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[weirdofish]

Nice apron, Shadow

It's not quite cold here yet (it's actually hot and sunny where I live right now), but I'll definitely make cream of mushroom soup once it is. I use this recipe, for anyone interested (though I make some substitutions for various reasons.)

Can you tell I love making fun of Black Doom?

[analexthatexists]

Witches' Guide to Baking Cookies 101

Gather everything you need to make the starting batter

Once the batter is done, add your special ingredient to make your Cookie unique, some common ingredients us Witches like using include:

Fresh strawberries

Dark chocolate

Vanilla

Custard

Avocados, carrots, onions, any vegetables you'd like!

Caramel

Gumballs

Hot sauce

The most diabolical brand of carbonated soda you can find

Fermented grapes from a musty old barrel in case you want your Cookies to make you tipsy

Edible glitter

Non-edible cotton

Some coral from the closest coral reef, for crunchiness of course

While you're at the ocean, grab a jellyfish or some oysters, because those work well in cookies

Pancakes

Blueberry pie

Crepes

What's that? Why not just make a separate dessert instead of baking all that into a Cookie? You don't ask questions around here, Gertrude, you bake Cookies and play God.

Clovers

Mala sauce

Blackberries

Famous BTS members

Cheese

Cherries

Sonic The Hedgehog

Burnt cheese, because you're terrible at time management.

Cosmic stardust from a galaxy far far away, for texture of course

Yams

Pomegranates

Licorice, because you're a tasteless monster, what is wrong with you, that's not supposed to go in a Cookie, GERTRUDE. You've been baking cookies for as long as you've had that stupid wart on your nose and you choose to add LICORICE into your COOKIE BATTER. Someone's meant to EAT THESE COOKIES, you know, and you put LICORICE in the cookies. You're going to disappoint the unfortunate soul you deliver these cookies to, and you can't say a thing about it because YOU chose to add the LICORICE into the cookies. This is why you can't find love, Gertrude. This is why the Cookies we bake find love faster than you ever could. I hope that sinks in.

Espresso

Mint

Chocolate

Mint chocolate, oh how bold of you.

Squid ink

Lemons

Sawdust from a Christmas tree, because you saw that Food Theory video about Mat Pat eating his Christmas Tree and/or the video about Rice Krispies and sawdust and wanted to try it out for yourself

Pinecones from the forest

Wolf hair from the forest, for taste of course

Prune juice, because you're old

Every spice known to man, because surely your brittle bones can handle Scoville levels higher than the gate to Heaven

Bananas

Chocolate bananas, because you wanted to be bold like mint chocolate

Mangos

Red velvet

Milk

Flour

Butter

You're pouring too much flour

Matcha, not to be mistaken with tea

Tea, not to be mistaken with matcha

Why are you adding this much flour to the Cookie

Peppermint

Olives

This isn't even a Cookie anymore, you've made a mess of flour

Macarons

Caviar

There are consequences for your actions, yet you chose to act with discernment. Your sins are piling up, and the flour is the only thing left remaining in your vision that is bright and pure. The descent from here will be known.

Raspberries

Almonds

Chili peppers, because you're daring

Black pepper, because something's genuinely wrong with you

Pitayas, also known as dragon fruit

And of course...

A poisonous and toxic flower, because you wanted to actually kill someone with a Cookie.

And that's the Witches' Guide to Baking Cookies 101. I hope you were able to perfect your batch of cookies with this stunning information. Now if you excuse me, Gertrude is offering me a very lovely looking green and pink cookie, so I'm going to have a quick snack before I pull my Sardine Cookies out of the oven.

(send this to someone who doesn't know a thing about cookie run kingdom /nf)

[minthara]

the only time I ever had to leave the table at a restaurant is when I ate uni (sea urchin) sushi. went to the toilet and threw up. true story

[goshyesvintageads]

Kraft Foods Inc, 1969

[blood-orange-juice]

I've seen an idea that Childe is riding the whale, in a sense that he has something positive to say about it, but like... Childe constantly talks about fishing and hunting large sea creatures and his specialty dish is described as "a bloodbath battle against a cracken".

He wants to fucking murder that thing. He wants to feast on the flesh of an eldritch God.

And you know what? You know why?

Because that's what bravery is or rather lifeshattering ptsd . Because he witnessed a threat, a monster that could destroy the entire world like it destroyed his. Because he is a hero, a protector of innocence. Because he has a family back on the surface. He has an entire nation, hell, the entire world! He has comrades, some weaker then himself at 14, some with the same eyes of the warrior as him.

So what's a hero to do? Defeat the monster, of course! Alone, of course, because who if not him? Lunging into the depth, drowning in magic and blood and conflicts far older than anything he can imagine. Destroying the beast completely for what if not his ("his") power can defeat it. Biting into its flesh full of rage as old as the word itself...

Finding yourself breathing that salty water...

I actually looked at the trailer yet again and before he does that last attack (which looks like riding the whale) he slashes the whale's tail leaving a wound. That's definitely not a friendly gesture.

So I think he's probably still riding it but with the intention to follow it into the rift and kill, yeah...

And also yes! Absolutely. That's 100% Childe's thought process.

But also real bravery is so much more than rushing into danger and the world is always more complicated than that (what if the whale's only fault is being mad from betrayal and grief), and nobody defeats an apocalyptic beast alone.

I hope he gets to learn it.

[noodleloo]

Guess what’s in it

[dazed-cherry]

📍 Santa Barbara, CA

[dirt-str1der]

I always say i hate pills then i take one and im all better. Thank you pills

[vamptastic]

really truly mens fashion rn is just national park youve never been to tshirt band you don't listen to tshirt tshirt with the joker on it tshirt with naruto and japanese text that is probably just the characters name or like a takeout menu on it tshirt that says like "im a PROUD ASSHOLE and i LOVE COPS" or button ups in 5 different muted colors. and pants that fuck hard but do not fit if you don't have an ass flat enough for somebody to put a sheet of paper on and use as a clipboard in a pinch.

[pumpkingeorge]

The Pirate Captain dredges up a very old bottle of sea-aged rum he’d been saving for a hundred years so he and his husband can toast to one another.

Seconds after, the swabby is called up to mop up two very expensive puddles.

[quenthel]

my mom bought some medicinal water for tummy aches and she let me have some bc according to her it tasted like oysters and i did not have the heart to tell her what it reminded me of....

[strawberrysamara]

Made mushroom soup for Shabbat and it's so good omg. I love you Jewish food <3

[paperhandsexe]

Oh god I really want to write a little thing based on meatza but I don't write happy or even functional. Like I don't do tener but it looks like you like that and would hate the stuff I write. It's not even shippy either..

oh anon, just becuz i like tender shippy stuff doesn't mean i don't enjoy me some hurt and sad stuff <:0)c (although i will admit i do enjoy sad, hurt/comfort romance/ship stuff a lot buuuut no-ship sad stuff is also *chef kiss* cathartic)

also even if i don't like? love-love it, do not let me stop you from writing stuff!!! cuz i know that writing inspo is hard to catch sometimes

tho fr if you write something and are ok posting publicly somewhere... lmk :eye emoji:

[gilfrespecter]

It's really funny playing the same character in two very different stages of life at the same time

[lasshoe]

happy poor things week from thee top poor things blog 😌

i will need everyone to remember that the grassroots campaign for best picture started here