#LIKE IT'S SO AJSHSKSJ

[menlove]

I know not everyone has shinigami eyes and there's issue w the extension and many ppl are on mobile but I feel like. sometimes. these things are just obvious

like maybe. Perhaps. the tumblr user w the url "radicallyaligned" is not someone u should automatically be reblogging from in a chain. like.

"omg im so sorry I didn't know tumblr user realwombynvaginahaveractuallesbian was a t//erf!" well. you could have. possibly known that if you used your mind for a moment. maybe.

[jitters-art]

12, 16 and 22 for naruto n sasuke ^_^! (also if u feel like it can u explain why u don't like deidara? id love to hear it 👀)

this ask game

HAHAHAHAAA okay i’ll explain the deidara thing first. at first i was just annoyed by him but as time went on and he kept showing up i grew to dislike him more... when he got reanimated after i thought he was dead for good that’s when the true hater in me took over LOL literally the reasons i hate him aren’t even deep LOL he just kept showing up which fuelled my anger ajshsksj okay so the reasons i hate him is because he’s annoying to me first and foremost, all his quips and ramblings are dreadful and i think he’s incredibly childish, his fights are all boring to me and are so genuinely a drag to get through (all he does is stand on his bird and monologue for 5 minutes before blowing something up….. IT IS NOT FUN TO WATCH, EVEN THE EXPLOSIONS ARE BORING), and i’m tired of seeing this guy. yeah that’s it. nothing truly deep he just annoyed me and then kept coming back and coming back and coming back….. i got too annoyed by it aksgsjsgjssh

naruto

12. sexuality hc?

gay, although i enjoy bisexual headcanons. i’m not very passionate about him having to be gay, it can go either way. i just genuinely think (outside of his “crush” on sakura… but lets be real what did he actually like about her) he doesn’t show any interest in women… like he’s never interested in peeping on them with jiraiya or konohamaru, he fully tells jiraiya that he doesn’t have to be worried about falling for a woman cause “that doesn’t apply to him” and he “doesn’t really get the whole woman thing”, he’s also not interested in the harem jutsu at all, he just uses it to get by and has no intention of progressing it… although konohamaru puts in all this extra effort to make it better and better…. yet what did naruto practice more than the rasengan… that’s right the REVERSE harem jutsu… hmmmmm…………

16. a childhood head canon?

i’ll add a couple others because i think about naruto at all times, but here’s a couple other answers too! i hc naruto to bleach his hair… so when he’s super young he has black hair hehe.. i think he keeps up on bleaching really well though (which is why you never see him with roots in my drawings) HOWEVER i do think that when he goes on long missions and doesn’t have the access to his stuff his roots start growing in a little bit.. so if i ever draw him on a long mission for w/e reason and he has roots.. that’s why :3 also i like to think naruto has a pretty strong stomach.. since he was never given enough money as a kid to be able to buy enough food until his next pay i think he would do a combination between foraging and digging thru trash… and i don’t think he’d properly wash the stuff he foraged and he definitely ate some spoiled food that was thrown out… uhm he was probably sick a lot as a kid cause of that but i think he kinda built up a bit of an immunity so as he got older he could tolerate more. uhm if you’re thinking about the classic episode with the milk my excuse for that is that i also hc him to be lactose intolerant but he doesn’t care and consumes dairy anyways LMFAOOO so everything but dairy his stomach is a champ for ahahsghsgs

22. when do you think they were at their lowest?

hmm.. this one’s slightly hard. i’m inclined to say during the 5 kage arc when realizing the reality of losing sasuke is an actual possibility (after ay denied his plead to forgive sasuke, and he found out sakura was planning to kill sasuke). most of his other lows he was able to power on just by the thought of being able to reunite with sasuke, but this time he was confronted with the fact that sasuke could potentially be killed. if not by sakura then some bounty hunter. HOWEVER i do think another low for him was honestly just his life pre-academy. i would say during the academy because he was still alone friendship wise, but he wasn’t isolated at that point. people were at the very least in his vicinity even if they were mean to him. however pre academy the only interaction he had with people was being screamed at and threatened… hated and glared at for a reason completely unknown to him. he certainly acted out as a way of coping but he was by no means doing okay in the slightest. he even says to iruka in the beginning of classic something along the lines of “there’s no point in going home, no one’s there for me anyways”…. he spent most of his childhood outside being harassed by adults for something he couldn’t even begin to conceptualize rather than being at home because being alone hurt him more…… anyways enough of that i made me sad LOL

sasuke

12. sexuality hc?

gay. just look at the boy. i don’t need to explain this one just look at him.

16. childhood head canon?

uhm we all know sasuke is trans (that’s real btw, not a hc. just fact.) but i figure he probably realized and vocalized it *really* young.. like sometime around age 6 or 7ish… i think he just kinda told everyone he was actually a boy when he first started having thoughts of it and went from there lol… i think a lot of his ‘rivalry’ with itachi and wanting to be like him/better than him is based off a bit of jealousy from always being undeniably a boy and not having to try to be acknowledged as one…. (that said i do think his family was all very accepting. specially mikoto.. and tbh i think itachi was very happy about it too. on that note i think itachi was the first he told. then his parents at dinnertime). also i like to think that sasuke is really good at identifying flowers and wildlife cause he would pick flowers for mikoto as a kid.. and she’d tell him all about them.. they would go on picnics and walks and she and fugaku would do the same then with any animals or plants they felt like pointing out/whatever sasuke or itachi would ask about… ofc as time went on they got to do this less and less because they became.. busy. uhm. but i think they used to when they were younger! it also branches into a non-childhood hc which is that sasuke ends up tending to a garden of his own when he’s older…. he’s familiar with that kinda stuff from his childhood c: plus the sharingan is very good at identifying plants and any issues/pests on them.

22. when do you think they were at their lowest?

definitely right after the massacre for this one.. unfortunately sasuke has a lot of lows but tbh those to me don’t quite compare to the tragedy of becoming alone and being betrayed after being loved so gently…. i mean every single person he loved and was close to was just brutally murdered by his brother.. the person you’re supposed to be able to relate to and trust and cling to most in the whole world… on top of that he’s then told that he means nothing to his brother and he’s too pathetic to even kill….. then he’s forced to watch his brother kill his parents and his clan over and over and over again for days (to sasuke)… and then he’s left completely alone for the first time. he has to learn how to care for himself after experiencing the most guttural loss of his entire life.. he doesn’t know how to cook for himself, he doesn’t know how to care for himself, and he has absolutely no one to guide him because the only person in konoha that is supposed to look over sasuke’s care doesn’t even want sasuke alive. he has to do this all while working through severe trauma and depression while on his own for the first time in his life. all this to also be dealing with the manipulation and mind games instilled into him by itachi… forcing him to not be able to process or attempt to heal from the uchiha genocide, but to use it to fuel his anger for itachi… yeah…… he was definitely at his lowest while he was new to being all alone as a child. i need to lay down…

[sweetsweetbumblebee]

I have only just discovered your blog and I am already in love with you. I am hereby putting in my resume for the role of 'simp'. I can even start immediately. I don't know what the role requires but I am confident in my ability. May I please inform of you the fact that I'd like to lay you down on a bed, mattress or any surface available and pump you full of cum so that I can look you in the eyes as I lick and suck it out of you, before retreating it also into your mouth through kisses 😍😍😍

Everyone has a nickname or an emoji so I'll put this thing in the sign off: 🍺 (You can call me Pint)

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[ghostbeam]

awwww hahah protective vamp dabi over fletchling reader thats sooooo cute, like he wakes up n sees u teething his arm coz ur bite instincts r in full gear n its bittersweet to him coz ur in this pain coz of him but also u look like a hamster biting a banana when u bite him like that agsgdkfkg ALSO ALSO i had a fleeting thought of dabis first love betraying him into a bite but originally they wanted to suck him dead buut ,,, in the end the little bit of love they shared made them pull away so he was left w this curse on his own n his family started lookin for him n he just watched from the shadows //imagine him standin in the pourin rain watching over his family like a guardian angel , fending off other vampires so they wont have to feel the same pain// -🍞

A HAMSTER BITING A BANANA AKSJKSJSKSK pls why is that the cutest thing ever thinking abt u teething his armmmmmmm he probably lets u fall asleep like that🥺

And honestly the thought of Dabi being bitten by a past lover is sooooo heartbreaking especially thinking about his aversion to trusting reader in the beginning cause he’s literally been in ur shoes before!!!! And I think like at least at the beginning of the fic he kind of hates that this is what he is now and he really doesn’t wanna drag reader down with him u know. But I really wanted to make it clear that like u love him for all of it even the part of him he thinks is a monster.

And YES!!!! Absolutely he’s protecting his family from afar!! And like when they grow older and have kids and families and stuff he’ll watch over them too oh it makes me sooo insane I love him<3

Okay honestly vampire hunters didn’t even cross my mind in this fic but that’s really fun to think about tbh especially cause I see Dabi as like a huge recluse in his big house on his mountain (only met reader by chance in his forest) so like for hunters to come after them it would have to be because of you like u being turned, Dabi teaching u how to defend urself out in the forest, the fact that there’s now more than one vampire in that area so yeah very interesting to think aboutttttt

BUT YEAH ALSO AJSHSKSJ yes yes the idea that dabi initially wants to kill u is everything to me aksjkddkdkd there’s parts where I kinda allude to him like being tempted to at least when he’s biting u and stuff but like yeah I think like Dabi saves u from a vamp that first time u meet and is immediately soooooo tempted by the smell of ur blood it takes everything in him to control himself so yes I do think like there’s a moment where it crosses his mind but there’s just something about uuuuuuuu

[moonlit-jeno]

fuck I'm such a bitch for donghyuck. srsly, like I can't stop thinking about him. his hands, thighs, voice, the way he dances, he's so funny and cute. but like it's getting bad, cuz like whenever I'm just conversing with my parents, friends, siblings... i can't stop thinking about hyuck just fucking me with his fingers djenekjebe help

he’s such a unique person and the best word i can think of to describe him is mesmerizing. and also this took a turn ajshsksj but his hands are soooooo pretty he’d do such a good job

[roimp]

THE HORSE KA NAME WAS PUBG?!?! AJSJSJSB I CANT WTFFF😭😭😭😭

EVEN I DONE THAT TYPE WALA HORSE RIDE BUT LIKE IN MATHERAN YOU KNOW AND LIKE YOU JUST SIT ON THE HORSE AND IT LIKE TAKES YOU AROUND THE WHOLE JUNGLE AREA SO THAT WAS FUN

BUT LIKE DURING THAT I GOT HURT AND I STILL I HAVE THE SCAR FROM IT BECAUSE I PICKED AT THE SCAB AJSHSKSJ LOL

SVSHSBSKSBSJSJ GUESS WHAT

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[jitters-art]

tag ppl you’d like to know better— @opens-up-4-nobody tagged me thank youuuu c:

1. three ships: sns of course, tbh i’m p nonchalant w ships other than them ajjsskjsjs i’m very wishwashy….. uhhh oh oh actually konan/yahiko/nagato, i think they’re cute :3, and uhh uhm… i’m gonna do a cop out here and say my ocs jobie and elio (😭😭 they’re not even canon ajshskshsjjs) most things i don’t mind it either way or i just don’t rlly like it so i don’t particularly ship much T.T

2. first ship ever: this is so hard bc i literally can’t think of what i was into before my pjo phase but i’m sure there was something………. i guess i’ll just say percy/nico but NEVER talk to me about that i’m SO embarrassed rn..

3. last song: (as always for these things) i’m actually listening to music rn. atm i’m listening to my uzumaki naruto playlist and kids with guns by gorillaz is playing

4. last movie: hm i don’t watch movies too much but i think the last one was called re/member

5. currently reading: banana fish manga. it’s my fave anime of all time (u wouldn’t be able to tell considering i only draw naruto ajshsksj) but i’ve never actually finished the manga so i’m dedicated to finishing it this time.

6. currently watching: i actually haven’t started a new watch yet! i just finished shippuden a couple weeks ago so i’ve been chilling a bit on my watching T.T i haven’t decided what i will watch yet. was thinking of finally getting thru all of one piece (i’ve only seen random parts of it ajshdhdhd) but the length is so daunting after just finishing another suuuper long anime. i want something shorter rn lol

7. currently consuming: at this exact second as i mentioned i’m listening to music :p my nrt playlist (after the storm by kali uchis is now playing if ur curious)

8. currently craving: japanese beef curry ♡

tags: @szczek @kyueishin @l0gitex @twinvenus @sasukeless @lostinthesasuke @autismsasuke @lesbiansasuk3 @simoni-999 <- holy sasuke train in the middle there. as always no pressure.

[roimp]

YOUR OBSESSION WITH THE MARAUDERS IS SHOWING ASH AJSHSKSJ

OMG THATS SO COOL LIKE 50?!? WOW. HOW DO YOU STROKE A SQUIRREL LIKE DO THEY EVEN STAY STILL AJSHSKSJ

SQUIRRELS FOR ME JUST OCCASIONALLY COME NEAR MY WINDOW AND I JUST LOOK AND THEM AND THEY LIKE DISAPPEAR AFTER 30 SEC LMAO

SVSHSBSKSBSJSJ GUESS WHAT

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