#Oh to go on a dinner date and get your throat slit by slappy <3

[spongebob-connoisseur]

After reading that post you made about Slappy resurrecting Nosferatu, I think I finally cracked the code on why the former seemingly never gets any bitches: he absolutely does but they never last because he keeps using them to bring back his dead boss~ Talk about a date/night to remember~

(This is a joke btw, pls don't take this seriously lol)

Actually that sounds sooooo romantic💞 what a lovely way to end the night! Having your throat slit to ressurect a centuries old vampire! I wonder who are the lucky girlies/guys who get the opportunity to be apart of such a passionate ritual? 10/10 it's definitely a dream date.

Still I wonder who would be willing enough to go home with Slappy and have a dinner with him? I mean like normal fish folk. Then again you'd have to be anything but normal to even approach him so you sorta walked yourself into this one lol

Perhaps one of the rock bottomites or other fellow weirdos? Or someone who really wanted free food? Or someone in general who's lacking in the common sense department.