#Mediogre

[sandytrish008]

Dazzeloids x Parappa The Rapper (they are cosplaying as them!) 💿🎶

[p0lychromal]

im gonna be honest i've never used tumblr before so uh is this anything

[stil3ttod3ath]

Dazzeloid fanart in 2023 is crazy (plain version below)

[teachyouhowtodothesponge]

I'm posting some more obscure media here. A lil while back, I found a silly game called Dazzeloids. Never played it, but I haven't gotten this random game outta my head, so here we go. Fanart. ✨✨

[iridescentjellyfish]

my copy of brothership arrived yesterday and now i can safely say this

[acrylicqueen]

My Dazzeloids head canons change from day-to-day lkdshlsdf

I decided that I wanted to completely revamp my head canon for Pin's backstory to make him the biological child of The Mediogre and this lovely lady, Marigold.

Bonus doodles of Peppino and Moi that I did as warmups for this drawing:

Various bits of random information about Marigold, The Mediogre, and Pin under the cut:

Marigold and Mason (The Mediogre) met and began dating while in college. After college, she worked at BLANDO back when the company was very new.

The two never married, but had Pin in their mid-twenties.

Shortly after Pin was born, The Mediogre broke up with Marigold and gained custody of him. Thanks to his growing power The Mediogre was able to get the court to completely deny Marigold visitation of her son.

Marigold quit her job at BLANDO shortly after and Pin knows virtually nothing about her because The Mediogre never talks about her or answers questions when asked.

Did he ever actually love her? No one knows.

Pin got his horrid eyesight from both Marigold and The Mediogre.

Marigold's weasel traits, such as her nose and legs, are dominant, which is why Pin has them as well.

Pin got his spiky, brown hair, pointed ears, little tail, and greasy, bad skin from The Mediogre.

Pin gets his last name Bleeper from The Mediogre (his name is Mason Bleeper).

[rodneyfuncomiccollectiontwo]

You really know how to put the "dick" in "dictatorship".

Anne Dilly Whim, to the Mediogre

[spoonbenders-archive]

i feel like one day there's gonna be an update to toontown corporate clash rewritten and the cog chairman CEO guy whatever they'll call him is literally just going to be the mediogre from dazzeloids

[noteoftheturnabout]

piss-eater

ranking doubts and diatribes cases in chronological order! (+ some hot takes from my beautiful mind)

1) note of the turnabout

I don't actually have to say much about this one. kudos for not teaching us stuff we already know, but it suffers from severe first-case-mediogrity that only the lost turnabout ever really escaped... it was fun having gumshoe as our defendant and the hookup of the note as the only unused piece of evidence that everyone else fails to acknowledge was interesting, the case itself wasn't outright bad and fullfilled its role, which is why it gets a solid 5/10

2) arrival on a turnabout

LARRY BUTZ I FUCKING HATE YOU THANKS FOR GETTING US IN TROUBLE AGAIN!

also hiiii hiiiiiiii viola hi~ <3

this case immediately picked up my interest in a way that note of the turnabout unfortunately didn't. I mean, viola contacting us again?? tender lender comeback and development!! someone murdering a fucking cadaverini??? this has got to be something serious. instant intrigue!

I really appreciate using the tender lender and cadaverini to start tying into all that's going to be revealed. I mean yes! they are the small glimpse we got earlier into the same dark side this case is beginning to unravel! viola fits the vibe, makes sense to be used, is underappeciated in the fandom and I'm glad to see more of her!

viola fanboying aside, I was kinda overwhelmed by the intensity of it all at one point, when the logic thread lead us to Larry was getting accused. that's not neccessarily really a bad thing, or a flaw, but the stress did damage my enjoyment. the prosecutor was just relentless and we could make very little counterargument because of the severe lack of information, and because we were meant to lose, but I think it wasn't really Bad per se. that's when the fact that its a story first and a trial simulator second really begins to shine. I haven't decided how I feel about the fact we're actually meant to lose sometimes, it is very interesting and innovative, but sometimes it made me outright desperate.

and how could I forget! the wet kitten supreme umaru keigo and his tragic reveal! I liked that I think. despite him being a bitch as a prosecutor in this case

anyway the general score is probably gonna be... like 7/10 or 8/10, points taken off mostly for Larry and for stress.

3) turnabout judgement

HOO BOY. OH MY FUCKING GOD.

I'm gonna shove my "the judge actually IS corrupt" agenda in the closet for now because in this case he's not guilty. AND GOD DAMN IT WAS SCARY FINDING OUT THE PERSON I NEED TO GET MY FRIEND OUT OF TROUBLE, THE PERSON WHO WAS RELIABLY ALWAYS THERE, THE PERSON WHO YOU THOUGHT IS GLUED TO HIS JUDGE CHAIR IS BEING DETAINED AND INVESTIGATED RIGHT NOW. remember how I praised arrival on the turnabout for being gripping? forget that! turnabout judgement scared me shitless within the first few minutes. it's getting at least five points for that instantly.

I don't really understand people who say that hanma is supposed to be innocent, sweet and umsuspectable, like dahlia. because.... no she's not. she's scary, shady and an asshole right from the start, – then we just get to learn more and more and more about her motivation and about her doings. which I enjoy very much! I think she's a great character. at least two points to this case for having her in it.

BUT MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS CASE ISN'T HER! its her sus as fuck pet judge, aka the specialest most unique judge ever, aka my perfect man yasuhiro tomioka!!!! omfg can we get a shoutout for yasuhiro tomioka I barely ever even see fanart of him Please. this case gets three points on the spot for having this man in it.

but here comes the final evaluation time, and just when it seemed like this case has effortlessly reached victory....

I fucking hate the evidence in this case and the case itself. the evidence is so flimsy and hard to work with I barely pulled myself to the end of the trial, constantly making mistakes because I was just trying to be logical, and lost a couple times which in other cases never happens to me.

(and yes there is a variant of loss that's not meant to happen, not the guilty verdict which is.) oh my fucking god I wish I could score it higher but beating the case shaved at least a few years off my lifespan, so I'm shaving off four points off this case. 6/10

(upd I realized that only started doing points math in this part of the ranking but its too late to go back and edit the rest now isn't it) (it isn't I just dont want to)

4) turnabout chase

9/10, 0.8 points taken off for pressure and loss stress, good god there's a lot of stress in this, 0.2 points off for lang's brother because I didn't case about him.

otherwise... no words.

(please read the additional materials, THERE ARE LANGWORTH LETTERS YOU GUYS and the cooking competetion was cute and really helped take off the tension!)

5) turnabout obsession

is it fine that I was actually thinking edgeworth did it..?

that's mostly because I was concerned about his moral compass tilt during "revengeworth" arc and I genuinely didn't know what to expect of him next.

the evidence pointing towards him was flimsy and I didn't have that much of a hard time poking holes in it, but I was still doubting edgeworth the whole time.

which I shouldn't have because that's exactly what that detective bitch wanted.

I didn't really care about basil bonerat until this case but after playing this one... I love him actually! yes I obviously hate him for what he did but hes so fucked in the head its incredibly interesting. luke atmey type of shit except arguably worse. also very revolutionary of him to be the first detective culprit!

8/10 with 1 point off for killing off hanma and 1 point off for a couple of things here and there that didn't really make sense, which im usually able to ignore with ace attorney, but wasn't able this time because of the grip the story had on me. gripping concepts is what the developers really poored their heartussy into and it shows.

and a bonus ranking of a case I was on the fence about including because its unclear whether it belongs with everything else or not (and also because I dont like it that much):

6) turnabout by the shore

kudos for sebastian and the lesbianism, but the culprit was very obvious the whole time and unfortunately I really fail to believe in sean and hanma's relationship. if they were given more time or moments or anything I probably would've cared way more than I did but unfortunately. still dont get this part of the fandom that writes 120k fics about sea sapphics and meta posts about how they both know so little about each other (duh that's the problem), but im built different I guess. unfortunately this gets 4/10 or even 3/10. probably 4 though out of respect for nonbinary lesbians

[cool-cube]

I was inspired by this reddit post by u/Transylianic to do this, so thanks for the inspiration: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ben10/comments/1e8yyqj/if_you_could_turn_any_incidental_alien_into_a/

I decided to make a few undertown residents into transformations. Powers aren't final so if you have any other suggestions, i'm open.

Mediogre is a Newtrocian from the metropolis planet of 1-ZUK. Newtrocians are often mistaken for deformed atrocians, which is something Ben also picked up on when naming this alien. Mediogre's body is made of a non-newtonian fluid. Meaning he's squishy & malleable most of the time, but enough pressure applied to him turns his skin rock-solid. While this does give him an excellent defense, he has little to no offense, much like an actual atrocian. his three antenna are quite sensitive. If all three are pulled at once, it leaves his body flip-flopping between hard & soft, which also causes immense pain for Mediogre.

Wayfind is a Pocharidyte from the oceanic planet of Lopho. He's a member of Rad Dudesman's species. I was looking on the wiki to see what Rad could do & found out his species have innate navigational abilities, so I took that concept & stretched it as far as I could. Wayfind's primary abillity is a low, practically untraceable, radar pulse that lets him know absolutely everything around him. This pulse is always active & is surprisingly potent, essentially turning him into a walking GPS. Alongside that, he can also glide short distances & is rather agile, but is barely above the average person strength-wise.

Thriller Whale is a Belu-Jeian from the aquatic planet of Smoov-Krimzul. Thriller Whale is covered in barnacle-like vents on his body that function almost like secondary mouths. Thriller Whale can replicate any noise he's heard before & blast it back out of his barnacles. He can do whatever he wants with the sound once he's heard it, like sentence-mix it, change the volume, change pitch, etc. This, combined with his more musical personality, allows Ben to blare out a "battle-theme" as he's fighting. Thriller Whale's attacks are always on-beat with whatever music he's playing, so as long as you can stay in-tune with him you can practically predict when he's gonna strike next.

[dadycoool]

You make mediocer posts and think it makes you special? This is Tumblr. It doesn't matter how much you make people laugh, you're just another clown in the circus.

Granted, you're one of the ringleaders, so your mediogre posts will likely still be pretty funny, but most of us only post one (1) funny post in our entire careers.

joking aside, I love this site. I have learned so much from this site. I have received so much love and support from this site, and I hope to be here for years to come (especially now that we accidentally won Least Worst Social Media Platform, despite our very best efforts)

that being said, taking a break was really helpful for me mentally. it made me realize how much pressure I was putting on myself to keep people entertained so they would like me. I'm talking like, 'rereading & editing a single dumb shitpost a dozen times a day' levels of overthinking.

So yeah: I love it here, I plan to keep making people (and myself) laugh, but going forward I'm going to be putting less pressure on myself to be as entertaining/active as i used to aim for. Less "I choked on my gogurt" levels of humor, more "sensible chuckle." (sometimes I may even indulge in a joke that purposefully fails to resonate with the audience! it will be quite a mischievous little treat for me 🤭.)

anyways please be patient if my posts lack a certain pizzazz going forward. the pizzazz is out of stock. no there is none in the back room. the pizzazz is on back order ok. no I'm not paying for expedited shipping. our supplier is experiencing a shortage. pizzazz is a controlled substance, do you have no understanding of the paperwork involved? piss off with your piddling pizzazz

TLDR if you think my posts were mediocre before just u wait sweetheart you ain't seen nothing yet. (they are going to get worse. what I'm saying is they are going to get even more underwhelming. i feel good about this.)

[themediogre]

Collection of all my Dazzeloids doodles so far, from Newest to Oldest!

Let me know if there are any more tags I need to add :3

[raykitten]

So hear me out... They're twins separated at birth.

[brandonjg227]

The Mediogre from Dazzeloids

[g00mbers]

I hate him

[wulfums]

so...how about that mediogre?