#MY POOR BLÅHAJ

[corruptinmyself]

my blåhaj :(

Wmhehehehe

@fag4spyders @somehhuuuhh @wolfbeestudio @wishtale-blogs @okamiz36 @iittleperson @milkamel @papyrus-14567 @dawnpool-works @chuliann @corruptinmyself @hahskeleton @maripapercat @horrorrrrrrr @silygie

Blahaj >:3c

[bogkeep]

if a genie granted me three wishes one of them would be to make everyone understand that the letters Æ, Ø and Å are like, separate letters with their own specific pronounciation and not just an A with a halo on top to be cute...

(for reference:

Å - pronounced like the A in Fall

Ø - pronounced like the O in Word

Æ - pronounced like the A in Mad)

[mold-dad]

Having some sort of hysterical breakdown upon being reminded of Nero's existence he's litally just such a little guy holy fuck

[don-dake]

Finally got to taking a 全家福 (family portrait) of my *Fish Fam. a while back, posting it here for safe-keeping too.

*Technically, one of them isn't a fish, but I just think ‘Fish Fam.’ has a nice ring to it (and since the term ‘Blackfish’ can be used to describe an orca too…).

[rainbowgod666]

...is it a bad time to tell people i saw transfen toh hunter once or...?

many trans people have terrific bird names (jay, wren, raven, robin, piper) but it feels like shorebirds are underexplored territory.

avocet: 7/10 great sound, very elegant. fails the starbucks test

killdeer: 9/10 imagine meeting a killdeer at a party. banger

woodcock: 3/10 probably not worth it but extremely funny bit potential for a trans dude

plover: 10/10 this one's real actually. where are all the plovers

heron: 8/10 you'd get a lot of "hera" but that's good too

dowitcher, godwit: 4/10 but very dark souls

sora: this one's taken actually. sorry.

brant. willet. whimbrel. grebe. we're missing out folks

[lazy-baby-jaiden]

Just lying in bed, enjoying my messy diaper and cuddling with James (my Blåhaj).

Only problem: I'm a naughty😈 little girl and enjoy humping my full diapees🤤.

The things this poor Shark🦈 has seen😳🤭.

[noodlesea]

Why is my cat doing this???

Poor Blåhaj...

D:

[frozenjokes]

3 boys go to IKEA to buy IKEA plushie(s) what would they buy?

I think cub would get the shark (BLÅHAJ) or the bear (DJUNGELSKOG) or the astronaut bear, alien and the spaceship (AFTONSPARV)[to put the astronaut bear and the alien in] [get it? Cuz it's astronomy 🤣🤣]

Scar would most likely get the astronomy cat (AFTONSPARV) or just the cat (LILLEPLUTT) [cat plushie because of jellie :3 o7 queen jellie]

I think grian would probably get finger puppets (TITTA DJUR) or some random Dinosaurs (JÄTTELIK) [finger puppet shows or something... Or just scary dinosaurs to protect during bad nightmares..??

[you can see how invested I am with IKEA plushies.... I have some stupid fixation on that Swedish furniture store- Did you know the biggest IKEA store is located in Pasay City located in the Philippines 65,000 square metres (700,000 square feet) ]

I am fascinated. Unfortunately I do not share this fixation but your input is greatly appreciated. I think scar would buy cub the astronaut bear for Cub (bc bear and space) and bring it to him as a gift and cub would just start sobbing, scaring the shit out of everyone in the room. >felt very loved and got overwhelmed. girl moment.

no notes on scar. astronaut cat is very very cute.

dinosaurs and grian gives me great joy. I think he would also enjoy the shark 1) because I like the shark and 2) BLÅHAJ is a noise he makes very often if the word was my poor English pronunciation visualization and also being screamed. I’m not a finger puppet cunt but grian might be. I will open my mind. I do think grian would enjoy something to Hold though. Cub would keep his bear safely off the bed because his in particular is a Warzone. Scar’s kitty cat would live in their apartment because that’s where he feels home.

[wilwywaylan]

The Fixing of the Blåhaj

or : what to do when your Blåhaj is all flat and pancake-y.

This happened to my gf's Blåhaj (who wears the sweet name of Ivan) (the Blåhaj, not the gf who's @crow-songs-at-dawn). Since she sleeps on her Blåhaj, it was all flat.

(flat Blåhaj courtesy of reddit, I didn't take a picture)

So for her birthday, I decided to fix Ivan and make him all nice and fluffy again !

First step : empty the Blåhaj.

Oh no, poor Blåhaj !!

Would make a nice sweater, isn't it ?

This is all the stuffing that goes in a Blåhaj. Wolf not included.

Second step : sew a zipper in the tail so we can take the flat stuffing out and put in some new one regularly, without cutting into poor Ivan.

And then, restuff the beast, with all good, new stuffing !!

Halfway there....

(how much stuffing can you eat, Ivan ?)

And there he is ! All round now !

THE CHONK IS HERE !!

Here is the zipper, ready to be open to change the stuffing (I put it here and not, say, under it, because he's still supposed to be a pillow.)

Bonus : the ferocious hunter and her hunting trophy !

I'm glorious.

[obsidian3ye]

Hey, so we've been friends (can I call you a friend?) for a little while, but I don't really know a whole lot about you, so I thought I'd just ask you some questions, if that's ok with you? Feel free to ignore/not answer them if you don't want to/think it's too personal. What kind of hobbies do you have? Do you have a favourite hobby or do rotate between them? Any hobbies you enjoyed in the past but stopped doing? I know you like RWBY and Murderdrones, but are there any other shows you enjoy(ed)? Any anime perhaps? And what about movies, anything you like there? Do you have any stuffed animals? And if you do, do they have names? Do you have a favourite colour, and what is it? Also, you mentioned college work at some point, what are you studying and are you enjoying it? I think that is about all the questions I can come up with at the moment, let me know if you want me to ask more questions. Or you could just send me these questions as well, I'd be happy to answer them myself. Anyway, hope you have a good day. -Penny

Hi! Yeah, I'd call you my friend.

I do a lot of things, and I kind of have a habit of rotating between hobbies. I do engineering stuff (surprising no one), music, draw, and I used to play video games but my poor daughter is not doing to good. (I'm getting closer to being able to save her though!) I also used to really like Pokémon, but I've kinda fallen out of love recently.

As for fandoms, I love RWBY and Murder Drones, but also I like Dungeon Meshi, TADC, HTTYD, Dragon Prince, Wings of Fire, Pokémon, and more! If you have other Fantasy/SciFi stuff to recommend I'll always take recommendations. (I'm sorry for taking so long to get into Ghost in the Shell, I'm still trying yo get the login to the account for it.)

I have plushies yeah! I have 3 blåhajs, the gender bunny, a goose, a lizard, a tanuki, and a gay dragon! The blåhajs are all just named blåhaj, the gender bunny is named Josh, the tanuki is named Raccoon, the lizard is named Mateo and the rest don't have names.

My favorite colors are sky blue and scarlet. :3

I am enjoying work, college not so much (I'm a week behind on my work lmao). Right now I'm just taking mandatory classes (English and geometry) but I am trying to get my degree in engineering. :D

[dukeofash]

Do you have a BLÅHAJ shark plushie?

yes but it has fully pancaked, I gotta re-stuff the poor thing eventually

pictured: my lil grey cat marshmallow sleeping next to a somewhat deflated BLÅHAJ shark plush

[fataltheories]

Greetings! I must ask you a very specific question, but it's played on my mind so much so I wish to tell you, Mr Bones!

Have you ever looked at a word for so long it doesn't feel like a word anymore? I have looked at the word 'Poor', 'Calamari' and 'Theories' for too long, and now it bothers my head!

Now, I'll pop off! Before I go, take this!

Ta-ta!!

(So tired but couldn't pass up a shitpost ask as Mayday when I saw you on my front page)

* Gaster recieved the Blåhaj

Gaster: Mr Bones?

[talisidekick]

Corporate propaganda doesn't work on me because I'm poor and I can't afford to buy in to the fantasy they're selling. As a result, I now habitually skip out or trim down what I do pay for because I've lived my whole life poor and can't go for the full thing because I've been trained by hardship to see enjoying myself too much as frivilous spending and thus a 'problem' because there's always reprocussions to spending too much. In the same vein, this is also why I never put 100% into anything because all corporate capitalism has taught me is doing more than the minimum is never rewarded and thus wasted effort.

So I see a flashy red sign and the words "SALE! UP TO 50% OFF! LIMITED TIME OFFER!" and maybe to a richer idiot you've fooled them into buying it. However, I'm poor, and I've been saving up for this item for over a year now. I know you raised the price three weeks ago by 50% and that the big red sign is psychological manipulation, so is the word "Sale" and the use of "50%" and the phrase "up to". Tomorrow, I get paid. It's the one cheque a year I get to spend on myself. It's also the day the sale ends, which means the 12 core processor for $449 I've been saving up for since my first name-change attempt (back when I thought it was going to go through) is now $789.

This means I'm just going to get my name changed for $600~ and buy some fucking clothes or something because my 10 year old PC isn't going to guzzle my once a year $900 paycheck for a MB and processor upgrade because you corporate fucks overpriced your damn 3 year old tech to make your fucking ludicrous quarterly profit goals!

Full offence, I'm buying another Blåhaj from IKEA, and another ringlight as well because fuck this overpriced tech industry price-hike faux-sale bullshit. I'm just going to play really old retro games like Fallout 1-4 and Assassin's Creed up to Black Flag.

[subby-ouppy-boy]

It’s only day two of the 27 days without orgasm challenge but I am already getting really desperate and humping my poor blåhaj…😬

[able-remedious]

Things about my Rageon Ocs

Aven

He’s a dude (of course a lot of you already knew that)

He’s gay and proud of it

This has been sitting my mind forever since I made him and I’ve wanted to say- Aven is trans 🏳️‍⚧️

He was originally gonna be a girl, until I found out that Veneer is gay codded and might as well be gay from all the fottage I’ve seen

And was gonna settle on his gender when I saw the movie but of course I settled with it months ago

So it’s pretty ironic that Aven was gonna be a girl but now is a boy so he really went threw a transition 😂

His hair and clothing design was based off of Britney Spears

Cause I imagined him singing some of her songs and some of Britney Spears’ songs are close to the 90s

He has an older brother which I will show him some other time

Said older brother is in the hospital cause of sickness (put that in for angst)

Also his older brother is/was apart of a boy band

Aven wears his black jacket cause it shows how he’s pretty depressed and dosn’t wanna stick himself out there

Pretty obsessed when it comes to Veneer before they really met

Has photos of him that he would sometimes kiss (Which freaks out Shallow)

The reason he fell in love with him in the first place cause he was pretty depressed and sad when his brother got put into the hospital

So Shallow being the bestie that she is brought him to a concert that of which is when Velvet and Veneer are preforming

Shallow got them to the front by “politely” shoving people

Aven actually enjoyed the show and it brought a slight smile to his face

Then the most unexpected thing happened

Veneer got a rose from backstage and was gonna do a boyband cliche and give it to someone upfront

And that someone was Aven, when he gave him the rose he was taken aback and when they made eye contact it felt they were the only ones there

Boy did he develop a huge crush

He became absolutely smitten and a little obsessed

And poor Shallow has to hear his non stop rants

Loves to roller skate

Roller skates to get to places instead of driving

Has too many Blåhaj sharks

Shallow

A chaotic teenage girl that somehow can help with apartment rent

She wears a shark hoodie if you didn’t know, cause she loves them

And has the sheer personality of one-

Bisexual bitch

Grew up in a household of many kids but everyone got the right amount of attention

Has been best friends with Aven since she they were kids

Fully supports Aven like the true bestie she is

She’s also friends with Kid Ritz

The story behind it is crazy

They just like to talk and play video games

Future stoners

Doesn’t really have a job but gets part time ones

Loves different kinds of music

But is obsessed with this multi mix techno band (will introduce them later)

Will send you memes at 3 am

She has ADHD

Was actually gonna be paired up with Velvet but I thought meh and just thinks about them hating each other

I sometimes imagine her voice being Nimonas voice

“But I’m not a girl, I’m a shark!”

Sometimes takes some of Aven’s Blåhaj sharks

But has about three of them

Will not hesitate to Rickroll you

He shark hoodie and love for techno is a bit of a reference to the techno trolls and them being aquatic and

Wasn’t really thinking that at first but thought it could be a good reference

Even though she’s a chaotic she can be a good friend to talk too

Even though she’s fine with Aven’s crush on Veneer, she’s kinda weirded and annoyed sometimes

Like having to hear Aven’s rants about Veneer

And seeing Aven kiss pictures of Venner

She asks if he’s mentally ok when he does these things

Knows every name of every Pokémon

Chaotic little shark

[salemontrial]

I'm squeezing the life out of my poor blåhaj. 10 minutes.