#Manlet Benny canon

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I love middle aged Benny headcanons but it think it is marginally funnier if Benny is mid 20s for 3 reasons:

Him at 17/18 taking over the Boot Riders and getting that god awful suit that he doesn’t event fill out yet (like it just started fitting as of the game)

His brain not being fully developed which does not help his canon INT stat of 3

You’re not my dad conversations between him and House that are supposed to be business oriented but Benny is getting pseudo grounded.

Also being a manlet and young is so funny seeing as he runs a casino and I bet he gets asked where his parents are by the other casinos as bullying cause he’s got chronic baby face.

i had to drop everything i was doing to draw benny getting grounded. thank you for this

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5 10 17 and 18 for kit bc i know your ass is on a new vegas kick 🫵

5. If they were in a modern au, what type of beverage would they order at a coffee shop?

He would do a hot chocolate or tea honestly. He’s not a big coffee person.

10. Who would be the funniest canon character to ship him with?

He wants the King so bad it makes him look stupid. He’s been trying to fuck that man for so long, but the King just isn’t into it. To me that alone has a lot of comedic value, but I also think the only thing funnier than how Benny talks about/during sex would be hearing how the King does it in his Elvis voice.

17. Would they lie about their height?

No. Proud manlet. He “I’m just a little guy”s his way through life, it’s part of his charm.

18. Most embarrassing thing they enjoy in private?

Idk if this is embarrassing but he’s a bit of a pack rat and loves kitsch and knickknacks. You bet your ass he bought a dino toy and a rocket. Also when he’s not outdoors he may or may not sleep with a teddy bear. But you didn’t hear that from me.

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benny gecko new vegas it has been ten years but if you would like to shoot me again i wouldn’t be mad ..... really i promise