#Not naming names but uhhh happened 3 times in the last 2 months

[flaskoflethe]

hate learning where people I follow/interact with online live irl. You're a cool person on the internet, I want to maintain that healthy distance not do double takes when I see custom license plates

[hotchfiles]

third. damn your love.

pairing: james x fem!reader.

content warnings: james being kind of an ass, cheating on lily, lily will be probably shit talked (i luv her i'm very sorry !), mistress!reader, uhhh cursing, not totally AU but like... canon divergent i would say. probably hurt/no comfort unless i switch the ending but--

worth mentioning: reader insert with no use of names or “y/n”. paragraphs completely in italic are flashbacks. pro quidditch player!james. muggle born!reader.

word count: 1,2k

chapter 3

      Days had passed since the last time you spoke to James, and if it was up to you, things would stay as they were. But it had never been that way. Everything would always depend on James' desire. You rarely tried to communicate with him, afraid his girlfriend would catch you both. That was also why you didn't seek for him. You remained quiet, waiting for him or, on days like these, waiting and hoping he wouldn't show up.

      You were still very much upset about what happened last time, but unfortunately, you were more disappointed in yourself than actually angry at James. You simply hated the power you let him have over you, hated how much you wanted to do or say something and still giving in to his whims. It was as if everything changed when he got too close, as if it were just the two of you in the vastness of the universe, no one to interfere.

      Even so, you were getting tired of it, just as you had grown tired of trying to discuss what you were and what future you had continuing such a relationship. You were beginning to realize that the person who might be messing things up was you; after all, you were the mistress, not Lily. They were the happy couple and you were the one meddling where you shouldn't.

      You shook your head quickly, trying to forget such thoughts, you were taking advantage of the solitude of the night, surrounded by photos and documents from work, you had decided about a month ago to change the way your department was dealing with its archive, but still hadn't had the time to do it, mostly because of work itself but also... Because of James. You rolled your eyes at the realization that you were thinking about him again and turned back to the photos.

      Your department mostly archived the obliviations revolving everything around what happened and not who it happened to. It was a good way to actually find the files you might need, but when it got to the file what really matters is the people. Who were the muggles, where do they live, how do they live, why were they exposed. And those details were too scattered around. Some of your colleagues said you just cared too much about the muggles you wiped the memories from, which you did, but it was also a matter of organization.

      Before you had a chance to lie down after all the work you've been doing, you heard a frantic knocking at the door, and given it was 2 A.M, you knew who it was. You take a long, deep breath and debate whether you should open it or not, but seeing that the lights were still on and he would notice them, you felt like you had no choice, even if that wasn't entirely true.

      You mentally cursed yourself and opened the door, his hands were quick to push you against the wall, slamming the door close with his foot as his lips worked your neck.

      "James..." Putting both hands on his chest, you prepared yourself to push him away, trying to find the strength to get him out of there. "Stop," it came out weakly, much more than you intended to, almost letting yourself be carried away by his touches.

      But then, a flash of awareness came back to you as you heard him groan, everything you thought about earlier and everything you wanted to say to him with it, you felt your strength return and pushed him away, looking at him showing as much seriousness and firmness as you could master, your breath still uneven.

      "Come on, honey, we've moved past this little game of you pretending you don't want me and denying me, come here," he said, approaching you again. You watched him come closer once more and moved aside, walking towards the kitchen. You needed to drink something if you were really intending to continue with this.

      Sure, your first option had been to avoid him for at least a couple of weeks so you could organize your thoughts, but it was simply impossible to avoid James.

      "We need to talk," you said coldly after filling one of your largest wine glasses. You heard him sigh, took a sip of the drink, and felt a knot in your stomach when you saw him sit at the small kitchen table. You were definitely not expecting that. You were absolutely sure he would deflect and try to take you to bed, as he had done the last time you said those words. Seeing him willing to talk hit you hard, and you lost the words you wanted to say, resorting to the first ones that came to your mind.

      "You disappeared," you shrugged.

      "As if you weren't used to it," James raised an eyebrow in your direction and looked at your glass. He knew your didn't drink casually, only if you were nervous. "If you must know, I wanted to come earlier, but Lily wouldn't leave my side after I turned down Wimbourne's offer. So we're like, totally wasting time."

      "You seemed so sure. What changed your mind?"

      "Just decided not to keep rubbing her the wrong way. Know her well enough, don't feel like dealing with her making my life hell over a stupid transfer."

      You felt an unfamiliar anger take over you. You absolutely hated the way he talked about her, as if she was the worst person to be with, such an annoying, bad girlfriend. If she was so bad, why was he with her and not with you?

      You drank the remaining contents of your glass in one go, sighed loudly, and looked at him, taking in every detail of him—the curls, the lips, the glasses you liked so much, the tired eyes but never without that sparkle you knew so well. Watching him always calmed you down in some way, but it didn't work as you thought it would. You were too tired.

      "You're a bloody bastard," you were firm but he shrugged, smiling slightly. "Not a joke. You're a dickhead. And I've let myself be made a fool by you. I've let you into my house, complaining about your girlfriend, and I've let you use me for almost an year now, hoping that you would change."

      You shouted what had been stuck in your throat for so long, and he got up, realizing how serious you actually were.

      "You agreed to this," he said coldly, crossing his arms and biting his lower lip. "We haven't been a couple for years, and we agreed on that."

      "Bollocks! You came to my apartment and intoxicated me with your stupid scent, with your touches, your voice. You know I've never been able to get over you, and you take advantage of that when you're fed up with her."

      You ran your hands over your face in agony, trying to control the tears that were already inevitably trying to escape your eyes. You passed by him awkwardly and went to the living room, sitting on the sofa.

      "Where are you trying to go with this?" He asked from the kitchen.

      "Where are we trying to go with this?" You replied back, looking at the floor, and silence was your only answer. "What am I to you? We spent almost four years not being friends, talking to each other once in a while and meeting at some parties because of Sirius and Rem. Then last year, you show up at my door drunk, saying you need me. What am I to you? Come on, tell me."

      "You're my best friend, and apparently, you're in a bad mood, on your period or something," he said, leaving the kitchen, and you watched him leave, frustration building up in your stomach. "I'll call you later when you're back to yourself."

      "Yeah, go away! You never talk when you know you're wrong anyway, bloody coward," he slammed the door behind him after he left and you got up, even angrier, grabbing one of the vases from your shelf and screaming in frustration as you threw it at the door, breaking it in tiny pieces that now covered the floor.

      You looked at him with tears in your eyes and you knew surely that James could feel how hurt you were by his actions, and that was your intention, you were silent, not having said a word to him since he had arrived to your house, despite his countless attempts to talk to you and apologise, your stubbornness was lasting almost an hour now and you knew he was about to lose his temper, so you decided it was time to speak before you weren't in the right anymore.

      "Where were you?" Your voice was low, tired, frustrated, and you had all reason for that, leaving you alone in the hospital's waiting room while your mum was freaking out all over the place seemed like a reasonable reason to be upset.

      "Quidditch practice, c'mon, try looking into this from my perspective." James tries to get close to you again and you move away, wiping away the tears that were stubborn enough to keep rolling down your cheeks, you cross your arms and he scoffs at your denial.

      "And what's that, really? Using that bloody mirror so I could tell you my father had a heart attack and I needed you, and then proceeding to continue to play? Is that it?"

      "What? No… I'm new to the team, I can't tarnish my name by running out of training." You roll your eyes and it's your turn to scoff, throwing your arms up in the air, not believing what you're hearing. "Don't do that, listen to me, take me seriously. My grandfather's heart went through worse countless times, and he was always fine. I knew your dad would be fine."

      "Yes, I remember, because I was by your side during all those times." You don't even mention how different it was just by the fact your dad was a muggle, in a muggle hospital, no healing magic to help. You glanced at the clock, it was late and you were both alone, your mom forcing you to stay there and rest; you feel your eyes wet and don't bother trying to stop them from falling, "James, as a friend, you're my best friend, if you're not going to be with me when I need you, who will? Will quidditch always be above me, above us?"

      "Please don't talk like that, honey." He runs a hand through his hair in frustration and sits down next to you, lowering his head and covering his face with his hands. "I'm sorry, you're right."

      "Because if it's always like this, maybe we should break up," you say at once, feeling your heart clench and holding back the sobs that join the tears.

      "You're tired, go to bed, I'll make you some tea, I'll stay here in case you need me in the middle of the night." He ignored what you said completely, getting up and going into the kitchen. Part of you felt relieved that he hadn't accepted the suggestion, but a large part was annoyed that he'd simply run away from confrontation, that he'd been such a coward.

      It had always been quite rare for you and James to actually fight, maybe that wasn't a good thing, considering you kept everything inside until you exploded, but while you were dating it was quite pleasant, when you disagreed on something, one of you would always give in; but when you did fight, it was unbearable, James had always been cold during fights, always the type to leave before finishing the conversation, while you were the explosive and impulsive one, talking way too much without thinking, yelling more than you probably should, and then you wouldn't speak to each other for days because of it.

      From past experience, you imagined he would disappear for a while, so you sighed and switched off the lights, heading to your room, more than ever you just wanted to sleep, sleep for a few good hours and put your mind at rest, but you knew yourself too well to know that after what happened, you would definitely end up dreaming about James, but you hoped it would be something good, something that would relax you at least during your sleep.

      Just before falling asleep, you remembered to reply the e-mail your mother had sent you during the day, saying how much your dad and her were loving their visit to France and were thinking about staying to help your aunt with her restaurant. Your heart ached when you realized it wasn't a joke, your mom saying at the very end that she knew you had your own exciting life but that they would love to have you with them there.

      A chance to run away.

tag: @xcinnamonmalfoyx @dreamsygirl

[sockatoothewafflebird]

ignore this post i'm just documenting my theories right before act 2 :)

or don't ignore it. and tell me all of your theories. i'll happily discuss with people.

let's start with maddie nolan. i love her so much especially because- i'm never saying this again but i have to to prove my point- maddie is my irl name!!! and i barely ever see a character with my name in fiction i like, it's just not very common. so miss nolan over here is just my precious little baby. literal ray of sunshine who probably doesn't even know what martial law even means. but babygirl is definitely gonna die. the idea that she's getting out of this season unscathed is not something i can believe in the slightest, i'm sorry guys. rest in pieces maddie nolan o7 i will mourn your death for weeks on end i promise

CAITLYN. oh god. she better start regretting what she did or i'm divorcing her. my theory is that she's gonna have a redemption in act 3, but act 2 is gonna be a wild ride for us caitlyn fans. just buckle up guys. she's gonna commit war crimes and i'm gonna cry.

EMO VIOLET ARC someone help me. someone helppp meeeee. i dont have many theories other than loris definitely becoming a new father figure for her; i mean come on he looks like vander's long lost brother.

weird time shit will definitely happen. especially with ekko because according to league of legends, the actual game, he's "the boy who shattered time".

i dont know much about LoL other than what my dad has told me about the specific characters in arcane but my dad keeps saying warwick is coming and warwick might be vander so that's something 🤷

uhhh what else. oh yeah WHERE'S THE LONGPOSTS ABOUT MAGIC??? MAGIC PEOPLE!! "the arcane is waking up" PLEASE tell me i'm not the only one that's been thinking about what the hell they're gonna do with that???? i think viktor will be the catalyst for all the weird magic shit, and i think jayce will have to confront him about it. it's a shot in the dark but at this point all of my theories are shots in the dark lmao

okay this last one is the one i'm most confident about: i think there's gonna be a big time skip between acts 1 and 2. every teaser we have for the rest of the season has everyone with longer hair, so i'm thinking at the very least a couple months? maybe even a couple years, but i doubt they'd go that crazy. right?

that's all!!! oh also TELL ME YOUR THEORIES!!!! please i want to hear other opinions before i stay up past midnight only to go to sleep crying aughh

[lousypotatoes]

Let The Stormy Clouds Chase

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12

Song Recommendation:

Killing Butterflies - Lou Bliss

Present Day...

Y/N, Angel Dust, and Vaggie were sitting in the living room, listening to Charlie rant about the new extermination date.

"Okay. So, the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year," Charlie ranted, pacing around the room. "No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right? And next time when they cut the time in half again and again, we'll just handle it right?!"

"Yes, we will," Vaggie said, grabbing onto Charlie's suit.

"Oh, please," Angel said while scrolling on his phone. "Ya had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now...ain't no silver lining this time toots."

"Sure there is, Angel," Y/N said. "We just have to look a little harder for it, that's all." Charlie sent her a grateful smile.

"Well, while she's lookin'," Angel said. "The rest of Hell is going nuts. People are already freaking out about the news. Look at what's happening in the Doomsday District." he said, showing them his phone. Suddenly, a message from Angel's boss popped up on his phone.

"Uhhh, what is a donkey show?" Charlie asked, confused.

"Ah, heh, nothing!" Angel panicked. "My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too."

At the mention of Valentino's name, Y/N scrunched up her face in disgust. "Like I said, everyone's losing their shit." Angel finished.

"Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate," Vaggie said thoughtfully. "Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?"

Charlie gasped. "This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!"

"Good idea, Vaggie," Y/N chuckled.

"Cute idea and all," Angel said. "But you really going to go out in all of this?" He showed them his phone again, there was fire everywhere and demons were getting killed left and right. It made Y/N cringe.

"Well, it's not like people are just going to show up on our doorstep."

As soon as Charlie finished her sentence, there was a big explosion outside that destroyed the wall.

"Alassstor! Assasssin! Show yourssself!" said a voice from outside.

"Who the fuck could that be?" Y/N mumbled, getting out of her seat and flying out of the hole in the wall. When she got outside, Alastor was already standing out there.

Above the hotel, stood a steampunk looking blimp. Looking up, Y/N saw that the person who was piloting the aircraft was a snake demon.

"Face my wrath!" the snake shouted.

"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Y/N asked.

"Who am I? Who am I?" the snake repeated. "I am the great Sir Pentiousss! Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villian extraordinaire!"

By the time he finished talking, Vaggie, Charlie, and Angel Dust had made it out of the Hotel, they were now looking up at the blimp.

"Isn't this the guy who attacked us last week?" Angel asked.

"I would of loved to see that," Y/N said.

Nifty gasped, suddenly appearing on Alastor's head. "Ooh, he's a bad boy," Nifty said, a wicked grin on her face.

"Huh, well if all that's true, you'd think we'd have heard of you," Alastor said, setting Nifty on the ground.

"I attacked you literally last week," Sir Pentious said. Alastor tilted his head in confusion. "We've done battle like... twenty times."

"Well, you must have been really bad at this,"

"Yeah, I don't recall fighting with you, like ever," Y/N said, feeling bored.

"Silence!" Sir Pentious shouted. "Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal!"

"Almighty Vees my ass," Y/N said under her breath as Nifty crawled on her.

"Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?" Nifty asked.

"No one you need to worry about, Nifty," Y/N said.

"Enough!" Sir Pentious shouted. "Alassstor! Assssassin! Feel my wrat-"

Sir Pentious never got to finish his sentence. Long black tendrils sprouted out of Alastor's back and grabbed onto the steampunk blimp, shaking it around. Alastor began to laugh manically.

"Oh! Please! Stop!" Sir Pentious shouted.

"Um, Alastor?" Charlies said, concerned. "I think he's had enough."

"Nah, he's got a few more hits in 'im!" Angel said, smirking.

"Yeah, let him have his fun," Y/N said giggling.

As the blimp started to shake around more, Sir Pentious finally fell out, landing flat on his face.

Looking up, Y/N saw that there was a drone right next to the blimp, the camera pointing towards the hotel.

"Fucking Christ," Y/N mumbled. "I swear, I'm gonna kill Vox." Nobody heard her.

"Thanks for another forgettable experience!" Alastor said, twirling his cane. An egg thing fell right next to Y/N and splattered. Grossed out, she stepped away from it.

"Thank... you..." Sir Pentious said weakly. "For letting your guard down!" Suddenly, using his tail, he ripped off a piece of Alastor's coat. "Haha! Yeah! Oh, shit."

Suddenly, Sir Pentious was blasted away.

"Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor," Alastor said cheerfully. "Would you like to accompany me, Y/N?"

"Hm?" Y/N said, taking her eyes off the drone. "Oh, yeah, sure. I've been meaning to stop by there anyway."

"Excellent!" Alastor said, beckoning her to follow him. "Best of luck chums!"

"Wait, you guys can't leave!" Vaggie said. "We need your help. We need you to do your job."

"We need a wall," Angel said, gesturing to the big hole in the wall.

"Of course. We can't let our new project fall into disrepair already, now can we, Y/N?" he said, nudging her. "What would the papers say?"

The two of them snapped their fingers. Alastor summoned some construction demons and Y/N summoned some tools for them to use. The two of then walked off.

"I couldn't help but notice," Alastor said as they walked. "What was in the sky that had you so distracted, my dear?"

"You didn't see the drone?" Y/N asked.

"Ah, that's what you were looking at," Alastor said. "Yes, I saw the drone."

"It's probably from VoxTech," Y/N grumbled. "Knowing him, he's gonna take every opportunity he can to spy on the hotel, especially 'cause me and you are there."

"Ah, you seem to know Vox quite well." Alastor said, jealousy knawing at him a tiny bit. "Why is that?"

"We were acquainted for a little bit," Y/N said. "That's all I'm gonna share for now."

"If that's all you would like to reveal, that's fine," Alastor said, his smile seeming a bit more forced. "It's rude to pry."

"Say's you," Y/N said, a playful smirk on her face. "Your one of the most nosiest people I know."

"You say that like it's a bad thing, dear," Alastor said, she chuckled.

"I swear, if I see that man again, I'm rippin' his pathetic head off,"

"He was only complementing you," Alastor laughed lightly.

"He was doin' it in a way I didn't like," Y/N said, looking across the street at the electronics store. "Ugh, I hate seeing Vox's stupid face every time I walk past that store."

"Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence!" Vox's fake cheery voice came from the T.V.

Even hearing his voice pissed Y/N off, especially since he was talking about Alastor.

" I'm sorry, dear," Alastor said, a smirk on his face. "I'm afraid I have to cut this short, I have some business to take care of regarding a noisy picture box."

Y/N grinned, knowing he was talking about Vox.

"No need to say sorry, Al," she said. "Do me a favor, embarrass the hell outta him."

Alastor's grin grew wider. "I'll do my best, my dear."

With one final look at her, he melted into the shadows, no doubt heading to his radio station.

Wanting to see what was going to happen, she walked closer to the electronic store. The crowd didn't pay any attention to her, too preoccupied listening to flat screen demon.

Otherwise, the crowd of people would of ran for the hills.

"Alastor's a loser, he's a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward!" said Vox's voice from the T.V.

Y/N laughed, knowing what really went on that day.

"You can play that as gospel, folks. He thinks he can take my viewers?" he laughed. "Impossible. Stop giving him the time of day. Don't listen to anything he says. Alastor should have stayed away!"

Y/N hoped that whatever Alastor was planning would be good.

"Hell's been better off since he disappeared," he said. "Wondering where he's been? Who gives a shit! He-"

Suddenly, a voice came from the radio in the window from the radio store next door. Y/N's eyes lit up in anticipation.

"Salutations sinners!" Alastor's voice came from the radio. "It's good to be back on the air!"

Hearing the Radio Demon's voice, the crowd moved over to the front of the radio store.

On the TV, Y/N could see Vox's shocked and angry face. It made her giggle.

"I know it's been a while since someone with this much style treated Hell to a radio broadcast," Alastor said. "Sinners rejoice!"

"What a dated voice," Vox said.

"Instead of a clout chasing video podcast," Y/N could hear the smirk in Alastor's voice.

Deciding she didn't want to be surrounded by all these sinners, Y/N immediately unfurled her wings and flew back to the hotel as fast as she could.

Landing on her balcony, she ran into her room, turned on the radio, and turned her phone to the broadcast, hoping she didn't miss too much.

"Is Vox as strong as he claims or is it merely based on support?" Alastor said, making Isabell laugh. "He'd be powerless without the other Vee's."

"Oh please," Vox snarled.

"There was once a time when Vox asked me to join his team, I said no and that's why he's so pissy," Alastor said. "That's the tea!"

"You ØŁʥ timey prick!" Vox shouted. "I'll show you şµʩʩɞʁʁɨŋɠ!"

"Uh oh, the T.V. is buffering," Alastor said smuggly.

The T.V. signal started to break up. "ⅰII ʤşɫʁØʏ ʏØØ-Ø-⋃-⋃ ʏØ⋃ Įiɫɫɩɚ-"

Looking out the window, all the power in Pentagram City started to go out. Y/N was glad that the hotel was hooked up to a generator.

"I'm afraid you lost your signal," the Radio Demon said.

Satisfied, Y/N turned off the radio, heading downstairs.

"When'd you get here babycakes?" Angel asked when he saw Isabell coming down the stairs.

"Just now," she said, sitting next to him. "I came in through my balcony."

"Uh huh," he said, wiggling his eyebrows. "So what did you creepy voice do hmm?"

"All we did was go to tailor, you have such a dirty mind,"

"It pays off,"

The two of them talked a bit more until Vaggie and Charlie came in. Charlie flopped on the couch with and groaned, a disappointed look on her face.

"So how'd it go?" Angel asked.

Vaggie sighed. "Not a single new recruit,"

"Yeah. Well, who would want to use their last days not fucking and fighting?"

"I'm sure there are plenty of people, Angel," Y/N said, elbowing his side.

"Sure there are," he replied as Vaggie went to go answer the door.

Y/N heard a thud and Vaggie yelling.

"You should probably go check that out, Charlie," Y/N suggested..

As Charlie walked over the front door, Y/N peered over her shoulder and saw that the snake demon who attacked them earlier was there.

"Holy shit Angel!" she exclaimed. "It's that guy who attacked us earlier."

"No fucking way," Angel said, getting up and walking over, Y/N followed him.

"Are you fucking nuts?" Angel said, standing in the doorway. "This chump was trying to kill us, like literally six hours ago. And now you want to bring him in here to live with us?"

"Absolutely!" Charlie smiled. "This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this...slithery...slippery...special little man."

"This could end up in a pile of shit," Y/N muttered. "Aren't you like, the protector of this place, Vaggie?"

Charlie did puppy eyes over to Vaggie.

Vaggie sighed. "I...guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine," she said, making Sir Pentious smile. "Or even with the war machine."

Sir Pentious' smile dropped into a frown.

"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!" Charlie exclaimed, hugging Vaggie tightly. "Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"

"Oh, no darling, thank you," Sir Pentious said, as Y/N eyed him up and down suspiciously. "You won't regret this."

"Eh, I give you a week tops," Angel said, as they all walked back into the Hotel.

Upon further inspection, Y/N noticed that Sir Pentious was wearing a high tech watch. The kind that Vox Tech sold.

"Don't worry, if he tries anything, I'll kill him," Y/N muttered over to Angel.

"What do you think about our newest guest, hm?" Alastor asked.

Alastor and Y/N were on Y/N's balcony, staring out into Pentagram City, something the two of them did quite often since she arrived at the hotel.

"There's somethin' about him that I can't quite put my finger on," she answered, leaning on the railing. "But whatever it is, I don't like it."

"Maybe you're being too quick to judge, dear," he said softy.

"Says you," Y/N said, playfully nudging him.

It was quiet for a moment, Y/N thought about what to say to clear the awkward tension.

"Can I ask you somethin', Alastor?" she said. "You don't have to answer if you don't want to, I'm just curious."

"Ask away, my dear,"

"How in the world did you get shot in the head by a hunter?"

Alastor didn't say anything at first. Y/N couldn't tell if he was annoyed at the question or not.

"I was burying a body in the woods," he said. "At the time I didn't know, but I was on hunting grounds. This idiot man thought I was a deer."

Y/N remembered the day she got the call like it was yesterday.

"I guess that explains why you're a deer," she snickered.

"How did you die, Y/N?" he asked. "You don't have to answer if it makes you uncomfortable."

"No, no, it's fine," she waved off. "It's not as gruesome as yours, but one night, about a year after you died, I was cleanin up some bodies in an abandoned church, when all of a sudden, a cop came barrelin' in. He shot me at least nineteen times."

"Nineeten times?" Alastor asked, his eyebrows raised. "That seems like a little much."

"Oh well," she shrugged her shoulders. "It doesn't matter anymore, now that I'm stuck down here."

It was quiet for another moment.

"I'm sorry for leavin' you, my dear," Alastor whispered. "I can't imagine what it must have been for you."

"Why are you apologizin' for?" Y/N asked, turning to look at him. "You didn't do anything wrong. It's not your fault you got shot."

"What was it like?" he asked. "After I died."

"It was hard," she admitted. "Really hard. It took me a while to get out of my house and do simple things like go grocery shoppin' or run the flower shop."

Alastor took her hand in his. "I swear to you, dear, I will never leave you alone, again."

Y/N smiled, giving his hand a gentle squeeze. "We're in Hell, Alastor, we're not goin' anywhere."

The two of them laughed softly.

"We should probably head back down there," Y/N said, removing her hand from his. "Charlie said she wanted to show us somethin'."

"I suppose you're right," Alastor said. "Care to walk down with me, my dear?" he said offering his arm.

Y/N giggled "Why, it would be my pleasure," she said, interlocking her arm with his.

"'Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs." Angel said sarcastically, reading off a script

Angel was currently wearing a large trench coat and a tiny hat, while Sir Pentious was wearing a white and yellow sailor shirt and a black hat, and a licking a large lollipop.

"'Now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?'" Angel said.

"Wow. Who wrote this?" Angel said in disbelief.

"It's great right?" Charlie said, a smile on her face. "Keep going!"

Y/N giggled.

"'Hey, you," Angel said, pointing to Sir Pentious.

"'Who, me?'" Sir Pentious said, batting his eyelashes.

"'Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some devil's dandruff,'" Angel said, a bored look on his face. "Oh, for fuck's sake."

"'Not me,'" Sir Pentious shook his head. "'I have to go home and study."

"'Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me...'" Angel said. "The crack head.'"

"'The only cool thing here is to say no drugs,'" Sir Pentious said. "'Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!'" Sir Pentious announced proudly.

"Yes! Oh bravo, bravo!" Charlie exclaimed, standing up and clapping. "Wow, Pentious, at this rate you'll be redeemed in no time."

Y/N looked over at Angel, seeing a look on his face that she had never seen before on him.

"I...I'm going to bed."

"I am so proud of you, Sir Pentious." Charlie said while Angel walked off, ignoring him. "That was amazing!"

"Hey, Angel?" Y/N said, walking over to him. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah I..." he said, turning away from her. "I'm fine."

"Hey," she said, touching his arm. "Y'know if you need to talk, I'm always here."

"I said I'm fine Y/N," he snapped, jerking his arm away from her.

As Angel walked up the stairs, she couldn't help but feel sad.

"Everything okay, my dear?" a staticky voice asked.

"Yes, everything's fine,"

It was late at night.

Tossing and turning, Y/N couldn't sleep. Her mind was on a variety of things. The hotel, Angel Dust, Vox...

Alastor...

Deciding that sleep was no longer an option, Y/N got out of bed and started to walk around the hotel.

As she walked down the stairs, she heard voices.

"I hated that song! Why are you so lame?" came Nifty's voice. "Not a bad boy!"

Y/N laughed silently. She loved it when Nifty said the most out of pocket things.

"Good first day," said Charlie's voice. "Let's get some rest."

At the sound of footsteps, Y/N hid behind a pillar, not wanting them to see her. She knew they would ask questions.

When she knew they were gone, Y/N came out of her hiding spot, walking into the room that they all came out of.

Walking into the room, she saw the watch that Sir Pentious was wearing on the ground.

Somehow, she knew that this had something to do with Vox. No wonder Sir Pentious randomly showed up.

Smirking, she picked up the picked up the watch, turning it on.

Vox appeared on the watch screen.

"What!?" Vox's angry voice said.

"Hello there, Vox, missed me?" Y/N grinned seeing the surprised look on his face. "You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that next time, hun."

She laughed, hearing Vox scream out in rage. She dropped the watch and, crushing it with her boot.

She walked back to her room, laughing all the way.

Little did she know that a certain Radio Demon was in the shadows, watching her interaction with Vox, thinking to himself.

i am so excited for the new episodes of helluva boss

i hope they have striker

i want to get on my knees for that man so bad

stay safe and drink lots of water <33

xoxo, Izzy

Taglist 💋

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@mo-0-o

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[quiet-nocturne]

Thank you to @memesmadefullmetal for the tag!

are you named after anyone? not my first name - but my middle name comes from the name of a children's hospital that kept me alive when I was born, even though I was super premature. It makes sense as a name though, trust me. My mother was not insane haha.

when was the last time you cried? hmmm, a couple weeks ago? I also full-on bawled for like 20 minutes while reading the end of a novel about a month back lmao, which has never happened before.

do you have kids? nope, only three fur babies. 🐈

do you use sarcasm a lot? definitely.

what sports do you play? none. I like sitting, comfy clothes and video games. 💀 if I do any fitness, it's walking, ring fit adventure or just dance lol.

what’s the first thing you notice about people? just the general aura they put off - usually I'm right about a first impression. I can tell if I'll get along with someone pretty quickly.

what’s your eye color? brown

scary movies or happy endings? depends on my mood (I can go for a good scary movie), but probably a happy ending overall. I'm a sap lol.

any special talents? uhhh I can play a lot of instruments, and sometimes I type and whole stories with pretty cool prose comes out. 🤷‍♀️

where were you born? canada! 🇨🇦

what are your hobbies? listening to music, video games, writing, reading, textiles or sewing of any kind, watercolor painting, tv shows/movies, obsessing over fma, petting a cat, etc.

do you have any pets? yep, 3 cats!

how tall are you? 5"2 ahaha. 🙃 i can reach things on the BOTTOM shelf. ✨💪

favorite subject in school? Music. I have 2 degrees in it, and now I no longer work in it. oops haha.

dream job? honestly, to own/run a cat rescue. that would be so sweet. unfortunately currently I work in retail.

tagging (no pressure!): @rizaposting, @lewdybooty, @aicasey 💖

[zipegs]

15 People, 15 Questions

starting to answer this immediately in hopes i don't forget about it in my drafts lol!! thank you so much for the tag @det395 i LOVED reading your answers!

1. Are you named after anyone?

i got my middle name from my grandmother!

2. When was the last time you cried?

ngl i can't remember specifically but i think it was while watching a movie recently with my mom. i unfortunately cry ALL the time so it's not exactly a memorable moment when it does happen lmfao

3. Do you have kids?

no i do not! don't expect to any time soon (or ever tbh)

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

my family is SUPER athletic so i was raised playing sports year-round—soccer in the fall, basketball in the winter, softball in the summer. i dropped basketball during middle school, soccer when i started high school, and softball after i graduated high school. i also did dance as a kid and picked it back up again a little bit in high school and college.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

honestly way too often oops

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

their intimidation factor LOL i'm sooo socially awkward and anxious and shy so whether someone's outgoing or closed off or whatever is probably the first thing i make a snap perception/judgment of

7. What’s your eye color?

hazel/brown! mostly looks brown from far away but it's like... the outer half is brownish hazel and the inner half is hazel leaning green. i'm aware i sound like i'm writing my first ever fanfiction saying that fjdhgsd

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

i'm such a scary movie girlie!!! i do love a good happy ending though

9. Any talents?

uhhh i can play piano half-decently and sing (choral style, not big strong belting lol). i'm pretty good at stitching on a machine. i like to think i'm decent at graphic design and candlemaking too!

10. Where were you born?

pennsylvania

11. What are your hobbies?

writing, reading, candlemaking... i like baking and cooking on occasion and i also love thrifting and museum trips. i'm also a big video lecture fan

12. Do you have any pets?

breaks my heart to say no but no! my family dog passed away in august unfortunately. my sister has a dog that she sometimes gives us to watch for a month or so at a time though

13. How tall are you?

5'5"

14. Favorite subject in school?

latin, spanish, ancient history, and english

15. Dream job?

nooo idea lol. i USED to really want to act but idk what the fuck i was thinking lmao. i work in the film industry now mostly on documentaries, so if i end up staying in the industry, maybe something related to horror? idk remains to be seen

i'm gonna tag @luvbef @shachaai @wastrelwoods @17redeye @dragomircho @stab-of-hunger @thedarkmongoose @chaotic-plotter @catboycunt but no pressure!!

[zombiebastian]

Beavis and Butthead in Saw II

Read the very first one here

Warnings: uhh well its based on Saw, Saw is very violent so if you don't like violence and gore please leave or read with caution, also since this is from B&BH's point of view some of the descriptions of events from Saw 2 are weird but hopefully not too bad

It had been 6 months since Beavis and Butthead had been forced to play one of Jigsaw's games, of course Beavis ended up cutting off his own foot to escape, leaving Butthead behind.

Luckily for them both, 2 amazing things happened. One, their TV was perfectly fine, and two, Butthead was somehow rescued by.... Uhhh... Since I'm lazy, Jotaro Kujo I guess.

Unfortunately their school was not blown up and Stuart was not killed like what Jigsaw said on the tape but getting their TV back was worth it all. The 2 had continued to live their life as normal, watching TV, dreaming of scoring with hot chicks, eating nachos, bothering their teachers, you name it.

John 'Jigsaw' Kramer was not happy that they hadn't learnt their lesson from playing his game, its clear they needed to be put through another test to see how much they valued life, so, almost exactly 6 months after the bathroom game, they had awoken in a room alongside 8 other people.

"Uuuhhhh... Where are we Beavis?" Asked Butthead whom had just awoke a few seconds ago, Beavis was still asleep. Butthead realised Beavis was not responding so he decided to kick his sleeping friend "Wake up, dumbass, we're like... Not on the couch like we were when we last slept,"

"Aah!" Beavis yells as Butthead kicks him and he wakes up "Wait a minute, wheres the TV?"

The 2 looked around to notice that there were 8 other people in the room, a few of them still unconscious "Woah, huhuhu... Cool," Butthead says "We're at a party, and there's chicks here too, we've never been to a party before,"

One of the women, Laura, pointed out a camera in the top corner of the room "Hey Beavis, we're on TV, we're gonna be famous," Butthead stated, Beavis replying with a loud happy "Yes! Chicks love famous dudes!"

The 7 conscious other people were silently judging Beavis and Butthead, but the 2 were a bit stupid to realise this. Eventually the final person finally awoke, a woman named Amanda.

It seemed when Amanda had realised she had woken up in an unrecognisable place, she began to panic and look around the room, when questioned by one of the others she answered something along the lines of "He wants us to play his game! Damnit why?! I already beat your game so why are you testing me again?!"

Beavis and Butthead, as well as the 7 others were confused, what was she talking about? While looking around she pulled the bricks off of some sort of fire place.

While Amanda was searching thats when Beavis and Butthead both realised 2 different things. Beavis realised that this woman was Amanda Young, more than 10 months ago he saw her on the news, as she was one of the only known victims to have survived the Jigsaw killers traps.

Butthead, meanwhile, noticed there was a giant safe in the middle of the room, he wondered how much money was in there.

Eventually Amanda found a tape, a key and a piece of paper in the fire place "Hey Butthead, I think we've been kidnapped by that Jigsaw guy again," Beavis explains, Butthead replies "Really? If our TV is in danger again I'm gonna kick his ass, when I saw him last time he was really old so I bet I could do that easily,"

Amanda began to play the tape.

"Greetings and welcome. I trust that you are all wondering where you are. I can assure you that while your location is not important, what these walls offer you is important, salvation, if you earn it. 3 hours from now, the door to this house will open. Unfortunately, you only have 2 hours to live. Right now, you are breathing in a deadly nerve agent. You've been breathing it since you arrived here. Those of you familiar with the Tokyo subway attacks will know its devastating effects on the human body. The only way to overcome it and walk out that door is to find an antidote. Several are hidden around this house. One is inside the safe in front of you. You all possess the combination to the safe. Think hard. The numbers are in the back of your mind. The clue to their order can be found over the rainbow. Once you realize what you all have in common, you will gain a better understanding of why you're here. X marks the spot for that clue, so look carefully. Let the game begin,"

"Deadly gas? Beavis did you cut the cheese again?" Butthead asks, Beavis answering "No, I don't think so, hehehe,"

Pretty much everyone in the room apart from Beavis, Butthead and some buff guy named Xavier were in a state of panic and dread. Xavier read the piece of paper that came with it reading "Don't use the key on the door,"

Xavier and some other guy named Gus quite obviously disagreed with the message on the paper, as they decided to take the key to the locked door and begin trying to open it, Amanda pleaded with them not to, and even Beavis and Butthead admited that it was a bit stupid of them not to listen considering she had already been in one of these traps and knew how this Jigsaw guy worked.

Xavier bent down and began unlocking the door while Gus peeped through the eyehole, after a few moments there was a loud bang.

Gus then slowly collapsed, revealing a massive injury to his eye, in fact his eye was nowhere in sight and he was bleeding everywhere. Most people in the room began screaming and panicking, Gus had just been killed, meanwhile Beavis and Butthead...

"Woah, he just died," Butthead said, not really concerned. The 2 then began to headbang as they loudly hummed a heavy metal song.

One of the others, Jonas (one of the only reasonable people in this trap to be fair) approached them

"You think thats funny?!"

Butthead replied "Uhhh... No, we think its cool,"

Jonas said "That man just died! You think its cool?"

Beavis answers "Uhhh... Yeah, hehehe,"

Jonas didn't say anything after that, but he approached Amanda and demanded to know how she knew where the tape, key and paper was, she began to explain Jigsaws games, how she put in the reverse beartap for doing drugs and how she had to fish for a key in her "dead" cellmates stomach, but she survived.

"Hey Beavis, check this out," Butthead whispered to Beavis before approaching Amanda "Uhhhh, hey babeh. I see you were put in a Jigsaw trap, I was put in a Jigsaw trap too,"

Beavis interrupted "Oh yeah yeah! I was with him too! I cut my foot off! Hehehe"

Amanda ignored these two because she already knew this information. Daniel, a kid around Beavis and Butthead's age whom had been sitting quietly in the corner the whole time, took Gus's jacket and used it to cover the dead mans face, not wanting to see that horrific sight.

While everyone else was searching a way out the room, the door just randomly opened by itself. Everyone quickly exited the room and saw there was a magnum gun behind the keyhole, that must've shot Gus and killed him.

Everyone began looking around the house

"This place is weird," Beavis states "Its all like... Greenish yellowish, it smells like pee, the chicks here are pretty hot though, know what I'm sayin'? Hehehe"

Butthead replies with a stern "Agreed."

At the front of the house there was a door with a big "EXIT" written on it, it of course would not open until the 3 hours had passed.

Most of the doors in the house are locked, but they eventually find one that opens, one that leads them all to the basement, also Xavier had a lamp with him for some reason.

They all slowly entered the basement to find a large room, and down there was a hooded figure sitting at a table facing away from everyone.

Xavier approached the figure with the lamp, prepared to kill them if they made a wrong move, Jonas approached behind Xavier and pulled the hood of the figure, making both of them flinch

"AHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! ITS SO CREEPY!" Yelled Beavis when he saw it.

The figure was in fact just a dummy, a very creepy looking one that gave everyone uncanney valley vibes, on the chest of the dummy was a piece of paper with one word written

"OBI"

Xavier questions what the hell "OBI" meant, "Oh I know!" Beavis said "Its like, Obi Wan Kenobi!"

Butthead slapped Beavis "No way, dork, there's no way Jigsaw is a Star Wars fan, and even if he was why would he reference it here?"

"Actually, my name is Obi (pronounced Ah-bi)," said one of the others in the group, of course his name was Obi

"Butthead! Look! The real Obi Wan Kenobi is here with us! He'll save us and kick Jigsaw's ass for sure, though he does look a little different to what he's like in the movie..." Beavis exclaimed.

At this point everyone ignored whatever Beavis and Butthead said and didn't even try to correct them, they had figured they were both just really mentally challenged idiots.

Near the dummy was a tape so Xavier decided to play it.

"Hello Obi. I want to play a game. For years, you've burned those around you with your lies, cons, and deceits. Now you'll have to redeem yourself, for the games you've played with others, by playing one of mine. Inside the device in front of you are 2 antidotes for the poison coursing through your veins. One is my gift to you for helping me kidnap the others. The second is yours to donate. However, one of them will come with a price. Remember, Obi, once you are in Hell, only the Devil can help you out,"

"Wait a minute, what does that mean, kidnap the others?" Asked Jonas, Obi replied "How would I know?"

"He's the one who put us here," said Laura who was sitting near the shelves on the other side of the room "The car... It was you, I knew I recognised you, you were the last person I saw before I woke up here,"

Thats when Beavis and Butthead realised that this guy had also brought them here, they thought back to the last thing that happened before they woke up in this house.

"Woah, he also brought us here, he was like hiding behind our couch and stuff, and while we were watching Baywatch he came up behind us and put this thing on our face and it made us fall asleep," Butthead explains.

Everyone glared at Obi after Laura and Butthead had told them all about what happened, most of them also starting remember seeing him before they woke up in this mysterious house.

"Are you sure its him? You better be sure," Jonas says, Laura replies "I'm sure,"

Obi looked at Jonas and said "You would've done the same if you new what I had to do,"

Xavier was obviously not happy hearing this, he grabs a nearby knife and says "You've got 5 seconds to get us out of here!!"

Obi answers "I don't know the way out,"

"Bullshit!" Yelled Laura

Beavis and Butthead approach Laura, Beavis saying "Exactly, I bet he's like, Jigsaws brother something,"

While Xavier was threatening Obi at knifepoint, Butthead attempted to flirt with Laura "Don't worry babeh, I'll like, find a way out of here," Laura wasn't really in the mood so she didn't reply.

Before Xavier was about to attack Obi, one of the others, Addison, broke them up

"Hey listen to me!" She yelled "We've got two antidotes in the back of that oven, we're waisting time here!"

Beavis and Butthead was ignoring all of the conflict going on "Hey Beavis, the chicks here are hot, maybe if I can get the antidote in the oven they'll want to score with me," Butthead said, Beavis replies "Yeah they are hot, but next trap let me get the antidotes okay, I wanna score too,"

Butthead approaches the conflict and says "Hey everyone, I volunteer to get the antidotes in the oven, make sure to watch me closely, ladies,"

However, Xavier, who was now holding the knife to Obi's neck, would not let Butthead into the furnace

"No way, this guy got us in here so he's gonna help us out, he has 10 seconds to get in that furnace or else he's a dead man,"

Thats when Daniel interrupted and asked "So if there's only 2 antidotes in there, which 2 of us gets to use them?" With Xavier yelling back "We'll figure that out later!"

Xavier pushes the knife even closer to Obi's neck "Right now you're going in there, or I'll kill you where you stand!"

Obi then said in a surprisingly serious voice "Guess I'm going in there to get those needles, but I get one, got it?"

Obi then crawled into the furnace, 2 needles hanged from the cieling, Obi grabbed one of them "This one is for me," he said before pulling it down. He then looked at the other one which was hanging from a chain "And you guys can fight over who gets this one,"

"Hurry up!" Yelled Xavier.

Obi then grabbed the one hanging from a chain, which of course pulled the chain, and as that happened the door to the furnace closed which made everyone (apart from of course Beavis and Butthead) panic.

"Oh god! Oh shit!"

"Open the door!"

People yelled, as fire started to amit from the furnace, this excited Beavis.

"Fire! Fire! Fire!" He yelled full of joy, not realising that Obi was about to meet a firey grave.

"Open the door! Open the door!" Obi commanded as he started to notice the fire was getting closer to where he was.

Everyone scurried around trying to open the door but it wouldn't budge, Obi tried lowering his leg above the fire to kick the door open but nothing worked, he crawled all the way to the back of the furnace to avoid the fire as much as possible.

Thats when he noticed that there was some sort of valve with a drawing of some devil pointing at this, this was what Jigsaw meant when he said "Once you are in hell, only the devil can get you out,". Unfortunately for Obi, it was too late as there was too much fire in front to reach the valve to turn the gas off, he didn't want to get burned so he didn't want too and just prayed someone else got him out of there.

Everyone was still trying to open the door but at this point the fire inside was making the metal heat up, burning peoples hands when they tried to pull it.

"Use your coat! Use your fucking coat!" Yelled Addison at Jonas, who of course, took his coat off and used it to cover his hand to try and open the door but it still didn't work.

Laura was cowering in the corner shivering and repeating the phrase "Stop it,"

"Hey guys there's a window over here!" Yelled Daniel, everyone ran to the back of the furnace where there was indeed a window, they saw that Obi was nearly fully engulfed in flames.

"Fire! Fire! Fire!" Beavis continues to cheer out as he saw the fire within.

"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" Laura began to now scream in the corner of the room.

"Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of there!" Assured Jonas before Obi's hand pushed up against the glass trying to break open the window.

Xavier then found a bat with nails stuck in it "Everyone stand back!" He shouted.

"Woah, that Xavier guy is pretty cool, Beavis," Butthead said, neither him nor Beavis were expressing the seriousness of the situation, as Beavis also continued to cheer out the word "Fire!"

Xavier broke open the window and Obi's hand and head stuck out but the window was too small for him to escape, he was bleeding, covered in burns and visibly in a lot of pain, luckily he eventually died less than a minute after the window was broken.

Everyone just stared at the dead body in shock for a while, before Xavier checked Obi's hand "The antidote!" He yelled angrily as he saw Obi didn't even hand them the antidote

"The fucking antidote is melting in there!"

"Yeah, what a dickweed, he could've at least handed us the needle, he deserved to die. Oh well at least there'll be less antidotes to give now that he's gone," Butthead stated, trying to seem cool in front of Xavier.

Butthead was also relieved that no one let him go in the furnace when he was trying to impress the girls, he probably would've met the same end as Obi.

Amanda then took what looked like to be some sort of cleaber and went back upstairs away from the basement before anyone else.

Soon everyone followed and began looking around to see if they could find more rooms with antidotes. Amanda and Daniel were having a conversation on how they ended up here, majority of the people who woke up in this house had went to jail for a serious crime at some point in time, apart from Daniel, Beavis and Butthead.

Amanda was telling Daniel about how she had dealt with drugs which is how she ended up in her first test, the reverse beartrap, but after that she began self harm to cope with the traumatic experience which is probably how she ended up here.

Meanwhile Beavis and Butthead were having a conversation of their own

"Hey Beavis, did you notice that like, everyone here apart from us and Amanda has a number on the back of their neck?" Butthead asks,

Beavis replies "Huh? Oh yeah, cool, maybe this means Amanda is like, our soulmate or something,"

"She should be the first chick we score with when we get out of here," Butthead suggests.

Beavis then points to a table next to them "Hey look, a pen, maybe you can draw a number on the back of my neck, Butthead,"

Butthead says "Yeah, good idea, Beavis,"

Butthead takes the pen and draws a number on the back of Beavis's neck.

"69"

Suddenly Jonas came back and let everyone know they found another door that could possibly have their next challenge.

Everyone followed him to the door, to find it wasn't really opening but Xavier was trying to force it open

"Xavier rules," Butthead states.

Soon the door opens to what looks like a childrens bedroom, well a very abandoned one at least. There were dusty and broken toys on the floor and in the middle of the room was a bed with no mattress.

Behind that was a metal door with a 4 minute countdown going off, and on the bed was a tape, Xavier decides to play the tape as everyone gathered around.

"Hello, Xavier. I want to play a game. The game I want to play is very similar to the one that you've been playing as a drug dealer. The game of offering hope to the desperate, for a price. I think we can agree that your situation is desperate. So I offer you hope. The price that you pay is that you must crawl into the same pit of squalor you force your customers into. By entering this room, a timer has been started. When the timer expires, the door in front of you will be locked forever. Only in finding the key before the timer runs out can you unlock and retrieve the antidote inside. I will give you just one hint as to where that key is: it will be like finding a needle in a haystack. Let the game begin,"

Xavier then pulls the bed away to reveal that beneath it is a hole filled with needles that have probably been used.

"There's no way I'm going in there," Xavier states before looking at Amanda, he approaches her

"Hey what are you doing?" She asks before he grabs her

"Hey wait! No don't do this!" Xavier says back to her "Sorry but I ain't digging through those needles,"

He then picks her up as she begs him not to make her do this, then he throws her into the pit, she yells and screams in pain as everyone watches feeling bad for her but also relieved Xavier didn't decide to throw them in.

"Uhhh, Beavis you need to go in there too," Butthead says as Amanda begins to dig through the needles, multiple of them sticking in her arms

"What?! Why?!" Exclaims Beavis

"Because, dumbass," Butthead replies "If you impress Amanda and the other chicks here, you will score,"

"But, don't you want to score?" Beavis asks nervously, Butthead answering "Yes, but I'll wait until there's a less painful trap to impress all the chicks, now go!"

Butthead then pushes Beavis into the trap alongside Amanda, Beavis also yelling in pain but not really doing much to help find the key unlike Amanda.

"You can do it brother Beavis! I believe in you!" Butthead cheers his friend on, Xavier approached behind him "What, you want to join your friend in there too?" He asks.

Butthead replies "Uhhhhh, no,"

Xavier ignores him, and ends up picking Butthead up and throwing him into the needle pit alongside Amanda and Beavis. All 3 of them looked like pin cushions with needles sticking out all over them.

"Hurry the hell up in there!" Xavier yells as the timer on the door ticks down.

Soon the timer is around 30 seconds and Beavis and Butthead didn't really do much to help out, but Amanda was able to find the key, she tosses it out the pit as she cries.

Xavier grabs the key and runs towards the door, at 10 seconds, but he ends up dropping the key while trying to put it in, he reaches down to pick it up and tries to put it in again but the timer runs out and the door shuts before he can unlock it.

"No! No! No!" Yelled Xavier, frustrated that he had literally sent 3 people into the needle pit to find the key for him yet he still wasn't able to unlock the door in time.

"Well, uhhh, its your own fault for having butter fingers," Butthead said as he peeked his head out the pit. Xavier gave him an angry glare but thankfully didn't do anything.

Daniel helped Amanda climb out the pit and pull all of the needles out of her arms and body. Meanwhile Beavis and Butthead were still stuck in the pit.

"Butthead, I don't feel too good," Beavis said, not even in much pain anymore as he had grown numb to all the needles sticking out of him, he was just mostly tired.

"Me neither," they both lay down in the needles staring up at everyone else.

"I don't think that Xavier guy is as cool as we thought," Beavis said, making sure Xavier didn't hear him

"Agreed, I can take a beating but throwing me into a pit of needles is crossing the line, we should just stick to idolising Todd from now on,"

Eventually Beavis and Butthead were able to climb out the pit as well, making sure to stay away from Xavier. Luckily for them Xavier decided to go back downstairs while the 2 followed Amanda, Addison, Daniel and Laura around the house, Jonas went off and searched on his own or something.

Laura wasn't doing too good, the toxic gas was starting to take effect on everyone but especially Laura, she could barely stand and was going in and out of consciousness.

At this point everyone was turning pale and coughing up blood. At one point Butthead slapped Beavis for coughing up blood on him.

At some point they were all in the corner of a hallway while Amanda held Laura, who seemed very close to death. They were all talking about how they were gonna get out of there or any clues they had found.

"Damnit Beavis stop holding onto me like that," Butthead said, clearly annoyed, Beavis let go of him "Sorry Butthead, I just don't feel too good, I think those needles did something to me,"

"X..." Mumbled Laura, Amanda asked her "What did you say?"

"X... Marks the spot," she repeated as she pointed at a frame on the wall with an X scratched onto it. Since Addison was the one standing most near to it she took it off the wall and behind it was a piece of paper that said.

"Father and son"

Addison turned the paper around to show a picture of Daniel and a man she knew quite well.

"Uhhhh, who's that guy with you Daniel?" Butthead asks when he saw the picture "He looks stupid, huhuhuhu,"

"Is that your Dad?!" Addison asks as she showed the picture to Daniel, Amanda and Laura recognised him too. Daniel didn't really answer seeming quite shocked not knowing what to say.

"Thats the man who framed me and put me away! I went to jail because of him, thats Eric Matthews," she said, Beavis and Butthead had no idea who this guy was, they had never seen him before unlike everyone else.

Before anyone could say anyone else Laura began shaking and coughing up blood even more than before, she was having a seizure.

"Uhhh, I think she's been electrocuted, you might wanna step away from the power outlet," Butthead said, not really understandimg what a seizure was or what was going on.

Soon Laura died in Amanda's arms and after Addison stormed off, ranting about how she couldn't trust anyone in this house.

"Uhhhh, Beavis, what should we do now?" Butthead asks, Beavis replying "At least we now know Amanda is our true soulmate, Laura is dead and Addison ditched us, but Amanda will always be hear for us. We need to find another antidote Butthead, or else we will die virgins,"

Butthead silently nodded and the 2 split up to go and find another antidote room. Butthead heard some commotion going on downstairs in the room they had woke up in, he decided to see what was going on so he stood at the door and watched as Xavier and Jonas were fighting.

Butthead didn't say anything he just watched in silence because he found this entertaining, eventually Xavier used that nailed bat he found in the basement while trying to save Obi and hit Jonas in the back of the head, killing him in seconds.

Xavier then looked at Butthead, noticing he was watching, Butthead then realised Xavier is probably planning to do that to him too, so he ran to go and find Beavis or Amanda or Daniel.

The reason Xavier had killed Jonas was because he had looked at the dead body of Gus, the man who had been shot in the eye earlier and saw there was a number on the back of his neck, a 2 that was the colour red.

The combination to the antidote in the safe was on the back everyones necks and the order was in the order of the rainbow, since the gas had lingering for a while Xavier was going a bit insane so he decided to go on a killing spree to find everyone elses numbers to open the safe.

Meanwhile with Beavis he was wondering around the hallways trying to get a few doors open, when he hears Addison calling for help, he decided to see what was going on so he followed her voice and found the room she was in.

Hanging from the cieling of the room was a glass box with a now spilled antidote in it, at the bottom of the box were 2 holes with razor blades around it, Addison's arms were stuck in the holes as she was trying to get the antidote inside.

"Oh thank god! Can you please get me out of here?!" She cried. Beavis looked at the box and Addison, he realised that if he saves her, she might want to score with him after they escape, he smiles deviously and replies "Of course, uhhhh..."

He walks closer to her, feeling his heart pump faster and saw the blades her arms were stuck in "Oh okay, I know how to get you out," he said before sticking his rather small hand into the hole and pushing the blades upwards so she can pull her arm out without basically skinning herself.

She then reaches into the hole her other arm was stuck in and did the same for that "Thank you Beavis," she said, still in tears because she had been bleeding a lot due to the razors.

Beavis thought to himself "Ha! Take that Butthead, you said I was too much of a buttmonkey to score with a chick and that you'd score and I wouldn't, but now I'm gonna score before you do! Haha,"

Beavis then looked at the spilled antidote in the box and continues to think "But I can't score if I die, unless she's into that necrophilia type stuff, so I'm gonna need an antidote real quick,"

He walks behind the box and sees a lock with a key in it "Damn this Jigsaw guy made this trap too easy, I guess that chick was just really stupid or something but thats fine, I'm sure it'll balance well with my genuis.

Beavis then reached up and unlocked the top of the box, since he was quite short and couldn't reach the top, he grabbed the bottom of the box and began to pour the spilled liquid antidote into his mouth.

"I know the antidote is supposed to be injected into you but I suppose it doesn't matter which way it goes in," he thought to himself.

After drinking the antidote, he began to shake rapidly and made weird noises, before he eventually pulled his shirt over his head.

"I AM CORNHOLIO, I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" He exclaims.

Due to the nerve gas, the chemicals in the antidote and all of the germs in the needle pit, Beavis had now become his alter ego Cornholio.

Addison watched him, extremely freaked out as to what was going on, which distracted her from Xavier sneaking up behind her and then hitting her in the head with the nailed bat.

Xavier lifted her hair and saw her number before looking at Cornholio making weird noises and stomping around.

"Sorry kid, nothing personal," he said, Cornholio turned to him and yelled "ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! HOW DARE YOU THREATEN THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!"

Cornholio then ran past him, Xavier yelled "Hey! Get back here!" As he chased after him. Cornholio soon met up with Amanda, Daniel and Butthead, but this meant Xavier had found them too.

Xavier was also angrier than ever at Daniel because he had found the picture of him and his father, Eric Matthews.

"Damnit Beavis, why'd you have to lead that maniac towards us?" Butthead said, slapping Cornholio.

"ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!"

Butthead saw Xavier approaching and grabbed Cornholio, realising there was no time to waste. They both ran behind Amanda and Daniel and they lead them to the room they had woken up in.

"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!"

"Get in there Beavis," Butthead pushed Cornholio into the room as he was standing in his way. Amanda slammed the door shut but Xavier tried to pry it open.

Butthead watched and Cornholio ran around the room yelling as Amanda and Daniel tried to hold the door shut

"Help us!" Yelled Daniel, Butthead replied "Ehh, no,"

Meanwhile Daniel noticed that Xavier had left the nail bat in the room, so he went and picked it up and used it to jam the door shut, Amanda also noticed something beneath the safe that held one of the antidotes, she went and pushed it off.

So much commotion was going on, Xavier trying to force the door open, Cornholio ranting and stomping around the room, Butthead refusing to help, Amanda trying to push the safe off of the thing she noticed, it was all chaos.

Eventually Amanda pushed the safe away and found there was a secret door beneath it, she knew this could be their escape so she opened it and signalled everyone to go inside.

Daniel went in first, but Butthead didn't really get the message "Uhh, is that the basement?" He asked. As Amanda was trying to convince Butthead to go into the secret door, he kept asking stupid questions and not listening to anyone.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY BUNGOLE?!" He walked towards the bat and picks it up "THIS SHALL PROTECT THE ALL MIGHTY BUNGHOLE, HEEHEHE, BUNGHOLIO!"

The door then flung open revealing Xavier "Damnit Beavis you let that crazy guy in here, I get it now, we need to go to the basement," Butthead then grabbed Cornholio and attempted to drag him into the secret door.

"YOU DARE TOUCH THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!"

"Get in Beavis!" Butthead then pushed Cornholio into the secret door before jumping in himself and running down the long hallways, he heard as Xavier jumped down and ran behind them, Cornholio was nowhere in sight now, Butthead realised he probably didn't understand what was happening and how this crazy guy was going to kill them.

"Damnit Beavis you're an absolute buttmonkey, that guys gonna kill you, whatever at least I'm the only one who gets to score with Amanda now," Butthead thought to himself as he ran.

Eventually they came to some sort of weird door, Amanda pushed it open to reveal the bathroom that Beavis and Butthead had awoken in 6 months ago.

"Uhhh, why's Beavis's foot on the floor?" Butthead asked "Oh and that's the guy Beavis killed back when we were locked in that bathroom, uhhhh..."

Butthead then looked over and noticed Daniel was dead

"Uhhh," he then also noticed that Xavier had entered the room "Crap,".

Xavier and Amanda talked for a little bit about the numbers, Butthead wasn't really paying attention, but then he saw Cornholio walk up behind Xavier.

"You can do it brother Beavis! You kick his ass!" Butthead cheered Cornholio on as he noticed him.

Xavier of course turned around and saw Cornholio, Cornholio asked "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY BUNGHOLE?"

"Damnit I'll kill you, kid," Xavier said before charging at Cornholio, the 2 began to fight, Xavier smashed his head against the hard bathroom wall and saw his number was "69"

Thats when Cornholio pulled out the nail bat he had been hiding in his pants and smashed it across Xavier's face. Xavier collapsed, his face covered in blood he began gasping for air before eventually dying.

"Woah, you're pretty cool Beavis," Butthead said, before Cornholio replied "HE THREATENED THE ALL MIGHTY BUNGHOLE, HE HAD TO DIE, HEHEHE,"

Thats when Cornholio transitioned back to Beavis "Uhhh, Butthead whats going on here? I remember saving that Addison chick from a box and then- AAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

Beavis screams as he sees his own foot on the floor, the one he had sawn off 6 months ago, he approached it "I wondered where my other shoe was!" He took the shoe off his dismembered foot and held it.

"Uhhh, Daniel died, Beavis," Butthead told Beavis, Beavis replied "Uhhh, that sucks, anyways at least we get to score with Amanda now,"

"Actually I was just pretending to be dead," Daniel said as he got up from the floor.

"Aww damnit!" Beavis exclaimed "Now we're gonna have to have a foursome, better than nothing anyways. Uhhh, speaking of Amanda where is she?"

Butthead answered "Uhhh, I dunno," suddenly a figure approached behind them both and injected them with some sort of needle, they then passed out.

Everything was black, until they both woke up in a tight space. "Uhhh, Beavis, where are we?" Butthead asked "And why are you hugging me?"

"I'm not hugging you idiot!" Beavis exclaimed

"Then stop wrapping your arms around me!" Commanded Butthead, Beavis couldn't though "I cant we're like, stuck in some box, is this another test from Jigsaw? And why do we have these plastic thingies on our noses and mouth?"

The 2 boys had a ventilator on their face, they began squirming and trying to push away from each other which only resulted in them basically beating each other up.

"Settle down Beavis you're crushing my rib cage or something," Butthead said as he slapped Beavis.

Suddenly the door to the box opened, they were in a safe place. Relieved, they both crawled out and saw a woman (for those of you who are familiar with Saw, the woman is Detective Allison Kerry) and a few other police looking people looking at them in shock.

"Hey babeh, we just like, escaped a death game," Butthead attempted to flirt with the detective. They then noticed another safe to their right so they walked towards it to look inside.

"Woah check it out Butthead, its Daniel!" Beavis exclaimed, Daniel was indeed inside the other safe, also with a ventilator on his face, except he was in a lot more distress then Beavis and Butthead were.

"Where's Amanda though?" Butthead asked, they both looked around again "Aw damnit I think we've been ditched!" Yelled Beavis, angry that once again he was unable to score.

"Well we could try to score with this lovely detective chick, Beavis," Butthead reassured him

"Yeah yeah, good idea,"

[pachu09]

So...

I'm not really a Fan of Horror. I can survive reading it but watching it specifically? Let's just say I'm the kind of person who literally gets sick when the scenes are jumps scares or you know several people died....

Anyways, sorry for getting derailed...

But I do know how to think up Horror plots, I think this is the first time I will post something like this. I have a bunch of Horror plots but they're uhhh...gathering dust somewhere in my phone storage. This plot was also posted on my Discord so the members there already knows what this story is about...

Don't be surprised if some of the things down below are familiar. They are literally inspired by the many horror films/stories I forced myself to watch/read ( I know I'm an idiot for doing it but whatever 😅 )

MadaTobi

Modern, Horror AU

The story will start from the POV of an OC who rented a very nice apartment but was baffled when he found a survival guide written by the previous tenant named...

Senju Tobirama

The letter was written like this....

To the New Tenant ...

Firstly, if you are a brave one I guess welcome to your new home. But if you aren't, please do what I have listed down so that you can survive living in this apartment for even a month. And if you do survive, leave behind this accursed building and never ever look back.

I lived here before you and I only lasted a year. I cannot tell you where I am but I know I won't survive after I finished writing this letter. Creatures that had been lurking in this apartment complex had been waiting for me to join them ever since I step inside this building. Jokes on these creatures because I would kill myself first before they can get their disgusting hands on me.

Anyway, I am getting derailed...

I pass this knowledge to you so that you and any other future tenant won't be the victim of this accursed place.

You think at first this apartment would be a wonderful home and at first it may seem like it. But a day later you will know that its far from not. If you want to survive and get out of this apartment alive; then there are some steps you need to strictly follow.

1. You will never have a problem with the landlord. As long as you pay him on time he will never grace your doorstep with his accursed presence. I have only dealt with him once for my 6th month of tenancy and let’s just say I never missed a day of payment again. If you need any repairs never ever talk with the landlord; speak to the agent you have a deal with and you'll be fine.

2. NEVER EVER use the communal elevator between 12.12 and 4.44 am. Just please don’t do it. I cannot stress this enough. And I cannot write it down in fear that I don't have enough time to explain everything properly. But please, heed my words and you'll never regret it.

3. If you heard a knock on your window at the dead of the night; never open the curtains and peer out. You will lose your sanity if you saw what's out there.

4. Please never leave any of your food out. Even from your pets ( if you have any? ). Something will come visit you if you don't clean up properly and it will take what it deemed what is most valuable to you.

5. If you hear any strange animal noises coming from the apartment below you. Please don’t question it, Akabane–san lives there and he’s a nice man. Say hello to him when you see him so that he won't find you rude. If the noises started at the dead of the night. Never ever check up on him if you want to live.

6. The damp patch on the kitchen ceiling will never go away. Never complain it to the landlord. Remember rule number 1?. Yeah just don't do it. Don't even try to clean it or else the owner of it will make its presence known and again you will be in deep shit.

7. Never communicate with people who claim to be living in the sixth floor. Tenant, there is no sixth floor in this building. The number of the floor goes straight up to 7th. Not 6th. ( find the building history I had tape into one of the bedroom floor boards to know what happened to the 6th floor ). Shut and lock the door and use the three dead bolts I installed if someone came knocking to your door and try to talk to you. Those fuckers will be persistent....ready any weapons you have in case they try to enter your apartment. Oh and make sure you line every window and doors with salt. And put some on your weapons too I guess...

8. Weapons are within arms reach at all times. Sometimes things tend to slip through your notice even if you remain vigilant.

9. There is a committee for this building. You can join if you want, but most of them would never help you especially if you are the next victim.

10. Don't pet the fluffy cats ( or any other animal ) that will roam the hallways building. They are beyond evil and I will never ever forgive them. For they are the ones that had deliver me to the Devil itself.

11. The mailman who is name Hikaku is sort of an ally. How you treat him will increase your survival in this place. But for me, his help was a little too late. He tried his best but I guess because he's a Human he can never betray his own Masters..

12. Finally, if you managed to survived within the three weeks time frame. Congratulations, for surviving. But beware. Make sure all of your stuff is with you when you leave this place. Not a single thing you own should be left behind. Or else its game over, you'll be back to square one and you don't want that, ever.

If you're back to square one there are only three options that is waiting for you. Either you kill yourself first, you got eaten by the entities here or be one of the tenants who never leave.

The last tenant,

Senju Uchiha Tobirama

[purplesurveys]

1851

Who will you be spending Christmas with this year? I've always spent it at home with my immediate family, and I'm like 101% sure that'll remain to be the case this year. Especially now that my dad's contracts allow him to be home for Christmas – something that we didn't get to have for over 20 years.

What time do you usually go to sleep at night? Anywhere between 1-3 AM because revenge bedtime procrastination is still very real for me.

Did you go to high school with your current best friend? I did. I went through the entirety of grade school, high school, and college with her. Same schools for 15 straight years.

Have you ever wanted to be vegetarian or vegan? I had considered becoming vegan, but it's just really not a sustainable and accessible practice where I'm from unless you're rich and live in a more expensive place that can cater to such a lifestyle.

Do you park your car in a garage, carport or just in a driveway? We have a carport.

Have you ever been a passenger in a semi-trailer truck? Uhhh as far as I can remember, nope.

Have you felt sick today? Kinda. The elevators at my client's headquarters move SO fast they fucking suck lmao.

Whose was the last funeral you attended? I have never attended a funeral proper, but the last wake I paid a visit to was for a preschool friend's dad. He and my grandpa were very close and used to be chatting buddies while waiting for my friend and I to be dismissed.

Have you read The Hunger Games trilogy? No. The only Hunger Games anything I've consumed was the first movie.

How many times a week do you wash your hair? Everyday.

Do you need to wash your hair right now? Nope, I'll be doing that tomorrow morning.

Do you avoid using public restrooms? As much as I can, but if I really need to go then I just go to one.

What is your boss’ (or school prinicpal’s) name? Valerie.

Have you seen any extended relatives in the last month? My cousin came over at the start of the month just to hang and play video games with my sister.

Do you like eggnog? I've never had it but it sounds so delicious!!! I'd love to try it at least once.

Is there anything important you need to do today? Not anymore, it's 10:40 PM and I've called it a day.

Who is the person you dislike the most? I don't hold that feeling for one particular person.

Girls, how old were you when you first got your period? I was only a couple of weeks into being 10.

Do you take part in paying the bills for your household? My parents insist that I don't, so I don't; but I still give them a portion of my pay every two weeks.

Have you ever properly listened to classical music? Did you like it? Idk what you mean by 'properly' lol but yeah I do sometimes! It's great when I'm in the mood for it.

Do your parents know how to text? Yes, I mean they were part of the generation of when cellphones boomed so they definitely know how to.

Do you text your parents often? Sure, we have a family group chat so communication is alllllways happening over there.

What letter does your middle name begin with? My maiden surname starts with an A.

Do your initials spell an actual word? Nope.

What will you do when this survey is over? I'd like to take another one.

Do you know anyone with celiac disease? I don't think so.

How many siblings do you have? Are they all full siblings? Two, and yes.

What’s the weather like today? Hot enough that an airport parking lot caught fire and toasted like 19 cars lol. Suffice it to say Filipinos have NOT been doing well.

Have you ever eaten a cinnamon donut? I'm pretty sure I have, but they're not all that common here now that I think about it.

What is the longest relationship you’ve ever been in? It was an on-off that lasted around 6 years total, iirc.

How many times a day do you brush your teeth? Twice.

How do you usually celebrate New Years? With extended family, at home. We have NYE mass in the evening, then have media noche while waiting til midnight. We never go out for vacations because 1) the dogs, 2) fireworks are crazy so we wanna make sure we're at home just so nothing gets set on fire.

Is the place that you’re in right now quiet or loud? What can you hear? It's quiet, and I can only hear the whirring of my aircon.

Do you currently have any alarms set? Nope. I usually do that just before falling asleep.

How many cars can fit in your driveway? I want to say around four.

Do you like whiskey? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate it.

When was the last time you ate, and what did you have? Around 6 PM. I had the sisig that my mom prepared for me.

[wildemaven]

Tagged by two lovelies @psychedelic-ink @something-tofightfor

1 - Are you named after anyone? I would say yes. But if you ask my mom she says no, she just liked the name. Here’s the thing though… My grandma’s name is Heidi (her mom)…. And I have a cousin on my dad’s side named Heidie (she’s older by like 3-4 years. So?? But here’s the kicker! My middle name is my mom’s high school sweetheart’s mom’s name, and then she married him when I was 8… 🤨

2 - When is the last time you cried? I honestly don’t remember and that is odd cause I usually cry a lot

3 - Do you have kids? Yes. I have 3

4 - Do you use sarcasm a lot? Probably more than I should.

5 - What is the first thing you notice about people? Probably whether or not they smile when I first meet them or their eyes

6 - What's your eye colour? They’re like a green blue

7 - Scary movies or happy endings? Happy Endings

8 - Any special talents? Uhhh I don’t think so

9 - Where were you born? San Luis Obispo

10 - What are your hobbies? Writing, Photography, baking, drawing, crafting in general

11 - Do you have any pets? 2 cats, 2 dogs and a leopard gecko

12 - What sports do you play/have you played? Played volleyball growing up, track in high school. Now I guess CrossFit. I was really deep into it in 2021 and was hoping to try and compete in local comps… but then I got preggers 🤪 I’ve been back at it again for the last 2 months so we’ll see what happens. I entered into the Open one year but definitely didn’t make it lol

13 - How tall are you? I'm 5'5”

14 - Favourite subject in school? English and History (Although I wish it wasn’t so whitewashed back then, definitely make a point to find actual examples of real history for my kids)

15 - Dream job? Hairstylist & Photographer (which I did), Designer (started going to school for fashion, but then went to beauty school), Interior Designer, Writer (this is still a goal of mine, so I’m gonna make it happen)

NPTs: @heythere-mel @kteague @mvtthewmurdvck @gnpwdrnwhiskey @words-are-fireproof @nothoughtsjustmeds and anyone else who wants to share

[inkedmyths]

S2: E5 "Simon Said"

Brought to you by Kayla was bored and I was bored enough to continue AND ALSO THIS WAS A MONTH AGO I'M SORRY

This ep featuring: Murder suicide, demon touched pussy, grand theft auto, and yet another fucked up brotherly parallel

Silas: UR STILL ON SEASON 2? Crepe: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES Melon: They’ve been watching at a rate of one-two episodes every two weeks. We’re gonna be here for the long haul (years) Me: Bc I have been busy <3 Silas: BYE I THOUGHT UD BE AT 3 AT THIS POINT HAGAHAYUGADG Me: SHUT UP SILAS Silas: SO MEAN TO ME

[ There is a brief interruption as I'm about to start because my mom walked in to make a joke about being a bad influence. This has nothing to do with Supernatural. She has never watched it and refuses to. A wise decision, probably. ]

What the fuck? What the fuck

[ The peanut gallery continues to make fun of my slow watch rate. I ignore them in favor of staring in bafflement at the screen. ]

Vision? Flashback?

Visions!!

[ Aspen now enters the chat, making a comment that they were just thinking about how long its been since the last time. ]

UHHH

DAMN HE JUST COMMITED A MURDER

MURDER SUICIDE

Oh hello Sam

Back at it again with the evil visions huh

[ Why the fuck does Aspen have a teletubby emote. ]

Dean beloved your phrasing needs work. Its so bad <3

The bar all goes 👀 when the boys walk in

Does. He

He has no pants. Ok

THATS PRETTY DAMN SPECIFIC SAM

WHSHSGSGS

[ Kayla at last arrives, late as hell for someone so invested in me watching this. ]

REO SPEEDWAGON...

DEAN.... WHSHSGSG SINGING IT IN DEAD SILENCE IN THE CAR

Okay so we are tracking down another kid who might've been visited by the demon

LAWYERS

LEFT HIM AN ESTATE

GUYS ISN'T THIS LIE TAKING IT A BIT FAR—

Kayla: nah. its funny

Barbarian Queen riding a polar bear...

WJSHDH DEAN "I don't know, I'm starting to like this dude. That van is sweet."

I mean it is a reasonable connection that so far these uh. Idk. Demon touched psychics? Are violent?

And like Sam has a point, hunting is killing and violence, even if Dean is pretty keen on separating that completely from normal murder

Kayla: read that notif as demon touched pussy. i was like shit fr? Me: DEMON TOUCHED PUSSY.......

Dude actually I'm with Dean on this one. This guy fucks

Literally, judging from the girl waving at him

Dean thats not subtle.... why can't you guys be subtle..........

DID. DID HE JUST STEAL THE CAR

IN TEARS.

DEAN HE JUST STOLE YOUR CAR

WHAT

He's like some kind of? Affects minds?

"He full on Obi-Waned me" HELL YEAH LET'S GO STAR WARS REFERENCE ON MAY THE 4TH

OH SHIT MAN JUST WALKED INTO TRAFFIC

Dr Jennings...?

Ok ok...

WJSHSH "AND OJ WAS GUILTY"

I can't believe this, this is so funny

The guy LITERALLY stole Dean's car and he's still like "Man this guy FUCKS I can't be mad at him"

Dean viewing his van with a disco ball and a bong: This guy is so real

Guy has a thing for weird eccentric guys in long coats I guess

MOBY DICKS BONG

OH SHIT HE APPEARS

IT NOT HIM IT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ELSE?

What the fuck?

Oh fuck? What the fuck what is happening?

OH HE HAS A BROTHERRRRE

OH OH I SEE

OH THIS FUCKIN GUY

I SEEEEEEE

Sam buddy you alright

OH THE GIRL

His long lost twin was jealous?

Or something? Why the murder

Damn Sam these visions are sucking worse and worse huh

Ohhhh weird weird creepy fucker

OH HE'S WEIRDLY? WEIRDLY OVERPROTECTIVE? WHAT THATS EVEN CREEPIER

The constant weirdass parallels to the Winchesters huh

Whaaaaaat the fuck

LMAO (jedi mindtricking) "You really don't want to do this" (gets punched)

What in the fuck is happening here

Dude what

Yeah exactly!! Just talk to your brother like a normal person

THE MAN WITH THE YELLOW EYES

Kayla: you wanna know a funny story abt him Kayla: he actually has a name Kayla: however when i first watched his whole section (i was 10 i think) i decided that the man w the yellow eyes was too long Kayla: this was pre name reveal Kayla: so i Kayla: named him. Kayla: his name was jeffery. Kayla: i stand by that. Me: WJDHDHD Crepe: JEFFERY

Ohhhhh poor Andy :((

I love Andy I would die for Andy he was just living his life and his twin had been got by the demon so he showed up and was a murderous bastard

AUAUGH

DEAN NO

Sam is at his ropes end, Dean is deciding that ignoring things is the best option

Oh fuck shes onto them

Well fuck. Broke pattern, who knows how many weird psychics the demon has tabs on

Aaaaand end episode

Damn!

---

Okay, really interesting episode. I stand by that I would die for Andy, I hope he's okay after all of this nonsense.

But it's definitely setting up some crazy shit with psychic people... wonder where this is going... genuinely. I have no idea. But its probably not good!

[rrosyan]

Tagged by @saikkunen. Thanks a lot, I like doing stuff like this and it’s been a while :3

What book are you currently reading? Brisingr (for those who’ve never heard of it, the third book in the series Eragon starts). I’ve read it few times before, but it’s been a while since I last did it. Still love the series. Also there’s Mariel of Redwall, with which I’ve been stuck for more than six months now. It is dangerous to re-read a book for a millionth of time when you remember that oh no, next is the part you don’t care about.

What’s your favorite movie you saw in theaters this year? I only went to see one movie in theaters in 2022 (yeah it’s already 2023, shut up), and it was Sonic 2. I did go see it 3 whopping times, so it’s pretty safe to say it’d be my favourite even if there were any others.

What do you usually wear? Uhhhh hoodies, fitting tank tops or t-shirts, loose pants. Colors vary, mostly black but there can be others.

How tall are you? 169cm.

What’s your Star Sign? Do you share a birthday with a celebrity or a historical event? Libra. I do not know, Trafalgar Law from One Piece is close enough to a celebrity for me.

Do you go by your name or nickname? I choose to think this refers to irl, so name. My dad is literally the only one to ever call me nicknames or pet names.

Did you grow up to become what you wanted to be when you were a child? I never really wanted to be anything but a tango queen when I was a kid, and that was when I was 4 or so. So, I guess ‘no idea’ came true.

Are you in a relationship? If not who is your crush if you have one? Nope. Also no crushes.

What’s something you’re good at vs something you’re bad at? Uhhh I guess I’m kinda good at drawing and writing? Maybe? Good is such a vague term. I do enjoy those, and I think that’s more important than being ‘’’good’‘‘ at things. I am bad at playing any instruments. Too many things you’re supposed to do simultaneously with your body.

Dogs or cats? Cats!!!! Dogs are also good, but cats make me more stupidly happy than any other creatures I’ve met.

If you draw/write, or create in any way, what’s your favorite picture/favorite line/favorite etc. from something you created this year? I have drawn some pretty good pictures this year, but I haven’t posted them online and I don’t feel like doing that now either. I do enjoy one undead wolf knight thingy I drew. I also like (still partly wip) doll’s bed I made a lot. I have written a lot, but isolating a single line is impossible.

What’s something you would like to create content for? Currently I’d like to doodle all of my favourite One Piece characters, but we’ll see when I’ll get to that. I have also been redrawing my oldest ocs with the same kids’ color pencils and other stuff as 20 years ago, and it’s been lots of fun. Overall I wanna work on my original projects more.

What’s something you’re currently obsessed with? Stardew Valley and Sonic Frontiers. Too bad I already completed the latter, I am waiting for the dlc’s to come. Also obsessed about my original projects.

What’s something you were excited about that turned out to be disappointing this year? Dissapointment is for those who do not know how to keep their expectations and excitement realistic. Jokes aside, I am honestly fairly good at being realistic about things I’m interested in, and it is a very rare occasion I am actually dissapointed about something I was excited for first, and it didn’t happen in 2022.

What’s a hidden talent of yours? It wouldn’t be hidden if I told you, would it. Tbh, I have no idea. Organizing material things maybe? Keep your timetables and whatnot away from me, but let me rearrange those messy drawers and closets of yours.

Are you religious? Nah. I am slightly spiritual pagan of my own brand though.

Whats something you wish to have at this moment? Does not-ill body and mind free of constant anxiety count? If not, then Freedom Planet 2 Switch port would be nice, but that won’t be out before next summer.

Tagging: Nah, don’t really feel like atm. If you wanna do this, consider yourself tagged.

[aurorathedragon45]

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

It's complicated

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

Boyfriend

03: Do you regret anything?

I regret uhhh too many things to list

04: Are you insecure?

Cripplingly

05: What is your relationship status?

Taken :3

06: How do you want to die?

Either painlessly or in the mosf painful way possible. Let me say goodbye to the people i love first

07: What did you last eat?

Fried bananas!

08: Played any sports?

Nah

09: Do you bite your nails?

Not anymore

10: When was your last physical fight?

Never. I've never physically fought anyone

11: Do you like someone?

My boyfriend :3

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

I don't think so

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Uhhh meh, a couple of rude kids at my school

14: Do you miss someone?

My boyfriend 😔

15: Have any pets?

Yep! 2 dogs, a cat, a sugar glider, and 3 chickens

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

I'm feeling alright.

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

Nah I've never made out in general

18: Are you scared of spiders?

I love spiders :(

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

Maybe..

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

What's snogging oh wait I looked it up. I haven't. (my boyfriend doesn't even live in the same state, dammit)

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

Homework

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

2 kids, a boy and a girl :3

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

Nah, don't like piercings

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

Art :D

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

My leopard gecko, Sunny

26: What are you craving right now?

Boba milk tea

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Not that I know of, no

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

Nope :>

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

Not that I'm aware of

30: What’s irritating you right now?

It's that time of the month :[

31: Does somebody love you?

Mhm! And I'm very grateful

32: What is your favourite color?

Used to be pink, now its green (thanks alterhumanity)

33: Do you have trust issues?

Yeah

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

Several people

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

In person? My english teacher. Across the screen while chatting with someone?? I don't remember, i've done it so many times

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

Yeah,

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

Forgive

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

In some ways yes, in others no

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Haven't kissed anyone yet

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

Not that I remember

51: Favourite food?

Uh sushi ig

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Sometimes

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Scrolled tumblr

54: Is cheating ever okay?

No. If you aren't satisfied with the relationship and want to move on, just talk with the opposite party

55: Are you mean?

In my opinion, I'm a terrible person. Everyone else thinks I'm nice so its probably the depression speaking

56: How many people have you fist fought?

None

57: Do you believe in true love?

Yes :)

58: Favourite weather?

Thunderstorms/rain

59: Do you like the snow?

Yeah

60: Do you wanna get married?

YES

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

Only if it's my boyfriend if someone else calls me baby I'm gonna gag

62: What makes you happy?

Drawing, my boyfriend (i mention him a lot ik), dragons, witchcraft (i really wanna get more into it)

63: Would you change your name?

Nah

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Haven't kissed anyone

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

I'M DATING MY FORMER BEST FRIEND >:]

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Yeah

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

Uhhh my grandpa

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Probably my boyfriend.

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

Mhm!

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

YOU KNOW HIM, YOU LOVE HIM- MY-

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[pinkvelve]

some tag i found..wee woo wee woo we

2. Age: 20 😊

3. City that you live in: right in thid moment fc co

4. What do most people not know about you?: i think russia is the coolest country ever

5. What do most people know you for?: being insane

6. Hobbies: listeing to music from seven years ago...reading...reading something different...writing

7. What are your passions?: psychoanalyzing people

8. What do you search for in a significant other?: also being insane

7. What are you most proud of?: having new jeans in my top five literally every week

8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love?: save me just came on

9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it?: maybe stickers i guess. or notebooks

10. List 10 things off of your bucket list.: TEN?

northern lights

live in spain

ride a train

go to japan...omfg so bad..

read all of jjk

paint somethinga ctualy good

russia

GO to bts concert..

make this dumb clock i keep putting off

go austria/swiss

11. What was the last thing you learned?: dude idk actually my dad was telling me about the grand canyon earlier and he said if the damns were let back out the water would be so poisonous it would kill all the natural environment of the canyon. so

12. How many relationships have you been in?: girl you mean SITUATIONship

14. Turn offs: constant validation

15. Favorite food: onigiri

16. Favorite drink: chai

18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic?: i'm bipolar

19. Do you sleep during class?: actually no...i don't know how that's possible. now listening to music is a different question

20. What is the most expensive thing you own?: probably my computer i guess

21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own?: a pencil? or tissues..

22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone?: ELRIS? HERE I AM

23. Text or call?: do NOT call my phone

24. Opinion on long distance?: np for me

25. What is your definition of success?: not wnting to d!e

26. Favorite song?: OHHHright now...uhhh...tumblr girls or champagne coast

27. Favorite artist?: new jeans geazy childish gambino

28. Celebrity crush/crushes? male: kim taehyung female: karina

29. When was the last time you read for fun?: literally fifteen minutes ago

30. Favorite flower?: in bloom by zb1

31. What is the best gift you could receive right now?: not something i'm writing on this.

32. Any guilty pleasures?: snapchat

33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself?: i wish i would listen to more music instead of the same EFFINg songs

34. What do you search for in a friend?: not being fake

35. How many times have you said "I love you" in the past month?: i love you by 2ne1 comes in my mind for no reason

36. Where did you last go other than your room/home?: costco...........

37. Why do bad things happen to good people?: because people ARENT GOOD AND BAD.

38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye?: left out omfg. what do yall know about that

39. How many green shirts do you own?: DUDE SO MANY

40. Do you like anime?: i cannot tell you how many sukuna edits i liked earlier

41. What do you invest the most time in?: reading dumb things writing stupidthing s

42. What was the name of the last book you read?: YALL DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THIS...omfg... eternity enshrined by apartment

43. What's the difference between loving and liking someone?: for me its like if they haunt you. then you are in love 😊

44. Where are you most productive?: the library

47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist?: sorry i skipped some

48. Do you have any allergies?: sometimes my body just shuts down wjen i eat things

51. What was your last dream about?: i genuinely have not remembered any of my dreams for like two months

53. How many countries have you visited?: cinco

54. What is your favorite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.): ALL OF THE LISTED ONES.

56. When was the last time somebody complimented you?: that's a good question

56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself?: i would just know? tf

57. Do you consider yourself mature?: honestly no

58. How many days in your life do you think you have wasted on tumblr?: like five maybe

59. What is your favorite quote?: WAIT...goes to pinterest board

dude like. omfg

60. If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be?:

gojo satoru

fushiguro megumi

ryomen sukuna

62. Do you believe in the death penalty?: yes actually

63. What are your goals for life?: spain

64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now?: girl...i know what they're doing

65. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world.: i just answered this spain

66. What were you like in 2013?: happy asf because it was 2013

67. Do you have a job?: JOBLESS 💜

69. If you could change one thing about society, what would it be?: NO MORE Inflation

70. How many all-nighters have you pulled before?: probably like fifteen

71. Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is your favorite website?: no tf it's ao3

72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?: girl anything

73. Does money equal happiness?: its part of it

74. How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime?: i'm experiencing it right now listening to that one laboum song

75. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime? last december when taehyung and jk enlisted

77. When was the last time you looked at the news?: actually my mom had the news on when i walked downstairs today. there was a shöotīng in aurora if anyone is shocked by that

78. If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say?: gojo satoru

79. What is your favorite animal?: swiss mountain dogs

80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it?: ALREADY DONE? where's my check

82. What time do you normally sleep? How many hours of sleep do you usually get?: well right now it's 3:20 so that's a really good question

83. Does age necessarily equal maturity?: maturity is a dumb word

84. What is your favorite clothing store?: ragstock

85. In the winter- beanies or gloves?: neither

86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail?: bitter sweet just came on

87. If you had the power to erase one person from the world so that nobody remembered him or her except you, would you do it?: dude yes

88. What do you fear the most?: rejection

89. How many digits of pi can you recite?: 3.14..5 ?

90. If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be?: 2016 ONE BILLION TIMES OVER

91. Describe yourself in one word.: stupid

92. Describe your last victory.: not crying when run came on

95. Would you rather forget all of the past or remember everything in vivid detail?: i do not want to know what would happen to me if i remembered everything in vivid detail

96. Have you ever broken a bone before?: no 💛 the power of infinity

97. Is it harder to love or to hate somebody?: it's the same thing

98. Coffee or tea?: chai

99. What are some little things that you do that have changed your life in a positive way?: listening to loona

100. karina

[if-you-forget-me]

1-50

One day you and I are fighting

1. Did you wake up cranky?

I always wake up cranky

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

JESUS NO

3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

I’m a girls girl

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

I actually only glare at them

5. Can you commit to one person?

I can commit tax fraud

6. How do you look right now?

Like I’m a lazy bum

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

Uhhh…khakis

8. How often do you listen to music?

Everyday

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

Jeans

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?

Bro wait this is throwing me for a loop what year is this

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

Don’t talk to me

12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

I’m drop kicking everyone

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

I can make myself cry at will

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

Nope

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

That is literally all I care about

16. Are you going out of town soon?

My head hurts so bad I don’t even know what I’m doing tomorrow

17. When was the last time you cried?

This is a daily occurrence I cry at everything

18. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?

HAHAHAAH

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

No

20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

Sell my soul to the capitalist devil

22. Name something you dislike about the day you're having.

My fucking headache

23. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

Probably in high school

24. Are you nice to everyone?

Absolutely not

25. What are you sitting on right now?

I’m in bed

26. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

This is a stupid question

27. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?

I want Sebastian Stan more than I want life

28. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

Mmmmm Jules or Rachel

29. Do you get a lot of colds?

No

30. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

I don’t think so???

31. Does anyone hate you?

Most likely

32. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

I’m a Scorpio I like to remain mysterious

33. Do you like watching scary movies?

YES

34. Are you a jealous person?

I’m jealous of people who get to know Florence Pugh

35. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

How about the year I was born

36. Did you have a dream last night?

No :(

37. Is there anyone you can tell

EVERYTHING to?

I talk to myself a lot

38. Do you think you'll be married in

5 years?

I BETTER BE

39. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I don’t think anyone ever thinks about me ever

40. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Julia better be

41. Did you have a good day yesterday?

I simply cannot remember

43. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

Yes :)

44. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

No :)

45. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

Oh you know ;) (sleeping)

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

No one liked me in school

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

Only every second of every day

48. Were you single over the last summer?

Not to my knowledge

49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

Idk probably be productive

50. Don't tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

Duh

[bingus-bungus]

going to answer this under the cut bcs i dont like waiting to ask questions and no one would send us the asks anyways ahhahahahahahahahha

traumagenic / stressgenic, if im understanding the question right

~30, definitely some fragments in there though

more introjects

uhhhhh barely any. for some reason only vylent, simon, iSH and maybeee F can see the headspace, simon says that his is an island and vylent and iSH refuse to tell me (rude)

yes, we have one we know is a subsys for sure, and others we're not sure if they just share the same source as normal or if they're a subsys

yes, agent 3, 4, and 8 are in some sort of awkward silly relationship, dove miiiiiight be in a relationship with jade but she hasnt confirmed that yet, and simon and stella are in a one-sided relationship but thats only because stella isnt sentient yet

I N T E R N E T

we try our best to keep track of roles but they just kinda. bleh

we find it useful when we're trying to see if a term exists for what we're thinking of, but we know there's some sort of controversy surrounding it so. idk if that makes our use of it valid or not

simply plural, although we usually notice changes in switches around 10 minutes after they actually happen, so its not like. always accurate

F may have been the host for a bit, but its very unlikely

no, closest thing we have to a name is the insert cool word collective, it was just a silly thing we made up so we had a name for our strawpage

marina, marina agitando, and agent 8 are octolings, agent 3, agent 4, and frye are inklings, ax is an octoling AND an inkling (and also a crow), ray is a rayquaza, nepeta is a troll (from hs) f but hes a cat and little petey are cats, and dog man is a dog (holy shit) im not sure if all of these count as nonhuman but shut your fuck up

not that we know of (vylent pleaseeeeeeeee_

uhhhhhh im not that interesting but F is in co-front rn so: we actually could not come up with anything interesting. we're like the two least interesting people here. F has the best handwriting here ig is that interesting

uhhh no

no

F (as previously mentioned before) has really good handwriting, and simon is very good at digital art, which is ironic considering his source takes place sometime during the 50s-60s

idk

a lot of things. usually what music to listen to, like. what to do in general, and what fandoms we should be in which is rlly stupid in my opinion

usually, we're all collectively autistic + depressioned, and anxietyed, but simon thinks he has dyslexia which im not sure if that can happen for like. one guy but uh. what was the question again i forgot

little petey probably counts as a syskid, but thats the only one we know of. some of us do age regress as a coping mechanism tho

this malt tastes like shit

kind of?

nepeta often goes back and reads homestuck, she doesnt really have a problem with it bcs nepeta isnt in hs^2 (aside from davepetasprite) but jade roxy and dove have kind of been trying to source separate (especially with jade since that last update). idk how any of the splatoon fictives got here, a few weeks before we discovered being a system we decided to go on hiatus of playing splatoon so. no. i could go on and on since we have so many fictives from so many different sources but. i dont think this wall of text looks quite appealing

doesnt apply to us

havent really though of that yet, we usually just think about the same future jay wished to have back before we found out we were plural

not yet

kind of outdated but yes

uhhhhhh too tired

most times any of us didnt get along they usually resolved it within like. 1-3 days. except for bill, he went into dormacy for like a month and came back saying he went through his redemtion arc (which he did)

not really? as previously mentioned x2 i have very good handwriting but im typing rn so.

i mean like, we dont really like it that much, theoretically, if an actual baby knew how to type, it probably would just type normal words but i can see why people do it. im okay with it as long as people provide translations so we can actually understand it

uh. we dont really know that much about dog man. hes a dog

jay has all of our collective interests, i feel like. when most of us split we got assigned like. one or two of those interests. whenever i visualize splitting or alter forming i always imagine cellular division idk

splaoton

nope

nope

probably jade, since our trauma was somewhat related to homestuck, but i realized her and all the other hs alters formed to like. help us cope with that and shit. little petey was also a surprise since like. little petey, and F because he was a factive

we do, but we havent actually drawn them yet ;-;

collectively nonbinary, asexual, and demiromantic

whats a gender

we're all asexual

simply plural

whats a food

uhhhhhhh in the middle

maybe?? we've always had shit memory so its hard to tell whether its system related or not

we have this in our drafts. this was before we actually knew simon's personality, so we thought we was just "the crazy one". this was actually bill that said that

49. vanilla

50. only one i can think of is simon who has a chronic fear of water, which really isnt that silly, just scary because like how the fuck are we supposed to shower

51. bazingacore (idk)

52. not really

53. smirking face (yes, that was how we found out for sure actually)

54. no

55. only axolotl and ray

56. when we went trick-or-treating on halloween F (me i just need to write this in the third person so it sounds better) was fronting the entire time which was really weird because he had no idea who any of our friends were except for one of them

57. yes most of the time

58. not as much anymore, but we have a sp front status called "some other mf" and idk if that counts as handling it bu SHUT Ur fuckn up

59. not yet and i hope never

60.

not that accurate but like bazinga or whatever

Long system ask game!

Because it's been ages since we made one and we felt like it.

What type of system are you?

How many people are there in your system?

Do you have more introjects or non-introjects?

How much control do you have over your headspace (if you have one)?

Do you have any subsystems?

Do you have any in-system couples?

How did you discover your systemhood? Or did you become one on purpose?

How do you feel about system roles, and do you use them?

What are your thoughts on Pluralpedia?

Do you use anything to keep track of switching?

Have you ever had a change in hosts?

Do you have a system name? How did you pick it?

Do you have any nonhuman members? Feel free to list their species!

Do you have any headspace pets?

Current fronter/fronters, share some random info about you!

Do you have a partner system? How did you meet?

Have you ever mistaken a character of yours for a headmate? What about the other way around?

Does anyone have any skills that the others don't?

What's something y'all tend to agree on?

What about something you tend to disagree on?

Do symptoms of neurodivergencies/mental illness tend to manifest the same way or differently among headmates?

Do you have any syskids?

Share an in-system joke!

Has how you view your plurality changed?

If you have fictives, do they participate in their source fandom? If yes, are they open about who they are in fandom spaces?

How do you handle headmates having different spiritual beliefs?

How do you decide on major life decisions (where to live, what to study, what work to have, etc)?

Do you have any system traditons?

Current fronter, do you have your own playlist? Feel free to share it!

Do you have any art of anyone in the system? Feel free to show it off!

How do you handle it when people in the system don't get along?

Current fronter, is there anything that makes it obvious you're the one fronting? (Voice, accent, body language, typing style, etc)

If you have syskids, how do they feel about stereotypical "babby tawk"?

Share something about your newest member!

Do you tend to have collective or separate interests and hobbies?

If you have introjects, what source do you have the most from?

Are you out as plural to anyone irl?

Do you know any systems irl?

Which headmate was the biggest surprise?

Do you have a singletsona?

Do you have any collective labels?

What's the most common gender in your system?

What's the most common sexuality in your system?

What's your favorite app/website/etc for plural stuff?

Do you tend to have the same taste in food or not?

Is it hard or easy for you to switch?

Do you experience system-related amnesia?

Share something weird a headmate has done!

Current fronter, what's your favorite ice cream flavor?

Share a silly fear someone in the system has!

Current fronter, describe your aesthetic!

If you have outworld pets, do they tend to act differently around different headmates?

Has anyone ever figured out you were a system without you telling them?

When it comes to syskids, is there anyone in particular that takes care of them?

Does anyone in the system identify as otherkin, therian, or fictionkin?

Have you ever switched in an awkward moment? What happened?

Do you ever switch without realizing it?

Are you ever blurry? How do you handle it?

Has anyone ever treated an introject badly because of who their source is?

Current fronter, share a pic of your "face claim!"