#LIKE DAWG??? LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[isatoru]

TMI SORRY

i like to say i've never had my first kiss cuz idk i don't want this one to count tbh but when i was in 4th grade me and my friend (who was a girl) kissed for 20 minutes roleplaying as the prince and snow white and taking turns who's the one sleeping in the glass coffin (?) and wakes up and who makes the kiss. and then we would rotate and switch positions and kiss. after one of us would "wake up" we'd clap and go "YAYYYY!!" and then do it again bro 😭 "ok my turn to be the prince" LKSDHFJKL

[what-if-doctor-who-was-yuri]

idk even tho its like. the bare minimum it still makes me happy when i remember that web developers make sure their website is accessiable idk its just nice to me idk why

[hqkalon]

THEME ATE DOWNNNNN HELLO????? 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 also random but everytime i look @ ur kinktober ‘sintober’ sae all i hear is “SINNNN😩SINNNN CITY WASNT MADE FOR YA” LMFAOOOOOOOOO

but hru hru sae JIZZY? 😌🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽👹👹🫵🏽🫵🏽

KEKEKEEEE 😼😼 STOPPPPP BC ME TOO… 😭 it’s crazy bc i had “sin city” in my bio when i did a masked men theme and it had a link 😭 ANGELS LIKE YOUUU 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉 (oopsie daisies)

IM GOOOOD, i had a good three hour rest from working a whole ass shift— I GOT SCAMMED TWO TIMES 😀 ik my manger was mad asf, but i’m not true to this register stuff (since july) 🥲 and now i’m about to do some homework and get to writing 😵😵 BUT HOW ABOUT YOU BIG DAWGIEEEE DAWG ?!

ALSO CONGRATULATIONS ON 13 KAKIESSSSSSS 🤞🤞

[rwqv]

h\getting personal on main????//? no way dawg

cw/ a very very stupid person

anywyays . please fucking help me . i am in a predicament

so this girl asked me out (i hate her. i do not like her. she is a shitty human being.) in a long ass note laa dee fucking daa where she basically admitted she had a SEXUAL crush on me. not ok!!11!1 dni dawg read my boundaries smh

but like. yeah. anyways, i share an english class with her. i purposefully sat at a different table than her, because, again, I DONT LIKE HER. i was waiting for my friend and guess who didn’t show up!!11 my friend!!!1 guess who did!!11 the people she absolutely hates!1!1 (theyre super nice i love them to the ends of the world they are just so nice i could never talk shit about them <3 /p)

so yeah. she was all alone at the damn table by herself looking goofy as fuck (did i mention she looked stupid)

but i dont want beef w/her cause thats gonna cause me TONS of trouble. i aint want that shit. so i tried to be nice to her (halfway across the room LMFAOOOOOOOOO)

but!!! apparently!!! im a moron!!! not only did i try to include her in the class discussion, but i accidentally!!!! did a heart with my fingers at her!!!

anyone who knows me knows i am asexual. aromantic spec too!!! i meant it in a platonic way . guess what happened

HER FACE WENT REDDER THAN A DAMN APPLE. IT WAS RED. i knew i fucked up then

i still have yet to respond to her letter where she said she rlly liked me (because i am totally a girl!!11!11!1 mf read the damn room i wore a suit n tie to homecoming shouldnt that tell you something)

so i heard from a best friend that NOW SHE THINKS I LIKE HER. QUITE THE OPPOSITE REALLY.

thats the story, heres the predicament.

i want to tell her this. it would be very easy, if i just went up to her and told her “yo i dont mean to lead you on im asexual and arospec not interested in you youre a great person though, sorry about that!!”

the problem is ,,, i dont know if i feel safe going up to her!!! 1. shes highly unpredictable. 2. she has said before basically that she has some sort of ASIAN FETISH, AND THAT I WAS A PART OF IT. (feell rlly bad for the other visible asian kid in my school, props to his ass)

ok then, you might say, go with a friend!

that also has bad repercussions. my friend geoup is not on the best of terms with her, my closest companion absolutely hating her ass and it being known worldwide that they arent in good kahoots. 2. she will know that i have talked to a friend about the letter and start shit talking me to everyone else, thereinby ruining my record

nevertheless, now shes spouting off shit about me liking her. help ^_^