#MINNIE THE RIZZLER??
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jellinuy · 1 year ago
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You know what you’d look beautiful in? My arms 🔥🔥🔥
NAWWW … BYEE IM BLUSHING 🙈🙈🙈🙈 WHERE DID U EVEN COME FROM LMAAO STAWWPPP
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weirdo09 · 1 year ago
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minny/piles hcs 🕷️🛍️
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let’s talk about an au where they both live in new york and penny managed to get into visions academy (ofc she’d be able to, that girl smart) they’d definitely meet there when miles seen her and ultimately embarrassed himself (remember margo, y’all)
penny will probably be the first one to make a move, miles did fall for her but was too shy to ask her out.
their first date would be at the burger place, there they’d get to know each other a little better.
“what’s your family like?” miles asked, penny munched on a fry before answering. “they’re totally wackos, except for bebe and cece. what about yours?” “they’re a lot but i love them.” miles replied, penny smiled.
I feel like they’d just click, yk? i don’t know, they seem so compatible (might just be my shipping brain but think of the possibilities !!!)
let’s talk about an au where they grew up together, i’d say that oscar would probably be wary of miles because he’s a boy and “penny will not hang out with boys !” but trudy convince him (2 months of sleeping outside because your daughter deserves to have friends, oscar, even if they’re boys!)
but continuing hc 6, they’d be those type of childhood friends who’d pull all sorts of pranks on each other. oh and the ones to gossip about people they don’t like.
penny is the passionate girlfriend, she’s try to get miles into her movements and whatnot (he’d go because ‘why not support my girl?’)
penny friends would be a little suspicious at first (or probably be jealous that she got a boyfriend) but once they met miles, let’s just say,,, they liked him instantly.
at the start of their relationship, they had to hide it from oscar, the boy hater. so, trudy and suga mama were the ones to go to for permission of dates n things.
oscar found out within roughly 10-11 months (the man is slow, y’all) he’d probably try to force them to break up before trudy set him straight or just kicked him out (kickin’ him out n divorcin’ him’s better, trudy, i’ll be penny’s stepmomma 🥰)
miles would be hesitant to tell penny that he’s spiderman but penny would, of course, put dots together
(scenario) “miles.” penny said, miles looked at her. “yeah?” “are you spiderman?” penny asked, miles started sweating. “no, i’m not! what makes you think that?” he said nervously, penny giggled. “boy, i’ve known you since we were kids, i know you and when you lie.” miles sighed, “yeah, i’m spiderman.” he whispered, penny smiled softly. “hey, miles, i’m still your girlfriend.” she said, reassuringly. miles smiled.
like the cheesy boyfriend miles is, he’d make penny playlists and put pick up lines on them (he’s also the rizzler, y’all, just hasn’t tapped into his rizz potential)
miles’ also the boyfriend who’d go shopping with you and absolutely love it, every outfit penny tried on, miles would instantly hype her up on it. “like this crop top?” penny asked, spinning around for the whole view. “you should get that, pen,” miles said, “it looks amazin’ on you.”
they’re that couple who are attached to each other from the hip, they do give each other space sometimes but they’re young n in love, who doesn’t love cuddles n kisses? (that’s a rhetorical question btw)
they’re also the couple with sickeningly sweet pet names and pda. they have to be near each other whether it’s a waist hug or a simple hand hold.
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