#LIKE THE FIGHTING LOOKS SO SO FUNNN

[jellophoid]

their heat actions are so so so cool wtf

[nosyrobin]

Imagine on Halloween the Supersons trio are dressed as their parents, Damian Batman, Jon Superman, and Wonderboy!Reader having to be with his mom's lol

“TRICK OR THREAT!”

Pair: Superson Trio

Summary: going trick or treat wearing the costumes of their parents, only one of them is embarrassed.

Genre: Fluff.

|| note: the boys are 13 also I love this idea! ||

“Mommm!” Y/N yelled embarrassed, he didn’t expect to wear his mom’s costume. Well he did, he just thought it would be pants for the costume, but no. It was her usual costume she fights in daily. Rope, crown, shield, and sword. And the blue and gold-colored high waisted star printed skater skirt. With shorts under them of course. Diana smiles at her son, “Cmon pumpkin. You look like a mini me as of now!” Diana takes another picture of the boy who held a flustered face. He immediately covered his face embarrassed.

“I hope Damian and Jon aren’t coming…” y/n says to himself. “Actually they’re outside right now.” Diana says with a smile, taking one last photo of Y/N. “What?! No, no! Those two idiots can’t see me like this!” Diana narrowed her eyes at her child. “Why not. Do you not appreciate looking like a warrior?” Y/N opened his mouth to argue but the motherly glare dared for the boy to say something. Shutting his mouth he groaned, “Whatever.” Diana goes to the door and opens it for Bruce and Clark to enter with their mini them.

Damian was dressed as Batman, and Jonathan as his father, Superman. The boys were excited to see how Y/N would look, and boy did they have a laugh at the Amazon male. Damian held a hand to his mouth as Jon cackled holding his stomach. “Omg! -wheeze- you’re wearing a skirt!” Jonathan says pointing to Y/N who looked ready to punch Jonathan. “So what! Warriors wore skirts regardless of gender like men.” Y/N huffs and pokes Jonathan hard at his chest.

Damian was done laughing, wrapping an arm around the angry Amazon. “Prince, it’s fine to be Wonder Woman. At least you look like a warrior still.” Damian says snickering. Jonathan nodded smiling, Y/N shrugged off the arm of the boy wonder. “Whatever, let’s just go trick or treating.” Y/N walked pass the two boys who immediately followed after the Amazon male. Clark smiles at the trio, he had finished chatting up with Bruce and Diana. “Okay kiddos, let’s get this rolling!” Clark says opening his truck, Jon gets in quickly with a smile, excited. Damian grabbed Y/N’s hand gently and helped the Amazon male in like a gentle man. Damian held a smug grin, Y/N glared at Damian and pulled his hand back.

“Stop that.” “Of course your majesty.” “Ughhh!”

The car ride was calming for the less, Y/N had his arms crossed over his chest. Damian was looking outside of the window as Jon was singing songs with his father. Damian peeked over at the boy between him and Jon. He couldn’t help but smile, the boy was gorgeous. Jon was doing the same, the two boys haven’t noticed they were staring at the Amazon male for so long to the point Y/N felt irritated at the feeling of the stares. “Take a picture, it’ll last longer bozos.” Damian smirked. “I wished I’d taken a photo.” Y/N whipped his head at the boy.

“Watch yourself Wayne.” Y/N says with a glare. Jon laughed a little. Finally Clark stopped in the middle of a busy neighborhood. “Alright kids, remember I’ll be right here and if you kids need me. I’m already listening for yall.” Clark says pointing to his ears. “Thanks pops!” Jon says happily, exiting the truck. Jon helped Y/N out, he didn’t care that the sassy Amazon male didn’t need help. But it felt good for Jon to help the boy out.

“Let’s have funnn!” Jonathan says excitedly with Damian and Y/N smiling at the golden retriever boy. “Let’s!” Y/N soon yelled out with a wide smiled. And the trio started to go nuts, going for the big houses. Damian was of course getting gasps as he was the son of a billionaire. Y/N and Jon was having fun seeing adults suck up for Damian and then Jon. Jon for his adorable looks. Y/N was smiling at his bag of candy, he didn’t notice some boys and girls staring at him. Protectively, Jon and Damian blocked Y/N from their view. They continued their trick and treating. Damian slickly putting some of his candy in Y/N’s bag.

It was going great! Until some kids had seen the Amazon boy, kids from the school Y/N goes to. The kids were a bunch of idiots with no hobbies except to make fun of others, and they seen Y/N with the two supersons.

“Hey sissy!” Y/N immediately turned around with a hardened expression, the Amazon male didn’t see how Damian and Jon was already in a formation by the Amazon boy. “I didn’t know that Y/N Prince was a sissy! Can’t wait to tell the school this.” The kid said, Y/N walked forward, wiping his sword out. “You dare make fun of me!” The kid snickered, “That’s a toy sword, what are you gonna do princ—" with a quick slash in the air, the tire of the bike was flattened. The air was quiet with a smug Amazon boy, a proud Wayne, and surprised Kent. “What’s that? That’s the sound of a flatten tire. NOW SCRAM!” Y/N yelled pointing his sword in the direction the kids came from.

The kids grabbed their bearings and ran off, but the kid still had one thing to say. “You’re still a sissy!” Y/N growled under his breath, ready to chase them before Jon placed a hand on the boy’s shoulder. Shaking his head no, Damian had a smug look with crossed arms.

“That was amazing Prince. Very amazing.” Damian says standing by Jon and Y/N. “Dude.” Jon says not impressed by his best friend’s antics.

Y/N scoffs and puts his sword back into its hold. “Whatever..let’s just get more candy and head home. “ the Amazon boy walks away from the two, the two can clearly sense something had trouble the boy. Jon and Damian look at each other and immediately try and corner the boy. But Y/N was speed walking through crowds of children. “Y/N.” Damian says, Y/N almost stopped but kept walking. Jon sighs and immediately grabbed Y/N, “Dude. Whatever that guy said to you earlier, isn’t true. You’re still the most masculine boy I ever known!” Jon says with a soft smile.

Damian nods, smoothly interlocking his fingers with the Amazon boy. Y/N blinked at his two best friends. “I..-sigh- thank you for your concern but it’s not that.” Damian and Jon raised a brow. “Then what is it Y/N?” Damian asked. Y/N looks down embarrassed. “I’m cold….” The chilly air of fall had hit the boy’s legs ever since they had exited the truck of the Kent. Jon and Damian laughed. “That’s all?” Damian asked. Y/N nodded with a sunken in lip. “Alright, let’s hurry this up then.” Damian says pointing up by the street.

With a still embarrassed Amazon, Damian and Jon wrapped their capes around the boy. It brought them closer as the two boys held each hand of Y/N. Walking through the neighborhood for the end of the night of Halloween.

[wreckedandpolemic]

rollercoaster kinda rush - matty healy

in which you and matty take your daughters to the fair. part of the white and gold universe and promptober75 2024. 1703 words.

warnings: very brief mentions of parental fuckery wrt disordered eating, otherwise fluffy and sweet!

Your shoes sink into the muddy grass, and you curse yourself for picking out heeled boots this morning. Alanis is chattering away to Matty, clinging to him with one hand and munching candyfloss with the other. Most of your attention is focused on Fiona, who seems never more than a few seconds away from chaos; you’ve already had to reel her away from taking her own eye out on more than a few festival booths. Somehow, you’re following your nine-year-old daughter’s lead as she drags your husband by the arm past food stalls and dunk tanks and petting zoos until she comes to a stop in front of the tiny, rickety little rollercoaster.

“Oh, absolutely not,” Matty says, turning to you in desperation when Alanis looks at him pleadingly. “Sweetheart, that thing does not look safe.”

“But it looks funnn,” she whines, attempting futilely to pull him towards it.

You glance over at the ride; he’s right, it doesn’t look particularly safe, but all the kids coming off it are glowing with joy as they chatter away with their parents. Your hand shoots out to catch Fiona’s shoulder when she moves to dart off again. “Not a chance, Fiona June. You’re not tall enough, you’d just fall straight back out,” you tell her. She frowns, and you can sense a tantrum coming on. “Take her on it, and I’ll find something the twins can actually go on. Don’t be a shitebag, Matthew,” you chide, and he scowls playfully.

“Hey! You said we’re not allowed to say that! That’s not fair!” pouts Fiona, kicking at muddy grass. Vera jolts out of the way to avoid the splatter, scowling and rearing back to shove her sister.

Jesus. Every so often, you remember that they outnumber you, and you need to intervene before they realise it too. You crouch so you’re eye level with Fiona, careful not to let the hem of your coat brush the ground. “You can have a special chance to say it if you call your dad one, okay?” you grin, the expression on her face comically thrilled. “Just not too loud, alright?”

“Mummy says you’re a shitebag,” Fiona recites dutifully, to the giggles of your other two girls.

Matty gives a long-suffering sigh. “I heard, thank you, baba. Christ, I’m never gonna hear the end of this, am I?” He squeezes Alanis’ shoulder, shaking his head fondly. “Alright, Lani, c’mon. But you gotta promise to visit me in hospital when this thing knocks me out, okay?” he says, scooping her up amid giggles and depositing her on his shoulders.

You watch them wander up to the ride with a soft smile on your face, turning to Vera as they disappear inside. Matty huffs as he joins the back of the queue, wincing when Alanis tugs on his hair. “Sweetheart, I’m already balding, I’d like to hang onto what hair I have left,” he chides, and she giggles out an apology.

You grab Fiona’s hand, swinging it playfully. “Should we go and find another ride? Vi, do you fancy another go on the teacups?”

Vera shakes her head, pointing at the cart slowly creeping up the track. Fuck, it really does look rickety. “No, I wanna watch Dad being a shitebag,” she giggles. You fight to conceal your laugh as a cough, and she rolls her eyes, looking so much like you with the movement that your heart catches a little in your throat. “If she gets to say it, so do I,” she scoffs, and you kind of can’t fault her logic.

Anyway, she’s right, and you can vaguely make out the shape of your husband and eldest daughter on the coaster. And, fuck, are they right at the front?! Alanis is practically bouncing in the seat, and Matty is white-knuckling the lap bar. You know that his teeth are gritted to keep a scream from bubbling free as the coaster dips down the track. It’s rattling concerningly, but the pure glee on your daughter’s face is reassuring.

Matty’s face is grey when they emerge, and you laugh. “Was that fun?” you tease.

“No,” he deadpans in the same instant that Alanis yells can we go again?! Matty scoops her up, plops her back on his shoulders. “Why don’t we find something a bit calmer?” he says, shuddering a little.

“Bo-ring,” scoffs Fiona, but she’s happy enough to link arms with Vera and skip off. It works for you, too — Vera reins her in when she tries to wander out of your eyesight. There’s a little apple-bobbing stand nearby, and Alanis points at a comically large stuffed panda and insists she has to win it.

Matty looks at you imploringly, and you shrug. “You just paid for me to get my hair blown out. Can’t waste your money, can I?” you smirk, and he rolls his eyes and sets Alanis down. He pays the vendor for two turns, grimacing as he leans down to the barrel. Alanis giggles, happily dipping her face into the icy-cold water, and you try not to grimace at the thought of what else has been in it. But then, it gives you an excuse to slather Matty in skincare once the girls have gone to bed, and he’s so sweet when you get to baby him. 

Vera looks how you feel, and in the split-second you take your eyes off Fiona, she’s crept behind Matty and her hand is hovering over the back of his head. Her eyes light up with mischief when you grin and nod, identical smirks on your and Vera’s faces as she dunks Matty’s whole head into the water. You cackle as he comes up coughing and spluttering, wiping his eyes and catching Fiona as she tries to dart off. “You think that’s funny, do you, missy?” he mock-scowls, shaking his head like a wet dog and flicking water all over her as she shrieks in delight.

“Yes,” she giggles, squealing as Matty grabs her and flips her upside down, pretending to shake her down until she gasps out, “Sorry!” and laughs breathlessly. You smile to yourself, something warm and soft flickering to life in your chest. Even after nearly ten years, you’re always sure to catch onto these moments, let yourself fill with gratitude for the family you’ve built yourself, so analogous from your own upbringing. The sound of Fiona’s wild laughter draws you out of your reverie, suddenly conscious that she’s drawing stares. Fuck ‘em. You’ve never attempted to stifle your daughters’ fun for appearances’ sake, and you aren’t about to start. Matty could probably buy and sell any one of them, anyway.

Alanis, with her head submerged in the water, is blissfully unaware of what’s going on around her, coming up victorious with a shiny, red apple clutched between her teeth. “I won!” she shouts, muffled through the fruit.

“What’d you win, sweetheart?” you ask. “Oh, baby, don’t eat… that,” you sigh defeatedly as Alanis crunches away on the apple. You try not to think about how it’s been marinating in strangers’ spit for hours on end.

“Good for her immune system,” Matty shrugs, and you can only shake your head fondly. The vendor hands Alanis a comically large stuffed panda that you can already see Vera eyeing jealously as her sister struggles to fit it in her arms.

Matty, in his almost annoyingly perfect way, seems to have anticipated this, pulling them along to a set of simpler carnival games and buys the twins five turns each. Then another five. Eventually, they manage to defeat the coconut shy, Fiona coming away with a jellyfish she inexplicably names Mike, and Vera with a pink dragon (she offers you a haughty I haven’t decided yet when you ask its name). Of course, Matty ends up saddled with the jellyfish when Fiona runs off again, and you laugh as you fall into step beside him. Resting your head on his shoulder, you let him tuck you under his arm and soak up the heat of his body. “You know they aren’t going to let us put these in the boot, right?”

Nodding, Matty chuckles. “I’ve been playing Jenga in my head for the past fifteen minutes.”

“Could always leave Fiona behind,” you joke. “I feel like she’d thrive in the circus.”

“Oh, yeah,” Matty agrees. “She’s already asked me if she can start gymnastics.” You run through their weeks in your head, wondering if you could squeeze it in around Alanis’ drama club and Vera’s violin lessons and Fiona’s football.

Alanis grabs your hand and tugs on your arm. “Mum,” she whines. “I’m hungry.” She’s clutching her stomach dramatically, hunched over and groaning theatrically despite the full roast dinner you ate less than two hours ago. You look down at her, then realise what she’s spotted.

You scoop her up, hyper-conscious as her little chin digs into your shoulder of the fact that it won’t be long before you can’t hold her like this, so you squeeze her tight even as she squirms in protest. “Are you hungry for candyfloss, by any chance, bug?”

“Maaaybe,” she mumbles into your hair, and you and Matty share a grin over her head.

“Then we’d better get you some, Lani-girl. Can’t have you wasting away like this,” Matty says, shouting for Fiona as you sit at a picnic bench with your other two daughters. He returns with three thankfully-identical sticks of candyfloss, sharing them out and smiling imploringly at Alanis until she tears off a piece and hands it to him with a sigh. “D’you want a piece, darling?” You think about refusing the treat, thinking of sugar-sticky fingers and teeth glued together. But then you think of your own mother, how you never saw her eat more than a few bites at once, her constant insistence that she was full and watching her figure, how fucking long it took you to enjoy food again after moving out. There’s not a chance in hell you’ll let that happen to your girls, so you smile, open your mouth, let your husband feed you spun sugar. And as the sweet taste melts on your tongue and your eldest daughter groans gross, you don’t regret a thing.

[izzy2210]

For @inklessletter's request (fucking ages ago)

Eddie calling to customer service to complain about a product ready to fight the whole company but it's Steve picking up the phone, who by the way just learned it is his last day in the company so spends the whole call flirting with Eddie.

I changed it a little bit cus I honestly don't see Eddie fighting a company that hard (I tried ok it just didn't work out how I wanted it to) but here you go!

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Steve has had a shit day. His boss has had enough of him, and told him yesterday that today would be his last day working for this shit company. He’s supposed to pick up the phone and calm people down that complain about the shit product that they sell, and then try to sell them more shit products instead. He’s in this little booth, one of the last people in the office because it’s late, and his phone rings.

“Shaw’s Sanitary, Steve speaking, how can I help you?” If he sounds a bit less enthusiastic than is required it’s a coincidence, he promises. 

“Shaw’s Sanitary’s Steve?” the voice on the line says, clearly amused, “That’s funny.” 

Steve bites his tongue, be nice to the customers, “Yeah, I get that a lot. What seems to be the problem mr. ..?” 

“Edward, name’s Edward.” Steve rolls his eyes.

“Last name?”

“Munson. Look, I bought a shitter here at Shaw’s Sanitary, Steve, and I was-” Steve sighs, not bothering to mute his mic.

“This a prank call?”

The line is quiet.

“Maybe.” There’s no giggling from other people in the background, so not a bet. Steve’s good at this, now. 

“Well, Maybe Munson, it’s my last day here and,” he looks over his booth, and he’s really alone now, “I can’t fuck this up more than I already did, so how are you today?”

He hears a laugh, a wholehearted one, and he smiles. “I’m good man, I was really bored, and thought this would cheer me up.”

“Well, it did!” Steve grabs the cord of his phone and twirls it around his finger. 

“Yeah, it kinda did. Why’s this your last day, you seem.. Good? At your job?” The doubt in his voice makes Steve laugh. 

“Nah, not really. Apparently I am ‘too sassy’ or somethin’. I don’t see it.” 

That laugh again. 

“I do. You’re funny. And I could hear the air quotes just now.”

“Oh could you, Edward?” Steve lowers his voice a little. 

“Eddie.” Suddenly his voice is shaky. 

“Huh?” Steve tilts his head, a small smile tugging at his face.

“Call me Eddie.” he hears faint tapping in the background, of fingers, maybe.

“Do I make you nervous, Eddie?” He tries to sound suave, but his hand gets tangled up in the cord, and he swears in his head, trying to detangle himself.

“Kinda.” Eddie giggles through his words.

Steve mutes for a second, letting himself breathe, for fuck’s sake. Is he going to do this?

Fuck it. He unmutes.

“Hey Eddie, do you perhaps like boys?”

Silence.

More tapping.

More silence.

“Yes.”

Steve sighs, not muting this time. 

“Do you perhaps want to go out with me?”

A staggering exhale, and a laugh. 

“Yes.” 

“Oh- okay, I-uh, get off at nine, so we-uh, could meet up at-”

“Not so confident now, Stevie?”

Fuck.

“Maybe.”

“Well, Maybe Stevie, we could meet up at Loch Nora?”

“S-sure, yeah.”

“See ya then, Stevie.”

“See ya.”

Steve stares at the grey walls of his booth for another five minutes. Only two thoughts are going on in his head, bouncing around like ping-pong balls; What the fuck just happened, and what does he look like?

He shrugs.

He guesses he'll find out.

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hehehe this was funnn @wynnyfryd @steddieas-shegoes i guess you guys would also like to know im doing these finally?

[objectingtotheobjects]

Epsiode 146

Mocktown? The town of talking shit? This sounds fun

And apparently birds dropping dead out of mid air

Love the gaslighting chopper

The strawhats are too optimistic about how the town looks, this will not be so fun

Is the apple eating unrelated to the explosion??

I hope luffy and zoro get to live out all their whims and fighting champion dreams

Bellomi (?) Needs a swift kick in the pants and idk what luffy is doing but I'm sure he has a plan! Trust the captain

Episode 147

Offering to buy nami really is offensive, she is worth her bounty+ all her taxes and fees from the Fishman occupation of her island

I'm glad food friend is a true friend. He seems important (and familiar) now even if he is crazy old man, but considering no one is messing with him or laughing at him, he may be strong and respected?

Why wouldn't pirates dream of treasure though?

[I love the dead stare from luffy]

THE FUCKING BANANA SHIP IS BACK I don't like the salvagers

(In a side note, I love seeing the similarities between nami and Lucy heartfelia from fairy tail. I love when creators take inspiration like this)

Another monkey crew? Funnn

Shoujo? No no he can't be (haha)

Bragging about taking the spot of crocodile to the guys who defeated crocodile is peak dramatic irony and I love it, and I also love the straw hats taking it in stride

Of course they're brothers, how many monkey themed pirates can there be in ine ocean

"Look, Nami's not a demon any more!"-Luffy

Well looks like they're going to meet angry blonde again on the other side of the island

Episode 148

The Going Merry needs a Dr's appintment

Nolan the liar

"It sounds like it's going to be good! I like the title!" -Usopp

Gotta love his awareness

[Sanji is from the north blue? How'd he start cooking in the east? As a lil kid?]

Is.. is this going to happen to the straw hats?

Love bringing a gun to a.. leg fight?

Love that pirate show has the bends (kason disease? I don't know how to spell anything)

Sky fish sounds yummy, I'm enjoying the build up. Sky island sets the dreamers apart from the greedy idiots

I LOVE Mihawk checking out the boys bounties

Episode 149

Yay lore dump!!

So not riding a monster, riding a jet current?

Usopp I continue to hate you as much as I love you. Go boss dude, tell im

Seeing the island from the sky is going to show the location of the treasure isn't it?

That bird is done with your shit pirates. He just wants to live in peace and you keep kidnapping his family

[mrsoharaa]

sorry @lazyjellyfish300 babe! it wouldn't let me post/reblog the entire thing for some reason so I have to make it a separate post! 😅

but this was sooo so much fun to do! thankies for the tag! this was really cute! 🥰🥹🫶🏼

ohhh looks funnn! <33

holding hands · buying flowers (Sugu gives me really pretty Azalea's and Miggy gives me gorgeous peonies!) · cooking (they're the chefs in the relationship lol) · cuddles (is a MUST) · writing a poem / song · holding door open · tying shoe laces · sharing a milkshake with two straws · offering their jacket when it's cold (it's like the moment they hear me shivering they immediately give me their long jackets! sweethearts!) · kissing in the rain (ALL THE TIME IDC MY FAVE TYPE OF KISS EVER) · publicly confessing love(idk Migs likes privacy but will still confess and Sugu is a strong maybe! <3) · long walks at the beach (ABSOLUTELY especially at night!) · doing the titanic pose on a boat · taking cute pictures in a photo booth (will drag them both lmao) · sharing a taxi / uber · kissing the back of their/my hand (YES YES) · slow dancing (FUCK YESSS!) · getting tickets of their favorite artist / sports team / other (want my hubbys to be happy and having a great time!) · introducing them to parents (my mom would probably honestly ADORE them!) · lighting candles (Sugu yes, Migs probs not because of his sensitive senses :( but that's ok! as long as he's comfy and stressed free! <3) · flower petals on bed (when I tell you that these two are absolute cliche adorable classic lovebugs! ugh their so cute! rose petals EVERYWHERE!) · love letters · star gazing · brushing / doing their hair (oh, I'm in Suguru's long princess beautiful hair 25/8!) · picnics · teaching them to play an instrument / sport while gently guiding their hands (If i remembered how I played the violin then sure!) · compliments (it's literally PRAISE CENTRAL in both relationships!) · late night drives · taking selfies together (lol I convince force them) · drawing them (if I remember how to draw lmao) ·

self-made gifts · massages (YES IT'S A MUST) · proposing with a family heirloom ring · lending them their favorite book to read (with a kissing toll of course from me hehe!) · paying for dinner / coffee (they literally spoil me to no end! like I can pay for my own stuff but they insist to persistently/stubbornly!) · mixtapes / playlists (I strongly believe they have private playlists of songs that remind them of me, of course I do on my spotify, literally! <3) · surprise birthday parties (Miggy is iffy on them, but doesn't entirely hate them and Suguru is greateful for them, even just the thought put into it makes him so thankful and appreciative! they would both surprise me with a nice outting I think! tell me to dress nicely and take me out to a nice romantic dinner! ahhh getting so giddy about it since my bday is literally coming uppp! (the 15th!) · feeding them · handing them keys to your apartment · making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over · sharing a blanket · couple costumes · tucking a hair strand behind their ear (the amount of strength I'd have to withhold from pouncing on them the moment they do that is unbelievable...and astonishing) · running after them at the airport / keeping them from leaving (I'm a clingy mother fucker so of course I'm gonna run after them and smother them to pieces!) · moving cities to be together (will need to be discuss but it's a high possibility! I would move close to them 100%!) · blowing a kiss (only my annoying goofy ass would do that rofl, all they would do is flirtatiously wink back at me with a slanted grin that makes my knees weak!) · breakfast in bed (it's like I don't have any limbs to use at this point lol they practically do EVERYTHING for me and it's annoyingly/adorably sweet!) · defending them in a fight (oh, you bet your ass I'm defending my men in a fight! IDC if I don't have any special super-human powers or Jujutsu techniques! I know how to throw hands and maneuver around (thanks to my height lol!) don't touch my man without me jumping in!) · joint bubble baths (an ABSOLUTE MUST. on BOTH parties) · dropping the L-bomb (this would have to take a some time, for both of them due to their rigid past traumas...but it's alright, I am patient when it comes to these two! though they truly, deeply appreciate/adore it when I tell it to them! they love the reassurance <3) · dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them (you couldn't get me drunk/high enough lmao I'm sorry, but absolutely not.) · wearing their clothes (honestly their FAVORITE THING EVER. eyes stay pinned onto me whenever I "borrow" their clothing (especially their loong cozy sweatshirts/hoodies) <3)· yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie (lol they're sooo cliche and cheesy, but YES they both do this and it's so corny but cute) · granting them the last bite from a meal (it depends on what said meal is, if it's any form of pasta then NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. LOL I love them but I love my pasta. true pasta girl at heart!)

no pressure tags!; @ anybody who wishes to joinnn! ♡

[madge-nius]

Hey @franollie tumblr decided to delete your ask and half my answer lol so here it is instead! Thanks for the ask!!!

Katzula:

1. What made me ship them: atla was one of my childhood shows and their final fight scene where Katara freezes them both always stuck out to me it was one of the prettiest moments in the show (also enemy to lovers lesbians) and also I just love them both as characters so much

2. Fave thing abt them: their visuals!!! Their colours are so funnn and they both contrast so well with each other in a way which mirrors their character well. How a ship visually compliments each other is one of the things that can make or break a fic to me lol (actually the reason I got into Stephcass in the first place was bc I loved how they looked together!

3. Unpopular opinion: lol I suck at these bc I never know what popular opinion is for anything… maybe that I don’t like them as friends to lovers (idk if that’s an unpopular opp or not lol) I want them to hate each other and then have to go thru the mortifying ordeal of falling in love

Katoph:

1. What made me ship them: your rbs actually; I hadn’t considered them as a ship before and I now rlly like the idea

2. My fave thing about them: yk the ep where they’re sleep deprived bc they’re running away from azula? The ridiculous levels of pettiness they both have there. I would want it to carry over to any relationship they had but in a semi sweet way yk

3. Sos I fully have nothing for this

[jayzzu]

I DO!!! I DO WANNA HEAR ABT THEM!!!! SPILL THE DEETS

OK SICK AWESOME this is kind of a mix of info like backstory n facts n funnn stuff

Chase (death mention)

He isn't an arctic fox (he's a red fox)! When he first arrived on Club Penguin he started painting his fur white to look like one, doesn't do it anymore though

Born in the Artic Circle, he was generally outcasted and bullied by others

He fought one of his bullies, managing to kill the other fox using an icicle, was shortly chased (ha) out afterwards

Met Coast and Nightlight during his time alone

He's pretty cruel, judgemental and unforgiving, not too fond of other foxes

Chase can fight pretty well but prefers trickery over brute force, - backstabbing most people he aligns with

Keeps things from people he's wronged as souvenirs

Loves heists lol

Herbert doesn't like him, but Chase likes Herbert since he's easy to steal from

Coast (copied most of this from his af page lol)

Often unintentionally blind to other penguin's emotions whoopsie

Has a favorite surfboard! It's a silver one with a beach at sunset painted onto it, specifically done by Pilot

His favorite minigames are Catchin' Waves and Pizzatron 3000

Got caught by the EPF once! Aster helped get her out with that

Aster and Coast have matching bracelets

Doesn't hang out with Chase and Nightlight a lot anymore

Sleeps in the cove sometimes

Usually raids her friend's igloos rather then stay in hers

don't remember if i said this already but Coast doesn't remember how his parents looked like... skill issue tbh

Nightlight

Pretty old for penguins, pretty young for their species

They don't have a "true form"

LOVES misinfo. the whole island went into panic because of them saying different stuff as different penguins

Broke into the gadget room with Chase once, Gary managed to recover most but not all items stolen

Can turn into anything, only problem being theyre black and white and cant change colors

Kinda misses Coast

Misc

Pilot is an artist! Does traditional art and woodcarving. Tries to his own plane, so far it isn't turning out the best.

Leah and Aster originally met in the EPF, but never talked. They first met up a while after Aster had quit

Leah is transfem!

If Night and Mal met each other, they'd be friends :]

Aster used to have 3 puffles

Leah fucking HATED Aster, Coast and Pilot before becoming friends with them probably forgot something but ah whatever.... feel free to ask if you have more questions

[suhmayzooka]

Sano trio for the ask game please?? 👀✨

YAYY!!! my boys<3<3<3

rin:

1: sexuality headcanon gay gay homosexual gay gay. also, i learned about what transgender was due to some trans rin headcanons/fanfics/meta i read during the height of the fandom, so trans man rin is also something that's been in the back of my mind 2: otp sourin >>>>> permanently changed my brain chemistry and ideal of relationship; rinrei is so much funnn i swear; and ofc sano trio as a whole!! 3: brotp rin & haru--while i don't think of them romantically, their relationship is the cornerstone of the whole story and i love how they're always pushing each other to go further rin & nagisa--such an underrated relationship but in the original book rin teaches nagisa to swim and nagisa from then on really looked up to rin as an older mentor. i love them because they're so unexpected as a friendship, but they really have a deep bond that i wish was more present in the show (besides a few "rin-rin!") rin & makoto--SUCH an important relationship for both of them!!!!! they're the real complements of each other, i think, rin is fiery and passionate and sharp and makoto is grounded and doting and UGHHHH 4: notp when i was younger i'd say rin x haru, less due to the actual relationship and more due to the way SOME fans treated me at the tender age of like 13.... i don't dislike them enough to say they're my notp, but i guess yeah, they're my notp 5: first headcanon that pops into my head he's a thirty seconds to mars stan (bc of that one shirt he wore that looked like the 30stm triangle...) fuck jared leto and everything but i think rin learned english partially through music. he's also a swiftie 6: favorite line from this character oh god.... "PERFECT BODY" 7: one way in which I relate to this character every way he's my blorbo whom i project onto ever since i was in middle school . um. who said that i think i really connected to both his emotional crybaby ways (i cry at conflict), his hopeless romantic nature, and his insecurities, feeling like you're meant to do something but you hit a wall and just.,. can't. 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character his fashion.......i'm sorry but........ i cannot defend you ....... 9. cinnamon roll or problematic fave? LOL depends on who you ask! he's a cinnamon roll who looks like he can kill you

sousuke:

1: sexuality headcanon: also gay but at the same time, i don't think he really cares much for romance outside of his immediate partner, you know? so i guess somewhere on the demi spectrum 2: otp sourin, again, and soukisu, and basically the whole sano trio. oooh special mentions to soumako and souharu, for no real canon reason aside from them having some really good fan artists and writers 3: brotp sousuke & nitori & momo; he's a good mentor to them, and they have so much respect for him (while knowing how to have fun). sousuke & gou--after rin left for australia, i imagine him and gou spending more time together. bonding over rin lol there was that scene where he gave her his jacket during the water gun fight that always gets me 4: notp hmm. don't really have one? maybe sousuke x gou? i really can't think of him viewing her as anything other than his sister 5: first headcanon that pops into my head that he likes opera, and this is ENTIRELY due to an old fic @testosterogna wrote that i read back in my youth and i SOMEHOW actually forgot i read it in a fic and thought it was canon. 6: favorite line from this character "because i knew you would cry" (ಥ﹏ಥ) 7: one way in which I relate to this character we're both stoic and monotone and come across as aloof/cold. he probably has a touch of the 'tism like haruka does. oh and i'm terrible at directions kajsdhaskljdh 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character when he found haru and backed him into the wall like "don't u DARE hurt my man again >:(" and haru was like :| you dUMBASS WHY DID YOU HIDE YOUR STUPID INJURY ??? DO NOT DESTROY YOUR CAREER FOR LOVE!!!! IDIOT (ಥ﹏ಥ) 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? looks like he could kill you, doesn't care enough to try

kisumi

1: sexuality headcanon this is one i'm actually 10000% assured of, unlike the other two above where i was just like 'yeah probably' this is something i actually dedicated a LOT of time to thinking about and even starting a fic years ago: he's asexual. i don't remember WHAT i read all those years ago, but i found some asexual kismui hcs and it just clicked. i can't imagine him any other way. i think he's also demi or grayromantic; his 'relationships' are closer to QPR than, i suppose, traditional 'romance.' he's sex-favorable to neutral, but it's not something he really craves and he doesn't feel sexual attraction. he's still a massive flirt and a gossip and loves to know about/mess with his friends' love lives 2: otp sano trio!!! asakisu too, and hiyokisu could be fun. 3: brotp kisumi & makoto. "JOIN THE BASKETBALL CLUB!!!!!!" 4: notp kisumi x most people 5: first headcanon that pops into my head well, the first one is that he's ace, the second is that he's a plant lover, which is less headcanon than it is me extrapolating from some official art 6: favorite line from this character probably everything he says to haru. OHH and when he casually is like "oooh sousuke didn't tell you about his super plot-relevant secret? oooh too bad. anyway i'm out!" 7: one way in which I relate to this character me having ace kisumi was 100% me projecting when i was younger and ID as asexual, but i relate to the love/protectiveness he feels over his younger brother 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character the way he tried to get everyone to join his basketball team </3 baby you're in the wrong anime you missed the casting calls for kuroko i'm sorry 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? sinnamon roll :3

character ask game

[arolegos]

who are your top ten favorite black clover characters and ships (romantic, platonic) talk about them?

ooh THATS FUNNN

i think it's honestly pretty obvious, but:

1. Luck :3

(cw for child abuse here)

ARGGHH theres just something about him i relate to and idk if its the autism or if its bc Im Not right in the Head !!!!!! HES SO AWESOME AND SILLY AND I LOVE INSANE CHARACTERS SECOND TO THE PATHETIC ONES . the way hes written is literally so Real . that fear of feeling so out of place that youre afraid of losing your friends for the smallest things IS SO REAL AHH how could i NOT like him .AND IDKKK he doesnt exactly fit my criteria of who usually ends up being my fav character in a show/movie/game (i.e. pathetic wet cat traumaful geezer (lloyd, hunter, keith) or jokester loser boy (leo, sonic)) BUT. I LIKE INSANE CHARACTERS TOO . i LIKE that hes a battlefreak . I LIKE that hes a maniac. I LIKE THAG HES A WEIRDO!!!! his love language is literally physical attack . he is So Me. i also Cannot stop myself from punching my friends constantly and Annoying them with pokes and stuff likr that .AND ILL ALWAYS APPRECIATE IT WHEN THEY PUNCH BACK OR SOMETJING LIKE THAG IT JUST MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME . I GET IT I LOVE BANTER TOO

man i just cant get over how well they did with luck his whole personal dilema with his mom and eventually coming around to realise he had /other/ people he could fight for is just so sweet

its just ??? everything about that guy? its so fucking nice. its the way theyre able to implement the effects of a traumatising upbringing in a realistic way while acknowledging that it takes time to properly recover and the fact that they show that abuse really does have lasting effects because, despite being treated that way, he still idolised his mother bc what other choice did he have? she was the only one who cared about him in /some/ way even if she was abusive. the other kids in his school were mean as hell for no reason and so he turned to his only source of comfort who only saw him for his powers that proved his strength. and the only praise he got from her was how strong he was, and how he needed to win all his fights, so when she dies, he does everything he can to achieve that goal like a promise that he just cant break bc. again, what other choice does he have? in his head, his mother is all he ever had, even if she wasnt really there for him. but he continues fighting even though he acknowledges all that his mother did to him and its just so. so aughghgh. and he fights and fights and fights and at first its only for his mother, but then he starts looking around him and gets hit by the realisation that things have passed. his mom isn't there anymore, and he had people who genuinely cared about him. he had magna, vanessa, the black bulls, everyone and its just so?? its so important to me u dont understand. he tries to run to her when the choice arises but who does he ultimately go to? his friends, his family bc he had other people to fight for now. it's no longer 'fighting for my mom', now it's just 'fighting for my friends', and MOST IMPORTANTLY 'FIGHTING FOR ME' ahhsuhafhhff its just so fucking important to me his recovery is kept so close to my heart no body gets it holy hel . and he still fights and i LOVE thta about him so fucking much. instead of dropping everythin he had, he claimed it all for himself. instead of pointihg a finger at his mom, he establishes it as his own. and its just so

.maybe im reading too much into it. I'm just silly :P

2. Vanessa

re: mother issues . she is Also so me . IDK I LOVE HER CHARACTER A LOTTTTTT . the way shes written and developed is INSANEEEEEEE AND I LOVE HER FOR WHO SHE IS SHE COULD STRANGLE ME WITH HER THREADS AND ID SUPPORT HER.!!!! she is the coolest and realest character in all of black clover . she cares SO MUCH for the team even if thats not obvious on first glance but she would literally DIE for them (as opposed to luck's "would kill for them (or for no reason at all)" which btw makes them bounce off eachother so well) . also her powers are cool as fuck . Ive always liked the whole concept of threads of fate (greek mythology Your time is numbered) SO OFCC I WENT BALLISTIC WHEN I SAW HER . i was jumping up and down like a FREAK . her design is so cunty too.... who is she serving this much for...

3. Magna

yes theyre my fav trio. i Hope that is obvious. HES SO SILLY AND REAL . I LOVE HIS CHARACTER I LOVE HIS DESIGB AND I LOVE HOW. HOW REAL HE IS . his fear of falling behind is REAL AS FUCKKK. his fear of not being strong enough for his friends is SO ACTUALLY REAL . i love his envy and i love his humanity and i love how that makes him a better character bc he'll always Be the Better version of himself and its never for the wrong reasons . hes literally who i imagine most of us would feel like in the black clover universe dawg .

4. Dorothy

no reason for this tbh i just like her design and personality and powers . She is so sill y.

5. Leopold!!!!

AHHH HES SO SILLY WHAT THE FREAKKKK . hes so FUNNN . i love whenever hes on the screen and i love to imagine how he is with his siblings. hes such a cutie pie!!! I LOVE CHARACTERS LIKE HIM A QHOLE BUNCH . he js my Son

6. Mereleona :3

Design. CHARACTER. WOMAN . GODDD DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! girl i would KILL MYSELF in front of your worst enemy if that mf looked at you wrong . In fact.i would Kill them myself I think .Bc ur so gorgeous and amazing.and bc I LOVE YOU. dawggg shes so awesome and cool and meowmeow and I want her so bad ohmygod whosaid that?!??!

nah though im being fr i love her character sm. i love her independence. i love her loud and brash personality. i love her interactions with other characters. i love her attitude and would love for her to hit me with those arms

7. Noelle

i love her chafacter so insanely i cant even lie to u she might be one of the best written chars in black clover of all time . HER PERSONALITYS SO SILLY TOO AND I LOVE HER DESIGN plus water powers r FIRE

8. Rill

real (Haha) . So solly....how can i not love him...... I'm being fr though he's like ink sans if he slayed better

9. Finral

girlloser i hope he gets set on fire /pos

transfem allegory

10. Fana/Nero

i CANNOT choose. DOnt make me choose pleasr . TEHYRE BOTH SO CUTE AND SILLY AND I LOVE THEIR DESIGNS AND BACKSTORIES AND !!!!!!!!!! they make me go Insne

as for ships and dynamics errrm

1. whatever the fuck this trio is called

im naming them loser3 Til i find ojt their actual trio name . BUT I LOVE THEM OFC I DO THEYRE MY TOP 3 AND I LKVE HOW THEIR PERSONALITIES BOUNCE OFF EACHOTHER . their banter is literally how i talk with my friends . vanessa is the realest older sister and rhe way she teases them (Magna especially) is so so real shes so me . theyre so silly to me..... im so sad they dont have more tgt in canon ....

2. magluck...

ugh i hate Them.ihope they get hit with the doomed Yaoi ray . KIDIDNH . THEYRE SILLY. idc if u see them as friends or as lovers, it doesnt rly matter to me bc theyre literallg perfect pairs regardless of if u see them as platonic or romantic . they HELP EACGOTHER IMPROVE. luck just never giving up on magna even though he feels like he'll never catch up and then magna never letting up on luck bc he knows that fighting is his means of love and how he'll always be his friend even if he can be a jerk and veen though he was possesed by an elf its just so !!!!AND THE SPADE ARC? LUCK SENSING HIS MANA? AND THEN BEING SO EXCITED TO FINALLY SEE HIM AGAIN AFTER MONTHS APART??? AND HIS FIRST THOUGHT ISNT "hes probably weaker than me now" NO ITS "i cant wait to fight him again" GAWDDDDD

they cannot exist without each other but they excel the best when theyre far apart .BUT THE ONLY REASON THAT LATTER PART HAPPENS is bc they WANT to be stronger FOR the other .they dont fight for nothing . i am So Normal about them

3. idk if this counts but the black bulls

i mean no shit i like them . i Like ninjago .

i love it when a group of misfits band together into a found family that nobody was particularly aware they were joining . that is so Real . You have No Choice but to be a part of this family Yami built (not on purpose).If you try to escape, no You wont.You will come back. Thatis a promise and a Threat (looking at zora and nacht).

neurodivergence spectrum looking ass team

4. finral & vanessa :3

do they have a name too . idk. but they're so t4t lesbian. oh my god . love them they're so silly I love cunty girlfailures they're one of my most favourite genders ever fr....

and also THEYRE SO CUTEEE I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP !!!!! their personalities bounce off each other so well and so easily . you could tell me tabata-sensei wrote them as a package deal and Id believe it

5. astelle (i think its what theyreCalled)

used to not be the biggest fan of this ship. until I Saw the Vision. and I waslike Huh.theyre so silly together.

theyre a lot similar to magluck in the way they both seem to help each other improve! and I love their dynamic. i love their personalities. they're meant to be and I fr don't think anyone can convince me otherwise. platonic or romantic, I still believe they're soulmates . they care for each other so much it makes me want to claw my hair out

6. asta n yuno!! :)

the fuck you brothers

theyre the main duo how could they not be well written. their personalities are so GREAT together. their juxtaposition of literally every part of their lives is INSANITY. asta was born with no magic; yuno was born with too much for a peasant. asta was accepted into the 'worst' squad; yuno had joined the best. asta is shouldered by a demon; yuno is aided by a spirit. they are polar opposites, yet they are the same. they are nothing alike but they are brothers.!!!! they mean the world to me and idk how to properly word my thoughts on them

YES YES im a sucker for relationships where the chars support each other so much that they help them improve both indirectly and directly. its cute. its meaningful. i hope my friends feel this way about our friendships.

7. vanessa and luck :3

mother issues core . i love them and I hope they DIE in canon ./pos

theyre so siblings bye. AND I LOVE HOW CHEEKY THEY ARE WITH OTHER PEOPLE. UGH. SHUT UP. ILL BEAT YOUR ASS. i LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

8. zora and magna !!!!

dont ever leave them in a room together or trust you'll have to walk on the walls to get across .Magna really is the little brother zora never asked for 💝

9. asta and klaus

you HAVE to see my vision. do you UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY IT IS that klaus had beef with this shrimp half his size. AND THEN HE ENDS UP RESPECTING HIMLIKE GUYS . THEYRE SO FUNNY .THEYRE SO GOOFY. i love their dynamic sm. they're so goddamn silly. I'm going to throw them into a blender.

10. secre/nero and asta :p

hes the little brother that she secretly wished for for her 10th Christmas as a child and here he is 500 years later!!!

IM NOT SURE WHAT IT IS. THEYRE JUST REALLY FUNNY OTGETHER. their personalities are so contrasting its insane how well they get along.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

MICKEY U R SPOILING ME SO BAD … every single one of these thoughts fed me / watered my crops / etc etc. my master plan has worked <333 i got a bunch of super cute super real hcs for free!!!

i read this while drinking my silly lil cup of coffee right after waking up like i was reading the morning newspaper LMAOO i was smiling the whole time!!! talking to u is so funnn but also we really are just enabling each others obsessions arent we mickey 😭😭 …. very real of us i think

BUT HELLO????? I CANT BELIEVE U STARTED WRITING IN SEPTMEBER WDYMMMM ….. HOW R U ALREADY SO CRAZY GOOD ….. thats such a cool coincidence though bc im pretty sure i started posting my writing sometime around september!! or maybe august … either way im telling u we’re linked!!!

im so glad ur doing well too mickeyyyy 🥺🥺 and having fun writing!! as u should hehe. also SAMEEE uve made the writing process soso fun for me too <333 still going crazy over knights and princes etc etc. that vampire!reader x dumb sweetie!gojo thing u posted is also just rotting in my brain atp

AND MICKEYYYY U R LITERALLY SO COOL TO ME WHAT……… U LOVE MOVIES? UR A CINEPHILE?. plEAASSEE teach me ur ways i want to be a movie guy SO fucking bad but i have no clue where to start 😭😭😭 i kinda just live under a rock i think. i dont know anything abt actors or directors… I WANT TO THOOOUGHH…..

its so reassuring to know u love fight club also. i feel like super duper popular movies can be hits or misses but i trust ur taste 100%!!!!!! just from what ive seen i feel like i’d like it so maybe ill watch it sometime soon!!! im a chronic procrastinator when it comes to stuff like this tho 😭😭 i feel like thats part of the problem ……

aaaa but!! one thing i can say is that i DID absolutely love glass onion!!! knives out is still my fave of the two but both were so so good …….. i looked up the director of the holmes movies but i dont think ive watched any of his other works T_T

i honestly couldnt tell u what my taste in movies is either ….??? i love musicals a ton and i like . detective movies…. mystery movies…. i also love the ghibli movies but im trying to think of non-animated movies rn…. i WANT to say i can get behind pretty much anything but im so sensitive to horror and scifi and some psycholgical tropes WHICH LIKE…. definitely eliminates a lot of good movies 😭😭 i have no idea where to find movies to watch either <///3

(BUT ON THAT NOTE : I WOULD LOOOOVE TO SEE UR LETTERBOXD PLSPLSPLS I AM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES………. i trust ur taste like i trust nothing else mickey pls show me the way 🙇‍♂️)

aaaa but anyways!!!! EVERYTHING U SAID ABT SASHISU IS SO REAL SO TRUE ……. giggled to myself reading it u just Get them. our silly little guys <33

PLEASEEE THE ARI/MICKEY/SASHISU MOVIE NIGHTS WOULD GO CRAZY WOULDNT THEY………. sugu giving everyone a death stare, gojo talking while the movie’s playing, mickey doing the same thing but only to share insightful commentary (gojo is talking just to talk LMAO)…..  and then me + shoko just sitting there in silence bc shes fully enjoying the chaos and im still trying to figure out whats going on in the movie PSBDBDBDB……. ”wait im lost whos that guy again?” cue 10 minute mickey/sugu exposition <3

BUT;;;;; SUGU HOLDING UR HAND DURING THE MOVIE…. RESTING HIS HAND ON UR THIGH …….. (explodes) mickey r u trying to kill me HES SOOOOOO…….. huffing a bit when he keeps missing ur popcorn-hungry hands…… gripping ur thigh loosely just bc he wants to feel u. watching ur reaction to the movie out of the corner of his eye…. i would give him the world

UR FEEDING ME W THE SHOKO CRUMBS TOO watching crime stuff w her would be sososo fun!! 🥺🥺 she would know Way too much abt it LOL…. and HELP u watching that as a kid 😭😭 thats so funny ur poor mom U WERE SO REAL FOR IT THO dont let the haters get u down <33

and abt the office!! i think shoko would find michael funny tbh. maybe has a bit of a soft spot bc hes gojocoded LOL but bc of that she has to act like she doesnt like him. more than anything tho i think she’d like pam !! :) shoko is just so gay to me im sorry i just KNOW she sees a pretty woman on screen and grows immediately attached <333

IM SO GLAD U SEE THE GOJO/MUSICAL VISION…… mickey if u want to watch a super good musical i recommend ”the guy who didnt like musicals” its very meta and very funny and the songs are sososo good the whole thing is on yt ull like it i promise 🙏🙏 def the one musical i’d recommend for ppl who arent super into the genre!!

ah but. u rly are trying to kill me arent u….. GOJO TRYING TO MAKE U LAUGH N SMILE BY SINGING HHGGGGHHG.. SOB……. hes the sweetest cutest ever ever ever how could u do this to me…….. 😭😭😭😭 its embarrassing how whipped i am hes so. hes just so. just wants to see u smileeeee god please save me from the grip this fictional man has on my psyche

AND OFC UR SO RIGHT ABT HIM TOO when it comes to reality tv he is always on the side of Women <333 our feminist king. "what a dick i would never i would never baby" BAHDHSHD U GET HIM SO WELL I CAN HEAR HIS VOICE…

and and!! WATCHING SPORTS W HIMMMM gosh that would be so fun ur right. he would get so heated so quickly PSBDJD i feel like he would get instantly infected by ur enthusiasm 😭😭😭 hes a cutie a sweetie etc etc. cheers for ur favorites and gets mad on ur behalf if they lose <333 then he switches up LOL ”i wouldnt have failed you like that” who does he thinks he is (affectionate)….

AND AND AND… UR FAVE MOVIES…… GRRRRRR I JUST KNOW U HAVE THE BEST TASTE MICKEY IM SO JEALOUS 💔💔💔 ive been meaning to watch everything everywhere all at once but im a lil scared of scifi-ish plots 😭😭 IM SUCH A SCAREDY CAT U DONT GET IT ……… BUT i have watched into the spiderverse <333 and obv i loved it !!

OHHH AND U LIKE ACTION MOVIES!! i lovelovelove action but i dont have much experience watching action movies that arent animated (so if u 👀👀 have any recs 👀👀👀…. i am begging for crumbs)

MICKEY I TREASURE OUR LONG RB CONVOS SM U DONT GET IT 🙏🙏🙏 they bring me sm joyyy i was gonna reply to the poetry thread right after this but since ur here anyways i figured ill just continue it on this thread so u dont have to jump back n forth <;33 this really does feel like we’re two soldiers drafting each other letters during a long war PDJDKBFBF

ok but 9-5 aside THAT GENUINELY SOUNDS SO FUN TO ME……… i think i would love to just do monotonous tasks like that <33 n a book warehouse!! thats so nice!!!!!! i hope u survive the work hours and find smth that fits u better though. im cheering u on!!!! <3

i hope u end up liking the book u buy too!!! so far siken’s only collections are crush and war of the foxes but again; both r super good!! plsplspls tell me if u find any poems at all that u like i’d love to read them!! im currently hunting down this One poem in my image folder bc it reminded me a bit of the one u sent me and i think ud really like it!! :3

AND OFC i agree w everything u said abt de and harry <333 I WAS THE SORRY COP TOO PSJFKDK but on my second run i tried apocalypse cop bc i think its so unbelievably funny. harry will literally say shit like ”the great bloodletting will befall us all” and kim is just like ”ok.” PDNDKD I LOVE THEM I DOOO….

CUNO AND CUNOESSE TOO ohhh mickey…. empathy was my main skill when i first played and i was SO invested in cuno i love him sm :( i feel so bad for him. hes also just the funniest character in the game i think pdbfkdkd HARRY EXCLUDED…

and on that note the quotes u picked out PLSSSS mickey theyre so good…… ”major narc. (point to yourself)” I LOVVEEEE HIMMM SOOO…… ”i would like to sleep on gold. hustler-style.” <- found this one in my de folder too hes so silly <33 AND THE ENTIRE BLOATED CORPSE CONVO FUCKING EATS god i love it sm. its so good. that quote goes so hard im keeling over (“i remember nothing.” as a response too……… whewwwww)

^ MICKEY????????? U CANT SAY THIS AND EXPECT ME TO SURVIVE IM GOING INSANE IM BITING AT MY SCREEN IM GOING RABID i know ive said it at least thrice but like. words cant express how fucking hyped i am for the next parts. im so in love w ur knight its unfair u truly dont understand how insane they make me :(( ohhh the burden of being a knight of being a weapon of being disposable…. i am THINKING

aaaa and ur fave games!!!!!!! GREAT taste i havent played any of them myself (yet!!) but my friends love them and ive heard nothing but good things!!! been meaning to play the last of us…. one of these days ill get to it for sure (<- chronic procrastinator)

i forgot to mention it last time but another rec i have (that i think ud really like!!) is slay the princess… BIG disco elysium vibes. i dont wanna say too much bc its best to experience blind but!! the art and designs are super good, its funny and interesting and has a lot of cool horror, AND : it has BIG ihtctaot vibes. at least to me!! either way its super duper good, i promise <33

AND AND ANDDDD LASTLY… i would LOVE to get some soundtrack recs R U KIDDING……. i absolutely loveeee listening to different instrumentals but i only rly do it for video games or anime (THE JJK S2 SOUNDTRACK…. whewwwww) so i’d love some movie soundtracks recs!!!! 🥺

u r teaching me so much genuinely!!!! i love how we’re just talking abt different art we love <333333 sending a big kiss directly to ur forehead

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ari<33 how was your day? how is it going? tell me tell me!! MY QUESTION IS what movies would be your movies with gojo n geto n shoko?? like something you're both always down to watch

i just thought about this bc i put jackass on for background noise (a totally normal thing to do i know) and i realized that jackass would absolutely be something me n gojo would bond over lmao i think he'd find it so funny and he'd react to everything sooo dramatically like he's crawling backwards over the couch he's gagging he's crying he's laughing and he will most definitely wanna fucking try some of the stunts............................ he's stupid and i love him

- @softgirlgonehaywire

MICKEY !!!!!!!! hihihi!!!!!!!!! so happy to see u here hehe. my day was good!!! 🌻🌻🌻 im trying to take advantage of my uni break to read and write a bunch!!! which is super fun :D i wanna check out more of ur stuff sometime soon too !!!!

what abt u mickey?? did u do anything fun??? i hope ur day was (or is!!) super duper lovely <33

AAAA AND. thats the cutest question ever im losing it im biting at the walls tysm for indulging my sashisu obsession….. this got long u have been warned ‼️

FIRST OF ALL i just wanna say i havent watched jackass so i cant comment as much as i want to 😔😔😔 bUT i trust u and agree w everything u say yep yep !!!! AND i 100% agree that gojo would do movie stunts w u THATS SO CUTE 😭😭 he would do the most complicated dangerous stunt just to impress u <333 and then break his ankle. and force u to nurse him back to health it was on purpose :/

ahhh but!!!! honestly mickey i dont watch as many movies as id like to……. (PLS GIVE ME RECS 🙏🙏🙏) i have some faves and genres that i love tho!! so here r just some general thoughts :3

gojo is canonically down to watch basically anything so i feel like we would hunt down the most awful/low quality/unintentionally hilarious movies we can n just lose it laughing. ALSO…. im not super into reality tv but i think gojo would LOVE that shit. obsessed w it. i would watch his silly little reality tv shows just to make him happy <333 i feel like he would have genuine beef w people on the show too PHDKDJD LIKE DAMN IS IT REALLY THAT SERIOUS… but it is. he’s out for blood.

….. also this is me being self indulgent lets be clear but: some part of me thinks gojo would love musicals <33 its the would-be theatre kid in him. i love and cherish the legally blonde musical and i know he would too. he sings along obnoxiously loud which would be super funny if he was tone deaf but sadly he has a beautiful voice LMAOO

NOW as for shoko …… she loves horror movies. loves them loves them. i think she’d actually prefer really bad horror movies though. bc she thinks the over-the-top effects are so funny… either way im suffering bc im a scaredy cat LOL. but i feel like she’d like that too <33 (i would cry and she would comfort me by explaining how splattered brains ACTUALLY look and that would make me cry more)

AH ALSO … i have literally no idea where this came from and its not a movie but!! i think shoko would be unreasonably obsessed w the office. its her hyperfixation. we would binge it together all the time <33 my favorite is michael but she would compare him to gojo (objectively correct comparison) and i would no longer be able to see him the same way

and then for sugu…….. he’s so pretentious mickey. i just know he is. ONLY watches good movies. if u ask nicely he’ll watch a bad movie w u but will silently judge it + ur taste the whole time i hate him. (i dont.) idk i just feel like he has way too much to say abt fight club and the godfather PSBDJBF TELL ME U SEE THE VISION…. will lowkey mainsplain them to u but its sugu so i think its fine <33

but jokes aside i think sugu just has Good taste. beyond the mainstream toxic man movies (and even w those i think he has genuinely good and interesting takes he’s simply Perfect)… i feel like he has a wide selection of lesser known movies that are actually really really good and he shares them w u <3 and gatekeeps them from everyone else im thinking like old monochrome french movies w really interesting plots …. indie gems …. etc etc.

but as i said im not knowledgeable abt movies at ALL so i think id just have to trust his taste n watch them w him 😭😭 i cant decide if he’s the type to pause the movie every two minutes to explain something or give u side eye if u talk while its playing PDBDJDJ EITHER WAY… i love him.

OH BUT BUT BUT …. i think sugu would love mystery movies a lot!!! and they r my favorites ever ever ever. i love knives out & the 2009 sherlock holmes movies so i would force him to watch them w me. thankfully theyre super good so we’d both be happy :) yeah.

if u pay attention while reading u can tell the exact moment i started getting carried away i think PDBDJD THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD QUESTION MICKEY ….. so fun to think abt. if u have any more thoughts on what u and gojo would watch PLS tell me i am itching to know 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[busylilbee]

Finally got to fight @softlygasping and lost (both times bc we had a redo since I went down so fast the first time)

In my defense for the first round they completely incapacitated me within 10 seconds by accidentally landing their knee on the side of my thigh (which is muscle bc hiking) which left me able to do nothing but laugh-scream in pain while they pinned me 😂

[mikeyelistsukasa]

Hello!!! It’s me! :))

Can I request Tsukasa, Sakura (I don’t remember if you write for her or not,) and Kou with a s/o who’s chaotic?? Not in a bad way tho, they’re not evil or something, they’re just so energetic and worry-free. Uh, in resume, s/o is literally weird.

Thank u!! <33

Yayyyy another request!!!!!Yes i do write for sakura and this is gonna be my first time woohoo! (12th request)

Tsukasa Sakura and Kou with a Chaotic Darling

He‘s chaotic, you’re chaotic. Thats it. You two are meant to be together.

Though don’t think you can ever be more chaotic than him. He will proof that. even if he needs to spill some blood

„Ne s/o! I bet you wouldn’t handle splitting a mokke in half >:]“

„O-ofcourse i can!“

The ghost was too stunned to speak at your reply

That is until you end up running away with the mokke so that he won’t kill it.

„COMEEE BACKKK YOU‘RE NO FUNNN“

You often have innocent competitions like who is the best at cuddling or who would break hand holding first

He loves your carelessness and that you’re worry free

But he still makes sure that you don’t push your worry free self.

He once brushed it off by letting you also fight a supernatural.

That is until you got hurt

No more fighting for you <3 he thought

„Let me help you fight that supernatural Tsukasa!!!!“

„Nono darling its okay“ *picks you up and puts you somewhere more safely* „just watch as your lovely partner in crime does that for you~“

Overall loves his partner/gf/bf that acts like they/she/he had a gallon of sugar and 10 cups of coffee/energy drinks

Now. Most people would think she would hate having an chaotic Partner/gf/bf

But in reality she would enjoy someone who is an extrovert (but a introvert darling is also not bad)

She loves you and shows you some small affection. That is only if you didn’t get into an accidental trouble or annoyed her at the wrong time/day.

Just be on her good side and you’ll be ok and feel loved :)

Loves every time you show her affection because you show her affection that is NORMAL and not licking her ear -_-

„Huh why is suddenly everyone looking at me? :D“

Honestly if you’re a total sweetheart she might try some of your cooking (unless it’s obvious that its uneatable)

„For me? Thank you dear I’ll go make some tea so we can eat them together“

„I WANT SOME TOOoooo𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚘“

Just in case lets tsukasa have the first bite to see for his reaction <3

You being all worry-free is a bit good but mostly bad since who knows into what supernatural you could bump into.

So she asks tsukasa‘s kokujoudai to watch after you

She just doesn’t want you to get hurt that is all

Another chaotic extrovert

You guys are soulmates

Is very clingy when he found out you’re worry free. He needs to be there for you incase a supernatural comes to attack you!

Baking for you two is like some adventure with adrenaline

You guys once decided to bake at your house

„I CANT FIND THE FLOUR“

„ITS IN THE FRIDGE“

“WHY IS YOUR FLOUR IN THE FRIDGE IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!“

„I SAW ON TWITTER THAT IF YOUR FLOUR IS IN THE FRIDGE IT WOULD MIX EASIER WITH MILK

Ofc you believed twitter 🤦

So while you were waiting for the oven to do his work you decided to watch some tv

Not a good idea

„Hey do you smell something?“

„Oh crap! I think its the food!“

„There’s no way it burned. The timer still didn’t ring“

„Oh. Good to know you put a timer!“

„Wait i thought you put the timer?

………..

So heh…who is craving for some burned muffins?😅~

Thank you so much friend for requesting again! You know how much i love to write :,) hope i satisfied you please visit again!🌹

[sm-baby]

The Blaire Witch

Mmm little ficlet... I miss Lawrence so much... Finna make Lawrence and Witch doodles in the morning<3

Word Count: 4, 084 words, 22,435 characters

A little fast paced but ayyeee, Im vibin ~w~ just more brainrot for me that I wanna put out there and I wanna put into practice, very much for fun and wasn't the more editted!

Havvee funnn imma go sleep now 😴

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The grounds of the Athena battlefield weren't the most peaceful in western Europe. A war-filled wasteland, smoke and blood polluted the land. The sky was covered in gray. Planted bombs and mines activating one after the other the more the battlefield worsened. Soldiers dying for what they lived for, witches trying to keep them alive, ravagers trampling homes and sectors, taking captive the enemy healers for forced resources.

The screams and orders of dying soldiers filled the air, some slowly passing after healers failed to see them. Some died from a complete freeze response, shell shock filling their eyes and blurred their ears; they barely processed the arrows in their stomach seconds away from killing them. Normally stoic soldiers hugging their men goodbye on their last breath; one last cry of sentiment that will never be heard. The loneliness, the anger, the desperacy, your passion for a cause meant to kill you. Your will to live returning seconds before death. Your story that you know will never be told. All the love and compassion you have for your cause or the people with you bottled down and objectified to a statistic.

No one was safe from the trauma of war. Everything was unpredictable. Ones who came out as brave heroes in the last fight, might have been the first to die in the next.

The spies, the traitors, the sabotage, the ones who you think you could trust… You would do anything in your power to stay alive. But no living being could make it without a piece of them dying.

Yet, somehow, amongst the midst of it all, the lady Athena seemed to lose all the survival instincts of one who's been alive. Even after being told to take cover by her most trusted ally, she stood idly by as lives lost their light. Eyes wide open, almost like she was taking everything in. The mortality, the life. She felt alive. In the most terrifying way possible.

"Athena!" Yelled the General under the shields of a foxhole, refilling his crossbow.

No response.

"ATHENA!" He exclaimed! He wanted her to get down, to take cover, he was aware of how weak her body was! But after the total silence, the quiet, the lack of snark or plan, he came to his own conclusion.

The woman he was with turned to him slowly, eyes empty yet filled all at the same time. She seemed speechless, the way she turned to him felt mindless and dazed, and she looked like she lost control of every part of her body.

The general knew that look in her eyes. He's seen it time and time again with his own men and himself. The trauma, the full stop their body reverts to. He was furious at how irresponsible she was being, but he couldn't get too angry at her.

He completely pulled her down shortly after her hesitation. The woman was lucky no aim damaged her during her little stunt. But her daze still seemed to have stayed even after being tackled into the hole.

" God damn it!" The general cursed under his breath trying to stay calm. His partner was in no state to fight for the time being. It was up to him to carry both of them in the meanwhile.

Now with his newly refilled bow, he perched himself back up against the foxhole to continue defense, but for a split second, at the corner of his eyes, the woman who had suspect to be in complete and utter shell shock, sat loosely in the hole, her body fully relaxed and taking in the sounds of the environment. She smiled in a way that the illager didn't recognize. It was common for soldiers to be manic during shell shock, but she looked so calm that it confused him.

The general didn't ask questions, because in a split second, he was already back to his battle. Everyone grieves differently. And he didn't have a reason to question hers.

It had been two weeks or so since the two generals made it back home, and it had been a few nights since the last battle.

Athena seemed to have completely lost her head during that time. She completely lost control of her staff, had forgotten the sign language of war, and the spells she could conjure, even the way she walked and talked to her people was strange. She seemed to be a lot more unsure of herself and vague with how she spoke, even if it's not seen by passer bys at first.

The longer she's been home though, the more it felt like she was …back to normal. She had been talking normally, walking normally, laughing normally… For all the soldiers know she was acting strange for a short amount of time before recovering.

The General, however, knew better.

She may have been acting like herself again, but there was something about her that didn't feel like her.

From an outside view, She hasn't been making the effort to touch anyone. her remarks and jokes, sure, executed in her voice, are ones she normally wouldn't make. She never sent any letters or kept the ones sent to her.

At a personal level, She had been distant with one who she would call her friend. She had no filter when speaking to the general, never correcting herself, no understanding of his triggers, his cues, and never used his name ever since he came back.

This Erma wasn't as clingy as she used to be. Instead of hugs, calming shoulder touches, headpats, and hand squeezing, he got compliments, smiles, and declarations of greatness. She would flirt, but this time it didn't feel like she didn't mean it. The general would usually take those as jokes to her sarcasm but this time it didn't end with her laughing or taking it back…

It was just at the dead of night, a few weeks after the incident on the battlefield. Most of their soldiers had already fully healed thanks to their allied witches. The soldiers were each finishing their scraps of dinner, taking lines to clean their plate in the local sinks, as some spoke to their fellow men and women.

The Athena witches had been teaching the soldiers how to keep morale up in times of war, some experienced the culture shock of the other having too much or too little freedom. Either way, they have made quite a bit of progress as a sector, witches are a one of a kind infectious ally.

They taught the soldiers to dance, and sing, and play games that didn't waste too much energy, and it helped. The soldiers themselves have been dangerously attached to their fellow men, but their trust towards eachother got stronger because of it. And maybe, perhaps, it encouraged their will to live for another war.

The witches practically hosted the dining tables outside that night. They clanged their plates and made instruments with the tables.

" I don't know what I've been told!"

" I don't know what I've been told! "

sang their rhymes, shared their culture and listened to theirs!

" Boy, marines are mighty bold!"

" Boy, marines are mighty bold! "

The soldiers cheered and were encouraged to let their beasts out not just with anger. They partied, they gathered, they celebrated a win.

This behavior has been allowed by the General for quite awhile now. After a long while of convincing by his dear friend, he noticed how much happier his men were starting to be. He can hear the cheering and parties from the 2nd floor of the mansion. He took a short look from the window and saw them putting up the outside tables to gather around each other. It was a sense of community he never had when he was their age. And he was relieved he didn't ruin them beyond repair.

He walked the hallways of the second floor. This was the part of the mansion where his and Erma's rooms were. They have been a little distant these past few days. They haven't had an intimate conversation for a while, and ever since the incident on the battlefield, he wanted to check up on her.

The walk through the hallway was quiet, the laughter from the outside was slightly muffled, while the sounds of his shoes stayed silent against the hardwood floor.

He just thought about what he wanted to talk about with her. She has been there for him in his episodes of shock, he sure as hell wanted to be there for her. But even then, he wanted to ask what she had been doing, why she was acting strange, that she could talk to him.

He… missed her… and he wanted to make that clear.

" Blaire?" He opened the door to her room, wanting to speak, but was later baffled by the confusing sight before him.

The room was littered with her letters scattered everywhere, the ones she would keep treasured in their little boxes were pulled out and thrown to the side. Her journal on the table wide open as well! The room-- was a mess! He knew his friend wasn't the most fond of cleaning, but she knew better than to leave the place like that! She always wanted to set a good example to her people! What was this??

In his search to find answers he only found more questions. Questions that he could no longer take unanswered. As her friend and closest ally, he didn't like the secrets that she's keeping from him.

He walked down the mansion stairs. If she wasn't in her room already, perhaps she was still outside.

Flush~! The witch walked outside the bathroom stall. The unisex rest room for the soldiers, was surprisingly clean for who the users were. She does remember a weekly general cleaning that takes place for the soldiers to encourage proper hygiene, but still. She, as second in command, didn't have to participate in those ordeals other than her own room. A grand honor truly.

She chuckled mentally. She didn't know where this little attitude came from, but it felt right to who she wanted to be. Looking at the mirror, The way she learned to droop her eyelids down in a relaxed or seductive way made her feel calm yet confident about herself, like a woman wearing heels. She can very easily go back to old habits, the bug eyed look she and her mates had that felt more comfortable, but it's easily seen as out of place by the strangers around her; she's reverted to using it when she was alone.

The body wasn't too bad either, good curves, charming freckles, beautiful lavender eyes, no wonder everyone expected utter confidence from her. She felt confident. This was a version of her that she loved.

Her stay in the mortal world had been incredibly curious so far and she loved every part of it. The soldiers were curious about her and her companion when they came back home, which first started the questioning about how strangely she acted. The general however, shut down any sort of gossip as they both just came out of a traumatizing experience. But other than that, the people were fine. The illagers, though passive, welcome her like she's the life of the party. The witches speak to her like she was any other friend. Yet there was a clear respect on both sides.

It wasn't all the positives that she loved however. A few days ago? The moment she felt sand on her feet or dirty soil? The way she coughed and felt sick when she inhaled the pollution? The adrenaline she felt when danger came? She would not trade it for the world.

Even on the battlefield, it was exhilarating! The screaming, the death, the blood! The reminder of mortality! The emotions the wasteland made her feel! Negative or positive, it was painful but she loved it! She was alive! God, she was alive! And that day truly emphasised it in her head that it paralyzed her!

She was still riding the high to the day! She was still processing what she could do! She is still learning and loving the thought that one day the high is going to wear out, and the effects of the battlefield might actually eat at her! What a time to be alive!

She felt herself bite her lip as she gripped the sides of the sink. That man who was with her in that hole. She didn't know what to do with him. It didn't take a genius to understand that he and that witch were close. But she knew nothing about how to act towards him. The best possible move is to grow distant, leave him to his own devices, slowly break apart the bond between him and what he thought was his friend. No witness, no suspicions. But despite that…

She loved how much he's grown on her.

He made her feel the most accepted and comfortable in the whole entire camp. He spoke softly to her when she was in distress, and protected her in the battlefield. He made her feel all the positives that came with living, and it was sort of addicting. How could she not praise a man like that? How could she stop herself from telling him how he made her feel? She was a fool. She was a fool and she loved it.

" Blaire" he called her. Her person seemed to go by many names. "Erma" from the villager they came home with, "Athena" by the soldiers, "Lavender" by the letters she's read… and… " Blaire" by the captain.

The lip bite softened to a smile. How sweet. How special. Her last name. And he never uses it when they are around anyone else. Oh, she felt special. And it felt like a great disconnect to what everyone else called her. He was the only one to call her this. She was not Erma. She was Blaire.

" Blaire!"

She flinched and turned to the voice at the entrance.

" There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you."

" Oh! Captain! " She stuttered, embarrassed, and gathered herself up again. " Oh sorry, did I worry you?" She clicked her teeth and started speed walking to the entrance. She didn't know if she could handle a conversation with this man at the moment, she felt like she was a little out of her element that night. " I'll go to my room immediately."

But just then. He blocked the entrance with his arms to stop her. " I do need to talk to you. "

" Oh, this is no place to speak, captain!"

" I know. Wait for me in your room. I'll join you soon. " She just always managed to slip away when he wanted to talk to her about something, and he at least wanted to get a word out.

The witch mentally sucked in air through her teeth. GREAT. She has no excuses when they're in private! What does she do NOW. And this didn't seem like he takes no for an answer either. "Yes. That sounds. Great." She said with a forced smile.

Lawrence sighed, happy that she said yes. By then he already cleared the entrance for her to walk out. He would gladly give her the time that she needed if she wasn't ready, but her saying yes must mean she was doing better. " Alright. I haven't been able to talk with you one-on-one and I… miss you." He whispered to her.

That sent shivers down the witch's spine! He had that voice again that made her feel safe...She could feel her body melt just by hearing it, she barely noticed that her mask was breaking.

" Blaire?"

" Huh? What?" She said coming back to her senses "Yes! Yes. I will see you there." She walked past him and started speed walking through the hallway " U-uh! T-Take your time! I need a moment.. to... do-- Woman! Things!" She laughed nervously and started walking faster.

Lawrence sighed at her acting strange again. He really didn't like the fact that she was hiding things from him.

While alone in her room, The false Athena hastily gathered up all the letters she had been analyzing for the past few days. She wanted to know how Erma was like around people. From what she gathered, she seemed witty, smart, quick and capable, but her look-a-like was a little unqualified to pull that off… She's only been alive for a few weeks! She couldn't possibly replicate someone so perfectly like that! She did so much and she's still not done! What else could she possibly look through??

Erma seemed to keep her letters organized no matter how old they were. She had three boxes worth of letters from one named "Shells" with its color being green, "Cath" being blue, and " Papa" being red, with a drawn heart at the end of the name. Everyone else seemed to be in one big box.

The witch didn't care which letter came to which box however. She simply just shoved whatever letter to whatever box, not even caring if she made creases. It's not like it mattered, she wasn't planning on contacting anyone any time soon.

She flinched at the sound of the knock on her door and the creek coming from it. This led her to just messily shove random letters in one box and throw it inside the closet!

" YES???" She said leaning on the closet door, acting as if she didn't just completely invade someone's privacy.

" Oh good, you're here." The captain walked in closing the door behind him. He looked at her again just noticing the stance she was in " What are you doing?"

" NOTHING." She laughed.

the captain sighed at her response. Things feel a little different now that he was sure she was keeping secrets from him.

Silence filled the room for just a few moments. The witch didn't know why the captain was here and Lawrence didn't know how to start the conversation either. What could he even say? His heart was a little heavy; he felt like he was holding his breath!

" Erma-"

She mentally flinched at being called that. She hated it, she hated it so much. "Blaire." The witch interrupted him. "Call me Blaire."

Lawrence looked up at her strangely. He rarely called her by her first name, but he would think she would appreciate it if he did! " What?"

" I'm just not used to you calling me by my first name." She looked at him normally, shrugging. As if she was trying to play it off.

This… worsened the thought that she was lying to him. He can't help but think she was hiding something from him even at that small exchange! This brought more questions to his head and it distressed him! He didn't like feeling unsure when he was with her!

"… Did I do something wrong??" He blurted out, like a breath that he held on to for too long. He thought he might as well have said it outright, the atmosphere was unbearable!

The witch was a little stunned at first! That was not a question she expected a man like him to ask! " What?" He looked like a hard man, why would he ask something so vulnerable??

The captain started pacing around the room trying to find his head. His hands momentarily shake, to self-stimulate and help him think. "You're the one who told me that I should communicate with you, and you like it when I communicate with you- but now- you're not talking to me." He said, looking at her with the most confused look in his eye. "I'm new to this and I feel like I did something to you that's making you distant from me. "

Expected or not, it pained her to see the man blame himself! She saw the distress in his voice and wanted to take it all away in an instant! " Captain! Of course not, you did absolutely nothing wrong!" She had the instinct to move closer to him to-- comfort him?? To reassure him??

"Then why have you been acting so strange?" He asked. " I saw your room earlier, everything was scattered about. What was that then? "

The witch fell silent. He saw her room. She was a fool, how many tracks did she leave wide open??

She hadn't noticed how her arms wrapped around herself, and the way she progressively lost eye contact. She was stunned in a way where she was terrified. Now that was a direct question that she can't answer, though she wished she could. She wished she could tell him everything that she felt, but she knew that would happen if she did. No one would be happy in that situation.

"…Captain, everything that I'm doing right now is for the sake of you and me. " She said softly. Her voice got quiet and hesitant. " I don't want to lose you because you might learn something you're not allowed to know."

Lawrence looked at her, now worried. He felt the protective bone in his body after seeing her wrapping her arms around herself. She looked distressed and that..wasn't what he was here for. Was it really that important that he shouldn't know? " …It's for a mission, isn't it? Am I not allowed to know about it?"

" I don't know what…" she cut herself off. " Yes. Yes, it is."

Lawrence sighed in an almost relieved way. If only he had known…it was so like Erma to protect him like that… "Is that what it was this whole time…" he took a deep breath and tried to straighten himself again. His friend seemed distressed and he didn't want to add to it. " Alright. If it's for the sake of a mission I won't ask for more. But can you at least tell me how you're doing? "

And as if she hadn't noticed, she leaned into him and held both his hands together with hers. " I am… the happiest I have ever been, captain.." she said softly with a smile. The eye contact she made was direct and warm, soft, but nothing like how they would look when she tried to act like Erma. " You made this so easy for me and I could not ask for anything else."

Lawrence went silent, looking back down at her, eyes filled with sympathy, and guilt. His friend must be going through so much… if only he could help her. She sounded like she was in pain keeping these things from him.

She didn't know why, but she had a strong instinct to press their noses together in the most tender way. Her eyes trailed their way to his lips, which then she slowly leaned in and close her eyes… before Lawrence pulled her in to completely wrap his arms around her.

He buried his head on her shoulder as if not wanting to let her go, wanting to protect her and keep her safe. She was the closest he's ever been to anyone in… his lifetime and he didn't want it to change, so he trusted her little plan for the time being. His grip was tight and protective. This man really missed his friend.

The witch was completely startled by the hug, but she didn't at all complain. She didn't know what came over her just now, but this was just as lovely to have. His body was as warm as thought it was, and it almost felt like his heart and Erma's, the body she inhabitted, beat in sinc. This was an amazing experience to her… it wasn't exhilarating, it didn't make her excited, but it kept her calm. And it felt warm.

"You're so brave, you know that? "

Blaire, wordlessly, wrapped her arms around him. She couldn't pretend to be modest. She really was brave for pulling these foolish little stunts. She only chuckled and nodded her head, which Lawrence felt in the hug.

"That's all I really wanted to ask." Lawrence's grip calmed down. " I'll come to you if I have more questions, but it's getting late and I'm losing enough sleep already. " He sighed and tried to pull away, but was quickly brought back into the hug from the emotional false witch.

"No.... no, just a little longer. "

That was funny... He gladly accepted the hug again for a longer few minutes. Finally, after so long, his friend craving touch again.

There's his Erma...

[i-arch-my-backula]

i saw your requests were open and was wondering if you could write a male reader x jason voorheez but it's before jason drowned

like the reader and jason are just kids and they become friends at camp crystal lake. because jason is ostracized and the reader is his first friend, instead of participating in camp activities, reader likes to sneak off with jason behind the cabins and they do whatever they want like drawing on the ground with sticks or finding cool rocks

Ohhh this is so funnn. I’m gonna write this as platonic because they’re both kids but still this is gonna be great. Anyway here’s young Jason x male reader

After breakfast you look around and sneak off to go behind the badger cabin. You survey the ground for any good sticks you can use for a sword fight. Jason’s gonna be here soon and you’ve got a long day of activities to do. You two don’t really join in on the normal activities with the other campers to avoid the teasing they do. You met Jason at the camp fire on opening night. Most kids are scared or weirded out by how he looks but you never seemed to mind. You two quickly became friends. You spend most days behind the cabins goofing off. Today you’re gonna teach Jason how to hold a snake. Eventually you find two good looking sticks. Just in time Jason comes racing up. “Jason! Hey man I’ve got some stuff planned for us today. But first a sword fight.” He nods and grabs the stick. He doesn’t talk much but you don’t mind really, you can still have a good time. You two get into stance and start hitting the sticks together. You know not to actually touch each other so whoever knocks the others stick out first wins.

After awhile of this Jason knocks the stick out of your hand and jumps up and down in victory. You roll your eyes. “Ok ok you win. But I wanna take you down to the science cabin so I can show you how to hold a snake. Jason brightens up at this, smiling with his crooked teeth. You two race over there and thankfully it’s empty. You go to the snakes tank and watch it. It’s about two feet long and albino. It’s name is Casper and she really likes you. You pop off the top and carefully scoop her up, letting her wrap around your arm. “Let her move her head and explore, she’ll stay wrapped around your arm.” Jason nods and Casper moves around, sticking out her tongue. “I saw a guy with a split tongue in a magazine before. He had it done.” You rotate your arm for Casper and Jason watches. “Ok hold out your arm.” Jason does and you move Casper over to it. She slowly transfers and Jason smiles wider. “Now be gentle and slow.” He watches the snake and nods. Casper is gentle with him as slowly slithers. After awhile you put her back and go with Jason to collect flat rocks you can skip together. Your pockets grows heavy. You two go to the dock and start skipping. Jason is great at it and you, not so much. You get a few but Jason gets most of his. The lunch bell rings and you two run over to the mess hall. You can sit with each other during lunch thankfully and you two talk about home and what to do later. After lunch is when you get letters from home. You have to go back to your cabins to do that but you don’t mind. You’ll get to see him later. You really like Jason. He likes you too.

[moonflower-31]

I Won’t Forget You - Spencer Reid x Reader

Masterlist

(Part 1) 

Part 2 

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Female Reader 

Warnings: Murder Case descriptions and mild language  

Tags: @dra-reid 

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Now you were incredibly nervous. More so than three weeks ago when you took the final exam. 

"Come on, (Y/N/N), you passed the damn test! Of course they want you to shadow the BAU." Gabriel tried to assure you, lying lazily on the sofa of your shared apartment. He munched on a bag of potato chips, reminding you to get on him about that later. 

"You don't know that, Gabe. Just because I passed the test doesn't automatically mean I'm a good fit. Sure, I've wanted to be a part of the BAU for as long as I can remember…"  

You sigh and rub the back of your neck with a nervous hand. "B-but that doesn't mean I'm the best candidate. My chance of success here is barely 15% at the most compared to the hoard of agents who applied for the BAU shadowing opportunity." You paced back and forth, gesturing wildly towards your best friend as you tried to calm your desperate nerves. 

"Girl, calm your tits." You turn your head, looking into the gorgeous brown eyes of your other roommate. "You and Gabe both passed. You both have great opportunities. That's more than I've gotten worth in tips for the past 3 years." Iris insists, shoving Gabriel's legs off the couch so that she could sit. Gabriel rolled his eyes and purposefully put his legs in her lap. This then began a small fight between the two of trying to win over the other. 

"(Y/N), real talk, was it me who got a shadowing opportunity to be a fuckin' profiler's protégé?" He asks, sipping on what felt like his third coke of the morning. 

You exhaled annoyedly and shook your head, giving into Gabriel's little attempt at giving you a 'lesson'. "No… though you did get offered a job. An undercover one too. I'm not even gonna get paid half of what a real profiler makes." Exasperated, you sigh and groan in front of him, biting the inside of your cheek. 

It wasn't that you didn't believe that you got accepted. No, you knew that you probably had planted some bias in Agent Hotchner three weeks ago that had helped you get accepted. No this was more doubt of 'what if I get placed on Dr. Reid's team?' 

Recently, although you had tried everything to dream of something--anything else, the handsome doctor had been firmly cemented as the star in your nightly adventures. And each morning you'd woken up with a bright red face. So that question of yours? The idea that this whole 'crush' business couldn't get worse? It got worse. 

And unfortunately, Gabriel picked up on it. 

"So what I'm getting paid more? Your job has more branches to reach out to. I can only go so damn far. And that means I can pay more rent for you." He insists. "Something tells me this ain't about the job though." He teases, wiggling his eyebrows flirtatiously and flashing his whiskey-colored eyes. 

You rolled your eyes, blushing immediately at his inquire. "N-no… no this is only about the job."

"Uh huh, sure it is. It totally isn't about a certain Lover Boy you met that could potentially be the agent you shadow." He teases, swirling a pointed finger at you. 

Iris slaps his arm. "Oh hush. If she don't want to talk about him then that's fine. She's fine without a damn man on her arm." She insists, finally getting Gabriel's feet off of her legs. "Damn it, Gabe! Again with the crumbs?" Iris complained, swiping at the potato chip crumbs that had accumulated on the sofa. She pushed a strand of her dark brown hair behind her ear, trying to clean up the mess Gabriel had made around her. 

Gabriel just shrugged. " That's only 'cause you're only into girls, Iris." He insists, popping another chip into his mouth and crunching obnoxiously. "And yes, again with the crumbs." He says sarcastically. "But seriously, (Y/N). Just go. You'll do fine, I'm sure. There's nothing you and that mind can't do. Be sure to get me that pretty boy's number though. I wouldn't mind gettin' me some Chocolate Thunder." He playfully growled, winking at you. 

You groaned and chuckled. "Fine fine, I'll see what I can do. Try not to destroy the place while I'm gone?" You beg, grabbing your small bag and being sure to re-check your hair in the microwave reflection. 

"No promises! Have funnn!~" 

You rolled your eyes again and snickered. You quickly say your goodbyes and leave the apartment, hoping that the day wouldn't be as bad as you thought it would be. 

○●♡●○ 

You really felt the 'butterflies' now as you stepped out from the elevator. You swallowed nervously and picked at the button at the end of your blazer sleeve. 

What would Spencer even say? Would he be happy you were the one who was accepted? You hoped so. He seemed to enjoy talking to you when you met. You now wished you had the confidence to have asked for his number or to perhaps meet up for a chess game. He seemed like the kind of guy who would prefer a chess match to going on a date.

You took in a deep breath. You needed to calm down. You were going to be fine. You'd gotten this far. There was no going back. 

You exhaled the long breath and finally pushed through the glass entryway to the bullpen of the BAU. You took a moment to take in your surroundings to hopefully be able to differentiate between which offices were who's once you met their owners later as you assumed you would. 

Then, when your legs decided to work, you turned your attention to the familiar face walking towards you. 

"Agent (L/N). It's a pleasure to see you again, this time as a graduate." Agent Hotchner greeted, extending a hand for you to shake. You bit through your nervousness and took his hand, shaking it earnestly. 

"Likewise, Agent Hotchner." 

"Hotch is fine. You have a desk in front of Dr. Reid's, you should have a licensed badge and holster there as well. You already know Agent Morgan and Dr. Reid, correct?" He asks, flipping through your file. You nod in response. 

"Yes sir. We spoke the day I took my final exam." 

"Good. Come with me, I'll introduce you to the rest of the team. You understand the parts of this job is like that of an actual profiler?" 

"Yes, I read it over in the job details, sir." You answered, following Hotch as he began to guide you into the bullpen. 

Almost immediately you gained the attention of three heads. One more following a blond haired woman who entered after you did. 

"Everyone, this is Agent (L/N). She's our shadow graduate. She will act as a profiler just like the three of you. She will be shadowing Agent Prentiss. I'll leave you all to get to know her. We're reviewing a case in twenty minutes." He alerts before he turns on his heel and starts walking towards his office. Guess that was Agent Hotchner for you. 

"So, we meet again baby girl." 

You roll your eyes playfully and turn towards Morgan. "So we do. Do tell me how you survived without me, Agent Morgan." You teased, winking at him. See? You could flirt. 

Spencer looked up at you with a wonder. He had been told you were the shadowing Agent, but he hadn't prepared himself for how you would look on your first day. Your clothes fit you perfectly. And he could see the slight indent on your cheek, signalling you were biting the inside again. It was adorable to him. How was he going to focus with you around? 

"Good to see you again, Dr. Reid." You greeted, snapping him from his slight haze. He jumped slightly, blushing momentarily. 

"U-uh yeah. Yeah you too. And just Reid is fine." He nods towards you, effectively raising your nerves another level. 

"So you’re the shadowing agent. At least we'll have less testosterone around." A woman with dark brown hair greets. You assume her to be Agent Emily Prentiss from her eyes. She was the agent you'd be shadowing. 

"Right." You agree, smiling with a slight giggle. "And your Agent Prentiss, right? And the woman behind you is Agent Jareau?" You guessed. Your memory was unbeatable sure, but sometimes you got names wrong. Some names might've changed within the last memory you saw them and when you see them again. 

Prentiss smiled. "Yep. Emily or Prentiss is fine with me. But she goes by JJ within the team." Prentiss gestures behind her, showing you the blond woman who waved at you sweetly. 

"Hi." She greets, extending her arm. You take her hand and shake it. "I'm JJ. You can call me that if you'd like. Jareau is fine too, if you prefer it." She assures. 

You nod in understanding and let her hand go. "Thank you. I'm glad I'm not outnumbered by men. Even if one of those men has a higher IQ than me." You snicker. 

Spencer looks up almost as if he was summoned, looking at you in interest. Morgan glances from you to Spencer, wondering what exactly you'd meant by that. "And what is that supposed to mean?" He asks, a teasing smile finding a place on his face. 

"O-oh… sorry. I don't mean to brag. I have an IQ of 167. And I can read at a maximum of 10,000 words per minute." 

Morgan grinned. "Ooh, she's coming for your title, Pretty boy." Morgan teased, shoving Spencer’s shoulder. Spencer rolled his eyes at Morgan’s teasing, more focused on you. You might not have as fast a reading speed as him, but you were quite intelligent. You enjoyed it when he began to explain certain statistics. He wondered what he'd done to earn your attention. 

"He's right, she might try to take your place as resident genius, Reid. You might want to be careful." Prentiss teased, a slight smirk on her lips. 

"Guys, really, He's the genius here. I'm just some newbie agent here to shadow one of you for a year to see if this is the field for me. That's all." You assure, raising your hands in front of your chest in surrender. 

"Oh we know. Teasing just our thing. Especially with Spence." JJ assures back, resting a hand on Spencer’s shoulder. She carried a file in her hand. Probably the next case, you guessed. You wondered if you'd even get to go on this case, considering how brand new you were to this. 

Spencer sighed and you giggled a little. "And I'm sure he enjoys it. Did you know that affectionate teasing can actually be beneficial? It can help you gain insight into who you really are and gain access to your excesses. It's actually interesting to think about." 

Morgan rolled his eyes and groaned while Prentiss shook her head. "Here we go, another one of him I gotta deal with. Derek groaned sarcastically. You giggle and smile again, glad to get the rest of the group to stop teasing Spencer as much. 

"What can I say? If I find something matches a situation, why not give out the info? It might help. How many times has Reid's insight been helpful on cases?" You asked. 

Reid blinked a few times at you, staying remotely silent as he waited for his teammate's responses. Were you really defending him? After you'd barely even met him? 

"Plenty of times." JJ interjected, smiling still just as brightly. 

"See?" You point out. "Sometimes having some extra facts up there can help with problem solving." 

"Yes, being able to draw on that information is what helps me to find solutions to a multitude of problems while we're on a case." Spencer finally spoke up. 

You grin at him. "It really does. It's how I finished the test so early. That and studying. That's kind of unavoidable." 

You giggle slightly after finishing your response, hearing a quickening click of heels rapidly approaching you and your little chat circle. You turn around and smile at the very eccentric blond haired woman who had appeared behind you. 

"You're Agent (L/N), the new shadow, right?" She asks, smiling at you brightly. After you nod she smiled even brighter. "I'm so glad you're here. I'm no longer drowning in testosterone!" She exclaimed, making you laugh heartily. 

"True true. And you are… Technical Analyst Penelope Garcia, right? I've read about you." You guess. And you assume you guessed right as soon as Garcia's eyes widened with surprise and glee. 

"Oh you already know me! That's great!" 

"Hey, by the way how do you know of us already? I think I would probably have forgotten everybody's name if I just looked up news articles." Morgan asks, shifting his weight off of his desk. 

"O-oh… uh…" you stutter. You'd forgotten to tell them of your hyperthymesia. Well, better now than never. "I have a condition called hyperthymesia. It's a disorder where I can't forget anything. Well, mostly anything. I still got the infancy amnesia like everyone else, but that's it. I can tell you exactly what I wore to school on my tenth day of kindergarten. And what I learned."

Morgan and Prentiss widen their eyes. "Really? You can't forget anything?" Morgan clarifies. 

"Yep. It's all up here." You assure, pointing to your head. 

"That is like, so cool. I wish I had it. No wait, no I don't. I'd never be able to forget the invasive information I have to learn about all our unsubs." Garcia rants, making you giggle. 

"Yeah, you don't want it." 

"Why choose the FBI? Especially with your condition?" Derek asks, giving you a questioning brow. 

"Look, I know I'm never going to be able to forget anything about these cases. But I want to help people. Not like a police officer. But really save people. And put the killers and rapists in prison so no one else is hurt. I've always wanted to profile, so here I am." You say sternly and almost inspiringly. Morgan thankfully backed off afterwards. 

Spencer's smile never left his face as he listened to your reasoning for choosing this line of work. Sure, he'd heard it before, but he liked hearing it. Spencer soon after stood up as soon as he saw Hotch leave his office, waiting for the announcement. 

"Everyone meet in the conference room. We'll be leaving in 40 minutes." He announces. You sigh and start to grab the badge and holster from your desk, assuming you wouldn't be going. 

"You too, (L/N)." He continued. 

You widened your eyes and didn't even think to fight the smile that crept onto your face. Morgan smiled at you and nudged your shoulder. "Look who's coming on her first case on her first day. You got a go-bag ready?" He asked. 

"I have one packed just in case in my trunk. Hotch told me to be prepared." You answered back a tad sheepishly. Morgan grinned back at you, semi-impressed. 

"Good. Now come on, can't start without you." 

You smile brighter at Morgan’s comment, adjusting your badge and holster before grabbing your bag again to head into the conference room. 

Once inside the room, you find the man you recognize to be SSA Agent David Rossi already seated. He stands and smiles at you. "You're the new agent, right?" He asks, reaching out his hand. 

"Yeah, I am. I'm Agent (L/N). It's a pleasure to meet you, Agent Rossi. I've read your books. You're a great author." You greet. He smiled warmly back at you. 

"Welcome to the team. Hope you find this to be the field best suited for you." He says kindly as he takes his hand back. You nod to him. 

"I sure hope so too." 

You then both take your seats; you soon finding out that the only seat left available was next to Reid. You fought the incoming blush and took your seat, thanking JJ for the electronic tablet that she placed in front of you with the information of the case. 

"How'd you know?" 

You blink and turn towards the source of the sudden voice, smiling when you see Spencer turned slightly toward you as he flipped through his paper copy of the case. Guess he wasn't one for technology. 

"Know what?" 

"That teasing in the affectionate format can be beneficial to overall mental health? I haven't considered researching it." He asks. You sigh slightly in relief. 

"Oh, well… I have a Bachelor's degree in psychology, and I took a minor in social science. I did a little more research of my own. It was never an assignment, I just enjoyed it and wanted extra credit if my teacher would give it to me." You giggle. Spencer nodded in understanding, looking from you to the case again. 

"No technology, huh?" You observe. He looks back up at you and nodded with a slight laugh. 

"Yeah, I prefer books and paper. My phone is the least modern one that my phone company would sell me." He says, pulling it out to show it to you. 

"Interesting. I'm kinda indifferent. I love reading though. Whether online or otherwise. Especially poetry." You express. 

Spencer smiles at you again, letting out a soft, half laugh before he turned his attention to JJ and the case she was presenting. 

"The bodies of three men over the course of the last 3 months have been found in the lower parts of Illinois. The most recent one of John McAllister just one week after the last one. The Galesburg PD office connected the pattern and has contacted us for our assistance." JJ informs, turning on the screen behind her and showing the images of the three men. 

"Each man was found castrated, beaten, and without signs of a struggle. They also share the same hair color; dark brown." She adds. 

"This unsub is castrating them post or antemortem?" You ask. 

"Fortunately post-mortem. It seems to be our unsub's MO. Each man had differing injuries, but all were castrated." JJ clarifies. 

"This unsub is bringing down men who all seem to be built physically. Men who could defend themselves. This unsub might be after the power aspect of these kills." Rossi points out. 

"Perhaps… if you take a look at how each body is placed, it's almost careless. Like the unsub didn't even try to hide the bodies." Spencer adds, looking up at Morgan who spoke up next. 

"Could we be dealing with a female unsub? Or is this a man who has a harsh view of masculinity?" He asks. 

"Is there any other connection? Perhaps places they visited? People they knew?" You ask. 

"There isn't anything yet. Garcia, can you take a look at each of the victim's financial records and anything that puts them somewhere that the other victims also were?" Hotch asks. 

"I'll do that and get them right back to you as quick as I can." She answers, her face in the corner of the screen in front of all of them. 

"Good. We'll discuss the rest of the file on the jet. Wheels up in 30." 

You can't help but feel a little giddy. This was your first case! You just hoped you packed enough clothes for however long this case was going to take you. 

"You ready?" 

You turn your head and smile at Reid's presence behind you. He was holding onto the strap of his messenger bag and looking at you as you both packed up to get on the jet. He looked cute in a dark cardigan and black tie. His shirt underneath it all was navy blue, pulling together the look nicely. 

"Yeah, just a little nervous. But I'm sure it's just those damn butterflies." You teased. He laughed and shook his head. 

"I'll see you on the plane." He says with a bright smile before you two parted ways for a brief while. Now all you had to do was get your go bag from your car and get to the Jet in 28 minutes and 32 seconds. Easy, right?