#PAINFULLY accurate

[katy-89]

[blocksruinedme]

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Every holiday when I'm sitting at home bored bc everything is closed I think about that Letterkenny quote 'Tim's, McDonalds, and Beer Store are all closed on Christmas Day and that's about your whole fuckin world right there'.

[petsdenonne]

[consider-your-potatoes-mashed]

I have never felt more seen than this pallet jack makes me feel. This is what it feels like for me to be disabled. This applies to me in many ways but perhaps most literally I am physically very strong but my joints are shit so combine those two things and I come out as a pallet jack

Image/meme taken from @theconcealedweapon

[paddysnuffles]

I never thought I'd see the day when an American was able to make jokes about Canada that are painfully and 100% accurate

Highlights include:

"It turns out that there's a big Filipino population in Winnipeg. Now, I don't know much about the Philippines other than that it's a tropical paradise... which Winnipeg is NOT. This brings up the question: How bad are things in the Philippines if you're moving to Winnipeg?!"

"Manitoba is that friend you invite last to the party... but only because you forgot they exist."

"Then there's the Saint John/St. John's fiasco... Did... Did no one think to point it out?"

"Newfoundland is like that crazy uncle that you don't introduce to friends right away."

"'[Hey Newfoundland] just one final question: Is Newfoundland two words or three?' [and they were like] 'One word.'"

[flowermoonpaganwitch]

[isaliquid]

[madfishmonger]

[viintcge]

WHERE SHOULD YOU BE KISSED?

PALM.

you give and give. you are a gentle heart, broken but still standing... always lending a hand for those who need it, expecting nothing in return. you deserve someone taking your hand and kissing your open palm, the hands which have selflessly helped so many others.

tagged by: @surena <33 tagging: @winterfollows @jainenkept @dalishflame @manneatcr @lionhccrt @kremisius and whoever wants to !

[polishedforsurvival]

what crystal are you?

black tourmaline

you have a strength to you that has been hard earned. you don't hesitate to cut out the parts of you you despise, you're unafraid to call out others. your bluntness can off-put people at times, but you're unwilling to compromise your personal code. once your loyalty has been earned it is not easily shaken. you're a protector and you purge away anything you believe could harm you or those you love. when was the last time you relaxed, though? when was the last time you let down your guard? there is just as much strength in vulnerability.

tagged by: no one tagging: @thecommanderzoe @arrowablaze @keith-shadis and anyone else that would like to do this

[elxgantcaptain]

Which Paranormal Being are you?

The Vampire

You’ve never been satisfied. There’s a deep longing at your core that you’ve never been without, but perhaps have only just begun to identify. When will it be enough? When can you be at peace? Your hunger burns and claws at you, pulls you forward like the lurch of gravity. Does your longing hurt those around you? Would you care if it did? At times the strangle hold of your thirst makes it impossible to know anything else, care about anyone else. You serve only that unquenchable thirst.

[southern-belle-outcasts]

How do you need to be touched?

Your Result:

cautiously.

your teeth are bared, as they have been, your jaw aching for so long as growls slip free. you always have to defend yourself. you lash out in fear. you need someone who does not shrink back... a hand falling slowly to your shoulder, however briefly, in a reminder that you do not have to lunge. there is no danger here, now.

Tagged by: @iomadachd

Tagging: you’re it

[dragon-anne]

Especially as a self conscious extrovert. Am I coming on to strong? Am I being irritating?

why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

[ragewithinthestorm]

Which Chess Piece Represents You?

Black Rook

You are the Black Rook. As a piece that can move inwards and outwards, you're a master of self-reflection. Being the black piece, you hide an inner beast within you. Perhaps you're one to rush headfirst into trouble, was it for a friend's sake? Or your own? Are you the overprotective type? Did you know your grip was that tight around someone's neck? For all your protectiveness and deliberate planning, you can't wash the blood off your hands that easily.

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tagging anyone

[jaal-ama-daravv]

Trademark: being the Cool Kid™️, maturity, masked men, working hard to get this bread

it's all too accurate