first day as a small-town sherif and you discover that some of the convicts you're transporting managed to escape in the night and since the penalty for letting prisoners escape is death, and the penalty for being late because you were looking for escaped prisoners is also death, you decide to free ALL of them and go hide out in the wilderness for a bit, except the convicts are super grateful so they make you their leader and it turns out they're decent guys who were exploited by a tyrannical government, so long story short you're crowd-sourcing for a peasant uprising and would anyone like to chip in?
3650th day and due to a series of unforeseen events you are now the emperor and founder of the han dynasty.
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I literally chose the best time to become a F1 fan and by extension a McLaren fan. I swear I started watching last year, a few races before Mclaren turned it around and started getting their shits together. And now they're fighting at the top with a lineup I love. Not saying they did this for me but that's heavily implied.
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Any religion that professes to be concerned with the souls of men and is not concerned with the slums that damn them, the economic conditions that strangle them, and the social conditions that cripple them, is a spiritually moribund [at the point of death] religion.
Martin Luther King Jr., speech, 1960
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Hekáte, Mother of All,
Allow us calm and solitude,
Gift us respite and rejuvenation,
Bring us prosperity and peace,
Grant us our desires and wishes in devotion to You!
All hail the Goddess of Witches, Trivia, Enodia, Phosphoros, Hekáte!
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Do you have favorite nrmt fics? Or just any aa fics
Ooo! Yes! I’ve recently been compiling a list of the ones that I just couldn’t get out of my head, so without further ado~
Here are fics that are pure nrmt goodness:
a seat at the table by parchmints - 7yg, Phoenix officially adopts Trucy, and nrmts finally taco bout it sort of maybe ;3
Butterfly kisses by royalmess - canon compliant and “SO MANY KISSES I DIED” <- actual note from my list
if you leave the light on by angstinspace - 7yg, confessions, and my favoritest thing :^)
rough around the edges by Samioli - [screaming from a megaphone] MILES LIKES THE STUBBLE
the bookstore at the corner of 14th and fen by kbots - bookshop/flowershop au, SOOOOO cute and slice of lifey
Chicago Noël by canolacrush - you ever wanted a baker/mafia au? Well now you do! Takes place in 1950’s Chicago, SO delightful to read, good character variety, holiday vibes, and honestly i will be reading this annually
And it’s not a rec list from me without those tasty tasty casefics! These focus on nrmt too of course:
Dating for a Turnabout by Mikomikono - fake dating, murder mystery but they’re being gay as hell the whole time and it’s AWESOME
Investigations of the Heart by poodlepunk - Miles being tortured and down bad, need i say more?
Thrown Through a Loop by savitarandsigh - time loop au, tied to a case! Very cute and fun hehe :3
Turnabout Feelings by ssygir - 7yg, set in Paris, and Very Ace Attorney iykwim, a very satisfying casefic
Turnabout Sole by Collaberal Damage - bodyswap au, SO FUNNY AND CUTE and on top of that, the case is really well done imo!
Aaaaaand basically the rest so far are klapollo so if you’re into that:
can i go where you go by parchmints - klapollo getaway fic , fake dating, they melt my heart and make me want to flip a table
In Better Light by cosmogyral & sunsmasher - klapollo Pacrim au with a side of nrmt as well, SO WELL DONE, do yourself a favor and read this
singing my life with his words by angstinspace - klapollo soulmate au, the premise is so original and god, i wept. Cannot recommend any higher than literally mailing you my tears
wherever you stray, i follow by parchmints - klapollo royal/fantasy au, as magical, romantic, actiony, and adventurous as a fairy tale ought to be!
I’m actually quite behind on my fic reading list, so this is where I’m at so far. I’ve definitely got plenty of in-progress fics that i follow & enjoy that will probably make it to this list eventually, so ask me again some time for more!
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