#LOL he's still short circuting

[akumanoken]

@thelazyeditor

"I'm in love with you. I have been for a long time Sou-chan."

Nope, he heard it correctly. "Ah... b-but what... I thought you... you and Gozai-san were...." He had a girlfriend yeah? He was sure of it. This was... he couldn't imagine this actually... He had to sit down...

[boyapologist]

I'm on fucking FIRE this flight key what the hell. I don't think I've ever gotten so many compliments in like. my life time

[siriuslysatorusimping]

Hi kiko!

It’s one of the vulgar anons here lol! With a very non vulgar ask.

I know you’ve shared a bit about your own journey with mental health, and I know you’re not a therapist, but do you have any advice for getting out of a rut and back into a decent routine?

Your writing has been helping me through a lot lately and I really appreciate all that you give us with your work 💛

Also. Anytime you mentioned Gojo’s breeding/pregnancy kink my brain short circuts lol

Hi sweet Anon!!

I feel like I haven't heard from the vulgar anons in a while 😂 It's good to know you're still around! 😏😂

This is also such a sweet ask! I hope you're doing well, for one.

Rest below the cut!!! 😊

As for how to get out of a rut? I don't have a surefire way, but I'd say the best advice I've ever gotten is to take it in steps. Take it day by day, or hour by hour, or even minute by minute. Little changes to make sure you're not just stuck.

The saying of one step forward and x steps back is very true when it comes to mental health, but the step forward is still so important because without it, you're just moving backward. But if you at least take that step forward, eventually, you are going to see improvement. You will get better. It's slow, but you'll be grateful for it one day.

That's something I re-learned this year. I was just sitting and letting those backward steps consume me with zero steps forward. Now, I'm at least taking that one step forward before I fall back a few. I'm not better yet, but things are improving just a tiny bit.

Thank you for reading and sending sweet (and vulgar) messages! Because they genuinely do help me and I appreciate them very much 💕💕💕

Gojo's pregnancy/breeding kink, you say?? 👀👀👀

OOF. He really does have one, doesn't he 😂🥴 It's gonna be hinted at in the very first part of the Another Level epilogue, and it's gonna be hilarious. I'm super excited 😂

[thornsnvultures]

quickie ♡

Jake Jensen x fem!Reader

summary: Jake only has a few minutes with you before he has to get back to business.

warnings: oral sex, fluffy puppy Jake, I just realized this is the second fic I wrote where y/n cockwarms Jake while one of them plays video games....I'm not gonna think too hard about that and neither should you lol

Words: 800+

a/n: not beta read, if you see a mistake no you didn't 👀, reposted from my old blog, comments are much loved and appreciated!, be kind 🥺

18+ BLOG, MINORS DNI. IF YOU INTERACT AND YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR AGE VISIBLE ON YOUR BLOG YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. 18+ BLOG, MINORS DNI.

Okay but like can you imagine,

You’re sitting in bed reading a book you’ve been meaning to read for a while, finally settled in after a long day. All of a sudden your golden retriever of a boyfriend has bounced on the bed on top of you asking what you’re reading.

“Oh my god, Jake, get off!”

“What? I missed you, I’ve only got like a minute before Pooch gets back online.” He’s straddling your hips over the blanket now, holding your face in his stupidly large hands. “I’m sorry I haven’t been paying attention to you much, pretty girl, but we’ve been waiting months for this game to launch.” He’s peppering your face with kisses between words and you can’t stop laughing from the ticklish feel of his goatee on your cheeks. “It’s so cool! We got to the first boss and it was super easy for me but Pooch was totally having a hard time so you know I had to be a good friend and go back in to save his ass.” You weren’t even listening to his rambling anymore, you could feel him through his shorts and it was driving you crazy. Hell, Jake probably didn’t even notice he was half hard he was so excited telling you about what he did all day today between kisses.

“Jake!”

“Huh, what?”

“How much time?”

“Hmm?” He was lazily mouthing at your jawline, nuzzling in like he was starved for you. He hadn’t seen you all day and his body was screaming for you whether he knew it or not.

“How long until Pooch gets back?”

“Uh, like 10 or 15 minutes? Why?”

You shoved your hands down the front of his sweats and grasped his cock giving it a quick pump. Jake grunted into your neck.

“Enough time for a quickie?” You bit your lip and met his gaze.

“God yes.”

He leaned back enough to rip the blankets off your body, your book going flying off the side of the bed. His cock slipped out of your hand when he moved back but you only mourned the loss of contact with his velvety skin for a moment before he settled between your legs.

“Always have time for this pretty little pussy,” Jake murmured into the soft skin of your inner thigh as he pulled the damp fabric covering you to the side. He nuzzled your warm folds, breathing in your scent, and groaned. “So sweet, pretty girl. How’d I get so fucking lucky?”

You wanted to snap back with something witty but your brain short circuted when Jake licked a wide stripe up your soaked folds. His thumbs held you open and he didn’t waste any time working over your clit with his tongue. Punishing your bud with swirling licks and sucking hard enough to make your eyes roll back. You gripped his short locks as he brought you to the edge unbelievably fast.

“J-Jake! Oh f-fuck, feels so good, baby.”

He kept his mouth on your clit as he moved two fingers into your cunt, plunging deep. Your back arched at the sudden stretch, the burn from his thick fingers tingling up your spine. His rapid pace and the constant, cloying pressure of his mouth on your bud sent you flying, creaming over his fingers and his face.

“That’s it, honey, give it to me. So sweet, pretty girl.” His fingers slowed as your body shook, tingling in the aftershocks of your release. Jake tapped his fingers on your lips, gently knocking on your door for you to suck them clean.

“Jensen!”

“Fuck,” Jake’s head whips around in the direction of his computer in the other room. “Time’s up, pretty girl.” He turns back to you, eyes twinkling in delight when he sees you still have his fingers in your mouth. You don’t wanna let him go yet.

“I gotta go, honey, c'mon.” You can see the gears turning in that beautiful brain of his as you lay pliant under him. You know what he wants but he’s too unsure, overthinking things. So you take Jake by the hand down the hall, legs shaky under you still.

“Sit,” you push him down in his fancy gaming chair. He watches with his big, blue puppy dog eyes as you slide to the floor in front of him and pull his cock out of his sweats. “Play your little game, baby, I just wanna sit here with you.” You give his cock a quick pump and take him into your mouth. He groans and watches you mouth at his cock, not working quickly to make him cum, just enjoying the feeling of his cock in your mouth.

“Jensen?”

“Huh? Wha-I’m here, sorry.” Jake wipes his hand over his face, determined to not watch how you effortlessly take him down your throat. 

“Jesus, man, you good?”

“Y-Yeah, fine!” His voice catches when you roll his balls in the palm of your hand.

“You sure? You don’t sound so good.”

“N-No! I’m good!”

“Alright, man! Let’s pound these fuckin’ pussies!”

“Oh, Jesus…”

[dreamsfreckles]

[8:34p.m.] High Hopes

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Dream x reader

Suggestive, fluff

Dre being nervous hehe - enjoy!

“Dream...” Sapnap sighed into the phone for the upteenth time. “Just chill. Go with the flow.” Dream runs a hand through his hair stressfully, his phone held up to his right ear. “But I don’t know what to expect!” He growls in a hushed voice. “Whatever happens... Just don’t have a bad reaction.” Sapnap simplifies. “I think you’re over thinking this man, you’re probably just going to end up playing minecraft or something.” Dream sighs at his friend’s lack of good advice. “You are no help.” He groans.

Dream was sat in your bedroom, alone. You had departed from him to take a shower.

Why was Dream panicking you ask? Before you left for your shower, you may or may not have made a suggestive remark about what you were going to “do to him” once you were finished cleaning yourself up; successfully leaving Dream as a flustered mess.

You and Dream had a flirtatious friendship. This was driving him insane.

It could’ve been an accidental innuendo...

But it also could’ve meant something that is successfully making Dream’s hopes go WAY up.

“Isn’t it a little rude to leave your guest alone to take a shower?” Dream laughs nervously at Sapnap’s question, raising his arm up to rub the back of his neck. “Well..” Dream begins. “I kind of, accidentally, might’ve been the reason why she needed one in the first place..?” Dream mumbled, sounding more like a question. Sapnap’s eyebrows furrowed in confusion. He was too scared to ask what the hell Dream did. Thankfully, before Sapnap had the chance to speak, Dream began to explain.

“Okay, so, she was telling me about this one time, when Tommy called her to try and get her to be one of the embassadors of L’Manburg, and when Tommy didn’t get the answer from her that he wanted, he tried to bribe her with Tubbo’s stress relievers. This didn’t work, however, so he called Tubbo over to see if he could convince her; which was a smart move because she LOVES Tubbo. But anyway, Tubbo turned into “Big Law” and started using his Tubboat tactics to win her over and it worked. So I started laughing and then she started laughing and then that made me laugh even more because she has a very contagious laugh. And then I accidentally knocked her whiteclaw over with my elbow, and it spilled all over her lap.” Dream finished.

Sapnap immediately burst out laughing. “You-” Sapnap couldn’t contain his laughter, not being able to form coherent sentences. Dream began giggling himself, only to instantly sober up once he heard the shower turn off in the next room over. “Shit, Sapnap, I heard the shower turn off, she’s coming.” Dream stands up, panicking, not knowing what to do with himself. “Dream, weren’t you the one making fun of me for not knowing how to deal with girls? You were so cocky, but look at you now.” He pauses with a smirk. “Pussy.” Dream rolls his eyes at his so-called ‘friend.’ “Stop being an idiot.” He glares. “She’s different from the other girls I’ve known. She’s... weird.” Sapnap face shifted into a poker face. “You do realize what you sound like right now, right?” Dream facepalms. “She isn’t a dumbass Sapnap. I really don’t know how to do shit with her becuase it’s so different compared to everyone else. I can’t explain it.” Every time you and Dream are together, he feels like the best version of himself. You always have a new adventure for him to look forward to. Plus you were hot as shit and He had a MASSIVE crush on you. “It’s so weird Sapnap, its like I’ve never had a good time in my life until I met her.” Sapnap smiled in disbelief at his friend’s words. “You, Dream,” he continued. “are a simp.” Before Dream could snap back at Sapnap, the handle of your bedroom door jiggled, signaling that you were about to come in. Dream immediately ends the call with Sapnap and throws his phone on your bed in a panic.

Slauntering into your bedroom, freshly showered and dressed in one of Dream’s smile hoodies with some comfy shorts, you look up at Dream who was awkwardly standing in the middle of the room. “You good?” You start. “It looks like I just missed catching you in the act of something forbidden...” you suspect. Dream quickly shakes his head. “No! You just surprised me..” he half lies. You narrow your eyes at him, looking for any sign of dishonesty. Dream averts his eyes to the merch you’re wearing, starting to become smug with your choice of clothing. “Nice outfit.” He smirks. You let out a laugh and roll your eyes, already forgetting his weird vibes from when you first entered the room. “I won’t lie, this sweatshirt is one of my favorites.” You smile down at your hoodie, stuffing your hands in the pocket on the front. The hoodie was twice your size, giving you max comfort. Dream liked how it looked on you, it was almost like you were wearing HIS sweatshirt.

Yes, technically it is HIS merch, but it’s not actually HIS hoodie. He wanted to see you in one of his actual hoodies that he wears on a day to day basis. It would give him some sort of pride seeing you wearing his clothes. The merch was good enough, for now.

Seeing how Dream was still awkwardly standing, you directed him to sit on the edge of your bed while you sat in your desk chair. You rolled the chair away from the desk and towards the bed to sit across from him. Content with your and his positions infront of each other, you giggle at his nervous looking facial expression.

“You know I’m not mad at you, right?” You laugh.

Dream slowly nods, a little confused. “Yeah...”

“Then why are you acting like I’m going to bite you for spilling the whiteclaw?” You joke.

Dream laughs nervously. Oh. He didn’t really connect that the comment you made earlier could be because of the spill incident. “I don’t know...” he replies shyly.

“Well, chillax then.” You giggle, swatting his knee with your hand.

Dream scoffs playfully at your terminology. “Chillax?Chill and relax? Really?” You stare at him with a challenging look. “You are such a hypocrite. You have weird words too!” You retort. Dream lets out a hearty wheeze at your defense. “Like what?” He questions. Your brain short-circuts and you suddenly have no comebacks. “Uh..” you try to think of something, but ultimately have nothing. “Well!” You try to spit something out. “At least I didn’t vote for a stupid squid to be added to minecraft!” You clap back. Dream rolls his eyes playfully. “Oh, come on. That was the worst comeback I’ve ever heard come from you.” You cross your arms in defeat. “Today is an off day, your highness. I had a whiteclaw foolishly spilled all over my lap.” Dream groans in embarrassment. “I said I was sorry like a million times!” He retaliates, hunching over and covering his face with both of his hands. “I know.” You sigh, content with his reaction. “So,” you start. “What do you want to do now?” You ask him. Dream darts his head up to you from his hunched position, inwardly getting too excited for his own good.

...Then Dream realizes that your statement earlier about what you were “going to do to him” was probably a joking threat from the whiteclaw spillage. His face heats up from the memory. He can be so dumb sometimes. “Uh... I don’t know. What do you want to do?” He peers at you, lost of any hope he had before.

You smirk at him with mischief. You knew what you said earlier. You wanted to see if he would get riled up. News flash: he did.

“Hmmm..” you hum aloud, giving him a look that would make his knees buckle if he was standing up. “I have an idea of what we could do...” you stood softly from your chair and stepped closer to him, causing him to look up at you from the edge of the bed.

I guess you could say Dream was fucked right about now.

Literally

IM JOKING

LOL HOPE YOU ENJOYED

Made this one very suggestive lol, I thought it would be funny

Sorry for any typos! This sat in my drafts for a while, I didn’t know where to take it hehe

[redxblueihateloveyou]

I wrote this just cause I noticed, I wasn’t the only one thinking about this happening. Tagging @rinmatsuokatrash, I know it’s not exactly what you wanted and I’m not a writer, but I know you were thinking about it, too <3  And yeah, I totally agree with "with how oblivious Rin is I feel like Haru could literally ask him to be his boyfriend, and somehow Rin would still misunderstand” post (he already told him to call, right to his face and he was still like “I really want to call him, but should I tho?” I was like “Nevermind, Einstein” lmao). But I honestly think that at one point a long time ago Rin thought that the possibilty of his feelings being requited was zero, and now he just idiotically thinks that Haru’s “I’m totally in love” face when he looks at him is meant for a tree behind him aparently *smh*

Here the link to AO3.

Just Be With Me.

Rin accidentally finds out what Hiyori said to Haru (cause I've been fucking dreaming about this since 3x04 lol). Which leads to an unexpected turn of events.

Set after arcades, but doesn't fit the canon timeline, since it's also set after Rinharu reunion and Haru isn't at camp.

______

They were on their way out of the arcades, when Rin overheard Kisumi and Asahi actively arguing about something.

"He has some good qualities!"

Asahi only shrugged angrily.

"He’s an asshole!"

They were clearly still deep into the argument, that Kisumi has started with Sousuke about that Hiyori guy. Rin just shook his head, smiling. Pink haired boy was almost laying on Asahi's shoulder, while he was talking.

"He’s not that bad."

"You weren’t there. And you didn’t see Haru’s face when he said that. And he still didn’t even apologize. That asshole clearly knew, what he was saying. Haru looked miserable for days, he didn't even listen much, when I said that it was total bullshit. If it wasn’t for Nao-se.."

Rin found himself beside them, without even realizing it.

"What did he say?"

Asahi immediately lost his train of thought, startled by sudden interruption, and Rin tried to pull himself back, noticing that his tone was too harsh.

"Sorry..."

"It’s okay."

"What did he say? To Haru?"

Kisumi's face lit up with a grin, his eyes stopped on Rin's face, as if trying to find out if his guess is true, which Rin didn’t quite get and decided to ignore.

Asahi shrugged again.

"He said that everyone who swims with him ends up getting hurt, I just don’t get why Haru reacted like that. It’s a complete bullshit, that doesn’t make any sense."

Rin's blood went cold. He thought he hurt you, so he quit swimming.... Rei's voice resounded inside of his head. It felt like many years ago and at the same time like yesterday. To Rin it didn’t make any sense either, at a time. But he knew that Haru felt differently... Still? But he thought they cleared this up already. Rin frantically tried to replay all the events from that day. He clearly remembered saying to Rei that he never blamed Haru for anything that happened, but he just realized that he actually never said anything about it to Haru himself. But there was no way he could still feel that way. That felt surreal. Why? Rin's brain completely short-circuted.

He suddenly felt someone touching his shoulder.

"You okay?" Asahi was looking at him worriedly.

Rin shook his head, trying to get back to reality.

"Yeah, I’m... fine. Hiyo.." He turned around to look at the doors.

"They already left." There were clear hints of disappointment in Kisumi's voice.

Rin turned to Sousuke.

"You guys go without me. I need to..."

Sousuke just shook his head smiling and lightly waving.

"Go, Romeo."

Rin didn’t even hear him, already turning another way. It wouldn’t be the first time him and Haru unexpectedly needed to talk in the middle of the night. The only thing that Rin could think of right now is that he wouldn’t be able to sleep without talking to him after hearing that.

***

Haru was staring at Rin with wide eyes in the doorway, his hand froze on the doorknob. The pure shock in his gaze was quickly replaced with a flick of something that Rin couldn't quite identify, but what made him blush for some reason as he averted his eyes and awkwardly noticed.

"You shouldn't just open doors like that. It's not Iwatobi, you know. It's Tokyo."

When he raised his head again, Haru's face was already back to its usual unreadable self.

"Did something happen?" his voice was full of worry.

Rin shook his head. It was late and he didn't even know how to explain why he was here now.

"I.. I just needed to talk to you."

Haru just stepped out of the doorway, silently inviting Rin in.

"Actually we met Kisumi and other guys, when I was visiting Sousuke and I accidentally overheard them talking."

The door closed with too much force. When Haruka turned to Rin, his eyes were almost glossy.

"What is it?" His voice was tired now, no trace of the glint in his gaze, from when he saw him at the door. He looked as if he was expecting Rin to bring him mackerel, but got celery instead.

"I've heard about Hiyori."

Haruka rubbed his eyes, sighing. Honestly, this was the last thing that was on his mind.

"Do we really have to do this right now?" He snapped.

Rin furrowed his brows.

"You’re angry. Why are you angry?"

Haru took a deep breath. Seeing Rin's genuine concern made him feel embarrassed about his outburst.

"Sorry, I just.." His voice was barely a whisper. "It's because I thought you came here for another reason."

Red eyes got filled with confusion.

"What? Why would I come here?"

Haru chuckled bitterly.

"Of course. Why would you? You can go home, Rin. I’m okay now, promise. I forgot about what he said a long time ago."

"You're lying!"

"What's it to you, Rin?"

"Because it is about us! And I just want to know, why you let him think it was true!" Rin raised his voice, as he felt the anger filling him. Because that asshole was given the much wanted satisfaction of seeing Haru hurt. Because Haru was hurt and couldn't say anything back. Because he wasn't there with him. Because that asshole used him to hurt Haru. His Haru.

Rin tried to calm himself down.

"Did you think I lied, when I said that swimming with you was the only surprise I needed from that stupid party? Or when I said that without you I don't even see the point of this?"

Haru's eyes softened. He raised his hand for a moment as if he wanted to touch Rin, but then dropped it.

"No. I didn't. It's just..."

Haruka stopped for a moment. He honestly didn't know how to say this without it leading to him telling things he shouldn't. Rin's voice brought him back from his thoughts.

"Talk to me, please."

Haru felt himself giving up, catching the warm look in red eyes.

"I can't get this out of my head, you know." He said weakly. "A thirteen year old you sitting on the pool tiles and crying, because of me."

Rin winced. God, how many times since he grew up, he wanted to relive that moment and do everything differently. He looked into Haru's eyes, desperately trying to put everything he felt in these words.

"Never because of you. I swear, never once the thought of blaming you for anyhing has crossed my mind, Ha..."

"I know. Rei told me. I know you weren't. But I thought it was me. For four years I thought, I was the reason for that, and it just.. I can't get it out of my head. Just the thought makes my stomach turn and I can't sleep and I still can't get used to this."

The last time Rin heard Haruka talk this much was when he was yelling at him on that bench. Haru took a deep breath to calm his voice and smiled sadly.

"I think, I've felt like this just three times in my entire life, and I still don't know how to deal with this."

Rin watched him carefully, before asking, "W.. What made you feel like this the second time?"

Haruka eyes drifted, like he was reliving something. I don’t have to swim with you ever again. Ever. His voice was distant when he simply answered.

"You."

Rin swallowed hard, feeling like he was about to puke and already dreading hearing the next answer.

"And.. and the third?"

Haru's face flinched, as if he was in pain, his voice was barely a whisper, when he finally said, "Can we not do this, please? It’s humiliating."

Rin lowered his gaze to the floor, unable to meet the bright blues.

"I’m sorry. I..."

But Haru interupted him as soon as he started to speak.

"I didn't mean it like that.." His voice was much clearer now and yet sounded so much softer, that it made it made Rin raise his eyes again. "What do you have to be sorry for? It’s my problem, not yours. Besides..."

He froze for a moment, as if considering, if he should finish the next phrase. The second of the vulnerability in his eyes was immediately replaced with determination, as he looked right into Rin's eyes.

"...if I got to pick the happiest moments in my life, they’re all about you, too."

Rin felt like his heart actually stopped for a moment. There's no way Haru meant it like that. He cleared his throat.

"Don't, don't just say things like that so easy."

"E..easy?" Haru looked at Rin for a long time, his gaze still unreadable. "I just said the truth."

Rin let out a quiet chuckle, that meant to be sarcastic, but turned out sad.

"Right, sorry."

For a second he thought, that he saw Haru's face turning ever more pale.

"Right, sorry?!" Behind the irritation in his voice, two words were filled with so much hurt that Rin felt his blood going cold. "Well, don't be, it’s not your fault, you don’t feel the same."

Rin froze. It can't be. But there's no way those words can be interpreted any different. No, there's no way he heard this right.

"Haru... you’re killing me, it can’t..." Rin ran his shaky fingers through his hair. "But you can't be. In love with me?"

No, with Gou sarcastically remarked Haru in his mind. He couldn’t believe that this absurd idea of him being with his sister somehow has crossed Rin's mind already three times in his lifetime, but not once he would think about him being Haru's second half.

"Go home, Rin."

"You didn’t answer my question."

"I don’t think it’s fair Rin. I think, I’ve said enough already."

"Will you please look at me?"

Hearing a shaky voice, Haru lifted his head only to meet eyes, that were staring at him so intently that he suddenly forgot how to breathe. He honestly just felt very tired. Of everything. And of this stupid constant pretending.

"I love you" Haru’s voice was very soft and quiet, but his eyes were full of challenge. "That's what you wanted to hear, right?"

"It’s not funny."

Haruka’s eyes grew a bit wide, when he suddenly swallowed and turned away, before saying, "Can you please leave, Rin?"

The barely heard shudder in his voice by the end of the phrase felt like a bucket of cold water. Suddenly Rin was shaken back to reality. Cause Haru would never joke about something like that.

Haru was in love with him? Haru... the one that made his heart an absolute unrecoverable mess throughout all these years... the one he wanted so badly, it hurt sometimes, wanted him back? Rin never even allowed himself to think about this possibility. He forced himself to take a shaky breath.

"You’re serious.. you’re actually serious."

The relief that filled his heart at this moment was so sudden, that he felt his eyes become watery. He never even realized that this feeling he tried to keep as deeply buried as possible was weighting down on him so much. It's like there was a constant hurt inside of him that he got used to living with, that has finally stopped. Rin needed to touch him. He caught Haru near the door, grabbing his wrist and forcing him to turn around, only to find himself eye to eye with a dreary blue gaze. Rin's hand traced Haruka's cheek, catching the wet trail and just like that the pain in his heart was back again. He made him cry. He never saw Haru cry. Rin buried his face in Haru's neck and felt a shaky hand on his hair.

"It's okay, Rin. Really. I'm gonna be fine..."

Only then Rin realized that he didn't even say anything. Was he.. was Haru just comforting him after thinking that he was rejected? Rin felt tears falling down on Haru's neck, when he pulled him closer, wrapping his arms tightly around the slender figure.

"I love you." Rin breathed out in a wet warm skin. He let his hand trace Haru's neck and felt the body in his arms tense. He forced himself to raise his head a stared straight into the disbelieving blue eyes. "I love you."

His mouth crushed into a slightly opened lips with such fervor, that the fingers in his hair harshly gripped the red strands. Haru's body shuddered in his arms as if was holding his breath for too long. His other hand trailed down Rin's stomach, until it found the way under his shirt and his arms got wrapped around the hot naked skin. Closer, he needed him as closer as possible. When Rin's teeth slightly grazed Haru's lower lip, he let out such a sinful moan, that Rin started to shake. Haru... Haru was so warm, no, he was buring in his arms. His legs quivered, when he felt Haru's tongue licking it's way past his lips. As if sensing that, Haru grabbed Rin's shirt and pulled him, while taking two steps back until his back hit the door. They pulled back for a second, taking a breath and catching each others eyes, still so close that their noses were touching.

Haru's hand found it's way behind Rin's ear, brushing the sensitive skin. "I've missed you. I’ve missed you so much."

Rin kissed the tip of Haruka's nose, his cheekbone, the corner of his mouth, thumb gently stroking over red swallen lips.

"Feels like I'm dreaming."

Haru let out a little laugh, but it still sounded almost painful.

"Stupid.." He breathed out into Rin's mouth, pinching his earlobe.

Rin's eyes slowly traced Haru's face and he felt himself blush. Haruka was just an absolutely beautiful mess. His eyes were still glazed with unshed tears, but were shining so brightly, that Rin found it hard to look away. He looked... he looked so breathtakenly happy, that Rin felt his chest clench.

"I'm sorry, I made you wait for so long."

Haruka's fingers under Rin's shirt thoughtlessly went up and down his ribs, making Rin shiver.

"Maybe... maybe now is better." His eyes drifted for a second. "I'm not sure, I could've let you go to another continent after that."

Rin laughed breathlessly, suddenly felling very shy.

"You want to... Will you go out with me?"

Haruka's eyes glinted.

"No."

Rin visibly flinched, his arm slightly loosened his grip around Haru.

"N..no? Sorry, I didn’t mean to assume that..."

"No, stupid" Haru's eyes softened. "Just... be with me. I.. I really need you to just be with me. So... skip the dates, okay?"

Rin's head dropped to Haru's shoulder, as he tightly wrapped himself around him, hiding his face. He can really stay with him, for as long as he wanted. He felt the lump in his throat, as tears of relief soaked Haru's shirt, when he barely whispered, "Deal."

Haru was still holding him in his arms, when he suddenly softly chuckled, making Rin raise his head.

"What?"

Haru's hand cupped Rin's cheek, brushing the soft skin.

"Just thought for a second, that maybe, we should thank Hiyori next time we see him."

Rin eyes flashed, when he angrily mumbled under his breath, "Sure, right after I punch him in the face."

Haruka chuckled again, wrapping his arms around Rin's neck and lightly brushing their lips together.

"Deal."

[e1ana]

yall mfs like robots??

am write and decided to do something that goes beep boop boop

obvi its still not fleshed out but i wanted to dip my toes into writing tododeku? i mean it’s one of my favorite ships of all time and i still haven’t done anything for it, shame on me.

basically shouto be an engineer at his fatheres company, and deku be the beep-boop machine he makes. i honestly have no clue what direction it’ll go in lol. we’ll see. heres a little baby pee at what i have so far.

Shouto runs his hand over the flexible rubber one last time, reveling in the distinct skin-like texture of it. It’s not warm and no pulse thrums underneath it, but it feels human enough.

He. He feels human enough. His pride and joy, the result of a complex AI he’d been developing for over a decade. Pre-programmed with basic knowledge - how to read, how to write, how to learn, and most importantly, how to feel. Years and years of fine tuning the code, finally made into a material thing. 

The form of a young man, presumably around Shouto’s own age. Data taken from surveys about the most conventionally attractive male attributes. Curly hair, green of his own courtesy. Large green eyes and soft cheeks that melt into a strong jawline. A muscular build, but not overly so. Just below the average height, standing at 5 feet and 6 inches tall. A bright smile that would learn to show itself in a few hours. In all senses of the word, his project - this man, this being he’s created - is perfect. Maybe a bit plain looking, but perfect. 

Shouto types, fingers flying over the keyboard as he finalizes the last few lines of code. He takes a steadying breath before finally running the program and bringing the machine to life. Its - his - eyes open slowly, blinking as the sensors adjust to the overwhelming fluorescent lighting of the room. He lifts both arms, then both legs, then turns its head side to side and takes in the surroundings. His mouth gapes open and closed like a fish.

“Hello,” Shouto says.

and some shitty dad angst >:(

“Stupid,” Enji hisses. Izuku feels his hot breath against his cheek with the new nerve endings. “Stupid fucking machine!”

Izuku’s head snaps to the side, a searing hot and uncomfortable pressure slamming across his cheek. This is not how he wanted to break in his new nervous system. He stumbles backwards and grips his cheek, gasping and blinking quickly. A large hand grips his hair, pulling him forward and to Enji’s eye level.

“You have no purpose. You exist simply to exist. My son could have developed life saving technology, but he wasted his time on a goddamn useless robot!”

Izuku scrabbles at his hand but only receives a kitchen counter in his stomach. His head swims with pain. He’s sure that if he could cry, his face would be covered in slobber. Despite his best efforts to squirm away or fight back, Enji is far heavier than he is. Hard arms keep him pinned against the counter with his cheek flush to the cold table, fuel slowly leaking onto the table from his cracked visage. Izuku panics, scrambling to find a weak spot in Enji’s grip. Enji’s hands squeeze at his neck, searching for the charging port.

“Shouto! Shouto!” Izuku’s never heard his voice so high pitched. He didn’t think that was possible.

“Shut the fuck up! Gonna have to fill this up with water, fuck the circut up… or i could just break you like the scrap metal you are.”

“Shouto!”

Izuku’s lucky that Enji is as inebriated as he his - the man can’t seem to maneuver his thick fingers into the hidden flap beneath skin. Izuku’s cries rise in pitch and urgency as Enji tugs at the serration. He’s properly screaming now, the nerves in his throat burning every time he lets out another yell.

The fossit of the sink turns on, and Izuku’s heart drops into his feet. Oh, oh god, he’s actually going to die like this. With his neck held under the water and his body thrashing violently as he short circuits. Will it hurt? Will his new system pick up on the electricity flooding his insides? Will it hurt to fry from the inside out?

tell me if she’s tasty, are yall feeling well fed? i hope so :) i wanna finish it completely (or mostly) before i post it, so here’s hoping to sometime in maybe late-ish spring

[mayalaen]

@dmsilvisart replied to your post “grocery store grumbling”

MY GOODNESS I feel this pain lmao. Hubby's entire family is like this, regardless of age. I LIKE doing the BIG trip once or twice a month (usually on payday) and I always have back ups of shit (but that's my own neurotic tendency). I always say "im going shopping you need anything?" no we're fine. THE NEXT DAY I get a text "are you going to the store today we're out of...." *my brain short circuts* and when i'm shopping WITH them, it's like "i should get this but I still have a bit at home" and I'm like NO-- get it NOW, we're HERE already GET. IT. NOW. lol

YES THIS!! If I have 1/3 jar of peanut butter left, even though that might last me a week or so, I buy another one.

I know this probably sounds like an upper class 1% thing, but we don’t go out to eat. We WILL use the food.

We also don’t spend a lot. We don’t go to the movies or concerts (at least not anymore) or other things out that cost a lot of money. We set aside money all the time and stick to a budget. The budget allows for getting things “early.”

My mom can’t drink cow’s milk and buys powdered milk. She’ll wait until she has two servings left before she puts it on the list.

Last time she did this, they were out of her favorite kind at the supermarket for THREE WEEKS. I gave her such a hard time and ended up buying some on Amazon. So instead of stocking up on it ahead of time at $9 each, I ended up paying $29 on Amazon for the same exact thing. It’s like how is this logical?!

And don’t even get me started on all the sales I used to take advantage of that they talk me out of now. Yes, it’ll take us months to go through an entire case of green beans, but the case of 16 cans costs the same as buying 6 cans separately!

I came home with six cases of Gatorade a few months back and my parents almost had a heart attack. My dad can go through a case a week when he’s working in the summer outdoors. It was buy one case get one free with a limit of two, so I went through the line three times to get all six cases.

I love those sales :D

[lastloveklaroline]

Supergirl Liveblog

The enemy of my enemy, is still your enemy, lol.

So nice to see Katie McGrath in a new formal black dress, like the ones she would wear on Merlin.

Epic Alec being epic, and being caught mid air by Kara.

Mon El using a disapporiving tone with his mother about the invasion, and knowing that earth people will fight back and that Kara will stop him.

Mon El asks what Rhea needs him for. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN STILL DOING THERE!

SHE WANTS TO MARRY HIM OFF TO LENA, AHAHAHA OMG! SORRY BABY, MOMMY'S MAKING ME MARRY YOUR NEW BESTIE.

Everyone meeting up at the bar, and then Mama Luthor offers to help them fight against Rhea...THE DEVIL YOU KNOW, right.

Lillian appealing to Kara to help her save her daughter and they can save Mon El, yeah okay, I believe that heart felt plea, NOT!

PRESIDENT! LYNDA CARTER! HEADING ON AIR FORCE ONE RIGHT TO THE SHIP! That women has quite the stare. IN COMES CAT YELLING AT THEM ABOUT BICKERING. AHAHAHA OMG!

Cat being there to mediate piece between them, while dragging Rhea, ahahaha.

Supergirl saving Cat when the plane was attacked and crashed, and the President is safe, and alien.

Cat just called Winn WINSLOW and they hugged!

"The Prince and his Beautiful Beautiful Bride to be." AND THEY BOTH EYEROLL! THEY ARE NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS. SHE WANTS AN HEIR OMG! LENA IS DISGUSTED BUT ALL SHE NEEDS IT THEIR GENETIC MATERIAL AND THEY CAN GROW ONE WHAT OMG!

Rhea threatening Luthor's Childrens Hospital if they don't agree to marriage to legitamize the heir, so of course they do, cuz they have such bleeding hurts.

Prez wants to blow up the ship and Alex as acting DEO head needs to follow orders but Kara needs to save Mon El and Lena first. So of course she has a heart to heart with Cat about it. "Now shoo, UP UP AND AWAY, no time to lose."

Kara goes to Mama Luthor, making a deal with the devil to get them onto the ship and save Mon El and Lena.

Cat Grant agreeing to put herself in just as much danger for the mission and be a distraction but she needs Winslow, LOVE THAT.

Awe, sweet Danvers sister moment cuz Kara needs to rescue them before Alex has to shoot the ship.

Mama Luthor isn't telling Lena that Kara is Supergirl because she wants her to find out she's been lying to her and hate her for it, really nice.

THE RED DRESS WAS A WEDDING DRESS OMG! AND RHEA IS OFFICIATING. AND CAT INTERRUPTS THE CEREMONY! THANK GOD OMG!

Lena and Mon El smiling at eachother when Cat's message is one of fighting back! YESSSS!

Rhea telling the guards to take them back to their chamber and Mon El is a gentlemen ushering Lena ahead of him all...after you ma'am, like. Same time that Kara and Lillian are on the ship going for them.

Mon El fighting the guard and Lena shooting it, YES! Mon El thanking her like the precious puppy he is.

Lena telling Mon El to break the door lock box and she short circuts it..."I can see why Kara loves you...Likewise." HAHA WHAT, SO HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE MIKE RIGHT NOW, OHH OKAY. Makes sense cuz when the doors open they see eachother and and are so happy but have to act like "Kara Danvers" sent Supergirl to get them both which Lena totally bypasses and goes to her mom, surprised that she came with Supergirl. But Karamel shared a OMG I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE AL RIGHT I WOULD HUG AND KISS YOU NOW IF I COULD, kind of look. LMAO. I didn't realize he was pretending to be Mike right now, without the glasses, so Lena now thinks Kara is dating an alien whith a psycho mom? LOL.

And of course Lillian left them on the ship and escaped back to the Fortress.

"I'm not going with you...Well I'm not going without you." Kara needing to go back and try to stop Rhea, Mon El pleading that she won't get through to her but she has to try..."As long as you're safe..." Parting kiss and swelling music, why did that feel like the last time they're gonna see each other for a while???

Rhea just admitted to killing the king, that Kara can't tug at her heart strings. So of course she's not making it back to Mon El any time soon to tell him that.

Kara was just standing there letting Rhea talk at her and then Kara gets hit by something...it's SUPERMAN. THAT'S WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING EACH OTHER IN THE SPOILERS FILMING PICS OKAY.

[kyrararavings]

Kyra watches Voltron Season 4 Ep 4 [SPOILERS]

The Voltron Show

- RAZZLE DAZZLE TIME

- Taking care of your vets. Good on you guys.

- LOL This completely unenthusiastic performance is the best thing i've ever seen.

- Is this a Corran episode?

- ...oh my god is this actually happening? Is Corran buying space crack?

- Okay but I can relate to the salt of event cancellation.

- Corran no, you don't need drugs to best space uncle.

- EW WTF AN ALIEN PARASITE CRAWLS INTO YOUR EAR AND LATCHES ONTO YOUR BRAIN?

- I'm pretty sure that guy isn't Corran anymore. Can't they tell from his weird...psudeo southen accent?

- Now they're doing a super sentai live show. This episode is so meta.

- Corran looks like he's short circuting.

- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ALIEN?

- oh my god there's more of them.

- You're looking kinda thin there Zarkon, you doing okay?

- ...wait are they ice skating? This is amazing.

- Okay, but can we just have cardboard box voltron transformation forever?

- Allura is STILL Keith.

- SHIRO THE HERO.

- "Now put on this super right shirt and get out there" Clearly Corran knows what we watch this show for.

- Corran looks deranged af.  

- Only Allura has the sense to think something's actually up with Corran despite obvious visual signs that something is clearly physically wrong with him.

- This scene with the flare looks like a Jurassic Park reference.

- Bebobe is now my favourite character. Actual monster appears in the stadium? Meh, i'll roll with it.

- WAS THAT A STAR WARS REFERENCE?  

- Bebobe MVP.

- "Nice job Keith", excuse me give Allura her achievements please.

- Bebobe better be a permanent part of the crew now.

- All in all a fun episode, but it feels like a waste when the enitre season only consists of 6 episodes. Not that I don't enjoy these fun side stories but the main plot was JUST getting intense. Hopefully these next two episodes make up for it.