#MISTEW ANON?

[shakespeare-official-account]

Hewwo thewe mistew shakespeawe uwu nyah

Hewwo thewe nobwe anon uwu nyah

@post-unuwuifer help

[emily-prentits]

hewwo mistew jesus

what's up sir anon

[braveryhearted]

Cawn uwu tuck me in, mistew gojo?

Send my muse unhinged anons.

"Hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let's make ouw fiwst wittle incision".

Two can play at this game. He can do this all day.

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

“Gowefiewd, it’s okie. Hikari not in pain. This is gonna weaw off. A mistew anon just wanted Hikari to wook wike you. Just cutew. See?” She focused energy and made candy pop out of her hair. Just like him

M!A Hikari is like Gorefeild!

“Does that mean…?”

Poof!

Hikari is now an eldritch being like Gorefield. Only cuter. Deadly cute.

She gasped. “Hikari wook wike gowefiewd!”

1/20

@gorefieldsworld you got competition

[katzkinder]

May I offer: kurolawless. And all the twisted ways it could be. Or wholesome. Its strange I know. Hyde seems to have an big brother complex ~ owo

ack I'm so sorry anon! I meant to reply to this days ago but got sidetracked with a number of different projects!

This was for the brutally honest meme, right? In which case, KuroLaw is one of those things I background ship precisely BECAUSE Lawless is such an obvious brocon, like holy shit, get this man some water and a therapist because he is desperate for the tiniest drop of Kuro's attention.

Like he is bratty little brother incarnate and it's hilarious. I wanna see him and Tsubaki butt heads over who's Nii-san's favorite sooo bad.

--On a more serious note, I think their relationship is also very tragic.

Like, imo, Saint Germaine was not... Good. To Kuro. And Kuro shielded as many of the other Servamps from that as possible, some with more success than others.

Lawless was a resounding success.

And when he got so angry at Kuro? To me, that spoke of an immense amount of love and respect. You don't get that mad at someone, you don't carry a grudge for that long, unless you really loved them, because love is what makes betrayal hurt.

Not to mention... Kuro didn't come back. He didn't come home. He just... Left.

He abandoned them. Abandoned him.

In one fell swoop, Lawless lost father and brother both.

I'm glad they've made up, but they haven't made peace.

It takes more than a headpat to undo the pain of being left behind.

Thank you for the ask!!

Also funfact: You share a name with a bot from a Servamp server I'm in, which made me giggle.

[askaltr114209]

The other puppets are probably asleep. Even if you'll probably tell me to fuck off,I still want to let you know that I admire you. Like,a LOT. uwu

the only reason Im tellin ye to fuck off is fer that stupid fookin UWU bullshit wtf get that outta here

[a-friend-spinel]

Bill looks to Spinel, "Hey there snowball, I'm US President Bill Clinton, and that there navy is my space convoy. We're crusading space for oil. Seems like this place of yours is our first stop." A United States Air Craft Carrier lands in the middle of the Garden and a squadron of troops come out, the last one tripping on an untied shoe lace. Pvt. Jones: "Agh! Ah-shoot, I always make a fool of myself." The squadron laughs as Bill let's out a chuckle. Bill: "Anywho, fork over the oil."

“Snowball”? I’m Spinel! I don’t know who “snowball” is, but I know I’m not who you’re lookin for! What makes ya think there’s any oil here anyhow?

[doenymoved]

Nobody shall be spared on the day of July 26th.... soon........

oh god oh fuck im gonna die,,,

[cherrysnax]

its,, setting in tht we’re probably gonna need more money to actually get xiomara back on her feet but like,,, i feel bad asking tumblr for stuff

[beetlecreamsicle]

anonymously tell me what you think about me

[fistsoffurry]

H HEWWO FURRY

:33

[ratsoh-writes]

*Harold heard him*

Harold: mistew Rancher? What a b!+c#?

Rancher: …. *points at anon* THAT THING

[the-static-and-i]

Do you know what we do with liars, little marionette?

$ No i dont, and i dont think i want to, in all honesty. So lets not and say we did. Wait, does an apology make it better?

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

Hikari in Wonderland (open rp)

Hikari was happily picking flowers in a field with her My Melody plushie, making little flower crowns and spinning around happily like a carefree little girl.

Suddenly, she noticed something in the distance. It looked like a white bunny. Since Hikari loved bunnies, she couldn’t resist and followed it. “Mistew Bunny, come back!”

She smiled and looked around for him and saw that he went down a hole. “Ooh~.” She tried to look down it, but lost her balance and fell into the hole. She then landed in a strange new world.

“What is this pwace?” She got up and looked around. She felt very confused.

Will you help her through this journey?

Suggested by @the-seduction-anon

Tagging: @musesarcade @saffronthesinner @captain-laughingjill @the-seduction-anon @foxyne-elric-official @ask-mun-c10v3rs-ocs and anyone else who wants to join

[riseoftheradiotrons]

YOU'RE TOO MOLDY FOR YOUR FATHER TO LOVE YOU

[ID: two images of RotR Turbulence. He is crying, with one hand wiping away his tears. His antenna is drooping downwards rather than upwards. In the first images, the following asks are shown:

From transformers-mirror-mirror, Heyyyyy Turb you’re a bad gamer :)

From anonymous, Hewwo mistew tuwbuwence why awe you such a shit gamew

From anonymous, turb is a clown ass looking mf 🤡🤢

From transformers-mirror-mirror, Hey Turb what’s it like living in Ratchet’s basement 

From sgtransformersdork, Turbulence, you are a miserable piece of scrap. You do not deserve to be considered a gamer. Signed, TFRU Soundwave.

In the second image, it is slightly zoomed in on his face, and the following asks are shown:

From anonymous, Hey, hey Turbulence. You’ll die unloved. Not even your father will care what happens to you.

From hashkivenu, in all caps, your father doesn’t love you.

end ID.]

@transformers-mirror-mirror​ @sgtransformersdork​ and all those lovely anons,

At this rate, y’all are gonna make him a sympathetic villain, holy fuck you’re going for his throat.

~~

Neither Crim nor Eclipse hears much of Turb for a few days after he was hit with this onslaught.

If they were to open the door to his room, they’d encounter a sobbing Turb, laying down on his berth, wiping at his eyes and looking up at the empty ceiling. “He loves me,” he murmurs, “he loves me, and no stupid askpad will make him stop loving me, Watcher-damn it...”

[majjiktricks]

jazz blease,,,, for the character ask,,, mistew majima

i have my suspicions about who this is but also im not 100% sure so i will keep my accusations to myself either way i <3 u anon

How I feel about this character majima my beloved... <3 the first yakuza character i went nuts over. i love him dearly. he lives in my brain

All the people I ship romantically with this character me on my multishipping bullshit: kiryu, saejima, kiryu AND saejima (ultimate ot3 honestly), makoto (had things gone differently)... ive put a little thought into nishiki/majima, especially during the 10 year gap. some shared catharsis... that would be a terribly unhealthy relationship since i think it would be built off mutual loss of kiryu, but still an interesting one to consider. i also have a soft spot for majima/kashiwagi. it came out of nowhere but i actually really like them, even if it kinda is a crackship. something about passionate men fighting on a rooftop, majima being one of the few people to get under kashiwagi's skin and make him lose his cool...

My non-romantic OTP for this character whatever majima and nishitani would have had, had y0 been different. their relationship would be a weird one. i cant see it as a romantic one at all but definitely more than friends. also to reference my own previous answer to this, i think him and akiyama would be wild as friends. i wanna see them interact more bc theyre funny together.

My unpopular opinion about this character i think my thoughts on him are really well put together in an analysis thats been floating around tumblr recently. i know a lot of people have only played 0, k1, and maybe k2, and it seems people focus on his potrayal in k1 especially. they dont get to see the depth that majima has throughout the whole series, and boil him down to "batshit crazy knife guy" when in reality hes probably the opposite of that. hes quite calculating and deliberate, and the post explains it very well. i hope that as the games are now fully available on pc (with the exception of some spin-offs/jpn-only games), more people will play them and see the whole of majima's character instead of shoehorning him into this little niche just because its easier.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon. more!!! screentime!!! i so wish we got to see him more in the later games. as i said he does have some significant beats in 3-6 that really tell the player more about his character, but they could have done so much more with him. ESPECIALLY in 5. hes barely in 5 AT ALL 😭😭😭 i know its for plot reasons but BITCH i just want the cast in general to interact more. im fueled by that kind of thing. wanna see more of majima's relationship with saejima, and with daigo (especially post-y6 shenangans). i want him to interact with haruka and have SOME KIND of relationship to her other than "that guy that beats up my dad sometimes." so much is interpreted or created by the fandom that you start to forget a lot of what DOESNT happen in the games. also. kind of a nitpicky thing but also a pretty big deal when you think about the plot of 5. what the FUCK is the timeline in the 80s. as great a game as y0 is, the dates for it completely fucked up what y5 sets up as majima's backstory. i would like to see that retconned and ironed out in a way that makes sense. changing a few years here and there (as well as changing park's age) would be able to fix it, but that has yet to be addressed... i could go on a whole rant about this (angeles has been the victim of said rant before, but i wont. just to keep this a readable length lmao)

send me a character !