#Nurse Galdino when???

[medicus-felini]

"—So all you gotta do is to roll it up on a piece of cheese? Hmmm. I wonder if they will notice, but if works with Mr Eustass and the rest of your crew." Mr 3 rubs his chin thoughtfully while holding a bottle of deworming pills, it's been one year already. Everyone has to get on schedule they want or not. "Richie is the easiest but Buggy gives me quite the trouble sometimes, ga ne. The milkshake tactic won't work anymore." (( Linn pls share ur doctor skills

Being the daughter of the proprietor of a drugstore and medical clinic, Linn had a lot of hands-on experience dealing with patients who had trouble taking their medications. Small children were arguably the most feisty at that, often times requiring more than just a heads-up or good job afterward.

After she got recruited by Kid, this whole ordeal would repeat itself, but not with children—no, with grown-ass adults not wanting to take any kind of medicine. So, the doctor trusted one strategy that always worked (even if it was with the younger folk): hide the pills in something tasty.

Truth be told, Kid was almost always satisfied if the medicine came with some more illegal substances, but the drug interactions were almost always tricky to work around. Linn came to the conclusion that wrapping up the pills in cheese or some slices of cold cuts works like a charm, too.

❝ Precisely. If the cheese does not work, I also have some seastone handcuffs somewhere in my office. But I am sure Mr. Buggy will comply. I suppose the worming pills have altered the taste of the milkshake too much? ❞

[cyborg-franky]

I read that you don’t do stories with kids. But I was just wondering if you do one if they were just turned into a child. Like Toshi Toshi no Mi has the power to alter the ages of people. Example “Like if WB or Marco was turned into a child but they were still adults on the inside and how the crew would react.” It’s fine if it’s a no I just wanted to ask. Thank you.

Oooh these are fun. I can have a good time with these : D

Marco

He’d been around longer than most of the crew so seeing a tiny little pineapple with fluffy hair and wide-open eyes caused many different reactions.

Ace can’t stop laughing at how silly he looks and how high-pitched his yoi’s come out. His clothes are so big and baggy on him like he’d stolen from a much bigger person.

Thatch can’t stop laughing either and just calls him little guy and baby bird alot which causes Marco to huff and stomp around the deck irritated.

Pop’s thinks it’s cute, he remembers when Marco was a young boy. Izou met Marco when they were both young so it doesn’t really phase him.

Everyone is either shocked or highly amused at him.

However, Marco is still the ships doctor and must carry on his duties until the effects wear off.

It’s surreal seeing Marco needing a pile of cushions to sit at his desk. It’s an incredibly bizarre scenario to have to talk to someone who looks like a child about medical issues.

Marco doesn’t like being in this form and his normally cool and calm attitude is challenged with some of the crews reactions.

The nurses adore him though.

Kid

Well, his arms back at least? Everyone just stares at this small spikey-haired kid whos screaming and yelling at the top of his lungs, already pissed off that everyone is gawking at him.

“What are you fuckin’ idiots lookin’ at?” He snaps, stamping his feet on the deck, hands on his hips as he narrows his eyes. It looks so silly seeing his enraged brat in an oversized coat as he starts to throw punches at the legs of his crew.

Killer feels his small fists against his leg, sighs, and just picks him up. Letting Kid get a piggyback ride because he likes to be up high. 

Kid is furious about the change and even uses his skills with metalwork to make himself big shoes to walk in, hating feeling so emasculated. 

He’s still loud as all hell and his crew is smart enough to hide laughter and amusement behind their hands.

“If any of you tell that shitty doctor or straw hat about this, it’ll be the last thing you do,” though it was hard to take a threat from a 6-year-old very seriously.

Zoro

He couldn’t give a fuck if he was turned into a kid, he knew it would wear off in time so he just shrugged his shoulders. 

Until Sanji said something, going for the kill [and by kill I mean he smacks at Sanji’s ankles or bites his legs] 

Everyone either sighed, laughing, or just stood in pure bewilderment at Sanji screaming and shaking his leg as hard as he could while a small Zoro held onto his leg by his teeth for dear life.

Nami is the second biggest problem to Zoro’s current predicament though. Every time he tries to drink booze she slaps it off the table or out of his hand [typical orange cat behavior] and starts to wave her finger in his face telling him he’s too young to drink.

Luffy tries to play with Zoro like he’s actually a kid, swinging him around and yelling happily.

Buggy

Ever seen a grown man have a total breakdown? I mean, if you know Buggy that’s probably daily.

He’s small and he’s flapping his arms and screaming but everyone is just crouched down and looking at their beloved captain in complete awe. He’s so adorable, everyone who tries to pick him up either gets a foot or a fist square in their face as he hisses and curses.

Galdino and Alvida sigh, they look like single moms who just got back from the school run as they drag Buggy away from everyone. They already felt like a babysitter and they didn't need it to be literally.

All his crew are completely besotted with how adorable their captain looks as a kid. Buggy half loves the attention and half wishes everyone would take a long walk off a short plank. 

It’s not like people take him super seriously anyway but he didn’t need to have people trying to pinch his cheeks.

If Shanks finds out about this Buggy will never hear the end of it. Maybe Alvida snuck a few photos for some blackmail at a later date when Buggy was being his unreasonable self.

[an-au-blog]

The college au is so full of angst I’m trying o come up with fluff set after a possible „talking it out“ scenario and just love the idea of Buggy at a party with a bunch of folks he doesn’t know feeling out of his area. He’s not technically a shy guy, he’s pretty outgoing if anything actually, that’s how he met Alvida and Mohji and „Mr. Three“ Galdino and so on and so forth, but Shanks is truly just the life of the party, Shanks talks to everyone and makes them feel welcome and everyone seems to absolutely love Shanks, as opposed to Buggy, who’s keenly aware his abrasive personality scares people off unless they are forced to spend more time with him (Or if they are like Alvida and can just dish out as much as he can)

So he nurses a little solo cup on his own and stews in his misery until Shanks suddenly drops next to him onto the couch and snuggles up to him all happy and affectionate. They banter a little until someone comes in to ask Shanks if he wants to come out and play Mario Party with everyone, before glancing at Buggy and inviting him along mostly to be polite, but Shanks is just in pure affection mode all „I’ll join you guys later. Have you met my boyfriend? This is Buggy, I told you about him.“ ��Yeah you mentioned you have-„ „Buggy I just got done talking to uhhh-*snap snap* Pardon me I forgot your name- but she was telling me about that makeup channel she has and I told her „My boyfriend does absolutely AMAZING special effects makeup.“ and showed her the stuff you did for my Halloween costume and she asked me where I got the coat from and I just went „Get this, he also does sewing in his spare time and-„ Just completely in worshipping boyfriend mode until the other party , obviously not interested in listening to this, excuses herself.

By the end of the night Shanks is just resting his head in Buggys lap , clearly content with himself and his place in the world while Buggy is still processing that his boyfriend loves him so much he will just introduce Buggy as his boyfriend without a second thought, something he always doubted would happen, because … he’s Buggy and who wouldn’t at least slightly cringe at introducing him because… he’s Buggy. And also that Shanks thinks so much of him he is will absolutely talk peoples ears off when he gets the chance.

Idk what kind of psychic reading shit you're doing but it's working because I'm so serious when I tell you I'm in the middle of writing chapter 7 and (spoiler alert ig) there's gonna be a party in it ahaha

But don't worry, there's no actual angst yet, the real angst lays ahead, but don't worry, I always sprinkle fluff for balance.

Also I have plans for Alvida, but I will steal the idea of him meeting Mohji and Galdino through a party lol ':)

But ohhh goodness this is the cutest thing ever! I adore self-conscious Buggy and clingy Shanks :''D

Anyway have a little party-goer addition to this:

Buggy went to the party only because Shanks did. In fact it wasn't just because of him, he made sure at least Alvida came as well but she canceled last minute. So now the only person he knew was his social-butterfly boyfriend.

Something odd kept on happening though. People kept on recognizing him. The first time it happened Buggy thought they would giggle behind his back or insult him, but they recognized him as "Shanks's boyfriend" and started talking about how he'd talk about him all the time.

Buggy then thought that they were saying that out of politeness, but they kept bringing up things Shanks had said and the way it sounded was almost as if Shanks was praising him. No... showing off maybe? Which was confusing for him because what was there to be proud of anyway?? Regardless, anyone who recognized him from Shanks's stories or because of how much he mentioned him, seemed to have a good opinion of Buggy. Which was enough for now.

At some point Buggy has had enough being around people and decides he needs a break. Preferably a snack break. He found the way to the kitchen and rummaging through it he finds a half eaten box of ice cream. Only problem is he needs to sneak out back to eat it or else someone might want some and he can't be giving ot charity! That's the ice cream he rightfully stole, bo one could take it from him!

So he sneaks out and Shanks somehow finds him. Shanks is a bit worried Buggy isn't having fun but Buggy is worried Shanks will eat his dessert.

They sit next to each other, staring at the moon with half a box of ice cream. After two spoons of silence Buggy finally gives in.

Buggy: fiiiiiine, I give up

Shanks, panicking that something happened and he missed it and he's too tipsy to be adequate: wh- huh?

Buggy tilting the box to his boyfriend: You can have some. You were looking for a good time to ask right?

Shanks: Well no... *takes it anyway*

Shanks: I thought you were running away to be honest... hiding...

Buggy: Running - no. Hiding - yes, this ice cream is way too good to be shared. I'm taking an ice cream break, like a snack break but better because I found this treasure *gestures to the box as if he's in a commercial*

Shanks giggles a bit. He can see the moon's radiance off his boyfriend and he feels so lucky at that moment.

Shanks: You're sharing it with me though

Buggy: You don't count, at this point you're like an extension of my own body. You're inevitable... I bet that makes you happy, huh

Shanks absolutely smittened taking about spoon: Yeah, it does.

Shanks, jokingly: I hope you never get rid of me

Buggy: Well now you sound like a curse- hey, hey, hey, stop eating my ice cream

They finish the ice cream and dump it in a random garbage can hoping no one saw them. They also google it finding it was extremely expensive and pray to whoever's listening no one noticed them sneaking out and back in with a spoon gull of evidence.

this makes me wonder if i should leave a couple of chapters as epilogue just for fluff... I'll think about it...

[standfucker]

Who are your top five blorbos and why? MLA Format (J/K)

Being polyamorous my structure is a little different. It goes:

Marco / Jinbe

Almost everybody else.

I really do like the vast majority of major and minor characters in OP. It's really hard for me to rank them. Here is a list of characters I'd bang though. It's very large so excuse me. And when I say I have wide and varied tastes, I mean it. I am extremely polyamorous.

Straw Hats (minus Chopper) Red Hair Pirates (minus Monster) Bell-mere Arlong Pirates Dalton, Koza, Pell, Chaka Crocodile, Zala/Miss Doublefinger, Bentham/Mr. 2 Bon Clay, Gem/Mr. 5, Mikita/Miss Valentines, Galdino/Mr. 3 Bellamy, Noland, Kalgara, Wyper, Raki, Kamakiri Iceberg, All of Galley-La, Tom Zambai, Kiev, Kiwi, Mozu All of CP-9 (minus Fukuro, Nero, and Spandam) Perona, Cindry Hody, Hammond, all merfolk including Sharly, Aladdin, Fisher Tiger, Fukaboshi Heart Pirates Monet, Vergo Kyros, Scarlet, Viola, Koala, Sabo, Hack Doflamingo, Rosinante, Diamante, Gladius, Baby 5 Bartolomeo, Blue Gilly, Cavendish, Sai, Boo, Ideo, Hajrudin, Suleiman Nekomamushi, Inuarashi, Shishilian, Concelot, Giovanni, Wanda, Pedro, Roddy, Milky Perospero, Katakuri, Daifuku, Oven, Amande, Cracker, Brulee, Smoothie, Praline, Galette, Poire, Myukuru, Joconde, Raisin, Custard, Angel   All Sanji’s siblings Akazaya Nine (minus Raizo) Oden, Toki, Hiyori, Tsurujo/Otsuru, Yamato Kaido, King, Page One, Ulti, Black Maria, Sasaki Worst Generation (minus Apoo) Roger Pirates (most of them) All Warlords (minus Weevil) Kid Pirates Whitebeard Pirates: Whitebeard (young and old,) Marco, Ace, Thatch, Vista, Rakuyo, Namur, Jozu, Curiel, Haruta, Izou, Tate+the nurses, Whitey Bay, Decalvan Brothers Blackbeard, Lafitte, Van Augur Marines: Three Admirals (ESPECIALLY KUZAN I LOVE KUZAN), Sengoku, ISSHO, Bastille, Smoker, Tashigi, Garp, Momonga, Dalmatian, Maynard, Koby (post-TS)

As for the "why" ... I don't know OTL I just love characters.

[medicus-felini]

@chopchopclown sent.

“ Yeaah, Low pressure, high pressure, Adhd, Depression. Say it, I have it. Sometimes when I sneeze my knees hurt, that ain’t normal ‘ight? Yeah yeah there’s these pills but then I forget to take for one week or two and get a little lazy—you know when you keep pushing for later and then you start one day and forget again. Don’t we do the same thing every year? igh’t as well just wait for a new recipe anyway. Ahe, I get chills sometimes too when eat— ALVIDAA, what is that thing I'm allergic to again?” “ Ask Mr three. I have no clue. ” “… AH. GYAAAAA! MISTER THREE! THAT’S WHAT I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT! YOU! MINK! What’s your deal? Since you start showing up around he’s never around. See, said his name. Where he is? Aren’t you a doctor? and you’re literally without exaggeration killing me. Do you know who I am? CAPTAAIN BUAAAAAUUUUUGGY, the only and one. So when you’re moving in? ”

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   ❥   𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

      𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝘄𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝘄𝐚𝘀 𝖟𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝘂𝘁 𝐚𝐟𝘁𝐞𝗿 𝘁𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝐟𝐞𝘄 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝘂𝘁𝐞𝘀.      Of course, she took his problems seriously; it is just that most of them were already known to her. While Galdino and Linn had better topics than the health of his boss, it did happen to be part of their idle conversation now and then.

His bitter excuses for forgetting to take his pills ring a bell. Buggy shares some familiarity with her fellow crew mates. As much as the feline would love to remind them to take them punctually, what can she really do   ?   Sure as hell, she won't shove them into their mouths, waiting until they swallowed them like a misbehaving dog.

Pointy white ears perk up as soon as the blessed words stumble from the clown's painted lips. As if wakening from her trance, all attention is now set on the man.      ❝ Mr. 3   ?   Yes, I know him. Yes, a splendid man, very humble and kind and polite and so very responsible and   —   ❞

Linn had to stop herself mid-sentence. Her obvious swooning over the artist wasn't asked for.     ❝ I did not know I had this effect. Would oh so much hate to steal him away from you. I wasn't expecting the great Captain Buggy to need a personal nurse. Hmm, but we all get older one day . . . ❞     Her remark would easily come across as a bit taunting, if it weren't for these innocent blue eyes that looked around as if deep in thought. Occupied by her words, or maybe far away with Galdino already   ?

     ❝ MOVING IIIIIIIIIIIIN   ? !   P-PARDON ME, I . . . I am a very busy doctor, working under the flag of the future king of pirates   !   As much as I like it here, I have responsibilities. They would all shrivel like dying plants without me. ❞