#NOT THE FLOOR
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JUNGKOOK: not everyone can be a calvin klein model
#WYGOHAGPHSG FUCKFURKCKDIXKFHDKF#I M LSOSSING MY M IDNHSKZMD#IM HITTING THE DAMN PAVEMENT#NOT THE FLOOR#COLD !!! HARD !!!! CEMENT !!!!#jungkook#jeon jungkook#jeongguk
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So I hate facetime but have two small nephews who live very far away and wanted them to know who I was. So when second nephew was born, I started sending first nephew (4 years old) a postcard every week.
The content wasn't anything special. I made cookies, I saw this flower, my cats did this. He likes trucks and machinery so I scoured redbubble for anything related to machinery and got a giant batch of machine postcards. Whenever I traveled, I'd hunt down a postcard for him.
My second nephew turned four this year, and I started sending him postcards as well. Both of them like Pokemon now, so mostly it's been double Pokemon postcards every week. I don't hear much from them, or my sister, so I just generally hope they're enjoyed and try to remember to mail them before Sunday.
However. This week my mom informed me second nephew likes the postcards SO MUCH he brings them into daycare to show around. And when I shared that with my sister, she told me not only does he bring them into daycare, he sleeps with them at naptime.
The only higher honor would be for her to tell me he's eating them.
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had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it
#this was a little while ago and im. why do these things happen to me#clickity autobio#autobio comic#comics#u will notice my bag disappears halfway thru this comic#this is bc i put it and my coat on the goddamn floor of the tube#so i could jump around like a ninny without smacking anyone in the face#hall of shame
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op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between
#kite.img#reddit#r/shittyfoodporn#i give reddit a peek every other day or so and sometimes it floors#100k
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You know who you are
but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry
#artists on tumblr#tumblr shenanigans#boop day on tumblr#Booping the mutuals#Boop this fool#You cannot comprehend the full throat debilitating laughs that laid me out on my carpeted floor at this my friend
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Wait shit tomorrow is thanks giving can’t a bitch get a god damn break huh.
#my aunt invited herself and her family over also different aunt then the one who broke in#and. like we were like we only want us here it’s going to be too hard on my mom#and then she was like well it’s okay it’ll just be me my husband and my daughter like girl#and then today after my mom fell and it was a whole ordea#she’s fine she keeps trying to sit on tables or where there’s nothing to sit on so like I had to catch her in my arms and she sat in my arms#like I was a chair and wouldn’t get up when I asked so I had to slowly lower her to the ground#more upset bc it was just me in the house and I can’t pick her up from the ground by myself like I can help her up from a sitting hit but no#not the floor#and it took like 10 m for my dad to get here#also my grandma is on the phone during all this im trying to like keep my mom from falling then im trying to like gently put her down then#im trying to stop her from hurting her self in her attempts to get up#and she’s on the phone with my aunt#I can hear my aunt#and im yelling#we are in the same room right she’s on a chair on the other side of the couch from where this is happening#and im yelling grandma#ask aunts name for help pls pls pls ask her if she can come help#and my grandma just keeps chitchatting and im like then I just go aunts name can you hear me hello#and im pretty sure like tm grandma told my aunt shout what happened but was like yeah it’s fine (my dads name)#is on the way he’ll be here idk mayeb thirty#and it’s like grandma I haven’t been able to call my dad yet#that’s like when he estimated he’d be back from his errand#then she’s like yeah we’re fine here (my moms name) just fell it’s ok#and then I finally go grandma hang up ps bc my mom couldn’t here me through all of my grandma talking and me talking and my mom crying#and then my aunt texts me liek you good and I call her and say can you pls come here I need help pls#anyways she was closer then my dad but still ended up arriving after him which is just classic her#she was late to her own second marriage which was incredible bc#she sang while walking herself down the isle you can’t be late if you do something bonkers like that#anyways after all thsi I go like we need to not have many people around they say only 1-2 people and my aunt goes yeah I know but it’s okay#it’s just going to be the three of us coming and it’s like girl the 1-2 includes my and my brothers and her husband can you count dog like
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🍄 🍁 🐌 🐜 🪳✨ // Omphalotus illudens, the bioluminescent jack o' lantern mushroom // gouache on paper
#my art#mushrooms#jack o lantern#omphalotus illudens#forest floor#gouache#illustration#painting#art#artists on tumblr#botanical#picture book illustration#traditional art#fall#autumn#insect art#beetles#slugs#isopods#snails#ants#bug art
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they are like puppies. 2 me
#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#fanart#disney#pretty happy with the bg on this one!!!#to be honest i don't know how i got here#at first i just wanted to draw mabel and dipper sleeping on the floor bc i thought it was a cute idea and i love to draw cuddling#and then um. suddenly i had placed them in an entire environment and added stan and ford#couldn't tell ya what happened#but i had fun with it!!#anyway yeah thank you again for all the recent support#hit 12k!!!! woah!!!!!#i was gonna make a post thanking you for 10k but then i hit 11 and now 12 so um. whoops#to be honest i don't even know what to say 😭😭 it's just crazy to me that ive gotten this far because ive had this acc since i was like. 12#it was my first social media i think#and the first way i got into fandoms#so yeah anyway. thank you :'))#mods art#mods draws#my art
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Silly doodle bc it was the first thing I thought of when I saw Pomni.
#ik the yellow things are probably pom poms but I love bells so here we are#i'm so happy the pilot is out#now i can stop rewatching the first teaser lmao#the blue hand may or may not be on the wrong side bc I am directionally challenged#the amazing digital circus#tadc#pomni#tadc caine#my art#canis art#artwork#digital art#glitch animation#the fool jingled miserably across the floor
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Sex Ed Time
ok I'm gonna tell you about some things that might happen if you are transitioning m->f. this is not a comprehensive list just my own experience, be sure to do your own research I just really wanted to voice how this affects me because I think open discussion about this type of stuff is just more helpful for everyone rather than keeping it private
BOOBS HURT WHEN THEY GROW
your sex drive (libido) will probably go down a lot
facial hair is very hard to get rid of
my go-to gender affirming clothing is high-waisted jeans. I suggest going to a goodwill or some sort of cheap store that lets you try on clothes to figure out what you like
muscle mass will go down, fat will be redistributed
boobs do all sorts of crazy stuff when you run / exercise
overtime your skin will get softer, you also might smell nicer, and I've been told it can thin body hair but I don't really see it all that much 🤷
your brain chemistry can change when you reduce testosterone and increase estrogen, there are lots of factors that contribute toward any changes to your personality, but hormones can have an impact as well. for me this is a good thing because I struggle with allowing myself to feel emotions sometimes, no matter how hard I tried I was never really able to get myself to cry. I've gotten closer to being able to cry since I started transitioning though and that makes me very happy
this is a slow process that can take several years, ultimately you're going to be in your body for several years regardless, so if this is something you want it's definitely something you should try to pursue if possible. the time will pass anyways, and it does feel nice to work towards something that can make you happier.
also this is very important, you don't need to do any sort of hormone replacement therapy in order to be trans. not everybody can access HRT, and for those who can access it, not everybody wants to take on all the changes that come with treatments. you don't have to chemically or physically change your body in any way in order to deserve respect
all right that's all I have for right now feel free to add anything in the comments, I would especially like to hear from trans men what your experiences have been, I think openly talking about these types of things can really help some people
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POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple
#baldurs gate 3#bg3#dnd#bg3 spoilers#durge#the dark urge#durge spoilers#bg3 scratch#dusk#bg3 withers#comic#scratch and my durge share a warriors bond#he is the best boy#doing his best OH NO your one the floor and I AM CONCERNED#big doggo moment
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i love arm
#myedit*#the acolyte spoilers#star wars#the acolyte#swedit#theacolyteedit#manny jacinto#qimir#userconstance#userxoames#userzaynab#userhella#tuserlucie#userkareena#underbetelgeuse#usertina#userpegs#usershale#userisaiah#usermaria#userchristie#quicklings#flashing tw#the first one. on the floor.#i need a better look at the markings
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✨Pretty floor mosaics✨
#dark academia#light academia#classical#academia aesthetic#escapism#academia#books and libraries#classic literature#books#architecture#objects#mosaic#floor#tiles#pretty#royal core#cottage core#aesthetic#academic#artistic#mood#vibe#beautiful#tumblr
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What is it about laying on the floor when you're overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?
#like its better than laying on a bed when it comes to that very specific state of absolutely out of your gourd overwhelmed#it takes serious self control for me some days to just not lay on the floor if things are too much#floor time is best time
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Vintage Wool Fish Rug by Canvello
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