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fancyratvanity · 8 months

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I've been thinking, and I'm gonna stay offline a while. It's a distraction, and I've lots of work to do!

#No games! No internet! No texting!#I'll have to take small breaks to care for my rats at least but!#That's it!#I work!!!!!!!! I train!!!! I study!!!!!!!!!#I will be worth it.

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batshaped · 6 months

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the continued adventures of an internet user who was frozen in 2004 and defrosted in 2021: some things are just the way you left them

previous 2004 internet user comics are here: one, two, three, four, five; or just in my 2004 tag

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whatsupspaceman · 9 months

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we could have mobile games like cool math duck life and papas pizzeria and bloonz tower defense and old masterpieces like original angry birds and jet pack joyride and small online games like webkinz home before dark and polar bear plunge and flash games like holeio and snake and we could have barbie dress up and horse riding and we could have them all without thousands of shitty 2 minute ads and microtransactions and unskippable popups and imbedded app store links and we could have new games new incredible story based adventures, puzzles, well designed mini platformers, we have an entire universe of unexplored medium right here in the palm of your hand! we could have REAL games! real wonderful games not misleading not clickbait we could have everything in the whole wide world and we could have them them on the phone! WE COULD HAVE THEM ON THE PHONE !!!!!!!!!!! DOES IT NOT MAKE YOU SICK???? DOES IT NOT SHATTER YOUR HEART !!!!

#cool math games #duck life #meeblings #papas pizzeria #bloonz tower defense #angry birds #jet pack joyride #hole io #snake #webkinz #home before dark #polar bear plunge #apps #games #video games #mobile games #text #sorry i am just feeling suddenly extremely passionate about the lost age of app games and internet games

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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Master manipulator vs Master manipulator

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #xue yang #a-qing #The scenes with XY and A-Qing are so delightfully tense and anxiety inducing #They are both so deep in the mind games with each other. Convinced they have the leg up when in reality they do not know the full scope #Also is is just me or do XY and A-Qing give off the vibe of internet nemeses?#A-Qing coming in hard with 'Oh you think blind people cant do XYZ? Get canceled idiot'#Meanwhile XY is the kind to purposefully use leet speak in descriptive text to antagonize the screen reader population.#a teen girl and a 4-channer who found his way to tumblr would be awful to watch fight irl but the vibes are equivalent.#Meanwhile XXC is going on a nice little walk to pick grass. I love him so much actually.#through writing these notes I have also gone down the rabbit hole of trying to pinpoint Xue Yang's age. Hello? Is it actually not known?#The best resources I could find put him as 1-3 years younger then xxc and song lan #So? early twenties? late teens? Someone who has absorbed more mdzs knowledge...Please help #Oh no I'm even deeper in the rabbit hole now. What do you mean the ages are mostly just relative?#What do you mean cultivators can age differently (usually slower in xianxia)#Oh no oh no wwx doesn't have a golden core. I was too accurate in my homestuck AU re: lifespans. I want to go back.#(I love angst and am now marinating this thought in my little thinking chamber)

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arconinternet · 1 year

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Sam Siam: FurryMuck Land (Zine, 1993)

A zine about a text-based furry MMO that continues to this day. You can read it here.

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hermitcyclop · 1 year

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"Sollux does NFTs" Sollux is the sole maintainer of an obscure but essential piece of code from which are build a bunch of softwares and frameworks used by big companies. One day some company pisses him off by idk exiging he renames his code to something else bc rn it has the same name as the company and they don't like that, so instead he makes his code unavailable and breaks half the internet in the process.

#Sollux is NOT a tech bro sorry guys #he built up a functionning network out of derectit computers and a dying internet for his friends to use #he coded a whole isekai-level game out of an old temple texts's translations #that's the least tech bro shit ever #Sollux Captor #homestuck #rambles

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sleipliir · 4 months

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🦇Your Vampire Lord main cast:

💛Y/N / Player - hunter/monster hunter ❤️Peter - Nobleman/Vampire Lord 💚TK - Inn owner 💜Lucy - Tavern waitress 🖤Vio - Tavern bartender/Owner 🤎Don - Town Mayor 💙Roy - Town guard/knight 🧡Sleip - Market vendor

Also, some setting names:

🏛️Town name - Craneswood 🌳Inn name - Thistle Keep Inn 🍻Tavern name - The Snake Bite 🏰Peter's home - The Azure Manor

#some info bits for you guys #just some names for now #your vampire lord #vampire au #your boyfriend au #yourboyfriendgame #yourboyfriend game #y0urb0yfriend #yourboyfriend #text #cant post pics cuz internet's shit rn

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arcadekitten · 5 months

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Because I’m a really normal person I decided to make a list of (almost)all my characters that have appeared in games and what their Loves(Primary Interest), Likes(Secondary Interest), and Dislikes would be if they were MySims characters.

Some disclaimers:

Some MySims games have different names for the various interests–this list is based off the original MySims and its 6 interests.

One of the interests in the original MySims is classified as “Tasty”. Please note that if a character has “Tasty” in their dislikes, it should not be taken as an indicator of a character having a negative relationship with food. A character disliking tasty does not mean the character would hold negative opinions over your relationship with food, either, regardless of what that relationship may be. Rather, it would probably be more about characters perhaps being bad at cooking, disagreeing with most characters who DO like tasty, not having a very varied taste palette, being a picky eater, or other things along those lines. Maybe this disclaimer appears silly to some but I always want to encourage others to have a positive and healthy relationship to food. And like me, my characters also want you to eat well.

Characters are more or less separated into the games they appear in (with some exceptions, like for repeating characters) but individual games will not be labeled.

Full list under the cut as it is rather long!

Mary: Loves Spooky, likes Cute, dislikes Fun

Reggie: Loves Studious, likes Spooky, dislikes Tasty

Vasilis: Loves Geeky, likes Spooky, dislikes Studious

Crowven: Loves Fun, likes Spooky, dislikes Cute

Twyla: Loves Studious, likes Spooky, dislikes Fun

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Ovidius: Loves Cute, likes Studious, dislikes Fun

Zapara: Loves Fun, likes Spooky, dislikes Cute

Theo: Loves Fun, likes Spooky, dislikes Studious

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Embry: Loves Cute, likes Geeky, dislikes Spooky

Dr. D. Light: Loves Cute, likes Fun, dislikes Spooky

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Ryo: Loves Fun, likes Spooky, dislikes Studious

Rune: Loves Studious, likes Spooky, dislikes Geeky

Ingram: Loves Studious, likes Fun, dislikes Spooky

Venna: Loves Spooky, likes Tasty, dislikes Geeky

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Necrotary: Loves Spooky, likes Cute, dislikes Geeky

Sunny: Loves Cute, likes Spooky, dislikes Studious

Mafuma: Loves Cute, likes Tasty, dislikes Spooky

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(Headmistress) Aesirel: Loves Studious, likes Fun, dislikes Spooky

Netina: Loves Cute, likes Fun, dislikes Spooky

Mitzi: Loves Fun, likes Cute, dislikes Geeky

Ollie: Loves Spooky, likes Geeky, dislikes Fun

Gunter: Loves Cute, likes Fun, dislikes Spooky

Moth Prince: Loves Spooky, likes Studious, dislikes Fun

Acanthibar: Loves Fun, likes Cute, dislikes Studious

Bubblegum: Loves Cute, likes Fun, dislikes Tasty

Jik-Jak: Loves Cute, likes Tasty, dislikes Geeky

Nova: Loves Tasty, likes Fun, dislikes Geeky

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Angel: Loves Spooky, likes Geeky, dislikes Fun

Drekaride: Loves Cute, likes Studious, dislikes Fun

Minspella: Loves Cute, likes likes Studious, dislikes Geeky

Emerald: Loves Geeky, likes Studious, dislikes Tasty

Griindel: Loves Studious, likes Spooky, dislikes Fun

Gus: Loves Tasty, likes Fun, dislikes Studious

Hyllindrix: Loves Fun, likes Spooky, dislikes Cute

Ioro: Loves Cute, likes Fun, dislikes Studious

Mallory: Loves Cute, likes Geeky, dislikes Tasty

Nurse: Loves Cute, likes Spooky, dislikes Studious

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Capella: Loves Fun, likes Studious, dislikes Tasty

Pogo Gogo: Loves Spooky, likes Fun, dislikes Studious

Yoyo: Loves Studious, likes Fun, dislikes Spooky

Savannah: Loves Fun, likes Cute, dislikes Spooky

Clyde: Loves Fun, likes Cute, dislikes Spooky

Esmond: Loves Fun, likes Cute, dislikes Geeky

Vis: Loves Fun, likes Studious, dislikes Spooky

Nana: Loves Fun, likes Cute, dislikes Studious

Darwin: Loves Fun, likes Studious, dislikes Spooky

Furnando: Loves Fun, likes Spooky, dislikes Geeky Raphael: Loves Studious, likes Spooky, dislikes Fun

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Stella: Loves Cute, likes Fun, dislikes Spooky

Lambchop: Loves Spooky, likes Tasty, dislikes Cute

Ruuuby: Loves Tasty, likes Cute, dislikes Spooky

Acorn: Loves Fun, likes Tasty, dislikes Spooky

Raj: Loves Studious, likes Cute, dislikes Spooky

Buck: Loves Fun, likes Cute, dislikes Spooky

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Fia: Loves Tasty, likes Cute, dislikes Studious

Bianca: Loves Cute, likes Tasty, dislikes Spooky

Jaxter: Loves Studious, likes Geeky, dislikes Spooky

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Allie: Loves Fun, likes Geeky, dislikes Tasty

Clawdi: Loves Geeky, likes Cute, dislikes Spooky

Enide: Loves Tasty, likes Studious, dislikes Fun

Tabby: Loves Fun, likes Spooky, dislikes Studious

#not tagging this with every character because its so many LOL #sorry so many of them dislike geeky compared to how many like it it just seemed like the most neutral choice #esp considering most of them dont know what videogames/internet are #will i update and add more to this the more games I make? i guess we'll see!#text #idk what else to tag this as

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rickybaby · 6 months

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Fear, faith, friendship: Inside F1’s most precious relationship

Tom Stallard, Daniel's race engineer at McLaren, speaks out about his collaboration with Daniel in BBC's article about the relationship between drivers and race engineers.

#'Daniel is the car ok?'#at that time that felt like the culmination of the whole mind game mclaren (or rather zak brown) had been playing with daniel #and you could see how that one moment sort of precipitated daniel's whole downfall and him totally losing confidence in the team #but i guess tom stallard hasn't been able to forget about that one moment too and #he knows how much damage that one comment did for him to still be bringing this up nearly 2 years later #so i guess i'll at least stop badmouthing him for the future 😌#also important to include the quote on how their relationship is still amiable and him attributing it to Daniel's character #because people on the internet think Daniel is the devil incarnate #daniel ricciardo #text

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milquetoad · 2 months

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just saw someone say that orym’s motivations were actually a mirror to ludinus’s in that all he cared abt was revenge and in the same breath referred to his grief as ‘pouting’ so i’m gonna need take a quick lap

#do not start arguments w ppl on the internet abt dnd. starting arguments w ppl on the internet abt dnd is the mind killer #BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTANDTHIS CHARACTER AFTER A HUNDRED EPISODES GGAHAHHHHH #not to MENTION how often liam has clarified his motivations OUTSIDE OF THE GAME. I HATE U I HATE U I HATE U I HATE U I HATE U #critical role #bells hells #orym #text #getting on my fucking nerves ppl. die

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teethrotgumbleed · 1 month

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Antis really do go into people who have done barely anything, tell them that they deserve horrible things happen to them, call them pedos and other horrible names and still somehow see themselves as 'good'.

Atleast as proshippers we know how to separate fiction and reality. 🤕🙏

#Who cares! This is such a nothingburger thing to worry about haha!#Edgy game somehow attracts the most internet obsessed and sensitive people on earth... Way more likely than you think!#proshippers please interact #proship #rambles #text

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fraternum-momentum · 2 months

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the internet was cut off and i ran out of data so i asked my brother if i can connect to his hotspot and downloaded dol on my phone,,,,,,,,,

#were in the process of moving !!!!!!!!!! new apartment has wifi !!!!!!!!! but more importantly were not homeless !!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭#my time completely cut off from everyone was very much like the pic LMAOAOA #dol was the only offline game i could think of that wasnt some dumbass puzzle game or something #i even play this shit in public cause i literally have nothing to do without internet except maybe look at my gallery for the 400th time #i turn off the combat animations tho so its just all text when im outside 😭like im brave but not THAT brave #but anyway its safe to say that im getting back into it again 🧍‍♀️#last time i played dol was before the pregnancy update and like knowing u can get pregnant now is scary #like what if im not prepared to take care of a fictional child #will i be a good mother?????????? i dont want to traumatize the kid and subject them to the horrors of the town like????????#im still like kind of early in + i still have yet to explore the other stuff i never did during my last playthrough so im pretty excited #also somehow course of temptation was still running in the browser i have opened on my chrome so yk..............#played a bit of that as well.........................#its so funny how every npc has names its insane and i love the phone thingy too #ok thats all i think #frambling...?

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astramachina · 2 months

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..... do not judge a man in search of some mature doctoral dick to wed, okay? sheesh

#texts.#can't do shit in this town #mitch plays sdv #himi says harvey is the type of guy to fold whatever's left in the laundry basket when you have to go lay down due to a headache #and wakes you a couple hours later with some hot tea at the ready.#i love video games bcs i get to live out some of my wildest dreams:#having no internet access working a fulfilling job making friends super easily and marrying a nice guy with a thing for planes.

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ashwii · 3 months

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THOUSAND YEAR DOOR FOREVER! That will always be one of my favorite games of all-time! I played it so much as a kid & it was my first RPG ever & I just love everything about it & it's so fun! And when I started replaying it again earlier this year it was still just as fun,& I discovered some new strategies to use with badges & I even learned how to Superguard.

Oh MAN dont even get me started! TTYD was one of the earliest games I remember playing as a kid. Like "couldn't even read yet" age ahaha.

How did I even manage to play the game without knowing how to read, you may ask ,,, Man idek, but I knew I had fun XDD

From then, it's always had a special place in my heart. Beautiful worlds and characters, a really interesting story I fell in love with as I grew older, So many weird little details that I just love so much. I've always gone back to a lot of Mario games over the years, but TTYD was one that I consistently went back to ALL the time, Constantly thinking about it and wishing there was more in the series like it, day-dreaming for that true return to form some day. TLDR I really love TTYD a lot, and mario games in general XD

#Not that I ever tell the internet much about it #Mario is my favorite thing ever #I like it more than any other fandom ive created content for #It's something i've always gotten excited over for my whole life #And will keep getting excited over as long as games keep coming out XDD #fun fact I used voice to text to write all of this bc my hand still hurts :pp #mario #paper mario ttyd #ashask

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aquabuggy · 2 years

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[ photo credit- daemonic_malekith on eBay ]

Wanda Cupid Water Games

#aqua #aquacore #lovecore #valentine’s day #toy aqua #aqua toys #water toys #water games #water ring game #water ring toss #water ball game #water catch game #vintage aqua #internet finds #colored text

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arconinternet · 1 month

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Tass Times in Tonetown (Apple II/Apple IIgs/C64/DOS (actually PC Booter)/Classic Mac, Interplay, 1986)

You can play it in your browser here.

To play the Apple II version, download the two .dsk ('STORAGE MEDIA IMAGE' files from here and here and use them with the alternate in-browser emulator here.

You can read the newspaper 'feelie' that came with the game here.

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