#Let the men simp

[plaidwearinghunters]

[anonymocha]

finally coming out as a dyke in 2023 is realizing i dont need to pretend to simp that Guy just because everyone else in my friend group does

[jujutsustraycats]

I realize I have a very specific type in people thanks to Karasu

[sharky-the-idiot]

devsis you're making me gay stop it

[sailoraquila]

I get the Old Man Yaoi from OPLA but am I the only one thirsting over Chef Zeff???

[fictionalmenruinedmylife]

How come no one told me about this masked,mountain of a man, who is riddled with social anxiety. and he is Austrian!!

Why did I found out about him when I bought Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 .

I think call of duty knows what they are doing lol they said we'll baby girl him for you lol

[minicorruptprogram]

Well uh.

I think I have a new hyperfixation.

Him................

I am down BAD for him, someone help, I'm literally obsessed already, and I only just started playing Error143 YESTERDAY. IT SHOULDN'T TAKE SUCH LITTLE TIME TO ROPE ME IN LIKE THAT???????

I need Micah Yujin, I love him sm, my favorite goober, he's so silly..........

[luffysprincess]

Someone tell me why I dreamt of diluc of all people. WHY COULDNT IT BE ONE OF MY FAVES INSTEAD??

[ja3yun]

planning the next big series...did someone say enemies to lovers?? 👀

[honeykaes]

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up omfg

I just randomly pulled on standard after upgrading Dehya and

:,) this is my final constellation for Kaeya 🤍

[renard-dartigue]

Fellas I didn't sleep last night. I wasn't feeling sleepy so I turned on my night table light and started reading a book.

Next thing I new its 7 am and I got work a 9. Thankfully I work remotely for now so I won't need to drive.

I think I might have gotten on Sleep's bad side.

[teabutmakeitazure]

chrollo has the ego and confidence of a much taller man, 5'10 and acting like this...i wear 6 inch heels and its over for him

I'm 5 8 so if i get on my tip toes I could out-height him. He should be thankful he's built with bricks instead of skin because if I get my hands on a pair of heels he's getting stabbed with the heel while being repeatedly called short. 5 10 isn't short but Chrollo is

[ciphersbabygirl]

Thinking about Arabic men.....ough.....God damn.......<3

[justalildumpling]

sometimes im like about to text my online moots being like “yo u wanna go out friday night” and realise…

ah. right.

[whispers-of-lilith]

💀💀 the things I would let them do to me fjkshdjsj

[Art by musasabiop]

[itskeej]

Well, personalities. Soap is young head strong and passionate, he certainly loves his job and is ready to fight. Like everyone else he's a great aim but also just a fun guy who likes to make a lot of jokes. He's bit of a Scottish tease and can lose his temper. Ghost has to reign him in a bit. He's bit of a German Shepherd.

Ghost seems like big edgy guy and to a degree he is but he's also like so caring about his team. He has this dry sort of humour that helps keep people focused and calm. A bit morbid. He's totally self aware and plays into his whole 'persona'. Is an actual huge nerd. "are you afriad of the dark?" Actual quote like SHUT UP LOL

Price is the glue that keeps everyone together. He's interesting because he's really not afriad to get dirty and illegal if he thinks it will help. He's pretty gruff but heart of gold. He's old and tired someone give this man a holiday.

Gaz is heart of gold like Price but also a bit darker. He can see what needs to be done and normally is very focused and knows what needs to be done. He's a bit cheeky in the field and probably has the best sniping level in MW2 (the level design goes hard in MW2 ngl) he develops quite a bit of the two games and is who I would consider to be 'the main character'

Graves is casual southern American. He doesn't like rules or restrictions and takes a casual approach to everything. His PMC while it does has order, everyone uses their first names and is very informal. (In one of the levels you can actually hear them call out their friends names when they die it's a very nice attention to detail) The man likes money but is also kinda a dudebro, he loves his little guys.

Laswell is the Miss Pauline of the game. She's got a hot unshown wife and is pretty done with the world. She's always cleaning up people's messes and has the same sort of humour that Price has. Nothing ever goes her way and she always has to deal with it / has to babysit the team.

Valeria will cut you and you will thank her.

Honestly all the characters in the campaign are really strong and well defined. Rudy, Alejandro, Farah and Alex included.

an essay......... /pos

RICH LORE. NICE CAMPAIGN. GOOD CHARACTERS. MAYBE I WILL PLAY OTHER GAMES we'll see... wait for another sale and i'll decide then, teehee.

appreciate the time to enlighten me. im now team give price a holiday. give laswell one too as a treat.

we'll see who my brain falls victim to. i gotta like, perceive these mfs in action and then maybe they'll do something that makes me kick a desk over. i dunno. we'll see-

i love that you took time out to type all that up hehe, thank you <3 very enlightening unironically.................