#ME: BUT BIG RUNNNN

[zephyrfuse]

I CANT PLAY BIG RUN CAYSE I LEFT MY SWITCH AT MY GRANDMAS HOUSE FUCKKKKK

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, 3x8, Let The Games Begin. Part 7 (It's Been A While)

Last chapter was posted May 11th. Apologies for the hiatus. The vibes need to be just right to create these things. You can read parts 1-6 and everything else in my pinned post. On the last episode of TWWGG: "After Lorelai (Rory) exits the (Yale) interview, one that was seemingly a success, she immediately turns to Richard to chew him out for springing the interview on her last minute and not giving her time to prepare. That is more than fair coming from Rory, to be quite honest. And I’m glad to see her standing up for herself." Lesss gooo. Lorelai hauls Rory into a cab. They arrive home at night, even though it was blazing sunshine a short distance away at Yale. Rory asks Lorelai if they can not talk about college for 2 days and she agrees and everything that just happened is brushed aside and forgotten. Kidding. After a brave display of defiance towards Richard moments earlier, Rorynow expresses her guilt for not towing the line for Mommy. Mommy was right. Mommy is always right.

I....you know...forget it.

I think I should cross off "Lorelai and Rory eat at Luke's without paying" from the Bingo Card. Bringing outside food into his establishment? That's just rude. Luke could probably send Jess to college with all of Rory and Lorelai's unpaid checks and stiffed tips.

Saying it outloud isn''t going to change their unethical and frankly downright criminal behavior, Lucas. You know this.

Or at least a bag of Doritos.

Why hello, my sweet baby darling. I'm ready to Cmhrrrh.

Oh, Is "studying" what the kids call tonsil hockey these days? Run like the wind Rory! RUNNNN. I just have this good feeling Rory is totally not going to blow this sacred opportunity to have unsupervised makeout time with Jess or anything like that. Never, in the kingdom of The Queen of Blue Balls. Lorelai and Luke watch as Rory runs after Jess to "Study". Wink wink nudge nudge. Then a few seconds later without a shred of irony or realization, Luke tells Lorelai how he told Jess that as long as he lives under his roof he's gotta keep his pants on.

You're off to a ripping start already.

Lorelai is being rational? She's not running after them? "It's okay"? She's pulling the "They're teenagers, they can kiss in the dark" shit for Jess and Rory like she did for Dean? I'd say "Fetch me my fainting couch" but I know it's all a big fat farce, Lorelai is full of shit as per uszh, and my fainting couch is in the shop.

Settle down, Lucas. You're going to have a stroke one of these days. Or steam is going to come out of his ears like in a cartoon. Or he'll snap and go on a killing spree.

I've never seen two grown adults who weren't in some kind of strict religious sect have such near anyeursms because their adult children want to kiss each other. What are the odds Luke Danes, the varsity athlete, was much sluttier than Jess when he was 18? Probably pretty high. Cross off "Do as I Say Not As I Do" on the Episode Bingo Card.

Pretty rich coming from Ms "Also Has Run Around All Over Town Looking for Jess and Rory" and "Ms. Run Around All Over Town Looking For a Gumball Machine Bracelet"

I can rely on Lorelai being insufferable in every episode, but when Luke is insufferable too I pray for the sweet relief of the end credits. I hope in his Cockblocking Quest of Glory, that he trips on something. Or loses his hat.

Smoking against a gas pump. Living dangerously. I don't blame him for having a bit of a death wish, to be quite honest. Luke should be more concerned that Jess is going to cause an explosion that will level Stars Hollow into a parking lot than him rounding first base. (Where the hell did Luke go, by the way?)

Whatcha thinkin aboutt?

That was such a good HUH. *pets his sweet head*

*gnaws on the drywall* SUCH A GOOD KISS. I have no words. Okay, That’s a lie, I do have words but I ran out of space so I will see you in part 8 for the thrilling conclusion (which is: Rory ruins this precious moment by abandoning Jess and chasing after Dean) Oh god. I just skipped ahead and there's a Lorelai Couch Speech at the end too. Mind if I join you for a cigarette against the gas pumps, Jess?

[sesskagarchive]

From the Archives: June 2024

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Aubrey Simone

AO3 | Dokuga | FFnet

Recommended by @alliasphyxiated, for:

"I’m recommending because I was always checking for updates on a specific fic. However, I feel that Aubrey’s writing was so creative and interesting to read in all of her fics. She’s one of many great authors in the fandom, and I wish she was still active. I think about her stories very often."

Recommended reading:

The Twelfth Concubine Rated MA. From 2011-2015. Incomplete Chapter Fic. Summary: She had only wanted to be accepted, and he had only wanted a little excitement, but maybe, just maybe, the twelfth would be the last. Threesome Edition

"he Twelfth Concubine (I prefer the threesome edition, but she did have one with just SK); this fic was never completed which is so sad because I was INVESTED. Updates were always kind of sporadic and spread out, but whenever I saw an update email for this fic I would runnnn to read it. I’ve reread this many times, this was a big SK staple for me, and I think about it often."

Recommend a creator who's no longer active in the SessKag fandom for this monthly spotlight HERE!

[empressofmankind]

[Part I] [Part II] [Part III]

Earlier in the episode I had a moment because, turns out, same shoes. Sure, Buggy's are pointy, but you can forgive a girl for jumping to conclusions, right?

My poor brain wanted it to be true even though it knew perfectly well the clown had absolutely no reason to be on Amazon Lily. What with being held hostage by the big bad crime DILFs.

I need some sort of detox, ya'll.

You know, Benji really wants a little brother.

The visuals for this are so cool? But can we please nerf this dude, it's getting a little ridiculous.

Ahhhh, Koby! The best marine there ever was.

sobs in bisexual

The jigglypuff sound effect style is so on point tho

Oh, i know what they're supposed to be, but they look like something else entirely.

Gotta love how Kobster is just 110% impervious like the little homo he is. Wouldn't this be the funniest way to find out??

SO HE IS KOBY? - she said. Whelp. RUNNN KOKO RUNNNN.

I suppose its not the worst view to die with...

SHIT. SHIT SHIT.

Noooooooooooo. No don't leave me on this cliffhanger piajdpfaosdifjapsdf. Ugly sob.

It was a good episode but it had 0% Clownery and 0% Wani.

Sad life.

SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK? I GUESS???

In the interim, I have content and I am still in desperate need of attention, just FYI 😚

[fanficwriter284]

“RUNNNN!”

“Why?”

“THERES A BIG ASS GOAT AFTER ME”

“A goat? HA! Oh shit that mother fuckers GOT BIG ASS HORNS! WAIT FOR ME”

[uncertain3teeth]

i just woke up right and omg my dream so like apparently bigfoot was holding me captive in my house and basically i was in my room and i had to distract him to get out my room like if he was snoring in the room next to me i had to quietly fucking lik get out of there and my bitchass didnt even do it quietly and each time i wasn't quiet he wld do that deep ass angry "hmm ?" it was scary as shit tbh but anyways i had to RUNNNN back to my room to close the door and lock it and btw idk if my brain has troubles of creating a damn door but that damn door looks lik an ai made it like i was actually aware in the dream that it looked funny like it had big ass peekholes but lik apparently bigfoot fidnt even get me which logically he cld have because of that BIG ASS fukkin silly hole in the door like a good way of describing it lik think of a very scuffed round of hole in the wall lik yk the show but pfttt anyways basically bigfoot and i eventually fucked and i had to give him a blowjob to get out my room and then after that bigfoot didnt want me going out the house and also btw bigfoot cld talk like full blown "hello my name is big fucking foot" talk lik ho- im not questioning it and then eventually some of my family members were going to go to the door and since i couldnt go out the house i hoped that they wld open the door but they didnt but eventually i ran out the door at some point and then i saw some of my family members and i had to tell them that big foot was in there and they didnt believe me but then he came tumbling down the stairs lik that one realistic gorilla suit scene from spongebob where they were fighting n shit and rolling on the floor but anyways big foot came falling down the stairs and then he turned into the actor jack black and then he came chasing my family members but like he was big lik he turned into a fucking titan which idk why and then i ran behind my apartment then stefan fucking salvatore from the vampire diaries showed up along with chris and martin from wild kratts and the only thing stefan said to me is this one liner and he dipped LMAOFHDH i luv to think that stefans purpose of the whole dream is to just say a one liner and thinks he is badass for a sec lik yk get thet 5 seconds of fame and then he jus fucked off somewhere

[secretsthatwekeep]

I read a poem yesterday that made me really sad. Gonna share it here, but it's about someone who is dead...which is like...not you. But also kind of you!! 

I promise I'll tell them about you I'll make sure that they know  How much you would have loved them If you hadn't have had to go

We'll keep you alive in stories, They'll point you out in photographs, And bittersweet, my heart will ache Wishing your lives could have overlapped

For I can almost see it, The way they would have made you smile Seated together, one big, one small Just to chat awhile

You'd have taught them the same lessons  That I remember you telling me About the ways the world works, And how lovely nature can be

And as they grow, I'll wish I could share Every clever thing they do- For I know you'd have been their biggest fan, And they've have been yours, too

So I promise I'll tell my little love About the one who once loved me, And even though you had to go, In our hearts, still you will be.

Those italicized lines got me. My babies would have loved you so so much. I know you love little babies and my heart really does ache and hurt so much knowing you'll never know them like you would have. I was recently rereading your Snape post and thinking about my Rory and how grown up he is. How you haven't been in his life and how you won't know him as a baby or as a toddler. Maybe one day as a child with the biggest of hopes? But who knows? Maybe not at all. Jonah is already turning one. My baby- already gone and starting to toddle. They really would've been your biggest fan. When my friend, Ana, comes over Rory runnnns up to her and gives her the biggest hug or he goes and hides so she will come find him and then he gives her the sneakiest and sweetest smile. Sometimes that hurts me because that is what I know it would've been like with you, too. Big blue eyes looking up at my best friend who I've been able to share so much of my life with. You sharing that love with them that you've shared with me for so long. I cry. Even just the imagery in this poem of sitting next to one another!! Talking about dinosaurs, giggling about silly words, poking one another and pretending it wasn't you, coloring together, and just sitting side by side. One big, one little. All that love that could be. It's a grief on its own that is separate from everything else that has happened and I know you know it and feel it, too. 

I was thinking last night about some memories of the past that maybe I haven't shared with you. All the bits and pieces of growing up that I didn't talk about or didn't think about sharing. So. Enjoy some positives from my childhood.

When we moved to Minnesota, it was the middle of second grade. Faith was in first grade. Jessica was in preschool and Tabby was only 2! We moved into a house with my great-grandmother (who has passed away in the last four years). I had never met her before moving into her basement with my Mom and sisters. In that basement were three rooms. One was already occupied by a woman named Rita. She was an ex-nun. She had been long time friends with my great-grandma whose name was Barb. There was speculation that she was an ex-nun because she was potentially in a relationship with my great-grandmother. The drama!! When we moved in, Faith and I shared a pull out couch bed in one room and my Mom shared a room (and a bed) with Jess and Tabby. We lived like that for a year and a half- right before I went into 4th grade. Once third grade started, Faith and I started reading a book together in bed every night. We would switch chapters back and forth of a book called Heidi by Johanna Spyri. Heidi is a children's fiction novel that is about this sweet little girl going to live with her grumpy old Grandpa in the Swiss Alps. It is a really good read!! One of my favorite classics. It would help us practice reading out loud and give us a chance to escape into another world together. It's one of my favorite memories growing up. Just sitting and reading with my sister cozied up in bed. Just nice and sweet.

Another positive involves a teacher I stayed with after school. When I was in third grade, I had a teacher named Mrs. Westhuis. She was my main teacher, but there was another teacher (whose name I can't remember) that would stay after school and work on puzzles with me. She had a degree in guidance counseling, so she would sit and talk with me about what was going on at home while eating a snack and working on puzzles. I loveeeee a puzzle (as you know!). We'd meet once a week and just sit and talk. She was the sweetest lady and I hate that I don't remember her name. When I was in 6th grade, we went back to Minnesota to visit and I got to see her again. I wanna say her name was Ms. Carmen....or something like that. I don't know. The nicest lady!!!

Minnesota actually has so many of my positive memories. My Mom worked at Burger King with her Mom. My Grandma worked at that Burger King for a longggg time. 10 years or something crazy. They had a nice little crew of people that worked together. We had a couple of my sister's birthday parties there. I loved eating the mini cinnamon rolls there and french toast sticks on the weekends. They had a weird promotion thing for a bit where they were trying to get people to buy icees, so they made this cherry icee with ice cream in it that was like a ~thing~ and it was sooooo good. We had a going away party there before we moved away and a bunch of friends came along with some people from the after school YMCA program we went to. Although my Mom worked in the food industry for most of her jobs and she complains about it now, she was the happiest out there working at that BK with her new friends and her Momma. When my Mom was 18, her Mom left for Minnesota to go be with the love of her life. My Grandma was abused for the 18 years she was with my Grandpa by him and so were her kids. It took until my Mom was an adult for her to leave because she hoped my Mom would help raise the siblings that were left. My Grandma had slept with three men at the time of my mother's conception- the love of her life (my Grandpa Scott), the mean ol man (my Grandpa we called Umpa growing up), and a mystery man. My Mom didn't know who her "real" Dad was until last year when a DNA test confirmed that the mean ol man was in fact her real Dad. Which sucks. 

When I was younger, I always thought I wanted to write a book about my life. I wanted to document all of the crazy and also show that there is a way to get out of the crazy! But as I've gotten older, I now think that it would be ridiculous to dedicate time to that sort of thing because I don't have any time to do that and I don't want to relive some of the things that have happened. I also don't see what writing about it would do for me. I've already gotten a lot of that stuff out and processed it, so I think writing a book about what I've been through wouldn't give me any accomplishment feelings that people could get from that. I commend those that do write their life stories!! But I don't think I want to do that anymore. And I'm okay with that! This isn't a sad thought. Just a thought. 

[cleo1217]

one thing about me is that i love playing.... im a playful teen girl at heart. i love board games..... flash games.... actual games Like playing tag. been a big fan of tag for my whole life. like ooooo im gonna getchu (⁠ ⁠ꈍwꈍ⁠) IM GONNA GETCHU (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) u better runnnn (⁠〃ﾟ⁠3ﾟ⁠〃⁠) Liek uhm literally funnest ever...

[tra-le-patatine-a-fuoco]

Sometimes I daydream and think awww it would be so nice to share life with a s/o and do all kind of stuff together and love and care for each other and even just do nothing but still be together and be blessed by their very existence but then I remember that means they probably would have to meet my family too at some point and I wouldn’t wish such a curse to anyone in the world ❤️‍🩹

[loisroo]

Semantic Error Ep.8 Thoughts:

-oh no they walked away from each other, babies noooooooooo.

-Choi yuna is me as a best friend: “you’re not cool anymore”

-my girl jihye!!!!!!! This is how you aren’t toxic to women, there can be a love triangle without the woman being the villain and I love it.

- she said mr. chu 😂😂

-RUN BABY SANGCHOO RUNNNN

-Sangwoo is me trying to confess my feelings: ‘you’re an error, irrational, just ugh why do I like you?’ 😂🤣

-look at my brave babes getting on his tippy toes to kiss his tall stupid man!!!!!!!!!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

-AHHHH HE SAID BOYFRIEND!!!!!

-he used the nickname ‘Yoochae’ awwwwwwwww

-Sangwoo got caught being whipped, caught keeping jaeyoung’s pictures, and then caught on the couch by his big tall man. Perfection.

Final thoughts: I really loved that jaeyoung did not try to change sangwoo. He repeats multiple times throughout the series something like ‘that’s so like you’ or ‘of course you would say that’ and he just accepts him. Jaeyoung helps sangwoo grow but does not change him and I think that’s super important to point out.

[ithinkilikeit-reactions]

Midnight moments with Ateez

Ateez Masterlist                                       Group Masterlist

A/N: This wasn’t requested but I had an idea and wanted to do something for their anniversary. This is more a conceptual type of writing 

Hongjoong:

“So I delayed the way the guitars come into the song but can’t tell if it sounds better like this or the way I had it before.” He shook his head in frustration. You smiled at him and admired the way his face was lit up by his computer screen. You loved it when he confided in you when it came to music, even if it was midnight, it just meant a lot. “Tell me what you think.” Hongjoong said, turning to look at you as he pressed play on the track. 

You smiled as the music started to play and leaned over in your chair to rest your head on his shoulder. Bobbing your head to the beat, you’ve heard 20 renditions of this song but it never got old. Hongjoong rested his head on yours, enjoying the comfort of your touch as you made your choice. “The delay makes it sound even cooler. Nice choice.” You commented, not moving your head from his shoulder. He smiled to himself, kissing your forehead before going back to work. 

“I really like it when you’re in the studio with me, especially so late. I really appreciate it.” 

Seonghwa: 

“Pssst. Are you asleep?” You asked, staring at the ceiling with your hands clasped over your stomach. You couldn’t sleep at all and had a sneaking suspicion that he couldn’t either. “Nope.” He said, popping the p dramatically and turned onto his side to look at you. “The one time we get to go to bed early and we can’t fall asleep.” He laughed and pressed his face into the crook of your neck after looking at the time. 

“It’s cruel, really.” You smiled, playing with the hair on the back of his neck gently. “So, want to catch up on the drama we were watching?” He asked with a big smile on his face as he pulled away from you. “Sure.” You were surprised at how quickly he grabbed his phone and turned back onto his back. He gestured for you to lay on his chest and you followed, snuggling in nicely.

“As much as I would’ve have loved to fall asleep, I get to spend this time with you now. That’s better.” 

Yunho: 

You could feel his chest rumble against your back as he laughed at the fact that your character died... again. “I don’t think it’s fair that you keep laughing.” You pouted and he shook his head. “If you were me you would be laughing too.” Yunho explained, wrapping his arms around your waist tightly. “Yeah, yeah, yeah.” You mumbled, only to be cut off by a yawn. You had been playing games for a while. 

Leaning back into Yunho’s arms, you handed him the controller. “You finish this level, I’m tired.” You mumbled, feeling his lips against your forehead lightly. “Well, it is midnight... You go on and close your eyes. I’ll wake you when I finish.” He suggested, looking at your sleepy expression as you nodded. He was about to start the level, but reached over and grabbed a blanket to throw over you. 

“This is an ‘I’m sorry’ for the teasing.” 

Yeosang: 

You pulled your jacket over you tighter as a light gust of wind blew your direction. Was it cold? Yes. Was it late? Yes. Was it worth it? Yes. Yeosong was having a great time showing you the night view of the city with his drone and his smile was worth it all. “All the lights are pretty.” You said softly, curling into his side. Yeosang smiled shyly and nodded, still maneuvering the controls. 

“Are you cold?” He asked, noticing the way you were pulling your jacket over you tighter. “Just a little, it’s pretty late and I’m kind of tired that’s why.” You said, brushing it off. He landed the drone on the ground next to him and quickly slipped off his jacket, draping it over your shoulders. You blushed, looking away slightly and Yeosang smiled. 

“It is getting pretty late. Let’s go back inside, drink something warm and go to bed.” 

San: 

It was just a such colorfull narration but you were hooked, wanting to know how the book ends, desperately. But you just absolutely couldn’t keep it together the way San was dramatically reading to you. “This is supposed to be such a serious moment.” You pouted and he started laughing, clearing his throat because of the voices he was making. “I’m sorry.” He smiled, placing a bookmark between the pages. 

“It’s late anyways, should we go to bed?” He asked, running his fingers through your hair. “It’s funny of you to assume that I can sleep with this ending being wide open.” You looked him in the eyes and he smiled. He adjusted the way he sat, laying his head on your lap and handing you the book. 

“Yeah I knew you wouldn’t give in that easily. How about you read it to me then?”

Mingi: 

The resturaunt was now closed yet still filled with laughter. Mingi’s mom was showing you a bunch of pictures Mingi when he was in highschool and you couldn’t help but laugh. Sure you had some good embarrassing moments but those were for a different time. “Ahh, mom stop.” He laughed, tightening his arm around you. 

“Why? This is so fun.” You smiled and he sighed, reaching over to grab a piece of eel off of the grill. “Yes son, this is fun.” His mom said, pulling out more pictures of her son. MIngi sighed deeply, but couldn’t help but smile at how happy you looked as you scrolled through his past. He leaned over and tucked his face into your neck, endearingly. 

“This is fine but when we visit your parents, I’m looking through all of the pictures.” 

Wooyoung: 

Wooyoung had invited you to spend the weekend with his family and you weren’t going to say no, you absolutely loved his family. Considering it was a special occasion, Kyungmin was allowed to stay up with you guys and you were absolutely destroying both guys in board games. 

“Y/N won again!” Kyungmin said, pouting towards Wooyoung. “I know, they must be cheating.” Wooyoung said, locking eyes with you and sticking his tongue out at you. You rolled your eyes before scooting closer to him and he quickly moved away. “I don’t sit with cheaters.” He joked, picking up his little brother and moving away from you quickly.  You gasped dramatically and ran after them, sparking giggles through out the living room. 

“Nooo, Kyungmin runnnn the cheater is coming!” 

Jongho: 

“Okay if Wooyoung had to choose between BTS and Ateez what do you think he would do?” You jokingly asked, the plastic spoon tucked between your lips. You watched Jongho scoop some ice cream out of the carton and he paused at your question. “This is sad but I honestly don’t know. You’d think the choice would be clear.” He laughed, eating the ice cream and wrapping an arm around you.

Sure, the curb in front of the 7eleven wasn’t an ideal spot for any other situation, but for a midnight snack it was perfect. “Now if you had to choose between ice cream and me, what would you chose?” Jongho smiled cheekily and you just shook your head. “I think the choice is obvious isn’t it...” You started, quickly snatching the ice cream from his lap. “The ice cream of course.” He clutched his chest in feigned pain and you leaned over kissing his cheek. “You’re a close second though.” 

“You’re just saying that because I bought the ice cream.” 

A/N: So I’m a day late but that’s okay! I hope you enjoyed and I wish Ateez so many more years. 

[faorism]

needing the au to drop wherein i can commit to writing a historical au,, because since i first watched the db cooper job my mind went straight to OT3! OT3! OT3! (unlike with the van gogh job, since i aint playing with that fucking lieutenant)

one day maybe one dayyyyy i will sit down and i will write the ot3 into that episode's story. so, it'll be the backgrounds for the characters in the flashback (so, stephanie ritter, steve reynolds, and reggie wilkins), but with the necessary personality adjustments (parker, eliot, and hardison respectively). basically, vintage ot3 with some hot as hell aesthetics and secrets and avoiding as much as possible producing copraganda.

so. my thoughts. what i see happening. and this got super long so im throwing this under a cut. and for ease i will call them by their modern day canon names except when making a point.

first, general thoughts about the characters.

and so: steve to eliot. nothing much here on the surface. eliot still volunteers, too much an indoctrinated white man to have been forcibly drafted. so its still one man gone to war. one man come back. eliot would had been noticed early in training for his ability to pick shit up, and they teased at maybe sending him to a special unit. maybe they do, or maybe they don't because they just need to funnel fuckers to the jungle. the vietnam invasion was a terrorist imperialist venture and there's no romanticizing from me about anything done being at all valorous or special or brother-in-arms'y. and eliot commits war crimes under the american stars and stripes instead of just to keep moreau's champaign running. but also maybe moreau is eliot's superior. he certainly would have been rewarded for this ruthlessness. (eliot of course strove to impress moreau because there aint an eliot spencer who wasn't that man's dog at some point, i!!!! dont make the rules). eliot's friend died and eliot's gone off to carry out his wishes and moreau lets him because he Knows eliot is gonna come back. whether its to come back to the same squad, or follow him into deeper spy shit for the military, or to fuck off and go private. then eliot meets parker.

now. stephanie to parker. beth plays normal so well im mad at her, but there's something edgy and strategic about stephanie that i think parker can grab onto. i feel that maybe she was kind of a thief still, but there's more realism to this world so archie wasnt a super secret spy with lasers to practice with, but just a guy with sticky fingers whos a little bored and wants a protege. parker is good really good at what she does, and not having to deal with lasers makes me easy. but she's into scams that are less grifts and more Catch Me If You Can slight of hands. she's always looking for easy money (she was into lifting cars at one point! literally she follows where the crime is). she's doing something in an airport and someone tries to recruit her as a flight attendant because she's got the Look. and yall, flight attendants? that shit was like being a model and an astronaut and a time traveler back then. and according to a teacher i had, who once worked as in the f.a. union, those ladies back in the day were rad and queer and free spirited and runnnnning shit. i think, yes, it's a Job which i think we might resist placing parker into. but! of the jobs, at the time, i really see her rocking it during the time period. (also come on, the opportunities to swindle distracted people of their shit would be endless. they would just think they dropped their stuff in the airport! not that it was stolen.)

finally, reggie to alec. i think hardison will be the hardest to translate. even tho i admittedly listen to a lot of true crime podcasts, i dont know much about fbi life and also definitely don't know about it historically. part of me desperately wants to put him somewhere else even if it does have to stay within the fbi. i might cheat and make him like a Q(uartermaster) to 007/00s like in james bond, and he's like UGH this is horrible god i hate working for the fbi but they will give me funding so...... anyway, here's this totally cool [radio term]. that said, if hardison is stuck in the fbi, why he ends up there is that he is a fucking savant when it comes to research and the man can put together a presentation like no one else. that white man gets all the credit for profiling but it was hardison who goddamn was the google of the microfilm days. reggie felt super square but that might be because he had to deal with mcsweeties db cooper shit day in and day out for years. hardison is more himself. and definitely still a nerd. alec would be into dime fantasy novels and comics and ham radios and oh god he also would be into star trek like the original star trek as it came out and he would be into the zines yes! yessss. omg. also he plays a mean arcade cabinet. but he's mostly well adjusted but lonely. his colleagues dont appreciate him because fbi esp during that time were fucking wilding out and racist as hell aaaaaand im sorry im srry im trying so hard to have fbi hardison make sense but also! acab. ANYWAY.

second, the relationship

i think it would be fun to play with what it means to have parker/eliot start off first and bring in hardison afterwards. (if white collar is your thing, it would be like this canon divergent ot3 fic wherein peter burke is the last to join in.) i feel they would be Super Intense esp since they are carrying this big ass secret. kind of broken and dysfunctional and there's the passion and the commitment, but i think there's also a tenderness that's super hard for them to achieve? and i think there's a way that hardison plays such an important part in who they are and how they are. like, sure i think parker/eliot would have joy but they won't have levity. they would have compassion but they won't have gentleness.

eliot meets hardison after being recruited by nate. i think they get close because while nate and eliot have an interesting and compelling mentorship/friendship, nate is still eliots superior; sometimes its nice to complain about your boss, as hardison will say to eliot to try to make friends. i think hardison and eliot would become legit friends and not just work buddies because they are just not cut out of the same cloth as the rest of their colleagues. they grab beers after work. after hard days, hardison cajoles eliot into going to the arcade. they are friends. real real truly deep best friends, in a way hardison didn't think he could have with a fed and eliot didnt think he would have after his friend died. but also? they are like "buds" who are buds who are desperately tryna to cross any lines because there's a.... tension? an UST between them they dont know what to do with.

parker meets eliot by way of a "lets have my friend for dinner, he's a blast." and immediately immediately hardison is like... wow this woman is beautiful but like, really attracted to her personality. and parker things hardison is kinda dorky but cute dorkie? anyway, they have a puppy love situation growing. and it keeps growing until bam. eliot and parker are like. are we into alec???? fuck we are aren't we.

i think stephanie and steve would never tell reggie (even if somehow they were to be a thing). but parker and eliot? hell yeah they tell hardison. eventually. after a while. sooner than maybe they should. the tension if they should say something is one of the things that build up as UST between them for so long; parker and eliot know they are carrying this huge thing. two huge things. eliot being db cooper and also their massive crush on him.

if i could control myself to stick to a pwp, it would be another christmas. maybe the christmas nine (more?) years down the road. the damn snow grounded hardison's flight back to his nana's, and parker and eliot hear this and invite him over. the egg nog gets flowing and parker eventually is like,, fuck this. and comes onto hardison. and hardison would be like wow wow what but... idk, free love and swinging were In The Thoughts And Minds Of The People. he still checks in with eliot who is like. her body, man; i aint gonna tell her what to do. and for a sec hardison is like, man is this a cuck situation? i guess i can be for it but also...... aint mad if i aint alone. and eliot is so grateful and idk. i just want them all to be happy and having fun and no one to be left out. and yeah i am kinda brushing over a lot of the racial politics which, in a more developed fic rather than a pwp, would definitely need to be brought in; but idk that needs to just be in the bedrock of whatever plot is going into this.

it takes a lot of maneuvering of their lives but they make it work and eventually hardison is a keeper of eliot's secret too.

(apart from the historical aspect, another reason i probably won't actually write this is because i know myself. i would want to do worldbuilding. i would follow eliot and alec to their jobs, but i wouldnt want to write outright copaganda. the grit/realism i would be comfortable with would take a level of research i dont think i can commit to. but if someone wants to take this up or if you figure out a way around this issue, pls do i wont be mad)

[dotthings]

Okay SPN 15.04, here we go, where I feel weirdly self-conscious about posting a meta post about an ep that had so much meta on itself and now I’m going to write meta about it, so it’s meta on meta on meta, while I’m having my feelings.

THAT COLD OPEN HOLY CRAP DIRECTOR JENSEN. As a director Jensen always pulls out warm performances from actors and he’s a really kinetic director too. That opening fight sequence I held my breath for a lot of it. 

BENNY OH NOES IT’S BENNY (this must be the character Jensen said was one of his favorites and the actor came back to set for one day to do it). “I’ll see you on the other side, brother.” Thanks so MUCH, spn, I thought I was over this and then you come in and reopen that and now I’ve got feelings gdi. Benny was a good friend to Dean. My heart hurts. 

Ohshitohshitohshitohshit demon blood Sam. Noooooo. And he kills Dean. I can never erase these images from my mind, thanks a LOT spn. 

Just a nightmare of Sam’s except no probably not given Sam’s god-wound, so wow this maybe happens on one of Chuck’s other worlds, that’s fine, oh that’s okay I’m fiiiiine, it’s fine. *covers face*

So we have a flip on early S14 here where Dean was turtling to cope with his trauma which is a healthy thing to do but hiding from the world wasn’t going to fix anything so Sam coaxes him out with a hunt. Dean coaxes Sam out with a hunt only I don’t think hunting works for Sam the same way, it’s not Sam’s mental comfort food the way it is for Dean, but still I appreciate the mirroring there.

Sam’s struggling with Rowena’s death and I think those horrific AU nightmare visions aren’t helping much either, but it’s clear he’s feeling the loss. Her loss, all the recent losses.

Dean trolls Sam with real bacon, which seems like Dean is maybe trying to cheer Sam up by pranking him and trying to cheer himself up via food pranks. Dean has quite the case of the munchies in this ep. 

I noticed almost every scene Dean is snacking or drinking from his flask. How’s that whole “Cas walked out and left apparently for good” working out for you Dean, wow, you’re suspiciously chipper while stuffing your face and drinking and Not Talking About It. Did Sam and Dean talk about where’s Cas? Who knows, the ep didn’t mention it, hey SPN you needed a Cas mention, OH WAIT THE EP IS GOING TO CALL ME OUT FOR SAYING THAT.

Seriously though, this is very Dean MO, and I have thoughts about his mood in this ep and how Cas’s absence was felt, and what it means, I’ll get to that later, but even before the last scene Impala talk, I was thinking Cas is a reminder of pain--and no it’s not all about Dean’s anger at Cas, it’s not because Dean is angry at Cas. Cas is a reminder of some things Dean just isn’t coping with very well and part of the problem is Dean cares so much. 

So Dean’s snacking and drinking and Sam is feeling the weight of them knowing all the scary things out there while people go on obliviously with their lives and I’m not sure if Sam is envying them or Sam is feeling some existential angst about the state of the world, how people can go about their lives unaware there are real monsters ready to pounce and tear their lives to shreds. And feeling the weight of the job they do in every bone of his body. Sam’s in a dark headspace.

Ok I admit I was not thrilled to see Becky again given her previous episodes and role. SPN’s later in-canon fan characters were much more nuanced and successful and respectful depictions of fans. But as with many other things, this era of SPN is revisiting some things to move them forward in a different way than before, and subvert some things that needed subverting and Becky has had--wait for it--character development. How about that.

Yes, Becky, run, you do not want anything to do with Chuck. Run, Becky run. I’m rooting for her now. RUNNNN.

Along with finding a more constructive way of channeling her interest in the Winchesters’ lives, and having a satisfying fandom creative life and a full life of her own, Becky has funko pops of Sam, Dean, and Cas. LOL. I see you spn. 

Dean, still with the case of the munchies. So this is like the eating a whole pint of ice-cream after a break-up, only Dean does it with junk food while hunting vampires.

I enjoyed this conversation between Becky and Chuck about writing immensely. Becky is actually right. Speaking myself as someone who’s suffered from writers block for a while, it’s miserable, and not writing just perpetuates the cycle. You feel cut off from an important part of yourself. And--oh here we go getting meta within meta--I find writing meta on SPN a positive outlet. 

“Writing is writing.” Damn Becky’s takedown of Chuck’s derisiveness about fanfic was sizzling and oh excuse me Chuck, what is it you think you were doing with those Supernatural books about your favorite story. Even though he’s the creator, I know. But still. Also seems to be a sly comment on how male-authored “fanfic” based on someone else’s characters or historical characters gets to be professionally published novels and nobody wants to admit it’s fanfic but it is, but women write fanfic and women write novels based on someone else’s characters or historical figures and it gets derided. 

Did not expect commentary celebrating the creativity and validity of fanwork of women in particular an episode of SPN, especially not with Becky of all people, but here we are. 

Uhhhh is Chuck writing this episode, as it happens? I am seriously uneasy now. What is going on. What is real. Which is what I think Dean is going through because of Chuck and OUCH the Winchesters think they’re free but they’re not but also they are their own people and Chuck isn’t controlling them but it’s like he’s still making the framework?? Or would this case just be happening on his own and Perez is just messing with our heads in this script right now.

Oh damn because this ep wasn’t sadness enough now here we go with the Jack parallels. ��I can’t control this.” “I’m a monster.” “I killed someone I love.” Parents doing anything to save their out of control teenage kid or does he need to be killed, so the parents are Cas, while Sam and Dean are Dean. 

Interesting that Dean lowered the gun and didn’t kill Jack, but tells Sam they would do that for Jack if it was necessary. You didn’t, though, Dean. You couldn’t go through with it any more than those distressed parents of the vampire teen.

Becky is voicing various non-dire fan complaints here, every lane of the fandom is being gently called out right now. Hahaha including lack of Cas mentions in an ep that pointedly is not!Mentioning Cas because it’s not a mistake there’s actually reasons for that which is just lampshading how much Dean is pointedly Not Going to Talk About Cas. 

“Where they sit around doing laundry and talk” -- again every lane of the fandom should feel very called out right now. Seriously, fandom lanes that hate each other’s guts all have that common factor of craving more domesticity, and would like to see the laundry ep of SPN and for many, it has better include Cas, or we’re working through our need for this via fanfics or fanart. Even Jared and Jensen have expressed interest in a “Winchesters do the laundry” kind of episode. 

But here’s the thing--here’s the thing about SPN...it depicts domesticity. In small bits of pieces. Even in this ep there’s domesticity. SO HA. It’s not that SPN is against depictions of domesticity, it’s definitely in the toolset of its storytelling, to give the characters more layers, to make their lives seem more real, but there needs to be mostly an action plot because that’s the genre so they mostly kill monsters and we only get nibbles of domesticity.

Becky and Chuck arguing about Chuck’s incredibly dark story ending, after Becky criticized him for the story not having enough bite, was so interesting. While the episode’s dark story ending was actually quite well done IMO and not overdone and yes it’s bleak but it’s supposed to be. So it’s not that sad is always terrible writing, no. It isn’t. But its overuse has been a raging hot topic in spn fandom for years and SPN is a hopeful narrative as well as a bleak one. Overuse of loss of hope and misery can hurt the story, causes a number of fans to become desensitized and lose their emotional engagement for it (which has happened to be at a couple of points in SPN’s long run). So that conversation interested me a great deal, yes it did.

So.....SPN had its current biggest of the biggest of ultimate big bads, the ultimate power God himself, the author, and made him the enthusiast for overuse of the misery pr0n like that’s the only smart way to tell a story. The season’s big bad villain is a misery porn enthusiast.

I’m just gonna....sit here and absorb that for a moment.

Oh and this while all the PR for the show keeps warning us about how sad this story is and how bleak the ending will be, not a happy ending show. Are they warning us? Are they trolling us and misdirecting? Because they made their villain a misery pr0n fanboy and this intelligent, self-aware positive depiction of Becky the fan taking him to task for it. 

I feel like could be headed for every story needs its darkness and its light, you need the darkness to appreciate the light, and you need some light or the story is less meaningful. We’ll see.

“I’m a writer,” says Chuck and then takes away everyone Becky loves and then unmakes Becky. This is a purposeful depiction of a writer creator as a sadist. It’s a diabolical reversal on the Stephen King’s Misery scenario. Becky played the deranged fangirl in the past, who kidnaps an object of obsession, now she’s the victim of the deranged sadistic writer who breaks into her home, destroys her life, and then effectively kills her because of his own obsession with making Sam and Dean wretchedly miserable because he thinks that’s the only way to make the story exciting.

*blinks*

In the last scene, oh thanks Sam, for vocalizing the Jack connection. 

Hey Dean, that’s really a nice speech and yes Sam did give you a great pep talk but Sam wasn’t the only one who told you what you did still has meaning. This is like 15.01 where Dean is pointedly erasing Cas again despite Cas very obviously having done something Dean refuses to acknowledge. In 15.01 it was Dean leaving Cas out of his us vs the forces of evil speech to Sam, despite Cas having spent most of the ep shooting ghosts in the face and saving Sam’s life twice. Sam and Cas both have given Dean pep talks about the meaning of what they do but only Sam pulled Dean out of it...uhhh yeah that’s not writer error or canon ignoring Cas. That’s Dean trying to push Cas out of his mind. Something there hurts so much Dean isn’t dealing with it right now.

As I said, as I’ve been saying, it’s not so much that Dean is that angry at Cas. It’s not just about Mary. Or about Cas keeping things from him. Although those are all valid reasons for Dean’s hurt and anger. Dean seems to be afraid or hurt over more than that. And his love for Cas, IMO, is part of why this is weighing so heavily. What does he fear. I think it’s connected to the whole existential crisis about Chuck. What if none of this is real. I’ve talked about that in other posts, if none of this is real, if Dean still doubts, then what if what’s between him and Cas isn’t real, what if Cas doesn’t really care about him because none of it real. 

Dean valiantly puts a brave face on things here, they keep going, they keep fighting for the sake of those they lost, no matter what, “keep putting one foot in front of the other.” Which makes sense. That’s how you honor those you’ve lost. It’s just that I don’t think Dean has really reached that. He is Not Dealing with an awful lot of stuff here. And we have seen again and again how hard Dean reels from losing loved ones.  So what’s going on with Dean here. This is a healthy concept, but not if Dean is just whistling past the graveyard again. This might look like character development except look at what’s been going on with Dean. How deeply losing Mary, losing Jack affected him. The impact of those losses needs to be acknowledged and dealt with in order to truly move on and move forward. It’s like Dean is voicing a healthy outlook but isn’t actually experiencing it. I think Dean is posturing because if he lets all the hurt it right now, it will devour him.

There’s also the part where Sam and Dean have in the past displayed a lack of ability to just keep on keeping on if they lose each other, so they used to sell their souls, or violate the other one’s wishes and autonomy, or let the darkness free, but we’ve also seen them let each other go, and “keep putting one foot in front of the other.” Sam and Dean have done both ways with each other. Dean didn’t exactly just keep on keeping on no problem when Cas died at the end of S12.

Sam voices the other side of things, he can’t just move on right now. He’s feeling all the losses. They’ve piled up and piled up and it’s crushing him. Sam says he "can’t breathe” at times. He brings up Jessica, a loss he suffered 14 years ago. 

So Sam and Dean are airing the two aspects of loss and grief on SPN. One the one hand, you don’t just give up and quit because of loss. Honor who you’ve lost and keep on fighting. But losses are deeply felt, and it’s not all okay either. Sam and Dean don’t just shrug off these losses because they have each other. That’s not how this works. They need more than just each other and SPN is increasingly having more and more open dialogue about all of this.

S15 so far has been so much about the impact losing people they love has on Sam and Dean, and why their isolation isn’t a good thing. 

And there’s Chuck, the big bad, typing away to add more misery. Because Chuck gets off on giving them loved ones and taking them away, over and over and this isn’t presented as a good thing or a satisfying thing or a desirable thing or a celebration of anything. 

[stephanogabanna]

There’s always this internal war going on inside of me. A big portion of me just wants to runnnn away as fast as I can to protect myself, my heart and my mind. Sometimes I just want to fall w/o asking for permission bc I know they will catch me. But will they really? Maybe maybe not ... I’ve fell in the past and no one caught me, that was my fault tho. Maybe I’m in my head too much...

[grandmasterofwangxiancultivation]

MDZS ch.83

MAYDAY MAYDAY CH 83 IS OUT AND OUR LIVES ARE AT RISK DKXGZJHXJXUSJS omg omg BREATH HANJI. BREATH.

*takes a deep breath* this is the chapter, guys. The chapter of that freaking spoiler. I'm gonna enjoy it all the same.

EDIT:

The second ‘siege’ could indeed be recorded in history. However, instead of being its scale or number of deaths, it’d be because it was the most pointless, laughable event of the cultivation world.

If you had succeeded, breaking you all would have been a pleasure :)

EDIT 2:

Wei WuXian knew at once. The closest ‘safe place’ to Yiling was the area of the YunmengJiang Sect. He asked, “So you intend on going to Lotus Pier next?”

Lan QiRen was vigilant, “Why do you ask?”

Wei WuXian, “Nothing. I just wanted to ask if I could go along.”

Sect Leader Yao warned, “Wei WuXian! You did a good deed today, but those are two separate things. Please understand that it’s impossible for us to associate with you.”

SOMEONE STOPS ME BECAUSE IF MY HANDS GET AROUND THOSE NECKS I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE FOR TALKING LIKE THIS TO MY WWX

HE FREAKING SAVED YOU PATHETIC LIVES, YOU ASSHOLES

EDIT 3:

Everyone knew that Sect Leader Jiang, the one whom Wei WuXian turned against, hated him the most. They all thought that their negotiation would fall through.

Yet, he only let out a bitter laugh, “So you dare go back to Lotus Pier?”

I need these two idiots to talk everything out. JIANG CHENG STOP BEING JIANG CHENG FOR ONE MINUTE AND TALK WITH YOUR BROTHER.

Wwx back at lotus pier gives me too many feels I'm gonna die for sure

EDIT 4:

One of the boys commented, “Heavens, it’s so shaky that it feels like there’s a storm in my stomach. Hey, SiZhui-xiong, you’re throwing up as well? Aren’t you from Gusu? It’s not like you’re from the North. Why are you even more seasick than I am?!”

*screams incoherently*

GUYS GUYS GUYS WHAT GUSU. WHAT GUSU HE IS NOT FROM GUSU *hysterical laugh* I'm jumping on my chair and I just need it to come out in the open. Can someone say the truth to this beautiful boy, my sizhui djcysjcush

EDIT 5:

Just as he was about to throw up some more, he suddenly saw a dark silhouette hanging onto the part of the boat below the rail, half of its body submerged inside the river’s water, staring straight at him.

(Omg WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RUN BABY RUNNNN)

[...] Just as he pressed down onto the hilt of his sword, he looked carefully and exclaimed, “The Ghost…”

Inside of the cabin, as Jin Ling heard this, he immediately rushed out with his sword, “A ghost? Where? I’ll kill it for you!”

(ZHUILING GUYS. ZHUILING. OMG THESE TWO, THESE TWOOOOOO. JIN LING SAY "I'lL kIlL iT fOr YoU" dkxujsxyusyxejdhxiek YES YES JUST Y E S-)

Lan SiZhui, “Not a ghost—the Ghost General!”

(WEN NING BLESS YOUR SOUL MY LOVE PLS EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO SIZHUI. also I'm laughing so hard at the mental image of wen ning clinging at the side of the boat bfjshxjdhd)

EDIT 6:

“Pfft!”

“JingYi, what are you laughing about?”

Lan JingYi, “Look at him. He is clinging onto the boat without moving at all, almost like a big, oblivious sea turtle!”

(SAME, BABY. SAME. ME AND JINGYI HAVE THE SAME REACTIONS, MY BOY.)

[...] Lan JingYi, “What is there to be scared of? It is not like you have not seen him before!”

(THE VOICE OF REASON. WEN NING AND JINGYI BROTHERHOOD. I'M HONESTLY CRYING AT HOW PURE MY SON IS GOOD JOB BABE)

EDIT 7:

Wen Ning stared at Lan SiZhui’s face as he walked toward him. Lan SiZhui noticed that he was here for him. He steadied himself as Wen Ning asked, “Wh-What is your name?”

(I AM SCREAMING. I AM SCREAMING SO MUCH MY THROAT HURTS. I'M CRYING AS WELL. I JUST NEED WEN NING TO KNOW HE IS NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD AND FOR SIZHUI TO REMEMBER AND REALISE BOTH WHO HIS BLOOD AND NOT-BLOOD FAMILIES ARE.)

EDIT 8: sizhui saying his name is lan yuan is breaking me

EDIT 9:

Dead people had no expressions, but Lan SiZhui was under the illusion that he thought he saw Wen Ning’s eyes light up.

He also thought that Wen Ning was feeling very excited, so excited that he stammered as he spoke. He himself began to feel excited as well, as though they were about to reveal a secret hidden for years.

Oh gods in the universe spare me.

EDIT 10:

"You really look like a distant relative of mine"

Szjahdiudicishcoshcoshxodhd WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY HEART RN THIS IS SO SWEET AND SAD AND BEAUTIFUL AND PURE AND PLS PLS GIVE THESE BABES A JOY. PLS LET THEM HUG AND TALK ABOUT FAMILY AND JUST GIVE THEM THIS. GIVE THEM THIS PLS, I NEED IT AS WELL *sobs*

Also, lan wangji parenting is- *finds no good enough words in the dictionary*

And sizhui correcting himself and calling him mr.wen? This boy. This boy is so gentle and his soul is so shiny and beautiful.

EDIT 11:

For something, watching the ‘Ghost General’, a deeply sour sense of familiarity rose up amid Lan SiZhui, along with a blurry thought—he seemed to have seen this face some place, some time ago. It seemed that there was a name that almost broke through some sort of a barrier. If he said the name out loud, many other things would resurface as well, and he’d understand everything.

BABY YES PLS REMEMBER ABOUT BIG BROTHER XIAN AND LWJ AND GRANNY AND WEN QING AND WEN NING AND ALL THE OTHERS PLS THE MEMORY YOUR FAMILY IS STILL THERE

EDIT 12:

But at this point, Lan SiZhui saw Jin Ling, who stood at the side.

(Shit. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SH-)

After some silence, Wen Ning changed his wording, “Young Master Jin Ling?”

(of course of frEAKING COURSE CUTE, SWEET SCENES CAN'T LAST FOR SHIT IT THIS NOVEL my boy, my jl, calm down babe I know you want to hurt him I know baby just-)

Lan SiZhui, “Young Master Jin…”

Jin Ling, “Move to the side. It’s none of your business.”

But Lan SiZhui somehow felt that it definitely wouldn’t be none of his business. He went over and put himself between the two, “Jin Ling, put your sword away fir-”

Jin Ling was feeling tense anyway. His sight being blocked, he couldn’t help but shouted, “Don’t stop me!”

He reached out and pushed. 

(OMG PLS NoOo BABE DON'T TAKE IT OUT OF SIZHUI I WANNA HUG ALL OF THEM THIS ANGST IS NOT WHAT I WANTED WHY WhYyYy

But SiZhui going from a more formal "young master ling" to "jin ling" how should I not ship them god sizhui a blessing

Also pls don't gang up against jl pls he has every right to feel like that my boy, just don't-)

EDIT 13:

Wen Ning saw that Lan SiZhui’s complexion was pale. Anxious, he blurted, “Young Master Jin, come at me. Wen Ning will not resist. But A- Young Master Lan Yuan…”

WeN nInG pLs-

(He stopped himself from calling him a-yuan guys I surrender. I can't read anymore. I'm dying)

EDIT 14 (i'm sorry this shit is getting so long-):

I knew it would come to this. I KNEW IT. DON'T GANG UP AGAINST JIN LING DON'T YOU EVER DARE. I need jin ling happy with ppl that loves him you're not alone, sizhui and jingyi love you, you have friends, you even have wwx, you're not alone babe-

EDIT 15:

Seeing the two, Lan SiZhui felt that no matter what difficulties he faced, he could overcome them no matter what, beaming, “HanGuang-Jun! Senior Wei! Come over here!”

FAMILY VIBES. I HAVE BEEN THIRSTY FOR THESE FAMILY VIBES SINCE CH 74. I NEED MORE OF THIS I NEED CH 84 NOW. N O W

[khaleesiofalicante]

Game of Thrones S8E05 Thoughts

Okay so Varys is snitching. Shocker.

Ohhhhh the little birds are back. Also is this child labor?

Omg he doesn't want the fucking metal chair. Let him be, Varys!

Omg Dany looks sooooo sad :(

It was a mistake - I feel like Tyrion has been saying this a lot.

Okay that execution was unnecessarily dramatic. Also why does Jon have to watch this shit?

Both Dany and Greyworm need bereavement counseling. Poor things.

Leave Sansa out of this!!!

CONSENT OMG CONSENT DANY

Tyrion has been having a bad...year at work.

Arya still ain't taking shit from random soldiers. Queen.

Tyrion failing miserably at learning a new language is a big mood tbh.

Jaime in chains. Haven't we done this already?

You dumbass. You didn't cover your hand?

Run away with Cersei?? That's a horrible idea!!!

THIS LANNISTER BROTHERS SCENE GOT ME OKAY I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH

I really dig the golden company's battle outfit. Those pants look comfy.

Bye bye iron fleet.

Bye bye golden company? That was easy...

NO I liked the Strickland guy!!

Cersei sweetie. I'm so sorry your men would choose their lives over their murderous queen.

Thank you, Jaime. Finally the bells!!!

DANY NO DON'T DO IT HOE

GREYWORM NO

Gawd Jon just wants to go home. Get the fuck back everyone.

Omg is that man seriously trying to rape her? Wtf.

Ugh Euron fuck off.

JAIME NO FUCK NOT BY EURON NOT BY EURON PLEASE DON'T DIE

I cannot accept that Cersei caved. Where is the woman who faced death in the eyes during the battle of the Blackwater??

Arya child. No. Yeah go home. Mission abort. Retreat. I repeat. Retreat.

I think that's the first time I heard someone call him Sandor :(

CLEGANE BOWL SUCKERZ

Lol Qyburn just got yeeted to death.

WTF JAIME NO THIS IS TOXIC SHIT NO BABY GET AWAY FROM HER

Arya run girl run idk where tho but runnnn

Okay this is giving me Oberyn PTSD

What did Qyburn do yall? This thing ain't dying!!

Holy shit wildfire. Yes Jon fall back. Go the fuck back to Winterfell.

Thank the gods Arya is still alive.

Oh no. Not that short haired lady!!!

FUCK JAIME NO

TOO LATE NOW CERSEI

OKAY FUCKING NO JAIME LANNISTER DESERVED A BETTER DEATH THAN THIS FUCK THIS

Are you serious? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? NO NO AND NO.

Okay that scene with the horse was super chilling...

BUT YEAH FUCK THIS SHIT

JAIME AND DANY DESERVED BETTER THAN THIS YALL

FUCK. THIS.