#PLEAE BE A COMIC COMIC PLEAS

[ghostlychaosfoil]

what the fuck is that <excitement setting in

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OK ADDING ON TO THIS BECAUSE I AM A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE DOWN BAD PERSON FOR LANCE (my name is Keith Akira Kogane, born and raised In Texas, Paladin of the Red (formerly) and Black Lions, additionally, I am also Half-Galran)

Just a heads up, I am only on season 3. I WILL get events wrong sometimes (including in my fics, unfortunately. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I’M WORKING ON A POST CANON FIC). I don’t know the Netflix password so I can’t log in on my device, and I flat out REFUSE to watch Voltron on the TV, prone to anyone who might tease me.

So really, he’s goofy, right? But… that’s hot!!??

And not like Keith emo loner mysterious hot, but his personality makes you literally giggle kick your legs roll on the floor (replace you with Keith)

AND HE’S KIND??? FUNNY??? BRO REALLY HAS A SHIRT THAT IS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL MAYBE EVEN HUSBAND MATERIAL??? LIKE WHAT LANCE WHERE YOU GET THAT SHIRT AT STOP GATEKEEPING I WANT ALL THE CHICKS TOO???

He has some amazing character traits and I’m sad dreamworks OVERDEVELOPED Keith. Like, it would’ve been better to NOT just crank out seasons as fast as they could so they could all be developed :/ (I literally have not watched the whole series but I hear through the grapevine (social media) THAT IT WAS BASICALLY THE KEITH SHOW)

Ok this has turned into trashing on the show so basically THIS HAS BECOME MY RAMBLING AND NOW IM GOING TO ADD ON TO KEITH?!1!1!1?!2!2!2!1???? Wow ok

Keith literally can put Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson on his knees and MAKE HIM BEG.

Like:

HUH???

But for some reason…. There is literally no other universe where he is NOT on his knees, begging, pleading—ok enough of that—but WHY???

Like, his babygirlness doesn’t even contribute ALL of the fact that his face just screams please ruin ok no this will be a mainly sfw blog I cannot do that

First thing, I hadn’t even watched Voltron, just the sunset scene preview on Netflix (WHICH ACTUALLY GOT ME INTO VLD??), and I was like: woah that black hair dude’s a bottom for sure

BUT ALSO… UGAHAHAJJIS PLEASE TAKE OVER OH NO DARKNESS IS SEEPING INTO MY BODY AND ONLY A KISS CAN SAVE ME PLEASE HELP ME KEITH I ALSO NEED A RING ALONG WITH THAT (IM JUST JOKING GUYS I NEED TWO /hj)

guys.. Keith is such a zaddy and a babygirl I can’t decipher it

My brain is like getting turned to mush

You either bend over or bend him over (replace you with Lance)

he’s such a woobie!! So Baby I just want to comfort him I just want to write about Lance comforting him and pampering him like he deserves I want to see Lance in canon giving him forehead kisses in bed pleas pleas please dreamworks I’ll pay you a billion dollars because WHO TF CARES ABOUT COPYRIGHT?? Not me nope no no siree not anymore. giving a care? Never heard of her JUST PLEASE MY BRAIN IS ROTTING

I want him to cry in Lance’s arms and fall asleep in them while he uses Lance as a body pillow (sweetheart’s cradle position?!1!1!? 😱😱😱😱👍👍)

They are both so cutie patootie just in different cases

I want Keith to reaffirm Lance that he’s more than just comic relief and that the team needs him and that he’s not easily replaceable 😍😍😍

Please PLEAE PLEASE MY CHRISTMAS GIFT 😋😋

(I am so pathetic. Please help me)

Lance from Voltron is something else man… like yes I want to do face masks with you but I also want to witness you literally wrecking people. That can be interpreted in different ways.

Like his boyfriend, he’s so babygirl and zaddy at the same time. Except he isn’t really zaddy… he’s like… sir. Do you get this???

Like he’s too babygirl to be zaddy, but not enough babygirl to be a babygirl… so, we have sir.

He’s so skrunkly… so awhbwhbwyg!!!hehe. So dorky and adorable. Adorkable. But when he gets serious oh no my airflow is suddenly getting constricted I’m gasping hollering for hair help me haha I’m so fine (I’m really not), you know? Like you want him to grab you or something (replace you with Keith)

Maybe sir isn’t the right word… he’s like dude bro… but hot????

Idk really, but when you think about it, just think about post canon Lance.

Of course, he’s still very babygirl wifey with the most snatched waist known to man kind, but…. He’s actually kinda zaddy material.

I’d like to think he teaches at the Garrison while helping on the farm like on weekends or something?? Just a mix of both but he does work on the farm more in the summer

So his skin is like a few tones darker than before, he gains muscle and strength because of the frequent manual labor, he (probably) starts eating a healthier diet from just food goo and the occasional dish Hunk will cook up. Combine that with other things Lance would totally do (morning walks, swimming frequently, etc.), you get a guy literally straight men would drool over. Also, malewife potential. Don’t ask me why. Just. Malewife.

So, in conclusion, Lance is an adorkable little skrunkly which Keith could get on his knees for and call him sir.

( I don’t even know if that post-canon part is canon-compliant I just needed to get this out of my system)

(I am rereading this. What was I on??? Probably pure desire.)