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[dyns33]

A pack of problems (16/?)

“Team up or die” When two old enemies decided to help each others again, Reader has to take a big decision... 

The sound of the doorway pulled Duncan out of his half-sleep. How long had it been since he closed his eyes ? He tried to moisten his lips, desiccated because of the warmth of the room and the lack of water. Damn it, he was going to die of thirst if he did not go out, but the steps in the living room could only be those of his father, since his mother never went out without wearing heels of at least 12 cm which resounded on the parquet.

           "Dad ? Are you alone ?"

           "No it's me."

Duncan immediately went on the defensive when he heard that voice he did not recognize. It was not an Omega, otherwise it could have smelled him from here, but a stranger who came in, rut or not, was not a good thing.

           "Let's stay calm," said his wolf. "We are too tired to fight, ask for more details before attacking."

           "Who ?"

           "Michael."

           "Mikey? Your voice..."

           "... sounds strange, I know."

The only time Duncan had a voice like that was because of a fight in a bar when he was sixteen. He had a little bit dredged a Beta that had come with an Alpha friend, and the fist he had received had broken his nose. He had talked like that for over a week. But Duncan was Duncan, it was how his life was, while Michael had no reason to fight. Too curious to stay lock up, he wrapped himself in his sheets and went to open the door. What he saw was hilarious : Mikey, straight as a picket, looked at him with annoyance, while he was plugging his nose with his left hand. What he felt was very different.

           "That smell... But... Little rascal, you went to (Y / N) ! I knew it, I..."

With his right hand, Michael pushed him, a little violently, but not too much, in the room, before taking the key and lock it from the outside.

           "I'm going to wash, I'll free you when I'm done."

           "I can rub your back ! And why ? It smells so good !"

           "For all these reasons, you will stay here."

The smell of (Y / N) was too partial to excite Duncan to oblivion, especially since she was clearly no longer in heat, but despite all of this, he began to touch himself, lying on the icy ground.

           "If I hear moans, I will not open." Michael warned. "And you better wear pants !"

Fortunately for the Alpha his rut ​​was almost over and he had a little more control, because otherwise he would not have the ability to obey both his requests. If he decided to obey, of course, he thought with a smile, while contemplating the ceiling.

           "He came back, against all odds." sighed his wolf. "Do you really want him to leave ? ... Are you going to cry again ?"

It was not his fault, it was the hormones ! Duncan was indeed relieved and happy that Mikey came back, but how could he have smelt (Y / N) and not be in rut ? Oh. Nah. How could he see (Y / N), be covered with his smell and refuse to smell her ? When this door opens, he would ask to know everything, and depending on the answer, he should probably hit that idiotic Alpha. But first he would drink a big glass of water.

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 It was almost impossible for him to take a shower with one hand, so he opted for a bath. As soon as the tub was filled, he took a deep breath and still his head under the water to not be able to smell anything, he grabbed the shower gel to rub his hands with, then the rest of his body. Then he grabbed the shampoo, and when he emerged, he quickly applied it to his hair and rubbed his head very hard, until his nose was saturated with the smell of mango and alcohol. Funny mix for a shampoo, Duncan had weird tastes. When he was sure he had soaped all the patches of his body, Michael stared long at his right hand, the hand with which he had touched her cheek, before feeling it to make sure that the smell of (Y / N) had disappeared. His wolf was extremely disappointed, realizing that was the case.

           "She wanted us to smell her ! She asked !"

           "She felt bad and did not think clearly."

           "And you leave her ! Need us ! Injured ! Bad Alpha !"

If she had picked up her suppressants, Michael would not have hesitated a single second to take her on his shoulder, to bring her to the hospital as soon as possible, because this bleeding was absolutely not normal. A good Alpha would have done that. A Super Alpha and a good friend would have done what he did, which was to call Miss Mead to pick (Y/N) up. He stayed with her until she arrived, repeating with more or less conviction that he would not sniff her and try to understand what was happening to her.

           "You must smell me." she explained. "I know it's risky, I do not want you to be in rut, but you have to."

           "Why ?"

           "Jim will not give me back my pills until..."

           "WHAT ? What is this ? Blackmail ?! Who is this Jim ?!"

           "Kill him ! Kill him ! Rip his throat with your teeth and devour his corpse !"

 After Miss Mead brought (Y / N), and once he would have checked that Duncan was not dead, he would take care of this asshole who dared to threaten his Omega ! This did not explain her health, however, as many Omega's stopped taking suppressants without it impacting their bodies. He had never heard of such a problem and it worried him a lot. Since he could not come with her, or stay at home, he decided to go back to Duncan, a bit reluctantly. As soon as the door of his room was opened, Duncan ran to the first tap to drink as if he had just spent several days in the desert, regardless of what one might think of him. At least he was not naked.            

           "Water is life." he said hoarsely after swallowing more than two liters in five minutes.

           "Since you have access to an unlimited water point now, do you think you can survive without me for a few hours ?"

           "Why ? Where are you going ? If the answer is not to conquer the heart of (Y / N), you have no excuses and you have to stay to take care of me !"

Michael rolled his eyes. He had left the Alpha alone for... four hours, and he was more unbearable than ever.

           "She's in the hospital, because of a wolf, I'll go see him, get his suppressants, teach him a good lesson, and then I'll come back to take care of you, even though it's clear that your rut is almost over."

           "... I can come with you ?"

It was his duty as Alpha to defend the members of his pack and protect them (though (Y / N) insisted that Jim was not mean, just silly and that he did not want to hurt her), and it was out of the question for another Alpha to get involved in this affair.

           "You are not in state."

           "My rut is almost over, you said it yourself. And we'll be more scary together, it'll be funny. Mikey, please."

           "No. Not useful, will slow us down, annoying."

That being said, it was rare for two Alpha's to come together to defend a common cause, and it could actually be quite impressive for Jim, who he understood was hardly intimidated, to drop the chord in front of them. Michael sighed.

           "Sweet !" cried Duncan, who went to look for a shirt and shoes.

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             "A rejection... The mother of my future grandchildren have a rejection and may die because her wolf is in depression and you want me to stay calm ?!"

           "Miss Mead, you do not help me at all."

(Y / N) had always had a complicated relationship with Miss Mead. The woman was charming most of the time, she had openly embraced her when Michael had introduced her as her best friend, even making small comments to try to push her son in her arms instead of waiting for his mate who did not arrive. She was, however, a little too present in Michael's life for (Y / N), which was normal given the past of the young man who needed to feel the presence of his adoptive mother, but which sometimes became a little stuffy because as soon as he had a problem, Miss Mead ran up and did not leave him. Farewell intimacy and silence. So now that she had become the future sick daughter-in-law (Y / N) had to expect that she would not leave for a long time.

           "Mrs." said the doctor. "Come out please, I have to talk to the patient about the treatment to follow."

           "It's better that I stay, so I'll know what to do to help her."

All the doctor's speech about rejection had to escape Miss Mead. There was no treatment. At least not with drugs. Each individual Alpha and Omega had to find a balance with their wolf, their instinct. Sometimes they quarreled, sometimes one took over the other, but in the end they were one and only. The problem of those who had a rejection was that the wolf was not perceived as a part, but as a disease, an intruder. Either the wolf was tired of this treatment and try to destroy the human, becoming a kind of wild animal in a human body, or he decided to disappear, and the human would die gradually. It was necessary as soon as possible to restore the dialogue. The wolf had to feel accepted and desired, and so (Y / N) had to accept and desire it.

           "And put it  to sleep with suppressants ? That could be a solution, right ?" she asked.

           "Possible, but not certain. Anyway, it would only be temporary and if it woke up one day, your condition would be the same."

Too tired to cry, (Y / N) lay in her hospital bed with a long sigh. She did not want to die, she was ready to try to show kindness to her wolf, but it was very complicated for her, without a little help. And the help in question did not please her...

           "If she's claimed by Michael," Miss Mead said. "It should restore balance, it seems to me, her wolf would be supported by my son's wolf."

           "Again, possible. An Alpha could actually restore confidence in her wolf, but..."

           "I'm here. Do not talk about me as if I'm away."

It was her biggest fear if she accepted the option "become officially Michael's mate." Become invisible. Become a claimed Omega. That her wolf takes over at that moment and that she was no longer totally herself, although Michael would be the nicest and the most open Alpha who loved and respected her. (Y / N) thought about Duncan, when he wanted to bite her, saying it was the best thing to do. He might not have been wrong. Now it was dying or becoming what she had hated all her life. While Miss Mead continued to scream at the doctor, she tried again to speak with her wolf, in vain. Her mind was totally silent. For the first time since she did not take her pills, she did not like it.

Tag ; @allyadarth @kahhlo @sloppy-little-witch-bitch26 @moonagecordelia @gold-dragon-slayer @grippleback-galaxy @gracethegeek9902 @wheredoiwhaaat25

[bizarrospider]

what are you doing for thanksgiving?

Eat homeless people

And other people ^_^

and turkey :3

[bizarrospider]

FLASHBANG

*loud symbiotic screeching*

[bizarrospider]

When life gives you lemons you fucking eat the lemons.

Then you eat life

:D

[bizarrospider]

Season's greetings.

Just taking a moment to check in on some comrades. My line is open if you need anything, today or otherwise.

Remember that you're not alone. Not completely.

Good day.

Mikey doing great!!

thank you for checking in

How nice

[bizarrospider]

He got the bath he was long overdue for

floof!

Kitty

[bizarrospider]

Want an onion? It's good :)

*Holds out an onion to u*

never had this “onion” before.. so Mikey will try it!

*takes it and takes a huge bite out of it and chews it*

Mm.. not bad.

Not bad. Could be crispier

[bizarrospider]

You know, you should really eat the rich instead.

They probably have more meat on their bones than a homeless person.

Hmm.. Oh yeah I’ve heard that saying! Eat the rich!

Bring me Elon Musk then or that orange man in the office that looks like a rejected Charlie and the chocolate factory character

or any of your rich people in your dimensions!

[bizarrospider]

Let’s spread a little sunshine ☀️ drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! 💛

*they bounced a bit. They are currently ORB. then they split open and take the sunflower with their symbiotic tounge*

[bizarrospider]

*Orbs u*

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*There is a package of raw meat wrapped up in spider themed wrapping paper.*

A present.

From,

@thespectacularspider-witch

Gift?

Ooooh it’s not even Christmas yet! Yay present!

Oooh meeeeat! Thank you magic spider!

[bizarrospider]

Want some meat pies? ^^ I put a special spin(human meat) on it :)

- @spidertine

:0 YESSSS! Yes yes yes! Pleeeaase!

MEEEEAT :3

[bizarrospider]

🕷️ Thanksgiving PSA for Spider-People: 🦃 Feast Responsibly (With a Spider Metabolism!) 🕷️

Hey, Spider-people! Thanksgiving is here, and that means food, family, and maybe a surprise villain or two. Before you swing into action—or onto the dessert table—here’s a quick guide to enjoying the holiday without forgetting your friendly neighborhood responsibilities:

1. Help Out in the Kitchen 🍗: Use those spider reflexes to rescue dropped rolls, pass dishes, or carry the turkey safely. Bonus points for using proper kitchen etiquette. (Never startle a chef with a knife in their hands!)

2. Take Off the Mask at Dinner 🍽️: Even superheroes deserve to sit down, relax, and enjoy a meal with loved ones. Just... maybe don’t mention you fought Doc Ock on the way to the table.

3. Have A Healthy Balance 🥧: Enjoy that extra slice of pie, but don’t forget to fuel up on the good stuff too. A strong Spider-person is a well-fed Spider-person, and that means eating your proteins and your greens! (And saving room for desert!)

4. Pace Yourself 🍰: It’s easy to get caught up in the feast, but remember to take your time. Even a Spider-person can’t take down three pies in one sitting! Your spider metabolism is fast, but it can’t save you from post-feast sluggishness, so be mindful of your hunger and give yourself time to enjoy the meal—and avoid the dreaded food coma when you need to be at your best.

5. Be Mindful of Responsibilities 🕸️: You’ve had your feast, but now you’ve got to patrol! After that big meal, avoid swinging too quickly or for too long. Villains don’t take holidays off, but you’re only one person—er, spider. Try to team up with another Spider-person or your other street level heroes if you need to split patrols!

6. Take a Moment to Be Thankful 🧡:

In between bites and battles, take a moment to reflect on what you're grateful for: family, friends, the city you protect, or even just a quiet evening after a long day. Reflect on the people and moments that make life worth saving, and spend time with loved ones. They care about you, even if they don’t know the Spider-side of your life. Connection is what keeps us grounded, and gratitude can fuel your heart just as much as swinging across the skyline.

Happy Thanksgiving from your friendly neighborhood PSA! Stay safe, stay thankful, and keep weaving those webs of hope. 🕸️

(This has been a test of the multiverse broadcast system.)

:0 oooh it’s that time today??! Hurray!

Oh so much flesh and tasty treats to consume and beating someone up >:3

[bizarrospider]

Nice hair.

Thanks ^_^

Mikey likes yours also

Fluffy