaning the halls while the kitten is in his pocket

Lucius - he would be like: "aw! Whats a lil' guy like you doin' here, hm?" And he would just kneel down to it and pat its head a bit

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I'll make more stuff like this =>w<= 🩷

[beauti]

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[ Since I get a lot of questions about my dividers, I might as well just show you how I do it because I don't know how else to describe it. So I have a bunch of lace here, and I pick one that I think looks pretty, zoom it in all the way, and just slide it down. That can be my first layer. And then, you can also look up ibis paint: "lace," and then you can find lace right here. and I really like that one. that can go down as well; why not? and this part. So that's what I mean by layering lace. I'm going to colour this a different colour so I can see it. This looks like it needs a bit more—maybe, maybe not. I don't know; I'll just go with a simple one. I get a white, and then usually I put a filter-style stroke, so let's make it pink, and then I blur that stroke. then, to make it extra fancy, I guess I will... I dont know, just watch and learn, because I dunno how to describe things right. And then now I put alpha lock on this and colour it in—maybe a bit lighter, maybe have a white background on it, a white stroke behind it. Ugh, those ugly dots are so annoying; let me erase them tediously. This is so annoying. I hate ibis paint. Also, I kind of like to put everything in groups so I can easily move them around when I need to. fun fact! pro tip!  Do you watch Dan and Phil? If you watched Dan and Phil, you would've gotten that reference. and then a stroke—why not?—and a blur. yay!!  Sometimes, I like to put stuff in the middle. This tulip will be nice to have in it. ooo fancy, like natsuki, yeah, she'd look cute in here, yeah, what a cutie pie. Okay, let me put her on top. That's so cute. and usually add colour, then put a stroke behind it. I don't know there you go. Thank you for listening. I'm so sorry. ]

i get a lot of asks about how i make my dividers, so i just decided to make a video on how i would typically make one, but the thing is i’m super sick so i have no idea if any of this makes sense LMAO

[officersnickers]

🧁🌸🍧Happy Birthday, Carol! 🍧🌸🧁 8/27 🧁🌸🍧

(+ a tiny Phil because they're best friends 💜💙)

[switchwastaken]

Personal Headcanons

The following are my headcanons for c!Dream and his character on this blog. I am not claiming to be Dream, this account is just for fun.

⚠️ POSSIBLE WARNINGS : Tickling

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GENERAL HCS :

- Mans is tall! He’s like 6′3 or 6′4, he hasn’t measured in a while.

- He’s got little fangs ( like sharp canine teeth but more noticeable ) and when he smiles hard enough they show.

- He has a load of scars, most notably on his arms, torso, and face. He’s not ashamed of them at all and even likes to use them as a sort of flex because he thinks it’s funny. He also likes to talk about where they came from.

- He’s super chill about having his mask off and doesn’t care if people see him without it.

- He’s very cuddly and physically affectionate.

- He is covered in freckles from head to toe, and that’s not even an understatement. This man has enough freckles to feed a small country and then some extra ones. The sun makes them come out more and so when he doesn’t wear his hoodie the freckles on his arms just pop out.

- He’s got a little bit of blonde stubble!

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LEE HEADCANONS

worst spots : sides, stomach, and thighs

⠀⠀⠀ - Dream, despite being so big and intimidating to the rest of the server, is actually unreasonably ticklish.

- He does his absolute best to hide it from everyone, even his closest friends, for fear that he might be found out and he wouldn’t be the all-powerful server owner anymore than a powerless blob that can be taken down by a few pokes to the sides.

- His tickle-laugh is a lot different from his regular laugh: while his usual laugh is wheezy and cackly, when he’s being tickled his laugh gets really high-pitched and squeaky and he only really wheezes when he’s been tickled for too long.

- He squeals. He will never admit it.

- Dream is also an absolute champion at squirming: most of the time he has to be teamed up on by two or more lers because he kicks around so much. He’s just so sensitive that he has to move or else it gets to be too much and he’ll end up babbling hysterical nonsense.

- Dream is ticklish just about everywhere but he’s most ticklish on his sides, stomach, and thighs

- If he gets tickled there he shrieks and squirms a lot harder and gets all flustered and pink in the face.

- Believe it or not, Dream is a very easily-flustered lee. Just the mention of the word ‘tickle’ makes him go pink.

- He blushes everywhere. Literally his face and his neck and ears but also his shoulders and elbows and most oddly his stomach.

- He thinks it’s kinda stupid that his stomach blushes.

- Baby talk absolutely murders him.

- One of the best ways to calm him down during any sort of episode or just a bad day is to hug him and then crawl your fingers up his sides. He will squeal and squirm and giggle hysterically and it immediately cheers him up.

- Pet names also murder him please ( especially cutie pie it’s so embarrassing to him for no reason ).

- Something else not many people know about Dream is that he honestly likes being tickled, but only by the right people.

- For example, he’s completely happy to let his close friends ( Sapnap, George, Bad, etc. ) wreck him, but someone he doesn’t know as well ( eg. Puffy or Phil ) he’s a little more shy around. He’ll enjoy the tickling either way, but he gets shy when it’s people he doesn’t fully trust.

- His favourite lers are definitely Sapnap, Bad, George, and occasionally Techno.

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LER HEADCANONS

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- Even though Dream is a ticklish bastard he is an absolute demon when he gets to be the ler.

- It’s almost like he has a sixth sense for finding tickle spots and figuring out what kind of teasing gets to his lees the best.

- He’s very observant and so he can pick out the very foundation of a lee’s behaviour to figure out their tickle spots and how they like to be teased and literally everything about them, it’s kind of freaky.

- Speaking of teasing, Dream loves to tease.

- He’s scarily good at it, too: he can drop his voice just right to make his lees unbelievably flustered and he has every single physical movement like wiggling fingers and the flash of danger in his eyes basically down to a T.

- He may not be able to say the t-word when he’s being tickled, but good lord can he say it when he’s tickling other people. It’s like his favourite word: he likes to whisper it in his victims’ ear and make them blush or act stupid and continue to ask his lee why ‘such a fun little word’ has such an effect on them.

- His favourite kind of tickles are revenge tickles, but in close second are comfort tickles.

- Usually he employs his terrifying ler-abilities after Sapnap has tickled him or Tommy is being a brat. He’ll just crack his knuckles and grin and his victim will be off running.

- Obviously they don’t get away though.

- Dream tends to keep his mask on when he’s playing the ler, since he thinks it adds to the excitement ( it does ).

- Uses his stubble to rub against his lee’s skin and drive them crazy he thinks it’s funny.

- H U G E on pet names ( cutie pie, sunshine, etc. )

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TICKLE SPOTS

Stomach : 12/10 he is so unbelievably ticklish on his tum. most effective here are raspberries / nibbles and squeezing the little amount of squish he has. he will shriek and squeak and snort and squirm quite a bit when tickled here.

Thighs : 10/10 second worst spot here. skittering fingers make him squeal and squirm and hard squeezes make him kick. lots of squirming when it comes to thigh tickles.

Sides : 9/10 probably one of his favourites. all kinds of tickles work here and he’ll collapse into your arms while hysterically giggling. turns his limps to jelly.

Ribs / Underarms : 8/10 pretty ticklish, will get him giggling pretty hard and make him squirm a lot. he is so bad at the ‘keep your arms up’ game.

Neck : 6/10 he ends up scrunching up his nose and shoulders and leaning away from the touches. makes him very squeaky. more of a melt spot than a bad spot.

Knees : 5/10 one of the less ticklish spots but if you squeeze his knees he’ll kick and squeal. very cute would do again.

Palms : 5/10 makes him giggle really softly and makes him kinda sleepy.

Back / Shoulders : 4/10 definitely a melt spot, but if you hit a specific spot on his back near the left side of his waist he’ll make all sorts of ridiculous noises.

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ I may or may not add to this post as time goes on!

[dreamleee]

Hi there! My name’s Scruff! I’m the admin for this account. My pronouns are he / they and I’m relatively new to Tumblr, so I’m still trying to figure everything out :)

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THIS IS A STRICTLY SFW BLOG. IF YOUR BLOG FEATURES NSFW CONTENT PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT OR FOLLOW ME.

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Headcanons under the cut :D

GENERAL HCS :

- Mans is tall! He’s like 6′3 or 6′4, he hasn’t measured in a while.

- He’s got little fangs ( like sharp canine teeth but more noticeable ) and when he smiles hard enough they show.

- He has a load of scars, most notably on his arms, torso, and face. He’s not ashamed of them at all and even likes to use them as a sort of flex because he thinks it’s funny. He also likes to talk about where they came from.

- He’s super chill about having his mask off and doesn’t care if people see him without it.

- He’s very cuddly and physically affectionate.

- He is covered in freckles from head to toe, and that’s not even an understatement. This man has enough freckles to feed a small country and then some extra ones. The sun makes them come out more and so when he doesn’t wear his hoodie the freckles on his arms just pop out.

- He’s got a little bit of blonde stubble!

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LEE HEADCANONS

worst spots : sides, stomach, and thighs

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- Dream, despite being so big and intimidating to the rest of the server, is actually unreasonably ticklish.

- He does his absolute best to hide it from everyone, even his closest friends, for fear that he might be found out and he wouldn’t be the all-powerful server owner anymore than a powerless blob that can be taken down by a few pokes to the sides.

- His tickle-laugh is a lot different from his regular laugh: while his usual laugh is wheezy and cackly, when he’s being tickled his laugh gets really high-pitched and squeaky and he only really wheezes when he’s been tickled for too long.

- He squeals. He will never admit it.

- Dream is also an absolute champion at squirming: most of the time he has to be teamed up on by two or more lers because he kicks around so much. He’s just so sensitive that he has to move or else it gets to be too much and he’ll end up babbling hysterical nonsense.

- Dream is ticklish just about everywhere but he’s most ticklish on his sides, stomach, and thighs

- If he gets tickled there he shrieks and squirms a lot harder and gets all flustered and pink in the face.

- Believe it or not, Dream is a very easily-flustered lee. Just the mention of the word ‘tickle’ makes him go pink.

- He blushes everywhere. Literally his face and his neck and ears but also his shoulders and elbows and most oddly his stomach.

- He thinks it’s kinda stupid that his stomach blushes.

- Baby talk absolutely murders him.

- One of the best ways to calm him down during any sort of episode or just a bad day is to hug him and then crawl your fingers up his sides. He will squeal and squirm and giggle hysterically and it immediately cheers him up.

- Pet names also murder him please ( especially cutie pie it’s so embarrassing to him for no reason ).

- Something else not many people know about Dream is that he honestly likes being tickled, but only by the right people.

- For example, he’s completely happy to let his close friends ( Sapnap, George, Bad, etc. ) wreck him, but someone he doesn’t know as well ( eg. Puffy or Phil ) he’s a little more shy around. He’ll enjoy the tickling either way, but he gets shy when it’s people he doesn’t fully trust.

- His favourite lers are definitely Sapnap, Bad, George, and occasionally Techno.

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LER HEADCANONS

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- Good Lord.

- Even though Dream is a ticklish bastard he is an absolute demon when he gets to be the ler.

- It’s almost like he has a sixth sense for finding tickle spots and figuring out what kind of teasing gets to his lees the best.

- He’s very observant and so he can pick out the very foundation of a lee’s behaviour to figure out their tickle spots and how they like to be teased and literally everything about them, it’s kind of freaky.

- Speaking of teasing, Dream loves to tease.

- He’s scarily good at it, too: he can drop his voice just right to make his lees unbelievably flustered and he has every single physical movement like wiggling fingers and the flash of danger in his eyes basically down to a T.

- He may not be able to say the t-word when he’s being tickled, but good lord can he say it when he’s tickling other people. It’s like his favourite word: he likes to whisper it in his victims’ ear and make them blush or act stupid and continue to ask his lee why ‘such a fun little word’ has such an effect on them.

- His favourite kind of tickles are revenge tickles, but in close second are comfort tickles.

- Usually he employs his terrifying ler-abilities after Sapnap has tickled him or Tommy is being a brat. He’ll just crack his knuckles and grin and his victim will be off running.

- Obviously they don’t get away though.

- Dream tends to keep his mask on when he’s playing the ler, since he thinks it adds to the excitement ( it does ).

- Uses his stubble to rub against his lee’s skin and drive them crazy he thinks it’s funny.

- H U G E on pet names ( cutie pie, sunshine, etc. )

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TICKLE SPOTS

Stomach : 12/10 he is so unbelievably ticklish on his tum. most effective here are raspberries / nibbles and squeezing the little amount of squish he has. he will shriek and squeak and snort and squirm quite a bit when tickled here.

Thighs : 10/10 second worst spot here. skittering fingers make him squeal and squirm and hard squeezes make him kick. lots of squirming when it comes to thigh tickles.

Sides : 9/10 probably one of his favourites. all kinds of tickles work here and he’ll collapse into your arms while hysterically giggling. turns his limps to jelly.

Ribs / Underarms : 8/10 pretty ticklish, will get him giggling pretty hard and make him squirm a lot. he is so bad at the ‘keep your arms up’ game.

Neck : 6/10 he ends up scrunching up his nose and shoulders and leaning away from the touches. makes him very squeaky. more of a melt spot than a bad spot.

Knees : 5/10 one of the less ticklish spots but if you squeeze his knees he’ll kick and squeal. very cute would do again.

Palms : 5/10 makes him giggle really softly and makes him kinda sleepy.

Back / Shoulders : 4/10 definitely a melt spot, but if you hit a specific spot on his back near the left side of his waist he’ll make all sorts of ridiculous noises.

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I may or may not add to this post as time goes on!

[philiie]

Interactive Introverts London highlights

MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD PROCEED AT YOUR OWN PERIL

This is also the most extra shit like I spent hours writing everything up lol

Go check out @danfanciesphil post here of the Brighton show which inspired me to do this :))

- When they first came it was the coolest thing ever. They were standing on the podium thing and the screen at the back lifted to reveal them in a cloud of smoke and they were silhouettes until the spotlight shined on them. Holy shit it was the best thing ever it doesn't even seem real.

- They were quite close to their apartment as well so Phil said they were considering bringing their sofa and "sitting in our browsing position".

- Dan mentioned how Phil's old videos from 2008 were very different from now (lots of audience approval) and how they were kind of really creepy and weird and honesty it probably isn't a good thing (I disagree but sure whatever). Phil talked about 'snokoplasm' and how it was literally just him rubbing slime over himself shirtless pretending to be futuristic (lots of audience approval for that lol) but he doesn't make videos like that anymore because he wants to make things that are actually entertaining and things he WANTS to make.

- Montage of everything they aren't gonna do in the show just so our expectations are levelled.

- They went backstage to get a silver box (Dan literally Naruto ran for no apparent reason) from which they were acting out the things using props from it in the centre while a voice narrated. In between each one the lights went darker so you could only see their silhouettes as they grabbed props. It was all very pantomime like which was really cool and theatrical.

- The things included: 24 hour livestream of them doing domestic home things (recording of dan on the toilet and Phil munching on crunchy nut appeared on the screen lmao), Erotic roleplay (Phil was in a policeman hat and had a baton thing while dan was in handcuffs. The recording of dan saying please be gentle, I have sensitive skin played), Stripping on stage... they started acting like they were going to actually take their tops off and they actually ripped them off to reveal an exact copy of the top underneath except Phil was now in a half sleeved shirt instead of full sleeved (I now understand Louise's joke)

- Phil stumbled and almost tripped on the step when going into the centre and was like "I almost forgot there was a step there" and was walking really strangely into the middle like elongating his legs after every time he lifted them and Dan made fun of it being like who tf walks like that. "Does anyone ever feel like Phil is actually an alien learning how humans work?" Later on in the show Phil says something about removing his lizard face and Dan says THAT would explain the weird walking. He also imitates Phil going up into the centre and says "I'm doing a Phil walk" v v cute :))

- For the Dan vs Phil segment they talked about the electric shock machines and for each round the pointer moved up one level of electric shock. The first time it moved into the yellow area and Phil said "Finger in the yellow" which elicited a massive audience reaction and dan stopped and was like oh god and Phil was giggling in his 'oops shouldn't have said that' way, somehow he made that adorable.

- The first round was seeing how well they know each other and Dan made the comment saying "don't worry guys I'm Phil trash #1 and all"

- Phil's question was: What did Dan swap alcohol with in ISG10?

Phil answered green tea correctly but the electric shock sound effect came up anyways. Dan was like no you answered that correctly it should have been a ding but the ding didn't come up anyways (lol tech crew nice one)

- Dan expressed extreme discomfort with 'x rated lester' "in any interpretation"

- Dan's bad thing was 'spoilers' and he tried to say that it's better to not be surprised. (I'm pretty sure this is the bit where he said "otherwise I'd be like 'Phil... Phil I don't feel so good'" reaching his arm out to him (infinity war reference for those who don't know,,, I could have killed him in that moment can he not) "Too soon? Yeah probably too soon."

- Phil's good thing that he had to make bad "getting unlimited money" Dan found that hilarious. His way of making it bad was that it gives you too much power- he would strap two planes together and stand on top of and ride them which would probably make them explode.

- They used the Isle of Man pic of Dan for the Dan, Phil or a rat segment (you guys know the one where he's smiling super happy) that just made me feel very warm :)

- The picture for Dan was just a really pale cream colour and Dan made the joke that it might be translucent enough to be Phil's skin but he said no I bet it's a troll and guessed rat. Turns out Dan was right and it actually was Phil's skin lmao from the picture of Phil with the silver hair dye.

- When Dan got electrocuted he fully hit his shin on one of the benches and basically died on stage. He fully snorted and turned away in shame and pain and it was the most hilarious thing ever. "Who designed this stupid set" LMAO

- Phil asks us to clap on the count of 3 after which some people immediately clap and Dan's like omg no on the count of 3. But then people start clapping for the people that clapped "are you seriously clapping for the people that just clapped" and then basically everyone started clapping and oh my gosh it was the best moment ever I've never felt more collectively part of something in that moment it was so funny and Dan looked so done with us all. A great moment.

- Someone asked in the getting deep part that there's a guy she likes but all she does is makes vine references. Phil's response to that is if he doesn't appreciate your vine references he's not worth it. Dan: "there's your dating advice from Phil"

- Phil was cleaning in 'Dan's' room (dan says "like you've ever done a chore") Phil's indignantly says he vacuums doing the hand movement. Apparently he found 'something weird' under 'Dan's' bed so he brought out a silver box that was locked saying it was heavy and handed it to Dan. [yes I'm putting that all in quotation marks fight me]

- He wanted the audience to guess what they thought was inside the box and the things that people said were: A single piece of Phil's hair, A fursuit and a Dildo(ll) rip they kept emphasising DOLL it was too funny nice one whoever that was lmao

- Phil was asking the audience if anyone had a key to open the box and Nora (what a legend) threw some plastic keys onto the stage and Phil fully tried to unlock the box using them lmao what a cutie. When Dan came back with the actual key Phil was like someone had plastic keys and dan was like wtf it was too funny.

- Do you really know Dan and Phil? 1% of people said 'who are Dan and Phil?' Lol they wouldn't stop bringing that up. 47% (?) of people said they don't really know Dan and Phil and Dan was like wow Phil why are you so shady? (He said this twice in the show when addressing the idea that their personalities are different online)

- They did a pie chart to show fave video series which apparently they were really excited about seeing as they hyped that up for a solid 2 minutes,,, "90% of the budget of the show was for this pie chart"

- Dan got sacrificed attached to the wheel of death comes out yelling with no warning so everyone is just screaming because it was so unexpected so i couldn't actually hear anything he said but the basic gist of it was fuck you all lmao.

- When Phil tried hitting him with a slinky it was a couple inches away from "the danger zone" I.e. Dan's crotch. Phil repeats the phrase danger zone two more times after that lmao.

- Dan says "almost hit my balls" w o w.

- The last time is some massive intense bazooka that Phil started stroking and then dan was like "stop stroking it- especially with those gloves on".

- Phil hits him the last time with the bazooka literally almost at his crotch and Dan screams. They say how it's all our fault and that we should feel bad. Phil is like "I don't think they feel guilty" lol I mean he's not wrong

- At the end dan was like "Phil help unstrap me" clearly looking for Phil to unstrap him around the waist but Phil went for his feet instead lmao (Dan just wanted a reaction from us Phil lmao well done). Phil finally got the memo though and helped and then dan stumbled out being like okay get away from me don't touch me and Phil just giggled.

- The white protection suit lab coat thing got stuck on dans shoe so he was hopping around and Phil was like do you need a hand there and Dan said "no Phil I don't need your help to get me undressed" and everyone screamed and Dan was like okay okay shut up (idk if that was an intentional line or not I couldn't actually tell but... nice)

- Phil's diss track happened and if you're reading this you've probably seen a transcript of it already but damn hearing him say bitch live was the best thing ever lmao. Also when he said the line about not wanting to get demonetised he did the making it rain hand gesture (thanks anon) which was hilarious

- There was a point where Dan was like no Phil you can't swear on stage and Phil was like aw why not I wanted to say "what the (fuck)" mouthing it and that's more than I could have ever hoped for

- They did the song and it was v cute and got stuck in my head. When Phil got up and sat on the piano he was swaying one leg back and forth and it was adorable.

- They ended the show bowing and went back behind the black screen that they came out from and were waving the whole way through and Phil was bending down to wave as the screen was going down and it was v lovely :))

And then I died the end.

[sunalsolove]

Hello, you have been identified as An Awesome Writer™! Congrats, you rock! So that all of your readers can shower you with some extra love today, please tell us your favourite five (or as many as you want) stories of yours and why you like them and then send this to another five fic authors you think deserve this title! ❤

Oh dear, I’m always terrible at this. Er, here goes! (And I’m only going to include completed AoS fics for now, if someone really wants to hear me ramble about BtVS I suppose send an ask?) 

1. Impossible (T, 23K, FitzSimmons) I really like how this fic turned out, with lots of cute S1 FitzSimmons taking care of a baby, team as family, and I literally fixed everything. There’s action! And feels, but mostly fluff! Cassie is such a cutie pie and she’s the best little matchmaker ever! Also, I got to peruse West Seattle real estate on Zillow while writing, which is always a favorite ;-) 

2. A Bonnie Life (E, 42K, Fitzsimmons) This is a much subtler narrative arc than I usually do, and originally I had the idea of including some much more daring-do type stuff, but that really wasn’t the story I  wanted to tell, which was Fitz and Jemma finding happiness in each other and in their little life, which is my definition of heaven on earth. Also no smut in a bed. That’s totally a theme in this fic, lol. 

3. Red Lace (E, 5K, FitzSimmons) This little Academy au (in which Jemma’s a bit more self-aware than in canon) just turned out really well. I like the pacing and how adorable they both are, and how extra Jemma is. It’s one I go back and reread when I’m at work and my anxiety tries to eat me alive. 

4. Not Quite Noir (E, 1.7K, Philinda) I enjoyed writing this tiny fic so much, Coulson is such a dear and May’s doing her best to take care of him, and I like how I mention a bunch of Noir genre tropes but make them a little silly. And it’s not serious at all and Phil (and May) break character and it was just a lot of fun.

5. Got To Be Real (E, 30K, Fitzsimmons) My first fic in this fandom! I wanted to fix the start of S2, which I did...by making it worse, lol. Well, not really, but the fic has a MCD tag because Jemma’s a ghost for most of the story, even if she’s there and talking from the first chapter. And the first chapter is a little angsty, though most of the fic is funny and smutty. I was also fairly frustrated by the show and how anything new or unknown ends up being horrible, so I wanted a story where that wasn’t the case. I was also settling into voices so I included nearly everyone from S2, lol. (Though Bobbi’s not there yet) There’s also an unreasonable amount of 70s music. 

Honorable Mention

Operation: Aloha (E, 80K, FitzSimmons) I didn’t include it above since it’s a collaboration with @robotgort , but I’m very proud of this story and that we were able to write an entire spy novel so quickly together! And what other fic has an air conditioner as an extended metaphor, lol. (heck, it’s almost another character). This fic also makes me hungry, lol. And I’m really proud of the big action scene I wrote because it wasn’t easy, but I think I pulled it off. (I was so worried about it that I wrote the entirety of Impossible to avoid having to write it) But in the end, the experience of co-writing this fic was fantastic and I think the end result is a lot of fun and does exactly what we were hoping for. Yay! 

[usmiechstories]

Hi! I wrote this fanfic some time ago, before couple lasts ep were released. My fb friends already know it but I possibly added few things here and there. Hope You will like it! Let's start!

When we were looking for Hannah, we got closer to each other. We’ve been like a huge family which cares about all members. When we finally found her – we all fell apart. It was painful and it broke my heart. I've never thought all those people will become so important for me, but they did and that's why the lost hurt so much...

It was cold evening even for autumn. One of the kind, when people staying home or enjoy glass of beer in the bar, happy they don't have to get wet outside. That was great opportunity for Phil, who expected a lot of guests tonight. He looked at Leila. Her long, blonde hair fell over her shoulder, a bit curly and messed. Big, brown eyes were so sad. It was obvious something bother her but she never told him what is going on. He knew it was connected with Jake, but he didn't want to scare her with questions. She was so pretty and so far from his type in the same time. Hawkins didn't know why he was so into her but he couldn't help himself.

‘We would be a terrible couple’ she said, when he sat next to her on the couch. It seemed like she read his minds. Weak smile run across Phil's face, as he knew she was right but he didn’t want to say that on loud. They were nearly ready for an opening hour.

‘We would be the best one’ he replied. Leila raised her eyebrows.

‘We were both in prison. It is terrifying to think how our kids would be’ she laughed.

‘So… did you enjoyed your stay?’ Phil seemed to be amused he can ask her same question she asked him last time.

‘Well, food sucks, beds are uncomfy and all those women were big, mean and smelly so…’

‘So… you were their bitch?’

She send him a warning gaze.

‘Just like you in male prison – she answered. – But what can I say, that is the curse of cute people.’

‘Aww, you think I’m cute!’ he muttered excitedly. Leila punched him in the arm.

‘I think you are annoying.’

‘I really wanna kiss you’ he said and looked deep into her eyes. For a while they were frozen in time. Her heart started beating faster, didn't know why... So many emotions hit her at once. She could swear, she's shaking.

‘Then kiss me’ she even didn’t know why she said that.

‘What would your hacker say?’

‘He would be angry.’

Phil frowned at her.

‘So why you wanna me to kiss you?’

‘To make him angry’ she looked away. Phil tried to look through her skin. She was so lost and confused.

‘So it is a bad motivation then' he answered.

‘Yeah, it is’ she replied still didn’t look at him.

‘So I guess, I can’t kiss you.’

‘I guess you can’t.’

‘Do you love him?’ this question surprised her a lot. For a while she stayed still. Many things happened in meantime... Too many...

‘I don’t know. It is complicated’ she finally cough up.

‘So maybe it is none of us in the end?’

‘Maybe… Maybe it is Dan’ the joke was so unexpected than Phil burst of laugh. ‘Dan?’

Leila’s mobile started ringing. She checked it up.

‘Speak of the devil. I need to answer.’

‘We are opening for an hour so don’t stay too long with your new cutie pie!’ he called when she was leaving the room.

‘Shut up!’ she started laughing when answered the phone.

‘Hello my cutie pie, what’s up?’

The silence on the other side was disturbing. When he finally spoke, he was so sad and helpless.

‘Leila, I don’t know what to do… I need your help… I don’t know…’

'Hey, come down, just tell me what happened.'

Couple minutes later, she grabbed her jacket and ran over the bar. Phil looked at her with confusion.

‘Hey! Where are you going?! - he called, when she passed him. – We are opening for a while!’

She turned around. Her face was so pale. She looked sorry and Phil had a feeling, he won't be happy with the answer.

‘I can’t stay, I’m sorry!’

‘Are you fucking kidding me?!’ he got angry. He didn't have his stuff today, decided to open just because she promised him to help.

‘It’s an emergency, I will explain it later, don’t get mad!’ she ran faster, left him behind. She knew he will be pissed but right now Dan needed her more.

‘They all ditched you when you needed them the most! – he yelled. – And now…’

He kicked the doors and then shut them angrily. Leila knew he was right. They all ditched her. She nearly passed away when she went back to Duskwood. Phil was the one who found her laying on the floor at her motel room. She spent four days at hospital and none of them knew about it. None of them seemed to care. She felt bad for leaving Phil right now, but Dan sounded so desperate… so helpless...

Leila arrived to Dan’s place soon. All wet, she knocked on the door. Dan opened. He was pale and shaking.

‘What’s going on?’ she asked. She saw tears in his eyes. She’s never seen him like this.

‘I don’t know what to do – he said. – She is so weak but she doesn’t let me help her.’

Leila stepped inside.

'Come down' she said. 'We will manage.'

‘Daniel? – they could hear hoarse voice from the next room. – Who is this?’

Leila went straight to the room. Dan tried to stop her but she was faster.

'Mrs Anderson - she smiled - it is pleasure to meet you.' Older lady covered herself with bathrobe.

'Leila... ' Dan grabbed her arm. He wanted to pull her out of his mother's bedroom.

'Daniel, why you didn't tell me you invited this nice young lady? I would dress properly.'

'Mom... I will...' He started but Leila interrupted him.

'Go to the kitchen and make a two cups of tea for us - she pushed him out, giving him a warning gaze - and we will just gossip a little.'

When Dan came back Leila and his mother were laughing like old friends. He didn't understand what put Leila in such a good mood until he noticed the family's photo album.

'Great' he mumbled.

'You were so adorable' Leila laughed pointed an old pic from his childhood.

'Oh honey - Mrs Anderson sighed. - I am so happy you finally found such a wonderful girlfriend.'

'But we... '

'Didn't tell our friends yet - Leila didn't let him finish. - You know, they might be afraid how our friendship will take it... '

Dan's mom smiled. Her son has never introduced any of his girlfriends to her but she exactly knew what type of woman they were. This one was totally different, thank God.

'Secret lovers, this is so romantic. But I can tell, you are made for each other.'

She covered her mouth when she coughed and Leila could see a stains of blood on the tissue.

'Ok Sophie, let's not waste any of time - Leila helped her sit on the bed. - We have to make you look like a billion dollars cuz I made you a date.'

'And who it would be?' asked Mrs Anderson but she let Leila help her get up.

'Well... He is a charming man called a Doctor Smith but just between you and me: I don't really believe his name is a Doctor. But that's how he is calling himself so I don't wanna argue.'

Sophie giggled.

'You are unbelievable' she smirked. Leila helped her with shower and all the staff and half an hour later, she and Dan were waiting in the living room for the verdict.

'I can't believe how easily you convince her to an appointment. And you really called a doctor.'

Leila put her hand on Dan's shoulder.

'You said your mum needs a doc so I called one. It's not big deal.'

Dan closed his eyes and covered them with a hand. He was so scared. He reached the edge of his strength.

'I don't know what I will do if she...'

'Hey! - Leila pulled him into a warming friendly hug. - We help you go through all of this. The most important is to diagnose her right now and start to cure her.'

'Thank you Leila'

'Alright! - she yelled. - Stop making the Thommyboy's puppies eyes and get a grip! We need a strong Dan right now.'

It was a long time before the doctor came out. He head to Dan straight. It was difficult conversation even if he made a thousand of them already. It stayed a month... Or two... Until... Dan was devastated but he tried to be brave. Leila didn't want to leave him but he convinced her to go back to Aurora. When she arrived live show was already over and Phil closed the bar for tonight She found him cleaning the room. She went to him close.

'How was it? ' she asked carefully. He even didn't looked at her.

'Just like you care' he mumbled. He was so mad it nearly broke her heart.

'I do care' she replied. Phil turned around and looked deep in her eyes. He seemed to be tired and disappointed.

'You left me - he said. - Just because one of the bunch called you. Where they were when you almost died? Where they were when you stayed at hospital fighting for your life?'

'Phil... '

'You can't answer me that, ain't you?'

She felt tears running down her cheeks.

'I am sorry, ok?!' She didn't want to cry but she couldn't help herself. 'Life sucks.'

Phil couldn't stand her crying. He wiped her cheeks with his hand.

'I am just worry about you' he said.

'I will help you with cleaning.'

'So... What was so important that you ditched me for Dan?'

'His mother is dying' she whispered and went to change. When she was changing her clothes her phone beeped. She looked at the screen. It was a message from unknown number.

'You made a mistake. You should be careful or this will happen again'

The message contain a photo of burnt house.

[superbatson]

tagged by @biweatherman to list 5 celeb crushes that i don’t talk about often and tag another 5 people to do the same. :)

1. seth meyers

yes, i know there was a time where my blog was basically dedicated to him (and fictional husband stefon), but lately, i don’t watch his show that much, or i’m not here to talk about how good it’s gotten with all the political commentary. and other than that, he’s just super sweet and smart and funny, and did i mention he gives good hugs?

2. justin timberlake

it’s 2018 and i’m still not sure if this is really a crush or i just admire him as a performer/artist. he is incredibly talented - a true triple threat - and pretty easy on the eyes. jimmy fallon’s already gone for him, so who wouldn’t fall in love?

(he also voices my favorite troll, so there’s a bonus reason for ya.)

3. zachary levi

he’s a disney prince and a dc superhero. need i say more?

(as i will always say, i’ve liked him since i watched the second alvin movie as a kid. but then tangled happened and i was officially in love. now he’ll be playing my boy shazam, so how could i not love him?

p.s. he’d make a great phil connors, just saying.)

4. anna kendrick

can’t forget about the ladies, right? i’ve loved her since the first pitch perfect. she’s adorable in real life but badass on screen and gosh, those vocals. i’ve seen her in all three pitch films, into the woods, and, as i mentioned before, trolls. i’m also really excited to see her in the upcoming disney christmas film noelle, where i know she’ll kill it once again.

sometimes i don’t know if i wanna date her or just put her in my pocket for little bursts of optimism (along with andrew keenan-bolger, of course).

5. idris elba

do i have to give any sort of reason? he’s tall, dark, and handsome. and oh, that voice. like chris pine’s, it makes me melt no matter what he’s saying. nothing my respect for my sexiest man alive.

honorable mentions (because why not?):

- zac efron (hot musical jew)

- richard madden (actual disney prince)

- brenton thwaites (underrated aussie babe)

- kelly clarkson (queen)

- andrew keenan-bolger (secretly ripped cutie pie)

i tag: @politelyintheknow @deanmartinn @jimmyfission @taylorklaine @groundhoglesbian (it’s not tagging you for some reason and idk why)