#Pharamosa

[kiwikipedia]

Anyways pharamosa and buzzwole are def jock bf and impassive gf core

[osseincactus]

A Pokémon au for Lynn actually sounds really cute....

[willywonderfan]

Ultra beast incorrect quotes

1. Buzzwole: Rules are made to be broken. Pharamosa: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Blacephalon: Uh, piñatas. Nihilego: Glow sticks. Xurkitree: Karate boards. Guzzlord: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Buzzwole: Rules. Pheromosa:

2. Buzzwole: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Pheromosa, watching Guzzlord screaming, Blacephalon trying to set a sleeping Xurkitree on fire, and Nihilego choking on air: I don't know either.

3. Pheromosa: Time for plan G. Blacephalon: Don’t you mean plan B? Pheromosa: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Guzzlord: What about plan D? Pheromosa: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Buzzwole: What about plan E? Pheromosa: I’m hoping not to use it. Xurkitree dies in plan E. Nihilego: I like plan E.

4. Buzzwole: Stressed. Xurkitree: Depressed. Nihilego: Possessed. Blacephalon: Obsessed. Pheromosa: Impressed. Guzzlord: Chicken breast. Everyone: ...What? Guzzlord: I just wanted to join in.

5. Nihilego: I’m the smartest person in my friend group. Pheromosa: You hang out with Blacephalon, Buzzwole, Guzzlord, and Xurkitree. Pheromosa: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.

6. Pheromosa: Christmas lights? Nihilego: Check. Guzzlord: Thermos of hot cocoa? Nihilego: Check. Buzzwole: Santa suits? Nihilego: Check. Blacephalon: Shovel? Nihilego: Check. Xurkitree: Alibi and bail money? Nihilego: Check- wait, WHAT?!

7. Buzzwole: Dumbest scar stories, go! Guzzlord: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Pheromosa: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. Xurkitree: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Blacephalon: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. Nihilego: I have emotional scars.

[jo-ro-co]

P..PHARAMOSA?!?! FURBAIT

Some of my Pokémon hot takes

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Further for your consideration... pharamosa???

Eh, she's aight. Not too into fucking Pokemon myself. Nihilego!Lusamine is different cuz there's a person in there.