#ONM series/ASFTH series

[lehhoh7822]

I am taking you up on that post about sending asks about your OCs

Where did Alyce learn how to cook tomatoes?

I really want some information on how ONM!Karu managed to set a watermelon on fire

Why does Alyce only know how to cook tomatoes? They are several hundred years old and are living alone. Has she been eating nothing but cooked tomatoes?

What exactly does Ava do as an archivist? what are they archiving? and for what purpose?

Wooo! Okay so:

Alyce cooking tomatoes is something that happens in the next update of 317RE (whenever in the next 3-26 months that's released). Essentially, if you go back and read you might be able to see some of the set up for that in the current chapter, Vera is.... a character, that's for sure.

Essentially, the breakfast thing is something that Ree arranges semi-regularly, it's how they filter into little roles so easily. I haven't read this fic in a while, but essentially, I think Karu usually does the cereals and fruit and yoghurt. Personally I think he just got bored and was like "hey there are like 20 watermelon here. what if i tried to light one on fire?". There are a few other elements like him trying to cook it on a stove and that one time he essentially fried it and melted it into sludge. The others were not amused.

In the TDC, there are a few ways to get meals, right? So you can either magic up something, if you're good at that sort of thing, which:

"“Yeah.” Alyce agreed quietly. They approached the food stalls. “You know, usually I don’t eat the normal food, I just enchant something up and then eat that instead. I never particularly needed to get something from someone else.”

“What, you wanted to flex your magic?” Vera teased, approaching a stand and tracing the runes for the menu.

“No- I…” Alyce paused, trying to understand her own logic. “I didn’t want to be controllable by anyone but myself. I wanted to be independent, so if everyone leaves me or hurts me, I can survive.” They went back to tracing runes. "

So essentially, there are food packages sent out on missions and such, which, if you remember here: "“Besides, most of the time when you’re on a mission, or a hunt, you end up getting a bunch of meals sent to you where they try to hide the instructions, and they also always just end up slipping little sheets of paper wrapped in foil inside your little portion of lasagna.” 

This time, Valentine actually laughed. “True.”

“Sometimes you’ll take someone’s meal and then you’ll realise that they’ve sent instructions for the other guy to kill you and they’ll have your meal with similar instructions, and you’ll realise just how bored the message writers must be.”

“Once I was on a mission and they sent me a message that translated into “Bring us back some maccas” because I was in an Earth universe and they hadn’t been there for quite a few years.” 

“Yep, sounds like the message writers.”"

Also Alyce is very good with a kettle and was vegetarian for a while, so they used to make pasta and cooked tomatoes and put pre-bought cheese that randomly appeared in her fridge on that, and she just ate that a bunch.

Okay so the TDC is kinda funky, in the shape that a lot of the things they do don't have a clear meaning, they're just sorta there to make sure that you don't go insane and try to conquer the world or whatever. The archivist position is to manage and save the narrations of the branches of universes they supervise. Only a very very very very very very very very very very extremely extremely so-small-it-doesn't-even-exist-on-a-chart amount of universes can actually be watched due to the rule of infinites but yeah. So, essentially, the narration that Valentine makes that sounds like the normal story goes straight to Ava. However, Ava's true significance is being one of the only people known who can access the GlRe and the only one with..... essentially admin abilities to it.

THANKS FOR THE ASK!! (What fic series are you talking about? This one.

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