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Bisexual crisis Crystal edition
#dead boy detectives#dbda#palasaki#palasaki week#it was supposed to be for the free day but i've completely lost the plot and I don't know if I'm on time#...or early#i know we all like to think crystal knows she likes girls#buuuut we saw her past. that is not an emotionally intelligent person#i think she was the kind of girl who put other girls down idk#i just think considering how she speaks for women so many times throughout the show#that it would be great character development#also charles figured it out decades ago#maybe even while he was alive#most of the time he crushes on girls though so you wouldn't know it#edwin probably doesn't know either i'm aware#but imagine if you will him reacting to this like "ugh#because he was there when Charles went through this journey and he did not care for it lol#whatever. niko you angel we all adore you#especially crystal... tho edwin might not like that#edwin: how dare you suggest you like niko more than i do?#preposterous
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"This can all go away."
"Just tell me what I need to know."
#ouu#wow#me doing an actually semi-serious drawing???#preposterous#anyway#i'm obsessed with torturous adler#like#this man LIKES hurting people#*cough cough* communists#he's just funky like that#russell adler#cod cold war#call of duty black ops cold war#adler#adler cod#cod black ops cold war#cod fanart#bell cod#cod#bell
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Kai from 0079's last name is Shiden??? like Shiden Kai??? The N1K fighter converted from a floatplane?????
#test#preposterous#imagine naming a character like that#like slapping the names of 3 aircraft carriers together
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A鈥檍a Wilson | 41pts 17reb 2stl 2ast 1blk
#a鈥檍a wilson#las vegas aces#wnba#your most valuable player#mvp#the fact that anyone was placing anyone else#as contenders#all season#ludicrous#preposterous
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Trick or treat! :D
...uhh. Treat. hold on, i have some somewhere...
ah here it is
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jamie do you want to fuck a transformer
what? whaat
where could you have gotten that from
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Hey look, it鈥檚 a rock dove!
Based off of this picture: (Taken by Greg Lavaty)
#what鈥檚 this?#I posted?!!#preposterous#birblr#pigeon#bird art#rock dove#pigeon art#bird#my art#traditional art#so many bird tags lol
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Lifted heavy grocery bags.
Might have hernia now.
What the fuck. And why.
#what do you *mean* having my abdominal wall stretched with gas three times hurts my connective tissue#what do you MEAN having my stomach cut open multiple times is bad for it?!#outrageous#preposterous#absolutely absurd
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BUT MY FIC FINALLY UPDATED AFTER A MONTH NOOOOO
#ao3#ao3 down#??#help#what else am i supposed to do at a quarter to 3 in the morning?#sleep!?#preposterous
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*drops this in your inbox*
*leaves*
HDKRPOAANKLRFAQPBPQWJJEJBENWLAERHLAAPEPFKANKELELE WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
my heart. genuinely. is in danger.
HE鈥橲 SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT TO CRY YOU CAN鈥橳 JUST FUCKING WINK AT ME LIKE THAT AND EXPECT ME TO BE OKAY YOU DORK?? (affectionate)
heizou needs to start getting a permit for being the most beautiful man alive it鈥檚 not even funny
#he鈥檚 gorgeous#ohhh my god#like#what am i expected to do with this information#just carry on my life as if nothing happened?#impossible#preposterous#but no actually i think this is the prettiest birthday art yet#i鈥檓 not okay#i need to scream into a pillow or something istg#okay#that鈥檚 me done for now#i need to fucking kiss him#sent: seveninchesfrominsanity#a whole seven inches huh#can鈥檛 relate#i鈥檓 already far gone#/hj#r answers
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in my mind most of the canon tlc ages are not correct
#what do you mean cinder is 16#nuh uh#what do you mean cress is also 16#simply untrue#what do you mean cress is in love with a 20 year old#not correct#theyre all at least 18#i cant imagine cinder as a sophomore or junior in high school#preposterous#the lunar#the lunar chronicles#tlc
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WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS SPAWNING FROM WDYM I HAVE 69 FOLLOWERS??????? WHAT? IT MAY NOT SEEM LIKE MUCH TO YOU GUYS BUT LIKE DAMN? IM LIKE GOING CRAZY HELP MEEEEE THANK YOU?
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do i drop out of uni to catch up on my interests be honest
#/j#or am i.#life should stop for kuroshitsuji new season#and iwtv new season#!!#picture this. ME. who has been waiting for new kuro season since 2018. DOES NOT. have time to watch new season.#horrendous#preposterous#woe is me#katherina.txt
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Why are all the ros white and cisgendered? Will we be able to have a nonbinary ro, please?
Now listen, anon, in my infinite generosity i have given you all a token woman RO, hell i can even be persuaded to add a token black man RO..... but 'nonbinary' ro? ... that's just asking for too much.
#aoaaaoth#nonbinary ROs ain't gonna pay my bills ANON#not in this christian sfw household#what are you gonna ask for next? An equal number of female and male ROs?#Preposterous
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"Have you taken leave of your senses?" Is honestly such an underrated insult. "Are you taking a holiday from your brain? Is your temporal lobe on lunch break at the moment? When's your ability to perceive the world coming back from sabbatical?"
Fucken perfect
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For all the Ultrakill fans out there:
Do you think V1 sucks Gabriel's period blood or?
Like does she suck His vagina like Dracula?
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