#MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP

[greenflamethegf]

IT department is such a sausage party, that even the girls have dicks in there

[pl3as3hangup]

after the whole charlie disaster mav then went on to acquire carnal knowledge of ice

[veryphi]

So like- Jason's eyes apparently turn lazarus pit green when experiencing pit rage.

Sleep deprived Tim Drake seeing it: That's so brat.

[kawaiicoot]

Chat I have a confession…. I fucking loved Descendants Rise of Red. Here is a Red redesign/fanart teheheheheehehe maybe I’ll draw her girlfriend next (Chloe)

[littler3d]

Everyone thinks that Spider-Man is the MCU’s anchor being as if shit didn’t start going sideways the second Tony Stark died

[undead-knick-knack]

Trying to get an actual reason as to how the gods are tyrants be like

And now the unseelie court is doing it too 🙄

[bigassnerrrd]

Clawdeen and Kieran fight in the waffle House parking lot every tuesday at 2am toralei and spelldon cheer them on

[eddieintheocean]

there are simply. too many citation styles

we need to bring back Lying

[h0undd0gzw0rld]

if there was one guy I'd trust it's Okarun

[dec0ra-grl]

WHY I THINK DUTCH VAN DER LINDE GREW UP AMISH

[no that isnt a joke, this is a genuine theory my ASD cooked up]

[includes sources]

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POINT 1; Origin

Dutch Van Der Linde is PA Dutch, “Dutch was born in 1855 to a woman of English descent named Greta and a father of Dutch ancestry somewhere near Philadelphia.”

a large majority of PA Dutch people live in Amish country, and Amish people tend to be PA Dutch. (most, not all. As a PA Dutch person, this is not a catch all statement)

Counties near Phillie include Chester, Montgomery, and Bucks. But Chester is widely considered the ‘small town’ of phillie, being located in its metropolitan area. So it's safe to assume he was from this county. (Also the other areas take much more time to get to Phillie in car, let alone on a horse and buggy) 

But what's also located in that area is Amish settlements.  Ones that have been around since the 1700s no less. Its possible given how he described his area of origin mixed with being PA Dutch that he lived in one of the settlements.

POINT 2; Childhood

Dutch describes his childhood as being strict,  “he left his home as he was a disobedient child and rarely got along with his mother”

Amish communities tend to have stricter and detached rules which could explain his desire to break the norm throughout the story. Just having a bit of a strict mom alone probably wouldn't cause such an explosive reaction on Dutch's side, but if his entire childhood was built off these values it could trigger a domino effect more similar to Dutch.

He left home at age 15-16, which is right around the age a child participates in Rumspringa. It's a tradition where the child gets to leave home for a year or two to participate in ‘forbidden’ activities and get to see the modern world. He didn't need to wait until he was older, it was the 1800s, but his desire to wait could point to him growing up in a community where Rumspringa was a tradition. (note that he also stated he left home, not runaway, despite being a child at the time. But this could just be a switch up of words)

POINT 3; Adulthood

In his adulthood, he seemed to completely cut ties with his family. Mentioning little about them in the game and even delaying the news of his mothers death. “his mother, who died in 1881 and was buried in Blackwater, although Dutch only found out several years later from an uncle of his.”

When someone leaves the Amish community, they go through shunning, meaning they will cut  contact with the community and family. The rules vary, and sometimes it's not complete isolation, but Dutch stated his dislike for his family multiple times which could explain his delay on learning of his mothers death and lack of mention of his family.

Going off the idea that he is shunned, his lack of supportive family could explain his desire for a found family. Amish communities are known for being tight-knit, which could also explain his experience with starting a sense of community.

THEORY FLAWS

One glaring flaw in this theory is his dad and his death. “His father fought for the Union in the American Civil War and died in a battle that occurred in Pennsylvania”

A big part of Amish beliefs is their pacifist views, which made them avoid the civil war. In fact, in PA they were exempt from the war. If they couldn't get exempt, there were fees they could pay to get exempted.

But it didn't make it impossible to end up on the battlefield. The Amish seemed to have mixed feelings about slavery, though a popular consensus was that it was bad and their religion did not agree with it.

Given how Dutch talked about his father in a better light than his mom, it's possible he got his mannerisms from his dad. And what's Dutch known for? His strong opinions and sense of justice. So if his dads anything like him, it would make sense for him to go into battle to fight for what he thinks goes against his beliefs, even if fighting contradicts his beliefs as well.

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Thank you for listening to me be crazy, and thank you to the people who requested to hear my insanity ♥

[shutinlear53]

Random motorsport fun fact #1!!!

The 1998 Subaru Impreza WRC driven by Colin McRae had two roof scoops because she was a cat!

[bluemoonscape]

wow guys I can’t believe it’s canon that ivan is alive and going to be saved by the rebellion and explore who he is as a person without the chains of captivity holding him back guys isn’t that great

[soggyskinflaps]

Snowbaron Lagombi are deviants who reached increased size and age through strength and aggression. Research shows most specimen originate from the Frost Islands, and besides the competition a recent study found the major factor: Lagombi cubs adopted by Goss Harag

The more meat based diet a Goss parent can provide helps greatly to grow bigger and stronger than others of its kind. But sadly for the Goss, this usually happens when one loses its actual cub. The grieving beast will resort to kidnap some stray Lagombi cubunny as a substitute. Its parents allow this, for they know their young will have a safer upbringing and can mate again sooner

[deadpoetsargas]

You CANNOT tell me that Sofia the first theme song is not Merlin's song (after he married Arthur bcs stfu yes that happened)

Merlin: I was a girl in a village doing all right then I became a princess overnight, now I gotta figure out how to do it right🕺

[rotten-vivs]

i just know the mean gills were rocking some mean ass waterproof eyeliner

[a-loose-collection-of-ants]

oops more sketches. Now with 400% more Gibbs